Silly Little Love Poems

Author : A. Keith Barton
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 211 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2005-07-28
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9780595366262

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Silly Little Love Poems by A. Keith Barton Pdf

Silly Little Love Poems is a compilation of poems describing love as not a beginning or ending, but a process that transforms the human heart to people, places, and moods unknown or unimagined. In preparing this collection of love poems, the author presents thematic examples of this "thing called love" that is part of every song and life. Whether you are currently in or out of love, the author's words speak to you-that love is a journey that sometimes leads us into dark places and unhappy endings. The book is divided into six sections that describe: love's moods, love's delights, love's hurts, love's places, family and friends, and life's endings.

Author : George Stanworth
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 82 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2016-09-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781326766481

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Short Funny Love Poems by George Stanworth Pdf

Short Funny Love Poems does not contain sonnets about socks or odes to odours. Instead, the book contains 64 hilarious love poems which will appeal to both men and women. Titles include 'Will You Still Love Me In Top Shop?', 'I Love You More Than Star Trek', 'We Nearly Went to Venice', Don't Tell Your Date She Looks Like Noddy' and 'I Want You To Be Happy, But I Didn't Mean With Him!'. Lines include 'I love you more than swear words love to duet with Adele' and 'You married me for treacle. I married you for slime.' This is George Stanworth's 4th collection of poetry following on from 'Crazy Old World', 'Your Sax Is On Fire' and 'A Floristry of Palpitations.' George has previously performed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as well as The Poetry Cafe in Covent Garden. George was also a finalist in the 'Lyrics Only' section of the 2014 UK Songwriting Competition. www.shortfunnypoems.co.uk

Author : John Kenney
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2020-04-21
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9780593190685

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Love Poems for Anxious People by John Kenney Pdf

In the spirit of his New York Times bestseller Love Poems for Married People and Love Poems for People with Children, as well as his wildly popular New Yorker pieces, Thurber Prize-winner John Kenney presents a hilarious new collection of poetry for anxious people. With the same brilliant wit and hilarious realism that made Love Poems for Married People and Love Poems for People with Children such hits, John Kenney is back with a brand new collection of poems, this time taking on one of the most common feelings in our day-and-age: anxiety. Kenney covers it all, from awkward social interactions and insomnia to nervous ticks and writing and rewriting that email.

Author : Chris Harris
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2017-09-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780316266598

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I'm Just No Good at Rhyming by Chris Harris Pdf

The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Author : Ben Hamper
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2008-12-14
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 9780446554039

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Rivethead by Ben Hamper Pdf

The man the Detroit Free Press calls "a blue collar Tom Wolfe" delivers a full-barreled blast of truth and gritty reality in Rivethead, a no-holds-barred journey through the belly of the American industrial beast.

Author : Jay Aspen
Publisher : Sandfire Publishing Ltd
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2021-03-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Iceblade by Jay Aspen Pdf

How many laws would you break to save your friends? As the ruthless Imperial invasion tightens its grip on Samaran, Ariel's fighting skills earn her a cautious acceptance from the elite Eldrin defenders. This new trust does not last long. A confrontation with her arch enemy Akadian in the frozen Northlands pitches her into a race against time to prove her loyalty before her past catches up with her. Now only Marin's love and understanding can stand between her and a dark future. Iceblade is the second book in A Dance of Fire & Shadow, the new fantasy adventure romance series from Jay Aspen

Author : John Kenney
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-15
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9780593085257

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Love Poems for People with Children by John Kenney Pdf

In the spirit of his wildly popular New Yorker pieces and the New York Times bestseller Love Poems for Married People, Thurber-prize winner John Kenney presents a hilarious new collection of poetry for people with children. With the same brilliant wit and hilarious realism that made Love Poems for Married People such a hit, John Kenney is back with a brand new collection of poems, this time taking on the greatest "joy" in life: children. Kenney covers it all, from newborns, toddlers, and sleep deprivation, to the terrible twos, terrible tweens, and terrible teens. A parent's love is unconditional, but sometimes that button can't help but be pushed. Between back to school shopping, summer vacations that never end, the awkwardness of puberty, the inevitable post-college moving back in, and more, a parent's job is never done, whether they like it or not.

Author : Randy Lane Justice
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2012-08-08
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781477108864

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Monsters of Steel and Other Love Poems by Randy Lane Justice Pdf

Randy Justice is a current transportation specialist, his first poem, “Monsters of Steel”, came to him in a dream in the middle of the night, at which time he awoke and wrote it down non stop! Since he has written many poems via day dreams, sleeping dreams, or life occurences. Currently residing in Mid Michigan, but also having lived in California and Texas, his life experiences include many places and avenues, from professional auto techincian and drag racer, to singer, coach and grandfather.

Author : Janice A. Ramsay
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2013-01-02
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781477284902

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Little Love Poems by Janice A. Ramsay Pdf

Janice Ramsay took the photos and wrote the poems in this book. Photography and poetry are recent hobbies for Jan. Her career since the 1970's has been as a lawyer. She founded and managed a law firm, and more recently, works as an expert witness for other lawyers. Jan loves to travel and have fun with family and friends. Tony Hall inspired many of these poems and Tony applied his skills in editing this book and took the photos that Jan is in.

