Tearable Puns

Author : Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 50 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2019-09-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1604338911

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Tearable Puns by Cider Mill Press Pdf

Decorate your room with tear-out puns or keep them on hand in case of emergency with this treasure trove of truly tearable puns. Impress your friends and punish your enemies with hundreds of groan-worthy puns to cover any subject. These tear-out posters are perfect for paging through for new material, pulling out when you’re in a bind for new comebacks, or distributing to pun lovers wherever they may be. Decorate your room with tear-out puns or keep them on hand in case of emergency with this treasure trove of truly tearable puns. With 50 pages of wacky wordplay, you can file these punny posters away for a rainy day or fold them into your day-to-day conversation. Get the best gift in print for pun lovers and wordplay masters, if you have the spine to put up with hundreds of new puns.

Author : Tony Nappa,Mike Nappa
Publisher : Standard Pub
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2000
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0784710643

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Lunch Box Laughs by Tony Nappa,Mike Nappa Pdf

This book will remind children that laughter is a gift from God. It is packed with colorful tear-out notes parents can pack in lunch boxes or tuck in backpacks to brighten their child's day.

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 66 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2019-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781728200217

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Dad Jokes Holiday Edition by Jimmy Niro Pdf

Dad Jokes: Yule love them! The perfect hilarious holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for anyone on your list! May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season! Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like: Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they're Santa's star bucks! There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics. I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld Lanxiety." "Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?" "No, they'll be round."

Author : Rachel Palmer
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
Page : 236 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2023-11-10
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9781528987431

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Rebirth by Rachel Palmer Pdf

Ayumi Drevis is a regular middle school student with an incorrigible knack for causing trouble. But all that changes when she opens up a book and slips into the fantasy world of Rebirth, filled with magical creatures and foul-tempered humans, who are trying to take off her head! Along the way, she and her friends are tasked with locating the three divine instruments and battling the evil forces known as “Nightmares,” many of which were former children. By putting her life on the line, Ayumi must use every ounce of courage and face the demons that haunt her visions in order to save everyone and return home.

Author : RT Swindoll
Publisher : RT Swindoll
Page : 395 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2024-04-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781964208015

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Gin & Cologne in the Wearable Tech Apocalypse by RT Swindoll Pdf

Outrageous and wickedly fun! If Douglas Adams and Jane Austen had a robot love child... Ronny Cologne IV will do anything to keep the trust fund. Attend “bored” meetings. Kiss a**. Even flush away twenty years Earth-time on Father’s interstellar cruise. But a drink on the spaceliner with Allison Gin, genius programmer, leaves a weight on his chest. She’s as much a Company slave as he is. Drinks lead to confessions, confessions to love—now Ronny’s gotta rescue them both from Father’s clutches...except the cutthroat billionaire has set a dastardly trap for Ronny on Earth. Allison’s no fool. Her pure untested AI just might save her career and the rest of humanity, too, assuming she can stop Ronny from screwing the future first. Author RT Swindoll presents Gin & Cologne: ...a big, binge-able comedy adventure in three acts ...a technological farce, driven by relatable characters (and their neuroses) ...a cheeky space opera, dripping with heart, and accessible to adult readers of all stripes Is serial entrepreneur Ronal Cologne a thinly veiled metaphor for another space tech billionaire? You decide. Meet Argyle the Barbot, an AI disaster-artist just self-aware enough to know when to drug you, pop a switchblade, or kick your nihilism about the future in the cajones. Flavor notes: hints of disaster capitalism, salty sardonic bite, silly romantic body, unabashed aftertaste of hope. Sip or toss down—sits well, either way. About RT Swindoll: Wonder for the Modern Mind. Anxious are the wonder-starved. So many wonders cross vast distances to touch our lives, only to fall unseen and unheard, and we moderns are restless in the absence. I write to pierce the veils that shroud our senses and reveal the wonder in our midst. Come settle into a story of cosmic significance.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 524 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 1877
Category : Temperance
ISBN : UOM:39015071646371

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One Thousand Temperance Anecdotes, Jokes, Riddles, Puns, and Smart Sayings, Suitable for Speakers, Readings and Recitations by Anonim Pdf

Author : Deana Gunn,Wona Miniati
Publisher : Brown Bag Pub
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2013-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1938706137

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Lunchbox Jokes by Deana Gunn,Wona Miniati Pdf

Tear-out jokes to put inside a child's lunchbox.

