The Doctor S Book Of Humorous Quotations

Author : Connie Robertson
Publisher : Wordsworth Editions
Page : 404 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1853267597

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Book of Humorous Quotations by Connie Robertson Pdf

From Oscar Wilde's witty observation in Lady Windermere's Fan that 'I can resist everything except temptation', to Zsa Zsa Gabor's admission that 'I know nothing about sex, because I was always married', and by way of Woody Allen's numerous bon mots to the anonymous definition of psychiatry as being 'the care of the id by the odd', Connie Robertson has woven together a hilarious, stimulating and thought-provoking collection of the best humorous quotations which will provide the reader with much to ponder over long after the book has been put aside.The Wordsworth Book of Humorous Quotations will delight the browser and the simply curious while also providing the student, journalist and after-dinner speaker with a wealth of valuable material.

Author : Howard J. Bennett
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 308 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2001
Category : Humor
ISBN : UOM:39015050003808

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The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations by Howard J. Bennett Pdf

This entertaining book presents hundreds of humorous jokes, quotations, and one-liners compiled from a variety of sources (medical literature, books, magazines, the internet, movies, television, remarks made at conferences or rounds, lectures, comic routines). The text is organized alphabetically allowing readers to browse through the book randomly, or focus on particular topics of interest. Sample subject headings include Academia, Aphorisms, Atrophy, Bedside Manner, Beepers, Case Reports, Chicken Soup, Dieting, Epitaphs, Fatigue, Health Food, Insanity, Jogging, Lab Tests, Lawyers, Middle Age, Motherhood, Night Calls, Obesity, Phobias, Quacks, Retirement, Snoring, Teenagers, Turfing, Ulcers, Vacations, Wellness, Zoonoses. There is cross-referencing throughout the book for easy location of additional topics of interest. Offers nuggets of wisdom within humorous one-liners Provides a quick laugh or pick-me-up at the end of a busy day Helps promote better communication among colleagues, students, and patients Material in this book can be used during lectures and hospital rounds, conferences, with office staff, and by speakers who need funny lines to spice up their presentations to medical professionals

Author : Rosemarie Riechel
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 1999-12
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 1585006203

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Doctors and Company by Rosemarie Riechel Pdf

This book is simply an amazingly funny collection of jokes witty sayings and hilarious lists of expressions. Over 50,000 jokes were reviewed by top comediennes, and the best of the best were included in this publication. Laughter extends your life; it is absolutely a mood changer, an escape, a beautiful way to enhance a conversation - a speech - a family get together. A good joke is the best way to communicate and relax conversation. Products are sold thru humor. Politicians sell themselves through various types of humor that makes them seem human or a good guy with compassion. Successful people understand humor as part of the achievement formula. A super positive attitude and humor go hand in hand. People with humor have enormous self-assurance and enhanced confidence. Medical doctors and the annals of medical journals say laughter even enhances the immune system and lifespan. Here's to health, happiness and the time to enjoy it. Now sit back, don't relax your expectations and be prepared to laugh hysterically 1,000 times, that's 3 cents per laughter.

Author : Robert B. Taylor
Publisher : Springer
Page : 328 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2016-04-18
Category : Medical
ISBN : 9783319290553

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White Coat Tales by Robert B. Taylor Pdf

This new edition of White Coat Tales presents intriguing stories that give historical context to what we do in medicine today—the body’s “holy bone” and how it got its name, a surprising reason why gout seemed to be so prevalent several centuries ago, and the therapeutic misadventure that shortened the life of Eleanor Roosevelt. In addition to many new tales, this revised edition contains 128 illustrations, such as images of Baron von Münchhausen aloft with cannonballs and Vincent van Gogh’s portrait of his doctor showing a clue to the painter’s health. Read about legendary medical innovators, diseases that changed history, illnesses of famous persons, and some epic blunders of physicians and scientists. The author is Robert B. Taylor, MD, Emeritus Professor, Oregon Health & Science University School of Medicine, and Professor, Eastern Virginia Medical School. Dr. Taylor is the author and editor of more than 33 medical books. To see Dr. Taylor lecture on the history of medicine, go here: https://youtu.be/Zx4yaUyaPRA

Author : Peter McDonald
Publisher : Oxford Medical Publications
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 0198565984

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Oxford Dictionary of Medical Quotations by Peter McDonald Pdf

'. . . absolutely fascinating... It is impossible to open this book at any page without finding something that will interest or entertain you... The rich and famous are certainly well represented in compilation and quite rightly so. Then there are real gems, including those from the most unlikely sources... This book is a little treasure.' -The Bulletin of the Royal College of Pathologists, 128'It's no laughing matter going to the doctor but at least this collection of cracking quotes can make the visit more bearable.' -Northern Echo'If you wish to pepper a presentation or if you enjoy writing... then you will find much in this volume to quote. I haven't counted them in detail, but I estimate there are in excess of 1500 quotations arranged in two ways: by author and by subject. This makes it very easy to locate a particular quotation, and as the title indicates they are all concerned in one way or another with various aspects of medicine... This is an excellent book to have beside you when writing an article or preparing a lecture. The selection is scholarly and the presentation excellent.' -Dr Alan EmeryThe Oxford Dictionary of Medical Quotations presents a wonderfully entertaining and eclectic range of quotations covering all aspects of medicine through the ages. It couples profound statements from famous scientists with witty one-liners from the likes of Woody Allen and Spike Milligan. Packed with hundreds of quotations, it is a book that anyone in the medical profession, or with an interest in health, will find an invaluable source of reference and considerable entertainment.Readership: Doctors in all areas of medicine. General readership

Author : All Things Journal
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2019-07-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1080117776

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The Funny Things Doctors Say by All Things Journal Pdf

