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Once a Pun a Time

Wolf Cub Chlo
Once a Pun a Time Book PDF

Author : Wolf Cub Chlo
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2021-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1737922509

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Once a Pun a Time by Wolf Cub Chlo Pdf

Want to read something funny and learn how to tell your own jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Read laugh out loud jokes in part I and learn my secret joke formula in part II. Learning how to tell your own jokes sparks creativity and creates endless hours of fun.Book is small in size and can be carried inbackpacks,gift bagstotes perfect for subway rides, airplane travels, long road trips and bored days at home.Q: What did the fallen horse say to the other horses?A: Help! I've fallen and I can't "gitty-up!"Clean comedy for the whole family. Perfect for young budding comedians of all ages!Take some time to smile today and learn some tips and tricks along the way to help you share the gift with others.Everyone loves a good pun and children will enjoy Once "a Pun" a Time. Children love to tell jokes to parents, friends, and other family members.Written by Wolf Cub Chlo, the first section of this easy-to-read book provides a question-and-answer style with several examples of puns.The second section of this children's picture book teaches children-and their parents-how to come up with a pun by using a similar-sounding word or phrase. Children love a good pun or joke that tickles your 'punny bone.'"The adorable photographs will draw children into the book, while the puns will keep them entertained ... Puns can also serve as a lesson in spelling since puns often use similar-sounding words that have a different spelling. Knight and night sound the same but have very distinct spellings and different meanings. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render. Oh, surrender. A pun makes people think of what that word should be or how it should be spelled.I think teachers will benefit from this book by giving children some examples of puns and how to make them up. Often, puns start with a question: What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!"- Readers favorite review, 5 stars

Once a Pun a Time...

Reena Calm
Once a Pun a Time Book PDF

Author : Reena Calm
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2018-06-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1720375046

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Once a Pun a Time... by Reena Calm Pdf

A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.

Once a Pun a Time

Kimi Cowie - McCash
Once a Pun a Time Book PDF

Author : Kimi Cowie - McCash
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2013-05-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1481984942

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Once a Pun a Time by Kimi Cowie - McCash Pdf

The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.Sit back and enjoy!

The Pun Also Rises

John Pollack
The Pun Also Rises Book PDF

Author : John Pollack
Publisher : Avery
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2012-04-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781592406753

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The Pun Also Rises by John Pollack Pdf

At once entertaining and educational, this engaging book is a funny, erudite, and provocative exploration of puns, the people who make them, and this derided wordplay's remarkable impact on human history.

Once "a Pun" a Time

Wolf Cub Chlo
Once a Pun a Time Book PDF

Author : Wolf Cub Chlo
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2021-01-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798591980764

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Once "a Pun" a Time by Wolf Cub Chlo Pdf

If laughing is free medicine then why are so many people sick? As a young author, I love to smile and laugh and want to help you do the same. Take some time to smile today and learn some tips and tricks along the way to help you share the gift with others.

Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

Oliver Darkshire
Once Upon a Tome The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller Book PDF

Author : Oliver Darkshire
Publisher : Liveright Publishing
Page : 139 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2023-03-14
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781324092087

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Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller by Oliver Darkshire Pdf

Instant National Bestseller Shortlisted for the 2023 Inc. Non-Obvious Book Award "Witty, literary and very funny." —Minneapolis Star Tribune Welcome to Sotheran’s, one of the oldest bookshops in the world, with its weird and wonderful clientele, suspicious cupboards, unlabeled keys, poisoned books, and some things that aren’t even books, presided over by one deeply eccentric apprentice. Some years ago, Oliver Darkshire stepped into the hushed interior of Henry Sotheran Ltd (est. 1761) to apply for a job. Allured by the smell of old books and the temptation of a management-approved afternoon nap, Darkshire was soon unteetering stacks of first editions and placating the store’s resident ghost (the late Mr. Sotheran, hit by a tram). A novice in this ancient, potentially haunted establishment, Darkshire describes Sotheran’s brushes with history (Dickens, the Titanic), its joyous disorganization, and the unspoken rules of its gleefully old-fashioned staff, whose mere glance may cause the computer to burst into flames. As Darkshire gains confidence and experience, he shares trivia about ancient editions and explores the strange space that books occupy in our lives—where old books often have strong sentimental value, but rarely a commercial one. By turns unhinged and earnest, Once Upon a Tome is the colorful story of life in one of the world’s oldest bookshops and a love letter to the benign, unruly world of antiquarian bookselling, where to be uncommon or strange is the best possible compliment.

