Please Don T Feed The Bears

Author : Asbjorn Intonsus
Publisher : Microcosm Publishing
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2022-03-17
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 9781648410673

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Please Don't Feed the Bears by Asbjorn Intonsus Pdf

Learn to cook a range of brutally tasty yet simple plant-based dishes, accompanied by heavy metal and punk lyrics, art, and ethos. This vegan cookbook is jam packed with recipes for stews, soups, sauces, noodle & bean dishes, baked entrees, and desserts, interspersed with illustrations of adorable armed animals, meditations on suicide, a crossword puzzle, and instructions for DIY tattoo guns. Expand your cooking repertoire with recipes from around the world, including Grizzly Bear Gnocchi, Taco Thrash-erole, Misery Wot, Gotterdamerung Dopple-Chocolate Cookies, and Hair of an Angel Knotted by the Persistance of a Mortal. Each recipe is paired with a metal song to listen to while you cook. Based on a series of long-obscure 1990s zines, this underground classic is now in its third edition, bringing you practical, animal-free cooking skills that will soothe your justified despair at the bloodthirstiness and futility of human nature.

Author : Gary Richmond
Publisher : W Publishing Group
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 1990
Category : Animals
ISBN : 0849931932

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Please Don't Feed the Bears by Gary Richmond Pdf

Author : Kathleen Doherty
Publisher : Union Square Kids
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2022-05-31
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1454946229

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Don't Feed the Bear by Kathleen Doherty Pdf

Bear loves when campers leave him grub. The park ranger does not. Smackity smack, Ranger pounds a sign into the ground: DON'T FEED THE BEAR! Upset, Bear crosses out the "don't." Now, it's war! But when both Bear and Ranger lose out, will they finally make peace? With its cartoonlike pictures and clever wordplay, this book will keep kids laughing for hours.

Author : Alice Wondrak Biel
Publisher : University Press of Kansas
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2006-03-16
Category : Nature
ISBN : 9780700614585

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Do (Not) Feed the Bears by Alice Wondrak Biel Pdf

It was a familiar sight at Yellowstone National Park: traffic backed up for miles as visitors fed bears from their cars. It may have been against the rules, but park officials were willing to turn a blind eye if it kept the public happy. But bear feeding eventually became too widespread and dangerous to everyone-including the bears-for the National Park Service (NPS) to allow it any longer. As one of the park's most beloved and enduring symbols, the Yellowstone bears have long been a flashpoint for controversy. Alice Wondrak Biel traces the evolution of their complex relationship with humans-from the creation of the first staged wildlife viewing areas to the present-and situates that relationship within the broader context of American cultural history. Early on, park bears were largely thought of as performers or surrogate pets and were routinely fed handouts from cars, as well as hotel garbage dumped at park-sanctioned "lunch counters for bears." But as these activities led to ever-greater numbers of tourist injuries, and of bears killed as a result, and as ideas about conservation and the NPS mission changed, the agency refashioned the bear's image from cute circus performer to dangerous wild animal and, eventually, to keystone inhabitant of a fragile ecosystem. Drawing on the history of recorded interactions with bears and providing telling photographs depicting the evolving bear-human relationship, Biel traces the reaction of park visitors to the NPS's efforts—from warnings by Yogi Bear (which few tourists took seriously) to the increasing promotion of key ecological issues and concerns. Ultimately, as the rules were enforced and tourist behavior dramatically shifted, the bears returned to a more natural state of existence. Biel's entertaining and informative account tracks this gradual "renaturalization" while also providing a cautionary tale about the need for careful negotiation at the complex nexus of tourists, bears, and all things wild.

Author : Allan Fowler
Publisher : Children's Press
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 1992-03
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0516449168

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Please Don't Feed the Bears (Rookie Read-About Science: Animals) by Allan Fowler Pdf

A simple introduction to the physical characteristics, habits, and natural environment of bears.

