The Bad Driver S Handbook

Author : Hank Roll
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 138 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2013-10-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781491710814

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The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS 10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill. 9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids. 8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars. 7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs. 6 Their WANTED posters are autographed. 5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic. 4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers. 3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel. 2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper. 1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking while driving.

Author : Zack Arnstein,Larry Arnstein
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1595800042

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The Bad Driver's Handbook by Zack Arnstein,Larry Arnstein Pdf

The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You debunks the myths of the "good" and "bad" driver by describing in detail the liberating truths about driving that have long been suppressed. Novice and experienced drivers--along with those who are bewildered by the utopian fantasies about driving found in the typical DMV handbook--will find all of their questions answered by authors Larry and Zack Arnstein, who offer comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving techniques as: Bribes, Threats and Other Secrets to Getting Your License Intimidating Pedestrians Making Your Car Louder Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise? Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? Sleeping at the Wheel (Do's & Don'ts) Motorcycles: Faster, Cooler, Safer! Driving When You Can No Longer See

Author : Zack Arnstein,Larry Arnstein
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2007-01-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1598682148

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The Bad Driver's Handbook by Zack Arnstein,Larry Arnstein Pdf

Discover the liberating truths about driving! Novice and experienced drivers alike will enjoy the comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving habits as: Intimidating Pedestrians; Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise?; and Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? From The Bad Driver's Handbook by Zack Arnstein and Larry Arnstein, first published in book format by Santa Monica Press L.L.C.

Author : Len Dodykavis
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 41 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2018-11-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1731025726

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New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into by Len Dodykavis Pdf

Updated and revised for 2019! Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them. In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as: What is a car? What are those round things at the bottom Where does it belong? In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list. Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are: People Other cars Trees Houses Icebergs Mountains Creepy Garden Gnomes And many more! Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 159 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2017
Category : Bus drivers
ISBN : 1460687426

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The Official MTO Bus Handbook by Anonim Pdf

Author : RedTapeDoc
Publisher : RedTapeDoc
Page : 17 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2024-05-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Drivers Handbook by RedTapeDoc Pdf

Author : Jonathan Catherman
Publisher : Revell
Page : 345 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2014-04-15
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781441234575

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The Manual to Manhood by Jonathan Catherman Pdf

There's a lot a guy needs to know as he grows up and makes his way in the world. And a lot of it, he wouldn't necessarily want to have to ask about because then, well, people would know he didn't know what he was doing! For all the guys out there who want to have it all together, Jonathan Catherman offers this collection of one hundred step-by-step instructions on almost everything a guy needs to know, including how to · wear cologne correctly · manage a credit card · talk to a girl · plan a date · write a résumé · ask for a reference · clean a bathroom · throw a football · change a tire · behave during a traffic stop · fold a shirt · tie a tie · grill a steak · clear a sink drain · find a stud in a wall In fact, if it's in here, it's an important skill or character trait practiced by capable and confident men. With great illustrations and a supporting website, this all-in-one reference tool for young men in the making is the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, or any occasion.

Author : Wreck- It- Winston
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2023-04-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798392007141

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New Driver's Guide by Wreck- It- Winston Pdf

This side-splittingly funny and indispensable guide takes you on an uproarious journey through the ins and outs of driving. With relatable anecdotes and witty commentary, this book is your co-pilot to help you conquer your fears, avoid common mistakes, and tackle the road with confidence. Author and self-proclaimed "World's Worst Driver" Wreck-it-Winston shares hilarious experiences behind the wheel, from epic parallel parking fails to unforgettable encounters with road-rage warriors. With a witty and light-hearted approach, you will learn invaluable lessons in road safety, vehicle maintenance, and how to remain cool under pressure. Inside this entertaining handbook, you'll discover: Comical insights into the secret lives of driving instructors Hysterical tips for navigating rush hour traffic and road trips Humorous advice on dealing with backseat drivers and overeager passengers Unforgettable stories of near-misses, automotive blunders, and epic driving fails Practical guidance on car maintenance and emergency preparedness Whether you're a new driver or a seasoned pro with a penchant for bumper cars, the "New Driver's Guide: A Hilarious Handbook for New (and Bad!) Drivers" is your ticket to enjoying the road with a smile on your face. Get ready to rev up your engine and unleash your inner speed demon (safely, of course) as you cruise through this laugh-out-loud guide to becoming the best driver you can be.

Author : ICBC
Publisher : ICBC
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2024-05-04
Category : Study Aids
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Learn to Drive Smart by ICBC Pdf

Whether you are new to British Columbia, taking a re-examination, or brushing up on your driving skills, the Learn to Drive Smart guide gives you the basic information to help you drive safely. The guide will also help you prepare for the knowledge test, and Class 7 and Class 5 road tests. * Google Play may require a credit card to activate your account. ICBC does not collect your credit card information and the driving guides are free. Please see Google Play Terms of Service for more information.

Author : Top Gear Motoringists' Association,Richard Porter
Publisher : Ebury Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1849901538

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Top Gear Drivers' Handbook by Top Gear Motoringists' Association,Richard Porter Pdf

Offering a tongue-in-cheek alternative to the traditional motorists’ manual, the Top Gear Drivers’ Handbook is a wonderfully retro hardback that attempts to act as a one-stop guide to all aspects of driving. Packed with witty illustrations and trademark humour from the team behind the most successful car-based TV show of all time, this superbly presented book will make for an ideal gift for any fans of Clarkson, Hammond and May or those who are tickled by delightfully irreverent humour!

