Silly Stories For Silly Kids

Author : Silly Willy
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 69 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2019-04-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1095626779

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Silly Stories for Silly Kids by Silly Willy Pdf

This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.

Author : Richard Byrne
Publisher : Oxford University Press - Children
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2014-09-04
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780192737304

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This Book Just Ate My Dog! by Richard Byrne Pdf

In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!

Author : Davide Cali,Benjamin Chaud
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2015-03-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781452140742

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School... by Davide Cali,Benjamin Chaud Pdf

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Author : Heidi Schulz
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Page : 42 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2016-08-16
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781619634756

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Giraffes Ruin Everything by Heidi Schulz Pdf

In this mischievously funny picture book, friends come in all shapes and sizes. In case you were wondering, here's an incomplete list of things giraffes ruin: - Birthday parties - Going to the movies - Playing at the park - Hide and Seek - Everything else Yes, that's right. Giraffes ruin everything. But what happens when our narrator gets into a tricky situation? Perhaps he'll find giraffes aren't so bad after all . . .

Author : Silly Willy
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2016-11-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1540619397

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Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12 by Silly Willy Pdf

SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!

Author : Cirocco Dunlap
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 33 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2017-06-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780399550614

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This Book Will Not Be Fun by Cirocco Dunlap Pdf

*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.

Author : Susannah Lloyd
Publisher : Frances Lincoln Limited
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2021-04-20
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780711262638

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This Book Can Read Your Mind by Susannah Lloyd Pdf

You have opened a very special book. This book can do something that has NEVER been achieved before. This book can read your mind. You just need to think of something, but whatever you do, don't think of anything SILLY. You know, like a pink elephant…

Author : Matt Stanton,Beck Stanton
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2016-04-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781460705964

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Did you take the B from my _ook? (Books That Drive Kids Crazy, Book 2) by Matt Stanton,Beck Stanton Pdf

'Witty, silly, and interactive ... A rollicking read for children and adults alike' - Kirkus Reviews For the Grown-Ups: OK. Two things you need to know. Firstly, your favourite thing in the whole world is the letter B. And secondly, you're about to sneeze and all the Bs are going to be blown out of the book. So until you can get your favourite letter back, you're about to sound really, really silly ... And the kids will love it! PRAISE FOR THE BOOKS THAT DRIVE KIDS CRAZY SERIES 'The kids are having a ball (whoops, having fun) and a discussion is born' -- 4 stars, Good Reading 'Funny, clever, deliciously dry ... this book encourages kids to think outside the square, and hopefully, somewhere deep in that unlimited subconscious, understand that what we see is all about perception. What a powerful thought' -- Kids' Book Review

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Ripley Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2015-10-06
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1609911423

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Ripley's Fun Facts & Silly Stories 4 by Anonim Pdf

Young readers looking for goofy facts, strange tales, and incredible photos will love Fun Facts & Silly Stories 4, the latest entry in Ripley’s Believe It or Not's® best-selling series. Filled with brand new information not found in any other Ripley's book, Fun Facts & Silly Stories 4 contains hundreds of amazing facts to entertain and engage readers. Age-appropriate and easy to enjoy, the Fun Facts & Silly Stories series brings laughter and learning together for kids! Fun Facts & Silly Stories 4 is perfectly kid-sized, yet packs a punch with hundreds of weird, silly, and amusing stories and snippets. Featuring the same square format, large colorful type, and amazing photos that made the series such a success, this latest volume is sure to entertain and amaze even the most reluctant young reader. Age-appropriate text engages kids as they build their reading skills. Perfect for both the family library as well as the classroom, Fun Facts & Silly Stories 4 is sure to please!

Author : Adam Stower
Publisher : Adam Stower
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2022-08
Category : Bears
ISBN : 1800784163

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Silly Doggy! by Adam Stower Pdf

Furry fun in Adam Stower's bestseller

Author : Kristen Schroeder
Publisher : Page Street Kids
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2020-07-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1624149766

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Alien Tomato by Kristen Schroeder Pdf

It streaked through the sky on a perfect day in July and landed in the garden... When a mysterious red orb appears one day, the vegetables aren’t sure what to make of it. They decide that it must be an alien tomato! They name her Allie and try to make her feel as welcome as possible. But Gopher isn’t convinced. He’s sure it’s just a ball. This delightfully silly tale and its equally hilarious art are a perfect fit for gardeners and sci-fi fans alike.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2021
Category : Wit and humor
ISBN : 9798737355029

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The Ultimate Joke Book for Boys + Girls by Anonim Pdf

Author : Various
Publisher : Britannica Books
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2020-10
Category : Bedtime
ISBN : 1912920646

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5-Minute Really True Stories for Bedtime by Various Pdf

"In this compendium of 5-minute really true stories about bedtime, you can go on a journey of wonder and learning to find out the answers to all these questions, and many more! Travel to Ancient Egypt to explore the beds of Tutankhamun, jet off into space to see how astronauts get ready for bed, or even plunge underwater to learn how hibernating turtles breathe through their bottoms!"--Back cover.

Author : Shoo Rayner
Publisher : Orchard Books
Page : 47 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Cats
ISBN : 1843624443

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Bluebeard's Cat by Shoo Rayner Pdf

By night, a gang of cats steal out of their houses to enjoy their secret society of the Scaredy Cats, where they tell each other spoo-ooky tales. Ages 5-7.

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2020-11-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798571030588

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Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by Jane Bexley Pdf

Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)