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My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2001-10-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535117

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My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) by Bill Myers Pdf

My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 1996-08-30
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535025

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My Life as Polluted Pond Scum by Bill Myers Pdf

Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster. Being a hero is the last thing on Wally's mind, but the fate of his entire town is at stake. Now he must race against the clock, his own fears, and his world renown klutziness - and learn to trust God - before he has any chance of saving the day,

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 81 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1995-09-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418567002

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My Life as Reindeer Road Kill by Bill Myers Pdf

This hilarious chapter book for 8 to 12-year-olds from the Wally McDoogle series shows tweens the true meaning of Christmas. Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . for God! In this nonstop, action-packed novel, Wally receives an invitation to Jesus’ birthday party and bungles his way to understanding the best gift to give God. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill features boy blunder Wally McDoogle in his signature confusion, chaos, and comedy teaches biblical values and character-building lessons with action and humor that appeal to middle schoolers comes in a small lightweight softcover perfect for stashing in a backpack or in a car pocket My Life as Reindeer Road Kill will keep young readers laughing while learning about generosity and what God really wants.

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 1996-05-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535018

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My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler by Bill Myers Pdf

What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle How about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?! Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around than even Wally can handle. Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to out think God and rewrite history.

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1994-10-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535162

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My Life as a Human Hockey Puck by Bill Myers Pdf

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2007-07-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418553364

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My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber by Bill Myers Pdf

At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

The Case of Hiccupping Ears

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2003-09-16
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535209

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The Case of Hiccupping Ears by Bill Myers Pdf

In The Case of the Hiccupping Ears, people all over the world are forgetting how to eat, see, hear, smell, and even walk! What on earth is going on? The boys at B.A.D.D. (Bungling Agents Dedicated to Destruction) are once again at work. Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and Splat can stop them.

My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2003-06-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535254

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My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler by Bill Myers Pdf

Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake...and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor from My Life As a Sky Surfing Skateboarder) turns Wally into a human guinea pig for his latest creation-the Mind Magnifier. And something goes terribly wrong. Instead of a dramatically increased brain size, Wally ends up with ears big enough to use for hang-gliding! When you mix in giant flying snails and Tina, a giggling tarantula the size of a small house, you've got problems of major proportions. Now, our boy blunder must save Tina, his life, and the entire city! In this life-and-death struggle, Wally learns the importance of admitting mistakes and not hiding the truth from his parents.

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 1997-10-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535049

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My Life as a Blundering Ballerina by Bill Myers Pdf

"It's way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive 72 hours in each other's shoes. It's a custom-made Wally catastrophe that includes: exploding Home Ec cookies (apparently Wally used gun powder instead of baking powder), baby-sitting a mob of out-of-control monster babies, and imprisoned 2.2 hours in the bathroom every morning to fix his hair. Last, and by no means least, Wally must replace Wall Street as a star in The Nutcracker ballet! All in all it becomes one of Wally's greatest misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others.

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 1994-04-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535148

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My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss by Bill Myers Pdf

It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Tommy Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2006-10-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418553326

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My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles by Bill Myers Pdf

Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger. All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.

My Life as Alien Monster Bait

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 52 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 1993-05-07
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535100

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My Life as Alien Monster Bait by Bill Myers Pdf

"Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 1995-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535179

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My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut by Bill Myers Pdf

"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 1993-07-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535131

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My Life as Crocodile Junk Food by Bill Myers Pdf

Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

Author : Bill Myers
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 1993-07-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781418535124

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My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord by Bill Myers Pdf

A hot-air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.