The Funny Things Doctors Say This handy size journal has given you plenty of room to write down all the funny, amusing or moving quotes and sayings that you will love to record and remember your Doctors by. This beautifully made and bound notebook has a unique and amusing design with a blank page in-between to stop any ink bleed or impression damage. This also gives you extra room for your own comments, thoughts and memories. Product Description: 6"x.9" 112 pages Uniquely designed cover High quality, white paper Matte cover Check out our other great notebooks and journals, by clicking on the "Author Name" link just below the title of this journal. Other Ideas On Who Would Love This Notebook Best Friends Gift Anniversary Gift Wedding Gift Graduation Gift End of School Year Gift Ideal for Doctors Week Gift Thank You Doctors Gift Doctors Appreciation Gift Scroll up and Look Inside and then Click BUY NOW to get this great Notebook TODAY

Author : Andrews McMeel Publishing Staff
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2005-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0740751573

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Doctors by Andrews McMeel Publishing Staff Pdf

A favorite for seven years, this calendar has proven that not only is laughter the best medicine, but medicine is the best laughter. The Doctors: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes Calendar turns the tables and examines doctors to expose the wacky, wild world of medicine. Not just typical doctor jokes, one-liners, and stories, this calendar also includes "Dumb Ways to Die," David Letterman's Top Ten Lists like Top Ten Ways to Enjoy Monkeypox, quotes from medical TV shows and movies, and actual chart bloopers sent in by readers. These small doses of laughter can provide a pick-me-up at the start of a busy day for the more than 700,000 doctors in the United States or a shot of perspective for the 20,000 students who enter medical school each year.

Author : Malcolm Kushner
Publisher : Little Quote Books
Page : 72 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2011-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780983918202

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The Little Book of Humorous Quotes by Malcolm Kushner Pdf

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers
Page : 343 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2024-05-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781496488459

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Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings by Bob Phillips Pdf

More than 350,000 sold! From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings is a classic collection of over 3,800 entries offering wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living, like: "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." --Robert F. Kennedy "Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health." --Carl Jung "When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn't doing the same thing." This book is equal parts clever and words to live by. Give the gift of humor or use as a great coffee table book!

Author : All Things Journal
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2019-07-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1080116265

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The Funny Things Doctors Say by All Things Journal Pdf

The Funny Things Doctors Say This handy size journal has given you plenty of room to write down all the funny, amusing or moving quotes and sayings that you will love to record and remember your Doctors by. This beautifully made and bound notebook has a unique and amusing design with a blank page in-between to stop any ink bleed or impression damage. This also gives you extra room for your own comments, thoughts and memories. Product Description: 6"x.9" 112 pages Uniquely designed cover High quality, white paper Matte cover Check out our other great notebooks and journals, by clicking on the "Author Name" link just below the title of this journal. Other Ideas On Who Would Love This Notebook Best Friends Gift Anniversary Gift Wedding Gift Graduation Gift End of School Year Gift Ideal for Nurse Week Gift Thank You Nurse Gift Nurse Appreciation Gift Scroll up and Look Inside and then Click BUY NOW to get this great Notebook TODAY

Author : A. K. Adams
Publisher : Weidenfeld & Nicolson
Page : 456 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 1969
Category : Humor
ISBN : IND:30000041593058

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Cassell's Book of Humorous Quotations by A. K. Adams Pdf

A documented record of humor from ancient times to the present.

Author : All Things Journal
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2019-07-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1080117016

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The Funny Things Doctors Say by All Things Journal Pdf

The Funny Things Doctors Say This handy size journal has given you plenty of room to write down all the funny, amusing or moving quotes and sayings that you will love to record and remember your Doctors by. This beautifully made and bound notebook has a unique and amusing design with a blank page in-between to stop any ink bleed or impression damage. This also gives you extra room for your own comments, thoughts and memories. Product Description: 6"x.9" 112 pages Uniquely designed cover High quality, white paper Matte cover Check out our other great notebooks and journals, by clicking on the "Author Name" link just below the title of this journal. Other Ideas On Who Would Love This Notebook Best Friends Gift Anniversary Gift Wedding Gift Graduation Gift End of School Year Gift Ideal for Nurse Week Gift Thank You Nurse Gift Doctor Appreciation Gift Scroll up and Look Inside and then Click BUY NOW to get this great Notebook TODAY

Author : Wj Journals
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2019-07-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 108318895X

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Quotable Things My Patients Said by Wj Journals Pdf

This fun notebook has space for writing down the hilarious, insulting and sometimes very wise words of patients, heard in hospital or the doctor's office. And it doubles up as a journal or notebook, with space for the owner to write his or her thoughts and reflections, reminders or to do lists. Fun glossy cover Handy size for bag or briefcase (6 x 9") Lined pages with boxes for the quotations and your thoughts about them Additional lined pages for your notes or journal reflections A lovely thank you gift for the special medical professionals who looked after you or a friend or relative, or for a family medic. Also great for a graduation present for a doctor ornurse. This book is a fact, a practical, affordable gift for anyone who works with patients or in a care home. Great way to remember special patients and the ones who made your laugh.

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Page : 292 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1414300549

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Phillips' Treasury of Humorous Quotations by Bob Phillips Pdf

Phillips' Treasury of Humorous Quotations is a catalog of more than 1,700 famous (and not so famous) sayings on life. This book is designed to be a ready reference for seminar and sermon preparation, and it's just plain entertaining. Inside you'll find entirely new material. Bob draws from a variety of resources throughout history that are sure to give writers, educators, ministers, and public speakers the perfect quote for their speech or paper.

Author : Ned Sherrin
Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
Page : 574 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2008-09-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780199237166

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Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations by Ned Sherrin Pdf

This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview