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Squid Pulp Blues

Jordan Krall
Squid Pulp Blues Book PDF

Author : Jordan Krall
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 204 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1933929685

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"On the surface, Thompson looks like any other blue-collar New Jersey town. But beneath the working-class exterior lies a bizarro world of fetishistic crime, sleazy motels, and squid. In these three bizarro-noir novellas, the reader is thrown into a world of murderers, drugs made from squid parts, deformed gun-toting veterans, and a mischievous apocolyptic donkey." -- Back cover

Bucket of Face

Eric Hendrixson
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Author : Eric Hendrixson
Publisher : Eric Hendrixson
Page : 110 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2010-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781936383313

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Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

The Egg Said Nothing

Caris O'Malley
The Egg Said Nothing Book PDF

Author : Caris O'Malley
Publisher : Caris O'Malley
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781936383269

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Meet Manny. He's your average shut-in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins. With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows, he's a more than a bit paranoid, too. His wasn't a great life, but it was comfortable-at least it was until the morning he awoke with an egg between his legs. But what might have been a curse becomes a charm as this unlikely event leads him to all night diner, where he finds inedible pie, undrinkable coffee, and the girl of his dreams. But can this unexpected chance at love survive after the egg cracks and time itself turns against him, dead-set on rerouting history and putting a shovel to the face of the one person who could bring real and lasting change to Manny's world?

Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden

Cameron Pierce
Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden Book PDF

Author : Cameron Pierce
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Fiction
ISBN : UOM:39015081738620

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A group of fanatical religious tourists from the future travel back in time to meet Adam and Eve. Unfortunately, their time ship crashes, killing the majority of the crew (including the leprechauns) and leaving them stranded in this strange shark-infested land. Among the survivors are: Ernest who has the ability to turn people into mannequins, Ira who wields a razor-edged bible for a weapon, Wayne a giant wizard head with fat lizard legs, Donkey the hunchback halfwit, Anton the birdman, Rattlesnake Doctor, Ancestor, and Sturgeonwolf. This cult of deranged priests soon discover that Eden is a far more surreal and dangerous place than they could ever have imagined. It is going to take everything they've got in order to survive long enough to find another way home--Publisher's description.

King Scratch

Jordan Krall
King Scratch Book PDF

Author : Jordan Krall
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2011-07-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0955693861

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"Keith watched a version of himself being dissected, the body parts being used along with those of Lincoln and Booth in order to make some sort of mechanized assassin-victim hybrid. It would spend eternity annihilating itself, finding new ways to explode, puncture and penetrate its own body parts." Moonshine smuggling in New Jersey unleashes a Civil War hangover of squid parts, car crashes, stove pipe hats, urethral insertion fetishism, and a hankering for pancakes. King Scratch, a nightmare from the mind that birthed Piecemeal June and Fistful of Feet. "With King Scratch Jordan Krall has delivered a unique and twisted tale that brilliantly exudes the limitless imagination of the author and, in my opinion, elevates Krall to the upper echelon of the Bizarro lit scene." Kevin Woods, director of Bath, Survival, and Wise Guys VS Zombies "Krall has quite a flair for outrage as an art form." Edward Lee, author of The Big Head, Goon and Brides of the Impaler

Movies R Fun!

Josh Cooley
Movies R Fun Book PDF

Author : Josh Cooley
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2014-02-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452130224

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Movies R Fun! by Josh Cooley Pdf

No one under seventeen should be admitted without a parent or guardian to these “fun-filled” illustrations of twisted movie moments from a beloved animator (Parade). Let’s face it, reading sucks . . . but movies are fun! In this grown-up parody of a children’s picture book, Pixar writer and artist Josh Cooley presents the most hilariously inappropriate—that is, the best—scenes from contemporary classic films in an illustrated, for-early-readers style. Terrifying, sexy, and awesome scenes from such favorite films as Alien, Rosemary’s Baby, Fargo, Basic Instinct, Seven, The Silence of the Lambs, Apocalypse Now, The Shining, and many more are playfully illustrated and captioned to make reading fun and exciting for kids who never grew up. A sly celebration of the things fans love most about these legendary films (and movies in general), this is one book that probably should not be read at bedtime.

Squid Squad

Matthew Welton
Squid Squad Book PDF

Author : Matthew Welton
Publisher : Carcanet Press Ltd
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2020-04-30
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781784109363

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A Times Literary Supplement Book of the Year 2020 A Telegraph Book of the Year 2020 In Squid Squad: A Novel we join Natalie Chatterley, Angus Mingus, Nerys Harris and friends as they make recordings of the doorbell, uncrumple their cash and fling their walnuts from the window. They contemplate the spaces between the spaces between things and compare the rhythm of rhetoric to the rhetoric of rhythm, while around them chickens feed on chestnuts, nuthatches nest in bicycle baskets, and budgerigars sulk themselves to sleep. The second half features shorter stand-alone poems. Here, poetic form is given a playful reworking: a poem to be spoken in a single breath, a poem made entirely of questions, a series of three poems in the form of university mark schemes, and poems that explore the possibilities of the list as a verse form.

Petty Pewter Gods

Glen Cook
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Author : Glen Cook
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 1995-11-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101497319

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Garet , P. I., is on the case There are some new gods in the town of TunFaire, but temple real estate on the Street of Dreams is at a premium. So the big gods on the block issued a challenge-find the "key" to the one temple still available. When two rival pantheons try to hire Garrett, he knows he is in for it...