Author : Michael Rosen
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2008-08-07
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780141927459

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Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems by Michael Rosen Pdf

Poetry for children at its very silliest! Let your imagination run riot and laughter fill your belly as you explore traditional poems, rhymes with a twist, and subversive playground favourites in this playful treasure chest of verse.

Author : Brian McGackin
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2011-07-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594745294

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Broetry by Brian McGackin Pdf

As contemporary poets sing the glories of birds and birch trees, regular guys are left scratching their heads. Who can speak for Everyman? Who will articulate his love for Xbox 360, for Mama Celeste’s frozen pizza, for the cinematic oeuvre of Bruce Willis? Enter Broetry—a stunning debut from a dazzling new literary voice. “Broet Laureate” Brian McGackin goes where no poet has gone before—to Star Wars conventions, to frat parties, to video game tournaments, and beyond. With poems like “Ode to That Girl I Dated for, Like, Two Months Sophomore Year” and “My Friends Who Don’t Have Student Loans,” we follow the Bro from his high school graduation and college experience through a “quarter-life crisis” and beyond.

Author : Robert G. Yeager
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2014-10-20
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781496946201

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Poems by Gill by Robert G. Yeager Pdf

Robert Gill Yeager’s book of poetry, “Poems by Gill”, is reflections on the joys, mysteries and struggles of life and love. Robert hopes to pass along to the reader the same sense of wonderment for life and love that he embraces each and every day.

Author : John Kenney
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2018-12-31
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9780525540014

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Love Poems for Married People by John Kenney Pdf

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Based on his wildly popular New Yorker piece, Thurber Prize-winner John Kenney presents a hilarious collection of love poems for, well, married people. Full of brilliant wit, dynamic energy, and a heavy dose of reality, Love Poems for Married People takes the poetic form, turns it upside down and leaves it in the dishwasher to dry. Inspired by one of the most shared New Yorker pieces of all time, this collection captures the reality of life once the spark of a relationship has settled--and hilariously so. With brand new pieces that cover all areas of married life, from parental gripes to dwindling sex lives, Kenney's wry observations and sharp humor remind us exactly what it's like to spend the rest of your life with the person you love. I was almost feeling fondness for you As you gave me a shoulder massage at the sink-- What a small, lovely surprise. And then you grabbed my boobs and made a "wha-wha" noise. In an instant, I felt disgust and sadness and regret.

Author : Sibelan Elizabeth S. Forrester
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 606 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 1990
Category : Electronic
ISBN : IND:30000001670672

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Marina Cvetaeva's Self-definition as a Female Poet by Sibelan Elizabeth S. Forrester Pdf

Author : Kate Douglas Wiggin
Publisher : e-artnow
Page : 4845 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2017-05-29
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9788075832757

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KATE DOUGLAS WIGGIN Ultimate Collection: 21 Novels & 130+ Short Stories, Fairy Tales and Poems (Illustrated) by Kate Douglas Wiggin Pdf

This carefully edited collection has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Table of Contents: Rebecca of Sunnybrook Series: Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm New Chronicles of Rebecca The Flag-Raising Penelope Hamilton Series: Penelope's English Experiences Penelope's Experiences in Scotland Penelope's Irish Experiences Penelope's Postscripts The Homespun Trilogy: Rose o' the River The Old Peabody Pew Susanna and Sue Other Novels: A Summer in a Cañon: A California Story Polly Oliver's Problem: A Story for Girls The Birds' Christmas Carol The Romance of a Christmas Card Timothy's Quest Marm Lisa Mother Carey's Chickens The Diary of a Goose Girl A Cathedral Courtship The Story of Waitstill Baxter The Story of Patsy Short Stories: The Village Watch-Tower Tom O' the Blueb'ry Plains The Nooning Tree The Fore-Room Rug A Village Stradivarius The Eventful Trip of the Midnight Cry Ladies-in-Waiting Miss Thomasina Tucker The Turning-Point Huldah the Prophetess Two on a Tour Philippa's Nervous Prostration Anthologies: The Arabian Nights: Their Best Known Tales The Fairy Ring Tales of Wonder Every Child Should Know The Talking Beasts: A Book of Fable Wisdom The Story Hour: A Book for the Home and the Kindergarten Golden Numbers: A Book of Verse for Youth The Posy Ring: A Book of Verse for Children Pinafore Palace Other Works: The Girl and the Kingdom: Learning to Teach The Republic of Childhood: Froebel's Gifts Children's Rights: A Book of Nursery Logic Bluebeard: A Musical Fantasy The Girl Scouts: A Training School for Womanhood Kate Douglas Wiggin (1856-1923) was an American educator and author of children's stories, most notably the classic children's novel Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. She devoted her adult life to the welfare of children in an era when children were commonly thought of as cheap labor.