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Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2011-03-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101478806

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Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

"As a vegan, the only chickens I consume are Savage's. I never miss a meal."-Dan Piraro, cartoonist of Bizarro We've all been forced to endure jobs we don't like. We get up, go to work, go to bed, and do it again. No one knows these pains better than Doug Savage, whose dream of being a cartoonist was eclipsed by his ho- hum office job. That is, until he started doodling chicken cartoons on Post-its and turned them into one of the Internet's most popular cartoon blogs. Savage Chickens is a collection of cartoons starring Doug's beloved chickens and their officemates that will get a laugh out of even the most jaded number-crunching colleague. Doug blends cynicism, optimism, and interactive activities to create a portable pep talk for the overworked and underappreciated that will keep you sane-and amused- during the morning bus ride, the meeting-filled Monday, the tenth load of laundry, the bathroom break, or the red-eye to the coast. Watch a Video

Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy (Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy series, Book 1)

Doug Savage
Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy series Book 1 Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2016-09-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781449484095

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Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy (Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy series, Book 1) by Doug Savage Pdf

The forest is full of danger . . . but help is here. Meet Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy, improbable pals who use their powers—laser vision and an unrelenting sense of optimism—to fight the forces of evil. Join the dynamic duo as they battle aliens, a mutant fish-bear, a cyborg porcupine, and a mechanical squirrel, learning along the way that looking on the bright side might be just as powerful as shooting a laser. Get ready for hilarious, action-packed, laser-powered adventures written and drawn by Doug Savage, creator of the popular comic Savage Chickens. This is Savage’s first graphic novel.

Fear According to Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
Fear According to Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 63 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781449450472

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Fear According to Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you—or is that just something they put out there to make you feel better? Irrationality, meet the imagination. People are afraid of the strangest things, and chickens aren’t any better off. Join Doug Savage and the cast of the Savage Chickens comics as they admit, combat, and hide from their deepest, darkest, and most absurd phobias in this e-book original collection.

Movies According to Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
Movies According to Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 58 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781449450496

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Movies According to Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

Here’s looking at you, movie buffs. Follow the yellow brick road inside a dream inside a dream inside a dream to discover why Quentin Tarantino and children’s fairy tales should never mix, why Indiana Jones can’t stand gardening tools, and Fry from Futurama can’t ever catch a break. Your challenge: Identify all 34 movies in this e-book original collection of Doug Savage’s delightfully absurd Savage Chickens comics.

Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781449450489

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Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

All work and no play made cartoonist Doug Savage a dull boy, until the day that he decided to draw two chickens on a yellow sticky note, followed by enough characters and absurdly amusing situations over the years to cover an entire cubicle farm. Now, in Savage’s trademark style, comes Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens, an entertainingly comical e-book original collection. From Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, and Hamlet to King Lear, the cast of Savage Chickens pays homage, in its own way, to classic literature. Sit back in your seat and enjoy the comedy of Chickens in Shakespeare.

Zombies According to Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
Zombies According to Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2012-12-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449439781

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Zombies According to Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that the zombie apocalypse is looming, and it’s coming soon. In order to protect ourselves from the zombies’ grumbling stomachs, it makes sense to prepare by studying a handbook to the nethermost depths of the zombie’s psyche. Zombies According to Savage Chickens is not that guide; however, this e-book original collection of comics certainly makes for a more amusing read, which, after all, is what truly matters. Doug Savage, the cartoonist who has maintained the hilarious Savage Chickens web comic blog since 2005 by uploading sticky notes illustrated with the antics of his clever cast of characters, has imagined another memorable type of Savage Chicken: the Zombie Chickens. Zombies have one thing on their minds: BRAINS. But that doesn't necessarily mean that they run amuck all day looking for the next lucky person in the land-of-the-living to provide lunch. How might a zombie interact at an art auction, wedding, or job interview? What is their ideal Valentine’s Day gift, and how would a zombie Shakespeare have taken his plays to the Globe? These are exactly the questions—the totally relevant questions—about the imminent zombie takeover that only Mr. Savage has the guts (and the brains) to tackle. After all, why study up on the zombie apocalypse when you can laugh at the expense of the undead instead?

