Pet This F Cking Puppy

Author : Robb Pearlman
Publisher : Rizzoli Publications
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2020-02-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780789338020

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Pet This F*cking Puppy by Robb Pearlman Pdf

This first-ever touch-and-feel book for grown-ups is the perfect interactive and calming gift for any stressed-out adult. Which is every adult. A board book with six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations, this hilarious novelty book provides today's hardworking grown-up different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to, well, calm the f *ck down. Bright, bold images of puppies, blankets, rainbows, sunsets, and more, each complemented with a different texture or interactive element, are designed to give readers moments of quiet respite from the onslaught of real-world angst and responsibilities. Guaranteed to calm anyone from a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better.

Author : Pets Unchained
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2017-12-01
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781541924307

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I Love My Puppy! | Puppy Care for Kids | Children's Dog Books by Pets Unchained Pdf

Puppies need special love and attention compared to adult dogs. This child-friendly learning book will reveal basic information on how best to care for your puppies. Allowing your little ones to stock up on information will train them to not be intimidated by learning. Creating a mix of textbooks and picture books will help children to decide where they learn best. Grab a copy now.

Author : Angela Laroyster,Jane Burton,Royston, Angela
Publisher : Richmond Hill, Ont. : Scholastic Canada
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 1991
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0590738054

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Puppy by Angela Laroyster,Jane Burton,Royston, Angela Pdf

Author : Robb Pearlman
Publisher : Rizzoli Publications
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2017-03-07
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9780789332905

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I Adulted! by Robb Pearlman Pdf

A fun, funny, yet practical gift book containing 100 removable stickers that congratulate supposed grown-ups on a job well done… or at least a job done. Despite official reports, members of Generation X and younger feel completely and totally ill-prepared to deal with anything. They still, as purportedly self-sufficient adults, look toward Baby Boomers and the Greatest Generation and think, How did they do that? So the easiest and best way to find comfort is to look not ahead at uncertainty (or, heaven forbid, around at the chaos currently surrounding them), but to the past to their simpler childhoods. The generation who championed the coloring book-as-relaxation trend grew up in a world in which they spent hours obsessing over, trading, and decorating with stickers. And it is with brightly colored stickers that they will finally find peace of mind. For a little while, at least. Filled with 100 full-color removable stickers that can be used to decorate journals, notebooks, or your lapel to proudly and publicly proclaim life’s little victories, I Adulted! is the ideal nostalgic and practical book for anyone who feels a sense of accomplishment by making it through a day without calling their mother for help.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2017-05-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781510715776

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The Adorable Circle of Life by Anonim Pdf

Savage. Menacing. Ruthless. Predators get a pretty bad rap. Sure, they prey on helpless animals that never stand a chance, but behind those jagged teeth, powerful jaws, and razor-sharp claws, every predator has a softer side. Maybe even an adorable one. Everyone has compassion for the cute bunny or lamb. But what about their predators who are working hard for their meal? Capturing their prey is a life-or-death game. Just think about the last time you had to hunt for food while hangry. You can understand, right? Including famous quotes from history that give context to these disturbingly cute illustrations, Alex Solis shares his sense of humor while giving readers a way to enjoy the darkest parts of life with a smile. It’s time to give theses predators a break! Because, in the end, both predators and their prey play a role. I mean, it’s not their fault they were made this way! They’re just living off of instincts, doing what comes naturally to them. So rather than turning away from nature, let’s celebrate all the animals who complete The Adorable Circle of Life.

Author : Judith Henderson
Publisher : Kids Can Press Ltd
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2021-06-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781525305696

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This Is a Dog Book! by Judith Henderson Pdf

This is a dog book, and bunny wants to be in it! To get into this dog book, a bunny tries to prove to some skeptical dogs that he’s one of them. Does he like to run and catch a ball? Of course. Can he use his puppy-dog eyes to get out of trouble? Absolutely. Does he smell dog doo-doos? Umm . . . The bunny does his best to demonstrate his dog credentials. But, of course, a bunny is a bunny, not a dog. Only, does it have to matter? This bunny is a real snuggle puppy!

Author : Marilyn Baillie
Publisher : Kids Can Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2005-02-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 155337651X

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My Pet Puppy by Marilyn Baillie Pdf

Puppies are bouncing bundles of furry fun, exploring, sniffing and chewing everything in sight! With Sunshine the puppy as a guide, children will find all the information they need to keep their puppies healthy and happy. This book in the My Pet ... series contains write-in notebook pages for kids to record memories for a special keepsake of their very own cuddly friend.

Author : Jason Headley
Publisher : Crown/Archetype
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2016-04-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101907245

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F*ck That by Jason Headley Pdf

Like a yoga class you can hold in your hand, a beautiful, full-color guide to letting sh*t go Our world is filled with annoyances, and sometimes you need a little dose of humor to cope with the news cycle, your irritating co-worker, or that telemarketer who won’t stop calling. This refreshingly honest self-help book will guide you through a meditation to “breathe in strength, and breathe out bullsh*t.” An excellent gift for yourself or others, F*ck That is the very embodiment of modern-day self-care. May it help you find peace with the challenges that surround you…because they are f*cking everywhere. Based on the viral video that had everyone from yogis to workaholics raving, F*ck That is the completely truthful and oddly tranquil guide to relieving stress and achieving inner peace.