Piecemeal June

Jordan Krall
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Author : Jordan Krall
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Experimental fiction
ISBN : 1933929634

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Kevin lives in a small apartment above a porn shop with his tarot-reading cat, Mithra. He has gotten used to Mithra bringing him things from outside: dead mice, Twinkie wrappers, donut scraps, houseplants, and the occasional rabbit head. But one day, Mithra brings him an ankle... a sweaty piece of rubber-latex shaped like a human ankle. Later, he is brought an eyeball, then a foot. After more latex body parts are brought upstairs, Kevin decides to glue them together to form a piecemeal sex doll. But once the last piece is glued into place, the sex doll comes to life. She says her name is June. She comes from another world and is on the run from an evil pornographer and three crab-human hybrid assassins. Piecemeal June is a reality-bending journey into love, sex, death, and a bizarre parallel world of butchered flesh.

Tentacle Death Trip

Jordan Krall
Tentacle Death Trip Book PDF

Author : Jordan Krall
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2012-04-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1621050254

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In the not-too-distant future, the United States is a nuclear wasteland, and the remaining inhabitants are at the mercy of gangs, marauders, mutants, and the last millionaire in the country, Mr. Silver. Now five drivers must compete in a life-or-death race to the eastern seaboard where the ancient city of R'lyeh has emerged, bringing either their salvation or doom. Standing in their way are nuclear mutants, cannibals, a tooth-tornado, and other post-apocalyptic terrors.

Ape and Essence

Aldous Huxley
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Author : Aldous Huxley
Publisher : Ivan R. Dee
Page : 225 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 1992-08-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781461741367

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When Aldous Huxley's Brave New World first appeared in 1932, it presented in terms of purest fantasy a society bent on self-destruction. Few of its outraged critics anticipated the onset of another world war with its Holocaust and atomic ruin. In 1948, seeing that the probable shape of his anti-utopia had been altered inevitably by the facts of history, Huxley wrote Ape and Essence. In this savage novel, using the form of a film scenario, he transports us to the year 2108. The setting is Los Angeles where a "rediscovery expedition" from New Zealand is trying to make sense of what is left. From chief botanist Alfred Poole we learn, to our dismay, about the twenty-second-century way of life. "It was inevitable that Mr. Huxley should have written this book: one could almost have seen it since Hiroshima is the necessary sequel to Brave New World."—Alfred Kazin. "The book has a certain awesome impressiveness; its sheer intractable bitterness cannot but affect the reader."—Time.

Kung Fu High School

Ryan Gattis
Kung Fu High School Book PDF

Author : Ryan Gattis
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 291 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2005-09-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780547627991

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Wear your gear. Bring your blades. Back your family. Fight for your life. MLK High School has collapsed into Kung Fu High School--where Jen B. and her brother, Cue, belong to one of two gangs still standing against the puppet principal and the drug kingpin who pulls his strings. Cousin Jimmy--a world-champion martial arts master of mythic stature--arrives in town after swearing to his mother that he'll never fight again. His rep precedes him and everyone's itching to see him "kicked in"--Kung Fu's brutal initiation ritual. But he won't break his vow and defend himself, so Cue steps in when things go too far. Soon, a surprise counterstrike sends Kung Fu spinning toward one final, raging battle. Teachers flee, students break out full weaponry, and Jimmy must make a decision that will brand him a coward--or a hero.

An Evil Guest

Gene Wolfe
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Author : Gene Wolfe
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2008-09-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781429933537

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Lovecraft mets Blade Runner. This is a stand-alone supernatural horror novel with a 30s noir atmosphere. Gene Wolfe can write in whatever genre he wants--and always with superb style and profound depth. Now following his World Fantasy Award winner, Soldier of Sidon, and his stunning Pirate Freedom, Wolfe turns to the tradition of H.P. Lovecraft and the weird science tale of supernatural horror. Set a hundred years in the future, An Evil Guest is a story of an actress who becomes the lover of both a mysterious sorcerer and private detective, and an even more mysterious and powerful rich man, who has been to the human colony on an alien planet and learned strange things there. Her loyalties are divided--perhaps she loves them both. The detective helps her to release her inner beauty and become a star overnight. And the rich man is the benefactor of a play she stars in. But something is very wrong. Money can be an evil guest, but there are other evils. As Lovecraft said, "That is not dead which can eternal lie." At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Starfish

Peter Watts
Starfish Book PDF

Author : Peter Watts
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2014-09-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781466881150

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Starfish by Peter Watts Pdf

A huge international corporation has developed a facility along the Juan de Fuca Ridge at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to exploit geothermal power. They send a bio-engineered crew--people who have been altered to withstand the pressure and breathe the seawater--down to live and work in this weird, fertile undersea darkness. Unfortunately the only people suitable for long-term employment in these experimental power stations are crazy, some of them in unpleasant ways. How many of them can survive, or will be allowed to survive, while worldwide disaster approaches from below? Starfish, the first installment in Peter Watts' Rifters Trilogy At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Penetralia

Jordan Krall
Penetralia Book PDF

Author : Jordan Krall
Publisher : Legume Man Books
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 098730285X

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In the attic of his family home, Philip tortures abducted men in search of enlightenment. Using the knowledge left by his father, the Plague Doctor, he seeks to unlock the secrets of the universe, but weakness of the flesh won't be ignored. The sordid overtures of his nymphomaniac sister, combined with his own perverse desires, soil his subjects before revelation can be found. Now the return of Philip's father is imminent. Judgment is at hand, and if the fate of his mother taught him anything, it's that one mustn't disappoint the Plague Doctor.