Once a Pun a Time - a Guide to Reading and Telling Jokes for Kids

Wolf Chlo
Once a Pun a Time a Guide to Reading and Telling Jokes for Kids Book PDF

Author : Wolf Chlo
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 27 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2021-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798512675601

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Once a Pun a Time - a Guide to Reading and Telling Jokes for Kids by Wolf Chlo Pdf

What do you get when you mix a 6 year old with a global crisis? If you twirl around, click your heels three times while chanting "there's no place like home," you get a punny joke book! Tired of reading the same boring books? Want to read something funny and learn how to tell your own jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Read laugh out loud jokes in part I and learn my secret joke formula in part II. Learning how to tell your own jokes sparks creativity and creates endless hours of fun. Book is small in size and can be carried in backpacks, gift bags totes perfect for subway rides, airplane travels, long road trips and bored days at home. Q: What did the fallen horse say to the other horses?A: Help! I've fallen and I can't "gitty-up!" Clean comedy for the whole family. Perfect for young budding comedians of all ages! Take some time to smile today and learn some tips and tricks along the way to help you share the gift with others. Everyone loves a good pun and children will enjoy Once "a Pun" a Time. Children love to tell jokes to parents, friends, and other family members. A pun is a figure of speech that uses similar-sounding words or exploits multiple meanings of a term. Written by Wolf Cub Chlo, the first section of this easy-to-read book provides a question-and-answer style with several examples of puns. The second section of this children's picture book teaches children--and their parents--how to come up with a pun by using a similar-sounding word or phrase. Children love a good pun or joke that tickles your 'punny bone.' "The adorable photographs will draw children into the book, while the puns will keep them entertained ... Puns can also serve as a lesson in spelling since puns often use similar-sounding words that have a different spelling. Knight and night sound the same but have very distinct spellings and different meanings. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render. Oh, surrender. A pun makes people think of what that word should be or how it should be spelled. I think teachers will benefit from this book by giving children some examples of puns and how to make them up. Often, puns start with a question: What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!"- Readers favorite review, 5 stars

Super Dad Jokes

Jimmy Niro
Super Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 107 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2019-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781728200187

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Super Dad Jokes by Jimmy Niro Pdf

The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"

Harrow the Ninth

Tamsyn Muir
Harrow the Ninth Book PDF

Author : Tamsyn Muir
Publisher : Tordotcom
Page : 452 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2020-08-04
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781250313201

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Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir Pdf

Harrow the Ninth, an Amazon pick for Best SFF of 2020 and the New York Times and USA Today bestselling sequel to Gideon the Ninth, turns a galaxy inside out as one necromancer struggles to survive the wreckage of herself aboard the Emperor's haunted space station. The Locked Tomb is a 2023 Hugo Award Finalist for Best Series! “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space! Decadent nobles vie to serve the deathless emperor! Skeletons!” —Charles Stross on Gideon the Ninth “Unlike anything I've ever read.” —V.E. Schwab on Gideon the Ninth “Deft, tense and atmospheric, compellingly immersive and wildly original.” —The New York Times on Gideon the Ninth She answered the Emperor's call. She arrived with her arts, her wits, and her only friend. In victory, her world has turned to ash. After rocking the cosmos with her deathly debut, Tamsyn Muir continues the story of the penumbral Ninth House in Harrow the Ninth, a mind-twisting puzzle box of mystery, murder, magic, and mayhem. Nothing is as it seems in the halls of the Emperor, and the fate of the galaxy rests on one woman's shoulders. Harrowhark Nonagesimus, last necromancer of the Ninth House, has been drafted by her Emperor to fight an unwinnable war. Side-by-side with a detested rival, Harrow must perfect her skills and become an angel of undeath — but her health is failing, her sword makes her nauseous, and even her mind is threatening to betray her. Sealed in the gothic gloom of the Emperor's Mithraeum with three unfriendly teachers, hunted by the mad ghost of a murdered planet, Harrow must confront two unwelcome questions: is somebody trying to kill her? And if they succeeded, would the universe be better off? THE LOCKED TOMB SERIES BOOK 1: Gideon the Ninth BOOK 2: Harrow the Ninth BOOK 3: Nona the Ninth BOOK 4: Alecto the Ninth At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