Author : Naresh Raghvan
Publisher : Notion Press
Page : 226 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2017-06-21
Category : Transportation
ISBN : 9781947202245

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TopDriver Car & Bike driving handbook by Naresh Raghvan Pdf

Ever wondered if there is a way to drive on our Indian roads without getting into an accident? The good news is it’s possible! Most people think that there are too many bad drivers out there, so even if you follow the rules others may involve you in an accident. The truth is that by following rules, learning advanced driving techniques and defensive driving techniques you can ensure a lifetime of safe driving. There are thousands of people who do this all over the country. By picking up tips from this driving handbook you can also learn to drive efficiently and safely like the pros. Good driving techniques can be learnt by anyone who has an open mind. Good driving is science, not chance. Driving is something you will be doing most of your lifetime. So, give yourself the gift of safe driving with this book.

Author : Don Gates
Publisher : UK Driving Skills
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2021-05-22
Category : Transportation
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Learning to Drive by Don Gates Pdf

The Learner Driver's Manual - Updated for all the new Highway Code rules. Learning to Drive? You need The Learner Driver’s Manual - The essential guide for all learner drivers. Gain confidence and ace your driving test with this comprehensive guide packed full of useful information for the new driver. In this book, you will find: · A step-by-step guide to help you pass your driving test with flying colours · Important information to ensure you are fully prepared before getting behind the wheel · Tips and techniques to improve your driving skills and confidence · Clear diagrams to help explain tricky situations · Lessons on motorway driving for real-world experience The Learner Driver's Manual is a comprehensive guide to help you not only gain your driving licence; but to serve as a handy reference to help keep you safe and on the right side of the law throughout your driving career. Using this book you can: · Become a better and more confident driver with tips on developing skills and improving planning and anticipation · Learn with a friend or relative, or use it to reinforce and revise lessons from your driving instructor Whichever way you use it, it will help you to become much more than a learner driver. © UK Driving Skills – All Rights Reserved www.UKDrivingSkills

Author : Bruce Bueno de Mesquita,Alastair Smith
Publisher : PublicAffairs
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2011-09-27
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9781610390453

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The Dictator's Handbook by Bruce Bueno de Mesquita,Alastair Smith Pdf

A groundbreaking new theory of the real rules of politics: leaders do whatever keeps them in power, regardless of the national interest. As featured on the viral video Rules for Rulers, which has been viewed over 3 million times. Bruce Bueno de Mesquita and Alastair Smith's canonical book on political science turned conventional wisdom on its head. They started from a single assertion: Leaders do whatever keeps them in power. They don't care about the "national interest"-or even their subjects-unless they have to. This clever and accessible book shows that democracy is essentially just a convenient fiction. Governments do not differ in kind but only in the number of essential supporters, or backs that need scratching. The size of this group determines almost everything about politics: what leaders can get away with, and the quality of life or misery under them. The picture the authors paint is not pretty. But it just may be the truth, which is a good starting point for anyone seeking to improve human governance.

Author : Lucia Berlin
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Page : 432 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2015-08-18
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780374712860

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A Manual for Cleaning Women by Lucia Berlin Pdf

"I have always had faith that the best writers will rise to the top, like cream, sooner or later, and will become exactly as well-known as they should be-their work talked about, quoted, taught, performed, filmed, set to music, anthologized. Perhaps, with the present collection, Lucia Berlin will begin to gain the attention she deserves." -Lydia Davis A MANUAL FOR CLEANING WOMEN compiles the best work of the legendary short-story writer Lucia Berlin. With the grit of Raymond Carver, the humor of Grace Paley, and a blend of wit and melancholy all her own, Berlin crafts miracles from the everyday, uncovering moments of grace in the Laundromats and halfway houses of the American Southwest, in the homes of the Bay Area upper class, among switchboard operators and struggling mothers, hitchhikers and bad Christians. Readers will revel in this remarkable collection from a master of the form and wonder how they'd ever overlooked her in the first place.

Author : Philip Coyne,Police Foundation,Penny Mares
Publisher : Stationery Office/Tso
Page : 294 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Education
ISBN : 0117081876

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Roadcraft by Philip Coyne,Police Foundation,Penny Mares Pdf

Roadcraft is the official Police Driver's Handbook, approved by the Association of Chief Police Officers, and is used by the police service to train police drivers, but it is useful for any driver wishing to improve their skills and safety to a more advanced level. Roadcraft aims to help people become better drivers by increasing awareness of all factors that affect driving, such as the capability of the driver, characteristics of the vehicle, and road and traffic conditions. This new edition has been prepared in close consultation with a working group of senior police driving instructors and other police and civilian advance driver training experts. It has been updated to reflect recent changes in the legislative framework surrounding driving and emergency response driving and new methodologies in teaching safe driving. It now also incorporates information on automotive engineering advances such as ABS and SatNav devices and their effect on driving. A new chapter has been added to teach drivers the physical and psychological aspects of driving and how to develop mental skills to become a better driver.