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Author : Christopher Behrens
Publisher : National Geographic Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2006-06-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594741487
The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?
Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher : Dare You Stamp Company
Page : 12 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2013-01-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781604333084
Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
Author : Richard Jacob,Owen Thomas
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2014-09-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594747748
Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.
Author : William Meadows
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2019-07-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1078239185
From the four hooked knife penis of the llanos mosquitofish, to the twenty-seven nipple-ed shrewish short-tailed opossum, mother nature has provided some unique genitals. If you are the kind of person who loves to learn, take a tour of the animal kingdoms most impressive dongs, see its multiple vagina-ed animals, and really understand its hermaphroditic penis fencing slugs. This book contains fifty highly educational and scientific examples (with comics) of nature's most interesting penises, vaginas, and sex facts - which makes it perfect for sharing with friends and family at your next dinner party.
Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2013-10-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781451666182
#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Author : Ant Smith
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 156 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2016-12-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781326892784
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM... After living with penis size anxiety for most of his 50 years author, Ant Smith, decided we needed an honest self-help book on the subject. Something to turn up in search results other than the endless (and expensive) so called 'enlargement guides'. After organising London's first ever Big Small Penis Party and giving countless interviews on what it's like living with a little willy, Ant has plenty to say on the matter! You will read the only methods for penis enlargement in this book. But more importantly you will read how to overcome the anxiety itself - because without managing that, no size is ever going to lead to peace. THIS IS A REALLY TOUGH SUBJECT so there is plenty of humour, candour and real-life stories in these pages. If you are suffering yourself, or if you are body-positive, or if you are just curious THIS is a must read.
Author : Conny Klein
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2021-03-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798724748186
PENIS SAFARI THIS FUNNY GIFT BOOK FOR THE MAN'S LITTLE FRIEND INCLUDES 19 DIFFERENT PICTURES. YOU CAN CUT IT TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL SIZE, INSTRUCTIONS ARE ALSO IN THE BOOK. IT IS ALSO SUITABLE AS A FUN FINGER PLAY. I WISH YOU A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS BOOK: ) ATTENTION THE PAGES ARE NORMAL PAPER PAGES THIS BOOK IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT
Author : Jason Murphy
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2020-09-10
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9781787839328
They seek them here, they seek them there, these cocks are simply everywhere! But are you beady-eyed enough to find these one-eyed trouser snakes in different locations? From the deepest depths of space to shark-infested waters, hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty search-and-find book.
Author : Cory Doctorow
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2005-04-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1429972696
From Cory Doctorow, a powerful and funny novel about time, tribalism, and a young man's dismaying discoveries about his own life Scathing, bitter and funny, Eastern Standard Tribe examines the immutable truths of time, and of societies rebuilt in the storm of instant, ubiquitous communication. Art is an up-and-coming interface designer, working on the management of data flow along the Massachusetts Turnpike. He's doing the best work of his career and can guarantee that the system will be, without a question, the most counterintuitive, user-hostile piece of software ever pushed forth onto the world. Why? Because Art is an industrial saboteur. He may live in London and work for an EU telecommunications megacorp, but Art's real home is the Eastern Standard Tribe. Instant wireless communication puts everyone in touch with everyone else, 24 hours a day. But one thing hasn't changed: the need for sleep. The world is slowly splintering into Tribes held together by a common time zone, less than family and more than nations. Art is working to humiliate the Greenwich Mean Tribe to the benefit of his own people. But in a world without boundaries, nothing can be taken for granted-not happiness, not money, and most certainly not love. Which might explain why Art finds himself stranded on the roof of an insane asylum outside Boston, debating whether to push a pencil into his brain.... At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 12 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2018-10-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781604334470
Little Penis is back—and this time, our perpetually perky protagonist is wearing his Santa Hat! This perfect parody is bound to grow on you! In keeping with its predecessors, Little Penis and Little Penis: Oh, The Places You’ll Grow!, this festive new addition to the series is sure to get a rise out of even the Grinchiest Scrooge in your life! Little Penis Santa Claus is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer…and get your camera ready for some photo-ops, because you won’t be able to resist animating the fuzzy little finger puppet in this hysterical parody of the popular puppet book format.’”
