Ninja Farts For Boys

Author : C. Marko
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2017-02-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543292712

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Ninja Farts for Boys by C. Marko Pdf

The Ninja Farts For Boys book is a hilarious and disgusting story about ninja farting, kids farting, parents farting, and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a stomach-busting, gut-hurting, laugh-your-brains-out fart book for kids, but especially for boys who love farts and ninjas. And burping. And even loads of wet snot and boogers! You will love this story about wet farts and fart gas, and boys (and girls!) will giggle and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the farts we blow. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so silly! Children love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Ninja Farts For Boys is the perfect book for kids ages 6-10 and for adults who love gross farting. This book is sure to become a "disgusting" and eye-rolling family favorite. Start reading now ------------ Tags: ninja firsts for boys, fart book for boys, fart book for kids, fart book for children, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2024-07-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1543016286

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Ninja Farts for Boys by Anonim Pdf

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2017-10-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781510724372

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Ninja Farts by J. B. O'Neil Pdf

Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2013-02-13
Category : Flatulence
ISBN : 1484905849

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Ninja Farts by J. B. O'Neil Pdf

"Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher." --Amazon.com.

Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Page : 31 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2020-02-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781454941484

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Almost Everybody Farts by Marty Kelley Pdf

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2013-11
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1493730622

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Ninja Adventure Book by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Ninja Skateboard Farts! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio story. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: Ninja Skateboard Farts! All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo are on a mission to perform their most effective skateboarding skills powered by Ninja farts. They participate in a skateboarding competition and view it from a Ninja dimension that they call "Farting Around The World." The skateboard competition takes them to the most unique, mystic, epic, famous, mysterious, historic and ancient destinations of the world. They are competing in places like Italy: Rome and Pisa, Greece: Athens, North Africa: Casablanca, China, India, Japan: Tokyo, South America: Rio de Janero, and USA: Miami, Los Angeles. Timmie and El Ninjo are the leading contestants in this adventurous skateboarding competition. You will discover how they are using out of the box thinking in combination with Ninja Farts and Martial Arts in order to beat the competition. Their Ninja Skateboarding Fart discipline is moving them the bottom burping style and powered by spicy beans. They are experiencing the most amazing and adventurous stories as they are farting around the world: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult & Ninja Farts * The Skyline of LA in 3-D Ninja Fart Reality and many more bottom belching Ninja Skateboard Fart adventures... Timmie takes you through 15 stunning stories of Ninja Skateboarding farts that are all illustrated with colorful comic illustrations. As Timmie, El Ninjo and the rest of the family are travelling around the globe, they are touching the most diverse cultures, and ancient cities with lots of historical heritage. They are also experiencing the most curious and weird dimensions of life like the funny and bizarre pop culture of Tokyo. You will be amazed and stunned by the stories because each destination brings another mysterious thing and challenge to life... Purchase my "Ninja Skateboard Farts" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Each bottom burping story also comes with a funny illustration that is colored in high quality so that the fun becomes triple fun with looking at the visual and graphic form of the book, reading and listening to the narrated stories. Each of the 15 stories includes: the English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the narrated audiobook format. This is the New & Enhanced Version of Volume 4: Ninja Skateboarding Farts! See you inside...

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2013-03-12
Category : Farts
ISBN : 1484983696

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Fart Wars by J. B. O'Neil Pdf

Another adventure of Milo Snotrocket based on the Star Wars saga.

Author : Susan G. Charles
Publisher : Susan G. Charles
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2014-01-05
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781506183237

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Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots by Susan G. Charles Pdf

Warning: This children's book may instigate farts, flatulence and lots of laughter too. And it's the perfect book to grab the attention of reluctant readers too. Read on to find out more about a boy named "Toots", his adventures into the gas-tly arts, and the lessons he learned "in the end"! Your kids will love this kids fart book - and they might learn something too! And it might even encourage reluctant readers to join in and read as well! READER REVIEWS: "I can't thank this book enough for opening my sons interest to the wonders of reading." "I read the book to my Grandson, and he asked to hear it again and again. That's indicating to me that it is a good story!"Call it what you will - farting, flatulence, passing gas, poot, toot, fart, air biscuit, booty bomb, bubblers, gas, flatus, poo gas, ripsnorter, silent but deadly (one of my favorites), smelly jelly, stinker, trouser trumpet, wild wind, etc. - we're all talking about the same thing here - farting! "Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots: The Amazing True Story of One Boys Gas-tly Abilities" is the story of a kindergarten aged boy, Timothy Oscar O’Toole, AKA, Toots, who has a talent for farting - a skill he obviously loves to share with all his friends. This fart story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Who knew farts, poots, tooting, flatulence and farting could be so much FUN!!!!

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 457 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2014-08-31
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635016574

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Comic Books For Kids Age 8 - Comic Illustrations - Ninja Books For Boys - Kid Ninjas by El Ninjo Pdf

Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (this is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide...

Author : Kate Beaton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2015-06-30
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545637091

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The Princess and the Pony by Kate Beaton Pdf

Introducing Kate Beaton, a major new picture book talent, and author/illustrator of #1 New York Times bestseller Hark! A Vagrant! Princess Pinecone knows exactly what she wants for her birthday this year. A BIG horse. A STRONG horse. A horse fit for a WARRIOR PRINCESS! But when the day arrives, she doesn't quite get the horse of her dreams...From the artist behind the comic phenomenon Hark! A Vagrant, The Princess and the Pony is a laugh-out-loud story of brave warriors, big surprises, and falling in love with one unforgettable little pony.

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2013-02-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1484926226

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Caveman Farts by J. B. O'Neil Pdf

FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE bonus MP3 audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's "Caveman Farts - The Story of the First Stinky Farts" with your purchase of this book. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (over 20 minutes long...complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun -- Grab the book and get this bonus audiobook FREE while it's still available! From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. Milo Snotrocket's back...in time, that is! A class-time nap turns into a prehistoric party as Milo witnesses the world's first human fart, as delivered by the young caveboy Zug. When a nearby tribe starts making trouble for Zug and his people, it's up to the young boy and his butt-trumpet to save the day! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2012-03-11
Category : Humorous stories
ISBN : 1484983556

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The Booger Book by J. B. O'Neil Pdf

"That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em.. Lick 'em ... Roll 'em ... or Flick 'em ... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why."--Amazon.com

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 491 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2014-09-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635016581

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Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Comic Illustrations: Perfect Ninja Books For Boys - Kid Ninjas - Dog Humor Books by El Ninjo Pdf

Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798554499067

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Freddie The Farting Snowman by Jane Bexley Pdf

Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Flatulence
ISBN : 1492220310

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The Amazing Fart-Man by J. B. O'Neil Pdf

"Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Man! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts!"--Page 4 of cover.