Author : Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling
Publisher : PublicAffairs
Page : 318 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2020-09-15
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9781541788480

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A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling Pdf

A tiny American town's plans for radical self-government overlooked one hairy detail: no one told the bears. Once upon a time, a group of libertarians got together and hatched the Free Town Project, a plan to take over an American town and completely eliminate its government. In 2004, they set their sights on Grafton, NH, a barely populated settlement with one paved road. When they descended on Grafton, public funding for pretty much everything shrank: the fire department, the library, the schoolhouse. State and federal laws became meek suggestions, scarcely heard in the town's thick wilderness. The anything-goes atmosphere soon caught the attention of Grafton's neighbors: the bears. Freedom-loving citizens ignored hunting laws and regulations on food disposal. They built a tent city in an effort to get off the grid. The bears smelled food and opportunity. A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear is the sometimes funny, sometimes terrifying tale of what happens when a government disappears into the woods. Complete with gunplay, adventure, and backstabbing politicians, this is the ultimate story of a quintessential American experiment -- to live free or die, perhaps from a bear.

Author : Rachel Elliott
Publisher : Tinder Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2020-04-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1472259424

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Do Not Feed the Bear by Rachel Elliott Pdf

Sydney is a cartoonist and freerunner. Feet constantly twitching, always teetering on the edge of life, she's never come to terms with the event that ripped her family apart when she was ten years old. And so, on a birthday that she doesn't want to celebrate, she returns alone to St Ives to face up to her guilt and grief. It's a trip that turns out to be life-changing - and not only for herself.

Author : Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Publisher : Aladdin
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2007-10-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1416967508

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Please Do Feed the Bears by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor Pdf

Percy's family is going on a picnic, and he can't imagine being at the beach without his favorite stuffed animals. There's his teddy, his grizzly, his old black bear, his panda... But the car is jam-packed, and his family warns him that there isn't room. In order to bring his bear family, they'd have to leave something behind. And so, without thinking it through, Percy leaves something behind, with disastrous results. But in the end, Percy and his bears save the day.

Author : Michael Fitz
Publisher : The Countryman Press
Page : 279 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2021-03-09
Category : Nature
ISBN : 9781682685112

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The Bears of Brooks Falls: Wildlife and Survival on Alaska's Brooks River by Michael Fitz Pdf

A natural history and celebration of the famous bears and salmon of Brooks River. On the Alaska Peninsula, where exceptional landscapes are commonplace, a small river attracts attention far beyond its scale. Each year, from summer to early fall, brown bears and salmon gather at Brooks River to create one of North America’s greatest wildlife spectacles. As the salmon leap from the cascade, dozens of bears are there to catch them (with as many as forty-three bears sighted in a single day), and thousands of people come to watch in person or on the National Park Service’s popular Brooks Falls Bearcam. The Bears of Brooks Falls tells the story of this region and the bears that made it famous in three parts. The first forms an ecological history of the region, from its dormancy 30,000 years ago to the volcanic events that transformed it into the Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes. The central and longest section is a deep dive into the lives of the wildlife along the Brooks River, especially the bears and salmon. Readers will learn about the bears’ winter hibernation, mating season, hunting rituals, migration patterns, and their relationship with Alaska’s changing environment. Finally, the book explores the human impact, both positive and negative, on this special region and its wild population.

Author : Tionne Rogers
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 298 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2024-06-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781447540151

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Do Not Feed the Platypus Please by Tionne Rogers Pdf

Author : Ryan Gebhart
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2014-04-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780763670443

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There Will Be Bears by Ryan Gebhart Pdf

Tyson is determined to hunt an elk — even if it means sneaking his grandpa out of a nursing home — in a debut novel sparked with dry wit and wilderness adventure. Thirteen-year-old Tyson loves hanging out with his roughneck Grandpa Gene, who’s a lot more fun than Tyson’s ex–best friend, Brighton. These days, Bright just wants to be seen with the cool jocks who make fun of Tyson’s Taylor Swift obsession and dorky ways. So when Grandpa Gene has to move to a nursing home that can manage his kidney disease, Tyson feels like he’s losing his only friend. Not only that, but Tyson was counting on Grandpa Gene to take him on his first big hunt. So in defiance of Mom and Dad’s strict orders, and despite reports of a scary, stalking, man-eating grizzly named Sandy, the two sneak off to the Grand Tetons. Yes, there will be action, like shooting and dressing a six-hundred-pound elk. Is Tyson tough enough? There will be heart-pounding suspense: is Grandpa Gene too sick to handle the hunt, miles away from help? And, oh yes, there will be bears. . . .

