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Author : Arthur Nersesian
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 1999-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780671027636
Doesn't the title say it all? After a series of set-backs, an unnamed slacker pretends to be gay to get a job which launches him on a darkly hilarious odyssey through New York City grit.
Author : Armand Cook
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2018-12-03
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1790627524
In a interconnected world- there are so many facets to the inner world of the multitude of humans each of us will have to come in contact with during our life time. Instead of trying to be accepted and or trying to persuade or convince others why you should be loved- one should know x understand their self worth. Having self love x self confidence- coming to terms that not everyone will love nor accept you. Though that is more than fine- for there are many that will cherish you for that which you are and that which to are morphing to become. A piece written on and about the human condition [Anthropology x Psychology]- that which one may face or do and how to have peace in the mist of it all or personal acknowledgment- that said individual can up root. Knowing that they a capable of doing all which they desire- while honoring the life x rights of all and a reminder or telling that they have a choice in all facets of life-[Health, Wealth, Love, Happiness] internal and out. A reflection- an acknowledgment that no life isn't a fairytale yet that one's life x the life of humanity can be made better- yet it starts one person at a time x in daily civil human to human interaction. -Armand Cook
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2011-06-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453271025
The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Author : Darren G. Burton
Publisher : Darren G. Burton
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2023-05-02
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
This is a novelty book that takes a humorous look at what drives men nuts when it comes to women and what they say to men. Chauvinistic?..........Probably! Controversial?..........Yes! True?..........You be the judge!
Author : Marcy Roznick
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2011-10-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781466801516
Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point...while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.
Author : Elizabeth McDougall
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2020-06-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798654143020
A must-have for every friend of colors, curses and swear words. "Shut the fuck up" is a coloring book with swear words and the perfect way to leave your everyday problems behind you when everything sucks. You have snappy humor and like to curse, then the painting pictures are just right for you. Color the things you do not want to say and relax, promote your inner balance and mindfulness! 29 single-sided adult coloring pages 1 color test page. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include beautiful abstract and spiritual mandalas, animals, patterns and flowers. Each has its own insult or curse like "You are not pretty enough to be that stupid", "You're a prick" and "Are you actually that dumb or do you have to put in effort?" and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Enjoy this book that is fun to color and that also had irreverent adult humor.
Author : Michael B C Murray
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 460 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2016-02-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 099728949X
Who are we truly? Why are we here? Where are we going? How do we get there? What is the purpose of life? How do we end suffering in our lives now? The Answers to life! Author Michael Murray takes you through his REMARKABLE LIFE story in which he survived FOUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, along with enduring hundreds of frightening and uncontrolled out of body experiences, over many years. Then, in the fall of 2008, when he was in the depths of hell in his tormented personal life, the most amazing and MIRACULOUS events occurred, quite UNEXPECTEDLY, without SEEKING, and, without WARNING, Michael simply woke up. Massively important, significant, and potentially epoch-making - that is my own considered estimation of this claimed new historical and spiritual information with the profound teachings that follow in this extraordinary book. They call into question in a dramatic way I have never encountered before, many of the core spiritual practices, which over the past two millennia have greatly influenced and shaped the ancient and modern world. And perhaps most significantly, if widespread credence is given to these newly presented teachings - whether that is sooner or later - great positive changes in spiritual understanding and practice can potentially follow to unite all mankind and influence the ways of our whole world for the better. This book, in fact, makes it unmistakably clear that this is the key reason for the publication, which is to stimulate a new and destined process of enlightenment and spiritual awakening, not only for spiritual seekers but for people of each and every faith across the world. The timing of this information clearly enshrines Wake The Fuck Up! - Life Is But A Dream's core ambition; to alert the world that it is time to wake up! And this is to emphasise to all readers that the process of enlightenment is rooted ineluctably in love, forgiveness, compassion, unity and oneness - and the firm understanding that every human being is in true reality not a physical body but above all an eternal, divine being and equal always to all others whatever their race, gender or creed. As a foreign correspondent working for Reuters international news agency in Cold War Berlin and Eastern Europe, and later in the China of Mao Tse-tung and his violent Cultural Revolution, I spent my days and nights seeking out new slivers of truths to add to our world's ever-lengthening spiritual search for peace, love and reconciliation, and indeed that elusive state of enlightenment that so many have failed to reach. Wake The Fuck Up! I feel sure, provides vital new understandings we have never had before, it will continue to inspire and without realizing it, we may have already begun to witness the beginnings of a historical leap forward in the growth of a unified human spiritual awareness. It certainly looks like that to me. And I believe it is not an exaggeration to say that this latest addition to the growing list of inspiring publications, Wake The Fuck Up!, has in itself the inherent power to help accelerate the spiritual evolution and awakening of all mankind. And as I give way to Michael Murray first relating his own remarkable story, I will conclude by saying I trust that you, dear reader, may possibly be inspired too in some way or other, as I have very gladly been, by all the truly extraordinary writings which follow. Anthony Grey 21st January 2016 Anthony Grey is a former foreign correspondent with Reuter's international news agency in Eastern Europe and China, an international best-selling author of the historical novels Saigon, Peking and Tokyo Bay and the recent non-fiction memoir The Hostage Handbook. He also founded the Tagman Press publishing imprint in 1998.
