Never Slow Dance With A Zombie

Author : E. Van Lowe
Publisher : Tor Teen
Page : 261 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2009-08-18
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781429940269

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Never Slow Dance With a Zombie by E. Van Lowe Pdf

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality. Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way. On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing! Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive.... “An unabashedly silly send-up of paranormal romance novels.” - Strange Horizons At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author : Ehrich Van Lowe
Publisher : Tor Teen
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2010-09-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0765360179

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Never Slow Dance with A Zombie by Ehrich Van Lowe Pdf

Author : Diane Bailey
Publisher : The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2011-12-15
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781448855926

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Zombies in America by Diane Bailey Pdf

The very real origins of zombies and the very unreal legends that have developed since are explored in this exciting volume. Among the legends, the earliest New Orleans voodoo priestess and the Night of the Living Dead are brought forth. Readers and zombie enthusiasts alike can explore some of the most exciting legends that the living dead have to offer.

Author : Joni Richards Bodart
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
Page : 301 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9780810882270

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They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill by Joni Richards Bodart Pdf

Teen readers have always been fascinated by monsters, but lately it seems like every other young adult (YA) book is about vampires, zombies, or werewolves. These works are controversial, since they look at aspects of life and human nature that adults prefer to keep hidden from teenagers. But this is also why they are so important: They provide a literal example of how ignoring life's hazards won't make them go away and demonstrate that ignorance of danger puts one at greater risk. In They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill: The Psychological Meaning of Supernatural Monsters in Young Adult Fiction Joni Bodart examines six different monsters--vampires, shapeshifters, zombies, unicorns, angels, and demons--in YA literature. Bodart first discusses the meaning of these monsters in cultures all over the world. Subsequent chapters explore their history and most important incarnations, comparing the same kind of creatures featured in different titles. This volume also contains interviews with authors who provide additional insight and information, and the bibliography includes a comprehensive list of titles featuring the various monsters. Analyzing the most important and well-written series and titles for teens, They Suck, They Bite, They Eat, They Kill will be useful for parents, teachers, and anyone else hoping to understand why teens want to read books in this genre and what some of the benefits of reading them might be.

Author : Peter Dendle
Publisher : McFarland
Page : 293 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2012-09-18
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9780786492886

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The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia, Volume 2: 2000-2010 by Peter Dendle Pdf

This is a comprehensive overview of zombie movies in the first 11 years of the new millennium, the most dynamic and vital period yet in the history of the zombie genre. It serves not only as a follow-up to its predecessor (The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia, McFarland 2001), which covered movies from 1932 up until the late 1990s, but also as a fresh exploration of what uniquely defines the genre in the 2000s. In-depth entries provide critical analysis of the zombie as creature in more than 280 feature-length movies, from 28 countries and filmed on six continents. An appendix offers shorter entries for more than 100 shorts and serials.

Author : Adam Selzer
Publisher : Delacorte Press
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2010-01-26
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780375896675

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I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It by Adam Selzer Pdf

Algonquin “Ali” Rhodes, the high school newspaper’s music critic, meets an intriguing singer, Doug, while reviewing a gig. He’s a weird-looking guy—goth, but he seems sincere about it, like maybe he was into it back before it was cool. She introduces herself after the set, asking if he lives in Cornersville, and he replies, in his slow, quiet murmur, “Well, I don’t really live there, exactly. . . .” When Ali and Doug start dating, Ali is falling so hard she doesn’t notice a few odd signs: he never changes clothes, his head is a funny shape, and he says practically nothing out loud. Finally Marie, the school paper’s fashion editor, points out the obvious: Doug isn’t just a really sincere goth. He’s a zombie. Horrified that her feelings could have allowed her to overlook such a flaw, Ali breaks up with Doug, but learns that zombies are awfully hard to get rid of—at the same time she learns that vampires, a group as tightly-knit as the mafia, don’t think much of music critics who make fun of vampires in reviews. . . .

Author : Stephen Jones
Publisher : Robinson
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2010-10-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781849016728

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The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 21 by Stephen Jones Pdf

The year's best, and darkest, tales of terror, showcasing the most outstanding new short stories and novellas by both contemporary masters of the macabre and exciting newcomers. As ever, this acclaimed anthology also offers the most comprehensive annual overview of horror around the world in all its incarnations; a comprehensive necrology of famous names; and a list of indispensable contact addresses for the dedicated horror fan and writer alike. The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror remains the world's leading annual anthology dedicated solely to presenting the best in contemporary horror fiction. Praise for Stephen Jones: 'The best horror anthologist in the business is, of course, Stephen Jones, whose Mammoth Book of Best New Horror is one of the major bargains of this as of any other year.' Roz Kavaney 'An essential volume for horror readers.' Locus 'Stephen Jones . . . has a better sense of the genre than almost anyone in this country.' Lisa Tuttle, The Times Books

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 692 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : American literature
ISBN : UCSD:31822036342608

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The Publishers Weekly by Anonim Pdf

Author : Stacey Jay
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 276 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1595142258

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You are So Undead to Me by Stacey Jay Pdf

Megan Berry, a Carol, Arkansas, high school student who can communicate with the Undead, must team up with her childhood friend Ethan to save homecoming from an army of flesh-hungry zombies.