Author : Dr. Terri Hamilton
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 364 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781429974790
With over twenty years of experience as a sex educator and sex therapist, Dr. Terri Hamilton brings you this detailed look at everything you wanted to know about male and female 'private parts' and didn't even know to ask. In chapters such as "A Hose by Any Other Name" she examines historical and psychological perspectives on genital nomenclature and presents over 500 common - and not so common - nicknames. Dr. Hamilton also peers into a Pandora's Box of sexual scandals, untangles the mystery of pubic hair, tells tales of size and sighs, secrets and secretions, folklore and fertility rituals, and unveils the genital origins of numerous modern day social customs. Tantric teachings, medical mysteries, ecstasies and eccentricities, fashions and foibles all have a place in this meticulously researched compendium. Inside you'll find answers to such provocative questions as: * What do a woman's facial features reveal about the vagina? * Why was pubic hair left off classic Greek Statues? * Who "discovered" the clitoris? * How many girls are born with a penis each year? * Where exactly is the most sensitive spot on the penis? (the answer might surprise you) * What does the "evil eye" have to do with the penis? * What famous silent screen star was said to possess the "Eighth Wonder of the World"? * What foods increase blood flow to the penis? * What is the connection between the upper lip and the clitoris? * What piece of bridal attire has its origins in the hymen? * What do cool fingertips reveal about a woman's genital area? Dr. Hamilton explores the history, development, legends, and myths of human sexuality to provide the revealing answers to these and a host of other questions in this fascinating look at our most private parts.
Author : Zachary Auburn
Publisher : Crown
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2016-10-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780451494931
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Author : Greg Brooks
Publisher : Open Book Publishers
Page : 522 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2015-03-30
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9781783741076
This book will tell all you need to know about British English spelling. It's a reference work intended for anyone interested in the English language, especially those who teach it, whatever the age or mother tongue of their students. It will be particularly useful to those wishing to produce well-designed materials for teaching initial literacy via phonics, for teaching English as a foreign or second language, and for teacher training. English spelling is notoriously complicated and difficult to learn; it is correctly described as much less regular and predictable than any other alphabetic orthography. However, there is more regularity in the English spelling system than is generally appreciated. This book provides, for the first time, a thorough account of the whole complex system. It does so by describing how phonemes relate to graphemes and vice versa. It enables searches for particular words, so that one can easily find, not the meanings or pronunciations of words, but the other words with which those with unusual phoneme-grapheme/grapheme-phoneme correspondences keep company. Other unique features of this book include teacher-friendly lists of correspondences and various regularities not described by previous authorities, for example the strong tendency for the letter-name vowel phonemes (the names of the letters ) to be spelt with those single letters in non-final syllables.
Author : Kate Nelligan
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2008-10-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1604330147
Since all men are really little boys at heart, what better way to celebrate (okay—roast) their peccadilloes than with a kids’ book format? Dorothy Kunhardt’s Pat the Bunny is a children’s classic, with millions of copies sold. It’s inspired numerous spin-offs for both kids and adults—but none as wickedly amusing as this clever interactive book! Every wife, girlfriend, and woman who hopes to be one will treasure it, and have endless fun playing with the lift-the-flap, touch-and-feel, pull tabs, and other highly designed elements. It slyly questions who wears the pants in the family, and lets women humor their men by removing the Velcro pants from the female figure and putting it on the male. Or, eager to have hubby say yes to your request? Then just use the tab to make his head nod! Since all men are really little boys at heart, what better way to celebrate (okay—roast) their peccadilloes than with a kids’ book format? Pat the Husband takes amusing aim at the oddities of guys everywhere, making it the perfect gift from girlfriend to girlfriend, as well as for bridal showers and anniversaries. Every wife will recognize the humor in the quirky characteristics played out about “husbands everywhere”—and find a reason every day to sneak a peek and pat!
Author : Tom Perrotta
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
Page : 20 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2009-02-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780007319442
The second novel from Tom Perrotta, author of ‘Little Children’, ‘Election’ and ‘The Abstinence Teacher’.