Author : Don Levin
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2009-12-22
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781449060299

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Don't Feed the Bears by Don Levin Pdf

Even the best of parents with the purest and most idealistic intentions to provide a better life for their children can set them up for failure by confusing better with easier. So how do we provide our children with the opportunities and tools for greater success without spoiling them? How do we insure that we have positioned them for this greater standard of living without overly indulging them? No doubt it is a balancing act, and requires planning, forethought, and consistency. It also requires a long term vision, short term goals, and an incredible degree of hard work on the part of both parents working in unison to provide a stable foundation. It means not sacrificing teaching experiences when an easier choice or route presents itself. It means that from the day that youngster is born you plan on working hard, making a plan, and then working your plan as parents. It means modeling the way by living an exemplary life of courage, integrity, and character. It requires a positive attitude through which we can constantly encourage their hearts. It means establishing standards and requirements, and enforcing them. A newly planted tree can be straightened or held in place with the thinnest of wires. However, if we ignore the crooked sapling for any length of time it is often too late and too difficult to make a change when it has had a chance to grow in ways contrary to those that we desire. Children require constant nourishment to the soul, probably even more than they need to have their physical needs met by us. Remembering this is often our greatest challenge. If you are a parent, you need to read this book. -Chris Sorensen Author of The Greatest Discovery

Author : Allan Fowler
Publisher : Childrens Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 1991-06-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0516494767

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Please Don't Feed the Bears by Allan Fowler Pdf

A simple introduction, in big book format, to the physical characteristics, habits, and natural environment of bears.

Author : R. L. Stine
Publisher : Scholastic
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 1996-09-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0590881329

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Still More Tales to Give You Goosebumps by R. L. Stine Pdf

Ten spine-tingling Halloween stories come packaged with special Goosebumps Halloween accessories, including vampire fangs, fake vampire blood, fake skin, and makeup. Original.

Author : P. J. Gray,Stanley Hunter
Publisher : Psychology Press
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Cooking
ISBN : 9781560234265

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Bear Cookin' by P. J. Gray,Stanley Hunter Pdf

Please DO feed the bears! Bear Cookin': The Original Guide to Bear Comfort Foods takes a good-natured approach to good eating, presenting home-style recipes with a light-hearted touch. Aimed at husky, hairy gay men--and their admirers--the book presents convenient and satisfying recipes for anyone who loves to cook--and eat! Bear Cookin' includes helpful hints, "tributes" to favorite foods, and meal suggestions for breakfast, lunch, dinner--and everything in between--that are guaranteed to please burly bears with big appetites. From lip-smacking snacks to belt-loosening main courses, Bear Cookin' is stuffed with easy-to-follow recipes for the hearty and delicious comfort foods bears crave: burgers, meatloaf, biscuits with sausage gravy, pasta, potatoes, beans, muffins and bread, cheesecake, puddings and pies, and homemade ice cream. Collected from family and friends and perfect for summer picnic baskets or winter "hibernation" dinners, these filling and flavorful recipes are presented with the love for good food that makes life worth living. Bear Cookin' includes recipes for: (Touch My) Monkey Bread What-A-Crock Pot Stew What's It All About ... Alfredo Polar Bear Chili Fur-ocious Pot Roast and odes to the wonders of Cool Whip®, Bisquick®, and Velveeta®! Bear Cookin': The Original Guide to Bear Comfort Foods also includes serving ideas and suggestions for making the best use of your cooking utensils. This book is a wonderful addition to any kitchen--bear or otherwise!