My Dad Loves To Toot

Author : Tootin' Tom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2021-05-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798505320389

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My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom Pdf

New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!

Author : Tootin' Tom
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2021-05-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798505320389

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My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom Pdf

New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!

Author : Katrina Germein
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2013-04-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780763665227

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My Dad Thinks He's Funny by Katrina Germein Pdf

The ideal gift book for anyone whose dad makes them laugh — or roll their eyes. When his son says “I’m hungry,” Dad says, “Hello, Hungry. Pleased to meet you.” Before slicing a cake for dessert, Dad announces, “There’s my piece. What’s everybody else having?” Tell Dad your foot hurts? "No problem. You’ve got another.” How is he feeling? “With my hands.” So when nothing’s up but the sky, or when jumping in the shower sounds dangerous, it may be a good time to share this book with someone who doesn’t need sugar because, well, they’re sweet enough already.

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2021-04-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798745521416

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Dad And Me Setting Farts Free by Jane Bexley Pdf

New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)

Author : Marjorie Blain Parker
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2012-03-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781101644232

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When Dads Don't Grow Up by Marjorie Blain Parker Pdf

An endearing celebration of dads who are young at heart Just in time for Father's Day, this playful book follows four father-child pairs as they spend happy, silly times together, popping bubble wrap and watching cartoons and taking part in shoppingcart races. These are dads who aren't worried about looking goofy or getting their hair wet - dads who still remember what it's like to be little. Don't be fooled. They may look like grown-ups on the outside, But underneath they're just like you . . . Kids!

Author : Lisa Regan
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2016-11
Category : Flatulence
ISBN : 1488902801

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Girls Don't Fart Okay!! by Lisa Regan Pdf

So Ethan asked among his friends, 'Does everyone get wind?' Marty laughed, Fizz looked confused, and Sam just quietly grinned. But Little Trixie took offence. 'Girls don't fart -okay?! Only boys make bottom noise. We girls aren't built that way.' The boys just didn't believe her, and set themselves a test. To see if girls pass wind or not -that would be their quest. And so begins the hilarious, stinky tale about a smelly little boy named Ethan and his rag-tag group of friends who are on the hunt to catch a girl that farts. Filled with funny scenes filled with farting unicorns, mermaids and more, this title is sure to delight both boys and girls alike!

Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 31 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454941484

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Almost Everybody Farts by Marty Kelley Pdf

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Author : Matt Coyne
Publisher : Hachette UK
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2024-05-23
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781444972665

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My Dad and the Toot that Shook the World by Matt Coyne Pdf

The perfect Father's Day gift for tooting dads everywhere! All aboard the Butt Force One! Travel the world and back again in this TOOT-ally hilarious rhyming romp following the most destructive fart to ever be farted! When Eddie's dad lets off a ground-shakingly shocking fart, they know it's about to take the world by stinky storm. And only they can stop it . . . Get ready for a toot-acular, rip-roaring, globe-spanning adventure to catch the powerful parp! Perfect for children (and adults) who love a little potty-humour! Written by - but not inspired by - Matt Coyne, bestselling author and creator of the Man vs. Baby blog, with EXPLOSIVE illustrations by Richard Merritt. Praise for Matt Coyne: 'A hero for dads everywhere' Daily Mirror 'Very, very funny' This Morning 'Matt Coyne's post has struck a chord with parents from all over the world' Daily Mail 'Brutally honest rant on the reality of parenthood has taken the internet by storm' Sunday Telegraph

Author : Mike Adamick
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2014-03-18
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781440570780

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Dad's Book of Awesome Science Experiments by Mike Adamick Pdf

The science behind, "But, why?" Don't get caught off guard by your kids' science questions! You and your family can learn all about the ins and outs of chemistry, biology, physics, the human body, and our planet with Dad's Book of Awesome Science Experiments. From Rock Candy Crystals to Magnetic Fields, each of these fun science projects features easy-to-understand instructions that can be carried out by even the youngest of lab partners, as well as awesome, full-color photographs that guide you through each step. Complete with 30 interactive experiments and explanations for how and why they work, this book will inspire your family to explore the science behind: Chemistry, with Soap Clouds Biology, with Hole-y Walls Physics, with Straw Balloon Rocket Blasters Planet Earth, with Acid Rain The Human Body, with Marshmallow Pulse Keepers Best of all, every single one of these projects can be tossed together with items around the house or with inexpensive supplies from the grocery store. Whether your kid wants to create his or her own Mount Vesuvius or discover why leaves change colors in the fall, Dad's Book of Awesome Science Experiments will bring out the mad scientists in your family--in no time!

Author : Joe Rhatigan
Publisher : MoonDance Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2017-10-17
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781633222243

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Everyone Toots by Joe Rhatigan Pdf

This is a hysterical read-aloud picture book that shows children it's okay to pass a little gas.

Author : Ashley Wheelock,Arwen Evans
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2019-08-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1733137416

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We Toot by Ashley Wheelock,Arwen Evans Pdf

We Toot is a feminist fable about farting. When a stinky toot is loosed at a slumber party, six girls learn an important lesson in body positivity and self-acceptance. We Toot lets little girls know it's okay to let one rip.

Author : Tesse Adams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2021-05-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1643401084

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Grandpa's Fart Jokes by Tesse Adams Pdf

Author : Jim Manduca
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2018-02-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1983636339

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Lay Down Daddy Games by Jim Manduca Pdf

Being a dad isn't easy - between work, spending time with the kids, the gym that you clearly always go to, and keeping your wife happy, a guy can barely find the time to have a little lie-down now and again. Never fear. The following pages present what I like to think of as one of the most revolutionary advancements in fathering technology: the floor. You walk on it, you put furniture on it, you pay to keep the pipes underneath it running... but have you ever gone swimming in it? Climbed it? Fished in it? Of course you haven't - and that's why you're missing out on a world of mutual enjoyment for you and your kids: one where they experience fun and games they've never seen... and daddy gets a precious few minutes of horizontal time. Use with caution; these may improve your life greatly. You're welcome.

Author : Taylor Vader
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2021-12-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798985379617

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Daddy's Gotta Poop by Taylor Vader Pdf

Does your daddy disappear to the bathroom any time things get chaotic at home? Or maybe when he's asked to do certain chores, he is nowhere to be found? If so, this is the book for you! Sit back and enjoy the story of one little girl and her daddy who has developed the sudden urge to poop at all of the most inconvenient times.

Author : Janet Adams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2021-04-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1953499090

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The Toot Fairy by Janet Adams Pdf

Everyone knows about the Tooth Fairy, but not everyone knows about the Toot Fairy. This fun book explains how toots are made and delivered all over the world. Plus, now you have a cute fairy to blame as the need arises.