Author : Helen Grinnell King
Publisher : Dogwise Publishing
Page : 87 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2012-04-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781617811227

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Picking Your Performance Puppy by Helen Grinnell King Pdf

Picking Your Performance Puppy is more than a book! It also contains links to videos that demonstrate how structure determines movement and performance in dogs. This book is geared towards people who want to know more about what it takes to make a great performance dog. If you are getting ready to purchase a puppy, adopt an older dog or just want to know more about the dog you have, this book will help you understand what makes a great performance dog. If you have ever wondered why some dogs excel while others struggle and why some dogs have longer careers than others, Picking Your Performance Puppy will take the mystery out structure for performance and answer those questions. Never before has the performance dog sport world had a manual like this book. Picking Your Performance Puppy goes beyond traditional "conformational thinking" about a dog's structure. In my opinion this book is a must have resource for anyone selecting a new puppy or considering the impact of playing a sport with their dog. Susan Garrett Say Yes Dog Training Inc.

Author : Mercer Mayer
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 1993
Category : Dogs
ISBN : OCLC:51526397

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Just Me and My Puppy by Mercer Mayer Pdf

Even though Puppy misbehaves, he makes a wonderful pet.

Author : Steven Rhodes
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 82 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2020-08-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781797204567

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My Little Occult Book Club by Steven Rhodes Pdf

My Little Occult Book Club is a hilarious collection of Steven Rhodes' parody book covers for the aspiring occultist, exorcist, necromancer, and more, illustrated in his fan-favorite artistic twist on retro '70s and '80s children's books. The humorous fake titles include Sell Your Soul! (Economics for Children), Necromancy for Beginners, and Caring for Your Demon Cat, and much more. • Written in a playful voice that parodies subscription book catalogs • Features fun puzzles and activities • Funny fake mail order offers for gifts such as "Cursed Videocassette" Whether you're looking for a health guide for your changing werewolf body or a simple introduction to alien abduction, this silly and twisted read features a wide selection of books for any occult need. For fans of dark humor, nostalgic horror, and vintage books alike, don't wait—order today! • Perfect book for fans of Stranger Things, IT, and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina • You'll love this book if you love books like Yiddish with Dick and Jane by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman and My Best Friend's Exorcism: A Novel by Grady Hendrix

Author : Robb Pearlman
Publisher : Rizzoli Publications
Page : 97 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2015-03-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780789329103

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101 Ways to Use a Unicorn by Robb Pearlman Pdf

Fans of the magical unicorn are legion, and the unicorn’s appearance in pop culture shows no signs of waning. This book presents lighthearted, slightly twisted, and always funny practical uses for a unicorn. Everyone loves unicorns—what’s not to love? They’re beautiful, magical creatures. Author Robb Pearlman and illustrator Dave Urban join twistedly hilarious forces once again to create 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn, their follow-up to 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie. This latest book is a manual of sorts, detailing creative ways to employ the neighborhood unicorn in everyday life. The methods range from the practical to pop cultural to slightly dark—but all are laugh-out-loud funny: • Hunger Games: the unicorn is an arrow being shot out of a longbow by a teenage girl • Bookmark: the unicorn’s horn is between the pages of a closed book on a nightstand • Clothesline: a clothesline is strung between the side of a house and the unicorn horn, as a housewife hangs clothes • Award Ceremony Seat Filler: the unicorn is in a tuxedo, seated between Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep • Jedi: the unicorn’s horn is lit up like a light saber in a fight with Darth Vader Equal parts satire and tribute to this beloved mythical animal, 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn is sure to tickle unicorn fans young and old.

Author : Anne Civardi
Publisher : E.D.C. Publishing
Page : 20 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2000
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0746041136

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The New Puppy by Anne Civardi Pdf

Amber and Ollie get a new puppy and learn how to take care of it.

Author : Robb Pearlman
Publisher : Rizzoli Publications
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2021-02-09
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9780789339751

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I Adulted at Work! by Robb Pearlman Pdf

A sequel to the extremely popular I Adulted: Stickers for Grown-Ups, I Adulted at Work! is a whimsically illustrated book containing 250 removable stickers that congratulate supposed grown-ups on a job well done . . . or at least a job done. Despite official reports, most adults feel completely and totally ill-prepared to deal. With anything. They still, as purportedly self-sufficient grown-ups, look toward older generations and think, "How did they do that?" So the easiest and best way to find comfort is to look not ahead at uncertainty (or, heaven forbid, around at the chaos currently surrounding them), but to the past to their simpler childhoods. And it is with brightly colored stickers in the workplace that they will finally find peace of mind. For a little while, at least. Filled with 250 full-color removable stickers that can be used to decorate journals, notebooks, or your lapel to proudly and publicly proclaim work life's little victories, I Adulted at Work! is the ideal nostalgic and practical book for anyone who feels a sense of accomplishment by making it through a day on the job without calling their mother for help.

Author : Catherine Anholt,Laurence Anholt
Publisher : Orchard Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 1408302101

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The New Puppy by Catherine Anholt,Laurence Anholt Pdf

Anna loves dogs. She had china dogs and clockwork dogs, fluffy dogs and bedtime dogs. She has every kind you could think of except . . . a real dog! Young children and adults alike will enjoy sharing and talking about this much-loved classic picture book, with its brilliant evocation of the ups and downs of looking after a new pet.