Relationships According to Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
Relationships According to Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2012-12-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449439774

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Relationships According to Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

It goes without saying: love makes no sense. In fact, neither does flirting, dating, or breaking up. Anyone who says relationships are all cake, kisses, and cloud nine has yet to stumble into that vast and bewildering nebula called “romance.” Lucky for us, the Savage Chickens have blundered practically every sentimental moment in their adventures in courtship. Perhaps its time we learn—and laugh—at their hilarious mistakes before making our own. The Savage Chickens are joined by their robot Prod300, bawdy Timmy-Tofu, and colleague Worm, amongst other friends, as they navigate the realm of inappropriate pick-up lines, online dating profiles, excessively honest Valentine’s cards, and those scariest of words: “I love you.” Doug Savage doesn’t claim to be a relationship expert, but he does have a knack for poking fun at dating and the inevitable mishaps along the way. He began uploading sticky notes illustrated with his Savage Chicken doodles in 2005, and over 1800 yellow sticky notes and eight years later, Mr. Savage can call himself a successful cartoonist. At times absurd, sometimes wry, even occasionally insightful, but always clever and comical, this e-book original collection of his cartoons will woo anyone with amusement, even those still shuddering from their own cringe-worthy dating memories.

The Very Very Best of Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
The Very Very Best of Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2012-12-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781449439798

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The Very Very Best of Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

The office can be a dangerous place. The same old daily routine has a tendency to reduce any inspiration for fun or imagination into tedious cubicles and spreadsheets. This is precisely the situation in which Doug Savage found himself. His creativity waning away under fluorescent lights of his office job, he finally discovered his own personal antidote: doodling some cheeky chickens on yellow sticky notes. He began uploading these drawings to his Savage Chickens blog in 2005, and over 18,000 cartoons later, his chickens are as clever—and absurd—as ever. The Savage Chickens must too contend with their mundane office environment, but with a little help from their favorite colleagues and friends, it’s not difficult for them to find diversions (read: trouble). From pirates and time-travelers to Middle Earth and M.C. Hammer, from the most sinister Happy Bear you’ll ever meet to Marketing Chicken who is always attached to his martini, the Chickens’ puns and wordplay will constantly thwart your expectations in surprising and humorous ways. This e-book original collection is not just an assortment of Savage’s very best cartoons, but his very very best cartoons, composed of the wittiest, most memorable drawings to date. Bring it along on your commute to work, and suddenly the office might not seem like the death of amusement after all.

Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy: As the Deer Flies

Doug Savage
Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy As the Deer Flies Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2021-11-30
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524876289

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Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy: As the Deer Flies by Doug Savage Pdf

Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy embark on their wildest adventure yet, encountering prickly old foes, body swaps, brain experiments, and a shocking showdown in the fourth book from the outrageous, hilarious, beloved series. Fur is flying in the forest! When Frank the Deer soars off a cliff and an eagle starts talking, Laser Moose and his loyal sidekick Rabbit Boy must discover why these animals have swapped bodies. Their investigation leads to the bizarre brain experiments of Gus the Wolf, the sinister return of their spikey nemesis Cyborgupine, and the truly unthinkable: a final confrontation between our two heroes. Get ready for mystery, danger, laughs, and lots of eye-popping, laser-shooting action from Laser Moose and Rabbit Boy in their most mind-blowing adventure to date. Written and drawn by Doug Savage, the creator of the popular comic Savage Chickens.

Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens

Doug Savage
Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens Book PDF

Author : Doug Savage
Publisher : Andrews Mcmeel+ORM
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781449450755

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Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens by Doug Savage Pdf

All work and no play made cartoonist Doug Savage a dull boy, until the day that he decided to draw two chickens on a yellow sticky note, followed by enough characters and absurdly amusing situations over the years to cover an entire cubicle farm. Now, in Savage’s trademark style, comes Shakespeare According to Savage Chickens, an entertainingly comical e-book original collection. From Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, and Hamlet to King Lear, the cast of Savage Chickens pays homage, in its own way, to classic literature. Sit back in your seat and enjoy the comedy of Chickens in Shakespeare.

Salvage the Bones

Jesmyn Ward
Salvage the Bones Book PDF

Author : Jesmyn Ward
Publisher : A&C Black
Page : 273 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2012-04-12
Category : African American children
ISBN : 9781408827000

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Salvage the Bones by Jesmyn Ward Pdf

A hurricane is building over the Gulf of Mexico, threatening the coastal town of Bois Sauvage, Mississippi, and Esch's father is growing concerned. He's a hard drinker, largely absent, and it isn't often he worries about the family. Esch and her three brothers are stocking up on food, but there isn't much to save. Lately, Esch can't keep down what food she gets; at fifteen, she has just realized that she's pregnant. Her brother Skeetah is sneaking scraps for his prized pit bull's new litter, dying one by one. Meanwhile, brothers Randall and Junior try to stake their claim in a family long on child's play and short on parenting. As the twelve days that make up the novel's framework yield to a dramatic conclusion, this unforgettable family - motherless children sacrificing for one another as they can, protecting and nurturing where love is scarce - pulls itself up to face another day.

