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Author : Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press Limited
Page : 49 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2024-05-02
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781787612792
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Author : Carl McInerney,Joe King
Publisher : Andersen Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Soccer
ISBN : 1849391114
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Author : Joe King
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2020-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1783449640
What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!
Author : Dave Bromage,Rhodri Crooks,Kay Woodward
Publisher : Puffin Books
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Soccer
ISBN : 0141321156
Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!
Author : Kevin Pettman
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2020
Category : Soccer
ISBN : 1713758717
Get ready to laugh your boots off with over 200 premier puns, goalie gags, and footy funnies about European football.
Author : Joe King
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2018-05-03
Category : Soccer
ISBN : 1783446722
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
Author : Egmont Publishing UK,Kevin Pettman
Publisher : Dean & Son
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2020-04-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1405298227
Author : Clive Gifford
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2014
Category : Soccer
ISBN : 0750293055
Have a laugh this World Cup with this fantastically funny collection of football jokes. With jokes galore, puns, one liners, visual gags and play on words, this book will have your friends, family and even pets laughing!
Author : Robby Timmson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2013-01-04
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1300537450
The Funniest Carolina Panthers Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in the Stadium or by Panthers fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Panthers
Author : Gary Rowley,Laura Rowley
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
Page : 202 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2013-03-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1482702797
They say it's a funny old game – well, it is now, anyway! This fabulously funny football joke book is a must have companion for all devotees of the beautiful game. With over 1000 mostly original gags, it's guaranteed to have you in stitches and choking on your half time cup of Bovril. Good, clean fun, it would be equally at home in the hands of kids or grandparents, while still providing ample ammunition to consign your mates down the pub to an early bath. All you need to do to become immersed in this maelstrom of madcap mayhem is find a quiet corner somewhere then slowly turn the page... Enjoy! The letterbox rattled and this eight foot length of six-by-four landed with a thump on the carpet. I shouted, the post has arrived, darling. I spotted Rio Ferdinand on his way home from the big game with a mannequin under his arm. I thought, whey hey, someone's sold him a dummy. Did you hear about the footballer who couldn't stop burping? It was a freak hic'. All this criticism of Rafa Benitez for playing a flat back four is bang out of order if you ask me. What else was he expected to do when his defence had just been run over by a steamroller? What did the manager of the Potato Growers' Association football team say during the half time team talk? It's all about Desiree... Sportsflash: Animal rights activists are camped outside Manchester United's training ground after it was announced Wayne Rooney has injured a calf. I've just turned down a dream move to Paris Saint Germain. I must have been in Seine. Rumour has it the manager of the TV aerial company football team resigned just before midnight. No doubt we'll get a better picture in the morning. We lost 1-0 to Battersea Dogs Home. Jack Russell got the winner. I saw this big, pink footballer, with yellow spots, and strands of hair combed carefully across his scalp. It was Blobby Charlton.
Author : Macmillan Children's Books,MATCH
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2016-04-21
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781509825011
Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea) Can you think of any more? Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.
Author : Jordan Walker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2012-11-24
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1300441003
The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the MetLife Stadium or by Giants fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Big Blue
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 203 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2020-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781645175032
Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
Author : Ronald Conway
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2012-12-25
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1300537493
The Funniest San Diego Chargers Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Broncos, Patriots, Raiders and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up in Qualcomm Stadium or by Chargers fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Chargers
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