I Even Funnier

James Patterson,Chris Grabenstein
I Even Funnier Book PDF

Author : James Patterson,Chris Grabenstein
Publisher : Jimmy Patterson
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2013-12-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780316206969

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I Even Funnier by James Patterson,Chris Grabenstein Pdf

In James Patterson's follow-up to I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm is ready for the national comedy semi-finals. . . but when his family and friends need his help, will he have to put his dreams on hold? In this follow up to the #1 New York Times bestseller I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm has big dreams of being the best stand-up comic in the world-and he won't let the fact that he's wheelchair-bound stand in his way. After winning the New York state finals in the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic Contest, Jamie's off to Boston to compete in the national semi-finals. But when one of his best buddies runs into trouble at school and a sudden family health scare rears its head, Jamie has to put his comedic ambitions on hold and stand by the people he cares about. Can Jamie pass up the big competition for the sake of his friends and family?

Once Upon a Time ... Online

David Bedford
Once Upon a Time Online Book PDF

Author : David Bedford
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Computers
ISBN : 1527018083

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Once Upon a Time ... Online by David Bedford Pdf

"Once upon a time, a laptop arrived in Fairy-tale Land. Join Jack and his friends as they discover the ups and downs of going online!"--Page 4 of cover

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing but Mean Your Mother

Gary Blake
A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing but Mean Your Mother Book PDF

Author : Gary Blake
Publisher : Skyhorse
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2012-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781620873762

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A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing but Mean Your Mother by Gary Blake Pdf

Everyone delights in wordplay! When there’s a sale on tennis balls, it’s first come, first serve. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic. What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China! O-pun the door to 1,001 goodies that will have you howling or groaning, but certainly—like the surgery patient—in stitches.

Once Apun A Time

Robin Leech
Once Apun A Time Book PDF

Author : Robin Leech
Publisher : FriesenPress
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2015-12-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781460268896

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Once Apun A Time by Robin Leech Pdf

Many puns are fleeting and transitory, devised and stated in a flash for a situation or immediate condition (see Word Plays, Puns Intended on the Internet). These kinds of puns can rarely be retold effectively, as the event that triggered them in the first place does not reappear exactly as before. But some puns are enduring! These can be memorized and told over and over in different social contexts and events, each time with the same overall effects - enjoyed by the teller, and enjoyed by the appreciative audience, albeit with some groaning. Some of the enduring puns are tongue twisters, so tellers are advised to practice telling them in private so as not to miss any key words that might lessen the effects of the punch lines. Other puns are timing precise, so a miscue, or mistiming destroys the intended effect.

The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Brian Boone
The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke Book PDF

Author : Brian Boone
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 238 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2019-03-05
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781250201997

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The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by Brian Boone Pdf

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

Once Upun a Time

Holly Geely
Once Upun a Time Book PDF

Author : Holly Geely
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2015-11-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1518676146

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Once Upun a Time by Holly Geely Pdf

Do you like gripping tales of action and adventure? Are you fond of spooky science fiction? Does high fantasy float your boat, while low fantasy tickles your yacht? Well, good news - none of that is what you'll find here!This book includes:- An exclusive story set in The Dragon's Toenail universe!- Zeus' birthday party!- Appliances doing their duties!- The 1980s of the future!- Exclamation points!!!- And more!Sit back, relax, and ready your eyes for rolling; this book has a little pun for everyone.