Next Question

Drew and Jason Rosenhaus
Next Question Book PDF

Author : Drew and Jason Rosenhaus
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2008-09-02
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 1440633789

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Next Question by Drew and Jason Rosenhaus Pdf

Winning business principles from an NFL super agent?now in paperback. Building the most dominant sports agency in professional football?with over one billion dollars in player contracts since 2003?Drew Rosenhaus has made a name for himself in the game?by winning. With more active-player clients than any other agent in the National Football League, Drew and his brother Jason sit at the top of an impressive field. Now these two superstars take readers inside the NFL to deliver the secrets behind their business success. Next Question is the playbook for entrepreneurs and others who want to get to the top of their profession?whether they are just starting out or taking their business to the next level. Addressing negotiating skills, deal-making, image control, and much more, this behind-the-scenes strategy guide combines spot-on instruction with anecdotal examples that will get business people fired up to apply the Rosenhaus rules for success?and achieve their professional goals.

The Modern Savage

James McWilliams
The Modern Savage Book PDF

Author : James McWilliams
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2015-01-06
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 9781250031204

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The Modern Savage by James McWilliams Pdf

Just Food author James McWilliams's exploration of the "compassionate carnivore" movement and the paradox of humanity's relationship with animals. In the last four decades, food reformers have revealed the ecological and ethical problems of eating animals raised in industrial settings, turning what was once the boutique concern of radical eco-freaks into a mainstream movement. Although animal products are often labeled "cage free," "free range," and "humanely raised," can we trust these goods to be safe, sound, or ethical? In The Modern Savage, renowned writer, historian, and animal advocate James McWilliams pushes back against the questionable moral standards of a largely omnivorous world and explores the "alternative to the alternative"-not eating domesticated animals at all. In poignant, powerful, and persuasive prose, McWilliams reveals the scope of the cruelty that takes place even on the smallest and-supposedly-most humane animal farms. In a world increasingly aware of animals' intelligence and the range of their emotions, McWilliams advocates for the only truly moral, sustainable choice-a diet without meat, dairy, or other animal products. The Modern Savage is a riveting expose of an industry that has typically hidden behind a veil of morality, and a compelling account of how to live a more economical, environmental, and ethical life.

Monument 14

Emmy Laybourne
Monument 14 Book PDF

Author : Emmy Laybourne
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2012-06-05
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781429955249

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Monument 14 by Emmy Laybourne Pdf

Your mother hollers that you're going to miss the bus. She can see it coming down the street. You don't stop and hug her and tell her you love her. You don't thank her for being a good, kind, patient mother. Of course not—you launch yourself down the stairs and make a run for the corner. Only, if it's the last time you'll ever see your mother, you sort of start to wish you'd stopped and did those things. Maybe even missed the bus. But the bus was barreling down our street, so I ran. Fourteen kids. One superstore. A million things that go wrong. In Emmy Laybourne's action-packed debut novel, six high school kids (some popular, some not), two eighth graders (one a tech genius), and six little kids trapped together in a chain superstore build a refuge for themselves inside. While outside, a series of escalating disasters, beginning with a monster hailstorm and ending with a chemical weapons spill, seems to be tearing the world—as they know it—apart.

Lord of the Flies

William Golding
Lord of the Flies Book PDF

Author : William Golding
Publisher : Faber & Faber
Page : 301 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2012-09-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780571290581

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Lord of the Flies by William Golding Pdf

A plane crashes on a desert island and the only survivors, a group of schoolboys, assemble on the beach and wait to be rescued. By day they inhabit a land of bright fantastic birds and dark blue seas, but at night their dreams are haunted by the image of a terrifying beast. As the boys' delicate sense of order fades, so their childish dreams are transformed into something more primitive, and their behaviour starts to take on a murderous, savage significance. First published in 1954, Lord of the Flies is one of the most celebrated and widely read of modern classics. Now fully revised and updated, this educational edition includes chapter summaries, comprehension questions, discussion points, classroom activities, a biographical profile of Golding, historical context relevant to the novel and an essay on Lord of the Flies by William Golding entitled 'Fable'. Aimed at Key Stage 3 and 4 students, it also includes a section on literary theory for advanced or A-level students. The educational edition encourages original and independent thinking while guiding the student through the text - ideal for use in the classroom and at home.