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Fergus is different to other dragons. But when people make fun of him, he has an ear-splitting, eye-watering, toe-curling, stink-making response. He farts! When a cheeky knight in a fire-proof suit steals a precious dragon egg, the other dragons are at a loss. It's left to Fergus to get the egg back from the thieving knight. A rhyming story that celebrates difference in an entertaining way, Fergus the Farting Dragon is set to delight adults and children.
Frank is a friendly dragon, but he has a problem. Wherever Frank goes and whatever Frank is doing, he farts. Frank does not fart little tiny farts; he farts big, stinky dragon size farts. Because of his farting, his friends are reluctant to play with him, but they do find it funny when he farts. Frank's friend Oliver has a similar problem, only instead of farting, he sneezes fire. When Oliver gets a cold, he coughed out fire, setting the whole forest on fire. What Frank can do to save the forest ?
Fall in love with Edgar, a giant, friendly dragon with an enormous appetite for fun. With his ornery nature and adventuresome attitude, Edgar creates a day Dominic and Nan will never forget. Come join us as he takes them on a DRAGON-sized adventure filled with riding atop his giant back. Just don't squeeze or tickle him too hard because he may let out a fireball of farts! Shoveling buckets of ice cream into his cavernous mouth of jagged teeth will make him smile. Read about the campfire S'mores and loads of absolute joy and laughter smothered with lots of love. Dominic learns that adventures can be taken any time you use the imagination that lives in your heart. And, most importantly, you're never ever too old to use it!
If there's one good way to a dragon's heart, it is to let loose one ginormous, fiery fart. It needs to have a scent that smells a bit like smelly feet. With a little bit of mean in it, causing some heat. Join Dylan on his journey of life. A rhyming social story about being different & friendship for ages 3 to 8. Move over Dr. Seuss, Mary Lee Kendal is in town. During Mary's years as a teacher, she found the best way to teach was to be "entertaining without being entertainment." She saw how children and teens are extremely creative if you just give them a chance. Kids learn in many different ways. Some learn through reading, playing, singing, dancing, rhyming, or even drawing. They learn visually, and by writing poetry. They love to creatively express themselves and her classroom was one place they could do that. So how did she come up with fun Dr. Seuss type rhyming books? As a kid, she loved to rhyme. She was always encouraged to write, read, rhyme, play, act, sing, dance, and be as creative as possible by her parents. She feels her books bring in many of her favorite ways to learn. Her social stories are meant to be read aloud between adults and child bringing the bond between each other even closer. All of Mary's social stories are meant to educate in an entertaining way. "If I can help one child feel a little bit better about who they are; build self-confidence, increase self-esteem, help them understand that differences are a good thing, overcome shyness, anxiety, and help them realize they are not alone, then I have done what I have set out to do." Embrace Your Differences! MaryLeeKendal.com
Stella, the Fire Farting Dragon by J. Aday Kennedy Pdf
Stella's nerves threaten her chances of winning the contest, but she marshals her nerves and does her best. A lesson of perseverance wrapped in a humorous bite makes the most reluctant readers gobble up this story. They'll giggle themselves silly as Stella Dragon performs her flying act and farts fire. Suggested age range for readers: 4-11
The Clever Prince and the Farting Dragon by Newton E White,Tbd Pdf
When a Dragon has a love for baked beans then there is a danger for the whole kingdom, especially when he develops a farting problem! After all, it's not nice when a beautiful place starts to smell so bad! Who and how will anyone save the day before the poor people of the land start to suffer too much from the horrendous smell and leave? Have fun with this rhyming fart-driven tale. This story includes many farts and frequent fun! If you want a book for your young child who loves adventure, Dragons, and does enjoy a good fart or flatulence story then this book is for you. Brought to you by the brilliant creative mind of Newton E. White who went back in time to study some Dragons in real life when researching this book!
Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese by Aaron Reynolds Pdf
“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese is the fourth book in a hilarious Dungeons & Dragons inspired series by New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds. They've destroyed an evil creature with stink gas, collected barf from a truly hideous monster, and dug through a dragon's dookie for magical treasure. Now, Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock are facing their scariest challenge yet—an angry mom! The Great and Powerful Kevin has promised Pan, who lost her mother when she was a baby, that she could see her mom one last time. But instead, shes sees a distorted spirit of her mother, transformed into an evil creature bent on revenge against those who caused her death. Meanwhile, some new information comes to light, and Fart and friends head out on a rescue mission. Deep within the goblin caves, they search for evidence of their long lost masters, facing goblins, fire rats, floor fiends, and a troll with some seriously disgusting toenails along the way. In this epic addition to the Fart Quest series, our adventurers discover that a true hero is not measured in the sum of their mistakes—but in the difference they make in spite of them.
Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
BONUS - Includes FREE "Dragon Farts" Audiobook Inside!That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my fart-tastic new book, "Dragon Farts: Fire in the Hole!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Join the Knights of the Round Butthole On Their Epic Quest!When the mysterious sickly wizard Hurlin vomits his way into Milo's life, Milo suddenly finds himself transported back to the Middle Ages, where loyal knights never take baths, burping is a compliment, and dragons fart flames of fear! In this strange new world, Milo must use all of his grossest skills to slay the Dragon of Arm's Pit, and save the land of Smellsalot!You and your kids will be in stiches with laughter as Milo and the Knights of the Round Butthole: * Compete in a loogie-spitting competition...FOR THEIR LIVES!* Discover the cursed "Sword of Losers" Excalipoor!* Match wits with the world's smartest 3-headed troll!* Enter a hot-fart duel to the death with the deadly Dragon...AND MORE!!With 21 goofy comic book illustrations and pages and pages of fun farting goodness, "Dragon Farts" is the Holy Grail of laughs! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." Lisa D."Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" Tom Foster"This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparker Grab your copy of "Dragon Farts" at this special price now, and download the FREE AUDIOBOOK (included inside).
The first in a fabulously funny and hugely commercial series about a dragon who has lost his flame – but may just find fire elsewhere . . . Perfect for fans of The DInosaur That Pooped series. Sir Wayne’s dragon has lost his flame. Are his teeth TOO clean? Is his tongue TOO pink? Perhaps his diet is to blame. Not to worry – Sir Wayne has a meal plan of EPIC proportions, including a big lump of lava, one burning bush, some sparklers and fireworks – the ones that go ‘WHOOOOSH’. Oh, and one VERY mouldy old piece of cheese – almost as green as the snot from a sneeze . . . What could possibly go wrong?! A hilarious and dynamic character-driven picture book, with a truly explosive ending! From the hugely exciting new picture book talent, Beach.
What happens when a sheepish knight and a not-so-fierce dragon fight for the very first time? Well, it's no ordinary battle since the knight has to go to the castle library to learn about dragon-fighting and the dragon must dig through his ancestor's things to find out how to fight a knight! "Spontaneity of line and feeling are backed by zesty colors and a jovial, tongue-in-cheek tone to which children can relate—a top springtime choice." —Booklist "There's a swirl of good-humored life to the book." —The New York Times Book Review
Once Upon a Time...There was a village up in the mountains on the edge of the world.People once thought that the Earth was flat, so as far as the villagers thought, they lived on the edge of the world.Among the villagers there lived a boy whose existence didn't matter as much to the other villagers.