Author : S Kincaid
Publisher : Makers Communications
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2015-02-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0692421068
Man the F**k Up is a bedtime story for those in the real world today, where a white knight of strength and power protecting and honoring his fair lady is indeed left for the fairy tales. Before any guy or gal starts to count sheep for the night, Man the F**k Up is sure to provide a laugh or two on how times have'a changed.
Author : Margaret MacLean
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 91 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2016-09-26
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781365424519
A graphic memoir about living with anxiety and depression and how art can be a therapeutic form of self-care.
Author : Mark Manson
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 197 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2016-09-13
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9780062457738
#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Author : Lauren Carpenter
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2018-09-28
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1724117424
*WARNING: Curse words imminent.*This little book is for anyone who wants to basically not fuck up their life. Learn from my failures. Do as I say not as I do, wait, I mean do not do what I say, oh crap I lost my train of thought. We're all screwed. I fucked it up again. I'm sorry, but not sorry in every way that doesn't matter. Anyways, I wrote this because I was having an existential crisis and this is what happened. You're welcome. I take donations. Read on...*Mature Content: Do not read if you're an idiot and find curse words offensive. Seriously there's a lot of them in here and I don't want to get sued by helicopter parents. Themes of suicide, self-harm, abuse, and depression are prevalent throughout. Bad language, cursing, and poor life choices abound. Read at your own risk. Not suitable for children or adults who act like children. Curse words are everywhere. Please don't let your kid read this and then try to come at me. I don't have time for that shit. Thank you.*
Author : Milton Dicus
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 60 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2014-12-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1505576032
Author : Maria Pennanen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2020-12-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798688876369
During the ICO boom, it seemed any startup - no matter how ridiculous the idea or inexperienced the team - could get funding. A few of these companies succeeded, but most were scams that served as cover for greedy, narcissistic founders who just wanted to get rich quick.In How to F*ck Up Your Startup: Learnings from ICOs, leadership failures and egocentric founders, angel investor Maria Pennanen recounts a harrowing experience working for one such ICO project. She attempts to overcome internal workplace drama, incompetent management, and an indecisive, conflict-avoidant CEO to help a startup succeed. Along the way, she learns many valuable lessons about herself, about trust, and about what it really takes to win in business.Through personal testimony and more formalised lessons, Maria shares her wisdom and presents vital information for anyone working in the fast-paced, ever-changing startup world.
Author : Arthur Nersesian
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 338 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2009-11-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781439184554
Arthur Nersesian's underground literary treasure is an unforgettable slice of gritty New York City life. This is the darkly hilarious odyssey of an anonymous slacker. He's a perennial couch-surfer, an aspiring writer searching for himself in spite of himself, and he's just trying to survive. But life has other things in store for the fuck-up. From being dumped by his girlfriend to getting fired for asking for a raise, from falling into a robbery to posing as a gay man to keep his job at a porno theater, the fuck-up's tragi-comedy is perfectly realized by Arthur Nersesian, who manages to create humor and suspense out of urban desperation. "Read it and howl," says Bruce Benderson (author of User), "and be glad it didn't happen to you."
Author : Jens Lapidus
Publisher : Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
Page : 512 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2013-06-18
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307908506
With the same raw energy and verve he displayed in Easy Money, Jens Lapidus delivers an electrifying tale of Stockholm's vicious underworld. Mahmud is fresh out of jail, but he's forced to work for a brutal mob boss to pay off his debts to a drug lord. Niklas, a mercenary and weapons expert with an appetite for vigilante justice, is back in Sweden and plans to keep a low profile. But the discovery of a murdered man in his mother's building severely threatens those plans. Thomas, the volatile detective on the case, finding his efforts suspiciously stymied and the evidence tampered with, goes off the grid in search of the truth. But as the paths of these three men intertwine and the identity of the murdered man is revealed, crimes and secrets bigger, deeper, and darker than a mere murder will come to light.