Author : Bonnie Sherr Klein
Publisher : Vintage Books Canada
Page : 388 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 1997
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0676970303

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Slow Dance by Bonnie Sherr Klein Pdf

A story of stroke, love and disability. "From the Hardcover edition."

Author : Duane Filer
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 280 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2015-04-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781503560154

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Square Squire and the Journey to DreamState by Duane Filer Pdf

Square Squire and the Journey to DreamState, my 394-page, 96,729-word novel, is a semiautobiographical story of growing up geeky in the last innocent time when all the basketball players had hopes and none of the gangs had guns. Squire Brooks is a precocious nerd whose only awareness of the transitions in his neighborhood of Compton, California, in the ’60s is the opportunity to chuck stones at the increasing number of For Sale signs in the yards of his white neighbors. His father’s deepening involvement in civil rights creates increasing chaos in his home, where Squire writes his short stories and daydreams. Adolescence brings peer-driven lessons about girls, puberty, girls, bullies, and girls as he navigates the temptations during his elementary, junior high, and high school years. Squire’s daydreaming has developed into an imaginative mechanism that frees his mind from all the chaos and allows him to escape to a dream state whenever he writes. After graduating from high school and on a road trip with his dog, Julius, Squire meets Octavia Steves, who teaches him that his dream state is actually a form of meditation that could help him become the writer of his dreams.

Author : Barry Oliver
Publisher : AB Discovery
Page : 235 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2024-05-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Max, The Nappied Zombie Killer by Barry Oliver Pdf

What the ABDL world has always needed is a Diapered Zombie Tale! At 11 years of age, Maxwell Roosevelt is destined for greatness. Born of affluent parents and attending an Ivy League prep school, Max has everything he needs for success, including a presidential name. But Max has a secret that has nothing to do with success. He fantasizes about being an ordinary kid, with ordinary parents who will give him the affection he craves. He wishes he could be someone else’s little kid running around in nappies. Yes, Max wants to wear nappies. When Max meets another boy at the public pool with a similar desire, they strike up an unlikely friendship. Robby is from a working-class home, attends public school, and has little ambition beyond playing video games and making fun of his teenage brother’s love angst. As a former bedwetter, he also has an interest in nappiesfor security reasons; and so, with a common interest, the two boys become friends over the summer. Then Halloween comes and their lives are interrupted by the Zombie Apocalypse. Max’s life takes a dramatic turn as he now fights to survive, aided by Robby’s brother’s teenage girlfriend, Cindy, and Cindy’s three lesbian teenage friends. With additional help from Cindy’s lesbian friend’s grandpa who is a survivalist…well, it gets complicated. It boils down to this: zombies won’t stop until they find what it is they’ve lost. Is it something as simple as a beloved childhood toy, or is it just brains they’re after? Max discovers the truth in a climactic standoff. The question is: is anyone left alive in the world to hear it? From the AB Discovery Zombie Collection!

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 512 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Children's libraries
ISBN : PSU:000061877634

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School Library Journal by Anonim Pdf

Author : Megan Derr
Publisher : Less Than Three Press, LLC
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2016
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781620047545

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Midnight by Megan Derr Pdf

Lord Devlin White, Duke of Winterbourne, is the last in a long line of powerful witches who assist the Demon Lord of London by solving mysteries and settling problems amongst nightwalkers. With his proud family line all but ended, considered eccentric even by the standards of his strange world, Devlin is kept from despair by his unusual ward, Midnight. Murdered as a child, turned into a draugr in death, Midnight is a nightwalker like no other. Neither alive nor dead, sustained by magic and a bond to Devlin, he is happy to spend his life by Devlin's side, though he longs for the day that Devlin sees him as more than a ward. But now a powerful figure seeks the secret of Midnight's making—a secret that Devlin will die to protect.

Author : Daniel Waters
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 303 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2010-05-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780857071279

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Generation Dead by Daniel Waters Pdf

Stephenie Meyer meets John Green in this original supernatural romance! Love knows no boundaries . . . even death. Phoebe Kendall is just your typical goth girl with a crush. He's strong and silent . . . and dead. All over the country, a strange phenomenon is occurring. Some teenagers who die aren't staying dead. But when they come back to life, they are no longer the same. Feared and misunderstood, they are doing their best to blend into a society that doesn’t want them. The administration at Oakvale High attempts to be more welcoming of the 'differently biotic'. But the students don’t want to take classes or eat in the cafeteria next to someone who isn’t breathing. And there are no laws that exist to protect the 'living impaired' from the people who want them to disappear—for good. When Phoebe falls for Tommy Williams, the leader of the dead kids, no one can believe it; not her best friend, Margi, and especially not her neighbor, Adam, the star of the football team. Adam has feelings for Phoebe that run much deeper than just friendship; he would do anything for her. But what if protecting Tommy is the one thing that would make her happy? The first book in the bestselling Generation Dead series. Also by Daniel Waters: The Kiss of Life Passing Strange