Author : Frankie Rubinstein
Publisher : Springer
Page : 394 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 1989-12-11
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9781349204526

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A Dictionary of Shakespeare’s Sexual Puns and Their Significance by Frankie Rubinstein Pdf

'...Rubinstein is far from innocent and comes to our aid with a lot of learning...and is quite right to urge that not to appreciate the sexiness of Shakespeare's language impoverishes our own understanding of him. For one thing, it was a strong element in his appeal to Elizabethans, who were much less woolly-mouthed and smooth-tongued than we are. For another, it has constituted a salty preservative for his work, among those who can appreciate it...an enlightening book.' A.L.Rowse, The Standard.

Author : Debra Aarons
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2012-02-27
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9781136709319

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Jokes and the Linguistic Mind by Debra Aarons Pdf

Through the lens of cognitive science, Jokes and the Linguistic Mind investigates jokes that play on some aspect of the structure and function of language. In so doing, Debra Aarons shows that these 'linguistic jokes' can evoke our tacit knowledge of the language we use. Analyzing hilarious examples from movies, plays and books, Jokes and the Linguistic Mind demonstrates that tacit linguistic knowledge must become conscious for linguistic jokes to be understood. The book examines jokes that exploit pragmatic, semantic, morphological, phonological and semantic features of language, as well as jokes that use more than one language and jokes that are about language itself. Additionally, the text explores the relationship between cryptic crossword clues and linguistic jokes in order to demonstrate the difference between tacit knowledge of language and rules of language use that are articulated for a particular purpose. With its use of jokes as data and its highly accessible explanations of complex linguistic concepts, this book is an engaging supplementary text for introductory courses in linguistics, psycholinguistics and cognitive science. It will also be of interest to scholars in translation studies, applied linguistics and philosophy of language.

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 199 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2020-08-20
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780241427309

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What's Black and White and Red All Over? by Gyles Brandreth Pdf

Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2018-10-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781788401197

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Dad Jokes by Dad Says Jokes Pdf

From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

Author : Teo Zirinis
Publisher : Dog n Bone
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1912983044

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Let the Pun Shine by Teo Zirinis Pdf

Pun lovers rejoice! It’s punny business as usual with this collection of over 50 ROFL-worthy bon mots, double entendres, and wordplay. People love puns—when they’re bad they’re good and when they’re good they’re outstanding! Here, hip young punslinger Teo Zirinis, the man behind the out of pun-trol social media sensation HandsOffMyDinosaur!, presents an awesome collection of laugh-out-loud wordplay. With over 50 wonderfully random doodles, you will find some of Teo’s most popular puns alongside hilarious new illustrations. Take the dandelion, for example, who’s quite literally had his mind blown, or the succulents saying “Aloe” to each other. All are guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any pun-noisseur.

Author : Dan Signer
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1452174423

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More Lunch Lines by Dan Signer Pdf

A fresh helping of laugh-out-loud jokes from the creator of Lunch Lines! What is a sheep's favorite karate move? A lamb chop! Parents can turn lunchtime into a real treat with a joke from More Lunch Lines every day! Packed with enough jokes for a whole school year and accompanied by hilarious illustrations, this clever book serves up a fresh helping of sidesplitting jokes and riddles on topics kids love, like animals, space, and sports. Just tear out a joke and drop it in a lunch for a school year of smiles—perfect for busy parents and hectic mornings! • A perfect back-to-school gift for busy parents • Enough hilarious jokes for an entire school year! • Dan Singer is a comedy writer who has written for the TV shows A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. Joke loving kids who love Lunchbox Notes and Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids will laugh it up for More Lunch Lines. • Joke books for kids age 5 and up • Kids lunch notes jokes • Lunch box notes Dan Signer is a comedy writer who has written for TV shows including A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two sons.

Author : Philip Marchand
Publisher : MIT Press
Page : 348 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0262631865

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Marshall McLuhan by Philip Marchand Pdf

A new look at the man who gave us ideas "the medium is the message" and "global village".

Author : Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon
Publisher : Rockridge Press
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1641526556

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A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes by Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon Pdf

A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, "Dad, can you please just use a sponge?" Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan--and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (a.k.a. "Dude Dad") offer enough of their top-quality, best-worst puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes: So bad, they're good--Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they're awful. That's what makes them awesome. Keep 'em coming--Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors... Family friendly--These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all--the good, the dad, and the ugly. Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes!