The Funniest Quotations To Brighten Every Day

Author : Bruce Miller,Bruce Miller J D,Team Golfwell
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 207 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2019-11-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1710441410

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The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day by Bruce Miller,Bruce Miller J D,Team Golfwell Pdf

"Thoughtful quotes. Sometimes funny, sometimes insightful, sometimes spot on." FIve Stars Amazon Verified Purchase "I bought this for my uncle whilst he is under lockdown. He loved it!" Five Stars Amazon Verified Purchase A joyous gift for anyone and if you like amusing and entertaining quotations, you'll love this book! A great book for laughs and inspiration. It's the perfect gift for family, friends, co-workers, clients, or anyone from #1 bestselling authors, Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller J.D., who bring you a timeless collection of some of the funniest and inspiring thoughts to brighten each day. You can pick up this book anytime for your own amusement and enjoyment or for an intriguing or funny quote each day, or assist your presentation, or speech, or make a family member or a friend happy, motivated, and inspired with the right words. This book is also an excellent source of intriguing and hilarious quotations for salespersons, businesspersons, sales managers, writers and speechwriters, students or anyone wanting to focus and deeply relate to people by striking the right chord at the right time. All quotes are arranged alphabetically and makes a great reference book when you need inspiration. A great gift for anyone when they simply need basic and good advice or motivation! They will love you for the laughs and inspiration it brings to them and to share with others. This book will keep you motivated, recharged and ready to deal with the world with new clarity, energy and focus each day! A very useful and joyous gift! See inside! Tags: Book of Quotations, best book of quotations, quote of the day, thoughts for the day, funny quotations, Quotations, funny sayings, wise quotations, intriguing quotations. Funny quotations, famous quotations, motivational quotations, daily quotations, humorous quotes, entertaining quotes, amusing quotes, timeless quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes, quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes

Author : Bruce Miller,Team Golfwell
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2022-07-02
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1991048076

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The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day by Bruce Miller,Team Golfwell Pdf

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 140 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2016-06-06
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1533635684

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The Funniest Quotes Book by M. Prefontaine Pdf

A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Author : I. C. Robledo
Publisher : I. C. Robledo
Page : 409 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2019-04-09
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : 9788832569711

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365 Quotes to Live Your Life By by I. C. Robledo Pdf

Great Quotes that Inspire, Motivate, and Lift You Up! The quotes in this book will help you to improve your life by focusing on 7 Key Thoughts – elaborated upon in the book, 7 Thoughts to Live Your Life By: A Guide to the Happy, Peaceful, & Meaningful Life. These 7 Thoughts encourage you to focus on what you can control, the positive, what you can do, what you have, the present moment, what you need, and what you can give. This is the key to finding happiness, peace, and meaning in your life. Thus, the quotes in this book are meant to help you master the 7 Thoughts and to help you live your best life. 365 Quotes to Live Your Life By will be more focused than other quote books, allowing you to keep your mind on what is most important, and helping you to produce real and long-lasting positive changes in your life. Internationally bestselling author I. C. Robledo has used the 365 Quotes and the 7 Thoughts they are based on to empower and transform his life, to keep focused on what truly matters, and to make sure he is always making progress. The 365 Quotes support the 7 Thoughts and serve as his daily inspirational dose to make the best of every day. As he believes these quotes have great potential to help us all, he is now sharing them with everyone that he possibly can. The 365 Quotes to Live Your Life By will help you to: - Be inspired to improve yourself - Attract positivity - Find happiness & enjoy life - Pursue your purpose - Achieve success - Boost your self-esteem - Make your dreams come true - Help friends and family to improve their lives This collection of Great Quotes comes from a diverse range of Great People – men and women from the East to the West, from ancient to modern times, from artists to philosophers to scientists to entrepreneurs and more. Some notable people quoted include: Elon Musk, Mahatma Gandhi, Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King, Jr., Nelson Mandela, Frida Kahlo, Dalai Lama XIV, Paulo Coelho, Marie Curie, Anne Frank, Oprah Winfrey, Bill Gates, Confucius, Rumi, & Mother Teresa. Absorb some of the most inspirational wisdom of all times with 365 Quotes to Live Your Life By. Pick up your copy today by scrolling to the top of the page and clicking BUY NOW. Editorial Reviews "This book been through some things, you know, financially, emotionally, physically, spiritually, all types of stuff. I've been down with the book, the book brought me back up, been back down, and brought me back up again." — Oliver James, TikTok Sensation and Motivational Speaker (@oliverspeaks1) whose story has been featured on ABC's Good Morning America, the Rachael Ray Show, and NPR. "I live for quotes and positive affirmations. This is a great collection of them for all different types of life situations." — Maria Howard, Writing Consultant, Amazon.com "This is a collection of thought-provoking inspirational quotes, and some of them come from surprising sources. If, like me, you're a sucker for a good quote, you'll enjoy this book." — Susan Flett Swiderski, reader, Amazon.com "It was as good as I thought it would be. Reading this book reminded me of my inner voice and what I need to listen to more. We need to hear the positive side instead of the negative side or we lose who we can truly be!!!" — Amazon Customer, reader, Amazon.co.uk "Magnificent: The quotes are amazing and relevant to our current society." — Onesmus A., reader, Kobo.com "Most powerful book ❤️" — Ezaz Ahamed, reader, Play.Google.com "Best book I ever read." — Sunilsonu Sunilsonu, reader, Play.Google.com

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 442 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2015-10-19
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1517675170

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The Big Book of Quotes by M. Prefontaine Pdf

The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.

Author : Stan Hardy
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2021-04-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 195541601X

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500 Funny Quotes for Women by Stan Hardy Pdf

Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn't need those in today's hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, "500 Funny Quotes for Women" could be a perfect choice!Here are what this book will offer you:500 funny quotes explicitly selected for womenA collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themesAn easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleaguesWisdom and inspiration while being amused

Author : Business Books Publishing
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2019-10-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1699843112

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Best Funny Quotes by Business Books Publishing Pdf

Over 500 of the best quotes in this collection of quotes Ideal for every occasion. Are you looking for the Best Funny Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a coworker, boss, friend or family. This book is for you if you are looking for a twinge of humor in: Motivational Life Quotes Inspiring Quotes Success Quotes Love and Relationship Quotes Political Quotes Quotes on Religion, Money And more... Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite quotes from ancient philosophers to modern day thinkers. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 500 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give everyone a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 500 Different Funny quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for friends and family during holidays or any occasion

Author : Allen Klein
Publisher : Mango Media Inc.
Page : 182 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2019-09-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781633537453

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The Lighten Up Book by Allen Klein Pdf

Don’t tighten up—lighten up! This upbeat guide is filled with quotes to boost your spirits, even in the midst of chaos. In The Lighten Up Book, humor expert Allen Klein has gathered his favorite wise words to help readers power their lives with the positive. We have all weathered a lot of storms in recent times, and we can use some reminders of what we truly value in our life—family, friendship, community, leadership, service, helping others. As inspirational as it is instructive, The Lighten Up Book is a treasury of moving and meaningful sayings, focused on topics like fun, play, comedy, and laughter, that spur you to live life to the fullest. You can dip into it when you need a pick-me-up, or select one quote every day for in-depth thought and meditation. Either way, they all have the potential to be life-changing. “[A] gem of a book.”?Dr. Jeffrey L. Gurian, author of Healing Your Heart by Changing Your Mind

Author : Gabi Rupp
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 46 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2016-06-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1533569584

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Funny Quotes by Gabi Rupp Pdf

Funny Quotes Book: Inspirational Picture Quotes About the Funny Side of Life Gabi Rupp, creator of LeanJumpStart.com shares an extraordinary collection of funny quotes in the context of friends, women, men, weight loss, retirement, office, pets and anything else people can get a good laugh. At times gently whimsical and others greatly humorous, this collection will not disappoint. "Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life" is a beautiful combination of photography and timeless wisdom. As one of a series of picture quote books it is written for the lover of visually appealing funny quotes. Whether for your personal library or as a gift, Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life is an excellent way to bring a little fun and laughter to all! These funny things ever said will put a smile on your face or leave you laughing for a while. They remind you not to take yourself too seriously all the time and are excellent for breaking the ice. After all, as Victor Borge once said, "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people". Vibrant Pictures Brilliant color photos grace each page. This ultimate book of funny, facetious and droll quotes is perfect to carry in your pocket for daily uplifting messages, sure to make each day a little brighter in today's stressed out world. A gift book for many occasions...family, friends and co-workers A great one-size-fits-all book that is sure to engage, enlighten, and keep everyone laughing even after reading it. With their eclectic mixture of human understanding, wisdom, and just plain fun, these are gifts that people want to give and love to receive. Inspiring Funny Quotes from people throughout history Filled with funny quotes from people throughout history, you will read the wisdom of known historical and modern figures such as: - Agatha Christie - Eva Gabor - Albert Einstein - Pope John XIII - Elbert Hubbard -Leslie Nielsen Pick up your copy of Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life today and fill your world with Fun and Laughter! AFTER YOUR PURCHASE PLEASE LOOK UP OUR OTHER TITLES YOU MIGHT LIKE: Inspirational Picture Quotes about Life Inspirational Picture Quotes about Learning Inspirational Picture Quotes about Gratitude Inspirational Picture Quotes about Habits Inspirational Picture Quotes about Hope Inspirational Picture Quotes about Happiness Inspirational Picture Quotes about Friendship Inspirational Picture Quotes about Love Inspirational Picture Quotes about Horses Inspirational Picture Quotes about Christmas

Author : Joe Tichio
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2013-02-09
Category : Happiness
ISBN : 1481900803

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Greatest Inspirational Quotes by Joe Tichio Pdf

Dr. Joe Tichio, creator of Greatest-Inpsirational-Quotes.com, shares an extraordinary collection of his favorite and most inspirational quotes from around the world and throughout history.The wisdom on these pages will empower and encourage you to live your life to the fullest. Start each day with a powerful dose of wisdom and inspiration as you are guided to take action, overcome fear, boost your self-esteem, create success, enjoy life, claim your inner strength, and make your dreams come true.Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings,so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.-Socrates

Author : Malcolm Kushner
Publisher : Little Quote Books
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 0578086433

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The Little Book of Humorous Quotes by Malcolm Kushner Pdf

Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.

Author : Dean Koontz
Publisher : Bantam
Page : 498 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2007-06-15
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307414298

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Life Expectancy by Dean Koontz Pdf

With his bestselling blend of nail-biting intensity, daring artistry, and storytelling magic, Dean Koontz returns with an emotional roller coaster of a tale filled with enough twists, turns, shocks, and surprises for ten ordinary novels. Here is the story of five days in the life of an ordinary man born to an extraordinary legacy—a story that will challenge the way you look at good and evil, life and death, and everything in between. Jimmy Tock comes into the world on the very night his grandfather leaves it. As a violent storm rages outside the hospital, Rudy Tock spends long hours walking the corridors between the expectant fathers' waiting room and his dying father's bedside. It's a strange vigil made all the stranger when, at the very height of the storm's fury, Josef Tock suddenly sits up in bed and speaks coherently for the frist and last time since his stroke. What he says before he dies is that there will be five dark days in the life of his grandson—five dates whose terrible events Jimmy will have to prepare himself to face. The first is to occur in his twentieth year; the second in his twent-third year; the third in his twenty-eighth; the fourth in his twenty-ninth; the fifth in his thirtieth. Rudy is all too ready to discount his father's last words as a dying man's delusional rambling. But then he discovers that Josef also predicted the time of his grandson's birth to the minute, as well as his exact height and weight, and the fact that Jimmy would be born with syndactyly—the unexplained anomal of fused digits—on his left foot. Suddenly the old man's predictions take on a chilling significance. What terrifying events await Jimmy on these five dark days? What nightmares will he face? What challenges must he survive? As the novel unfolds, picking up Jimmy's story at each of these crisis points, the path he must follow will defy every expectation. And with each crisis he faces, he will move closer to a fate he could never have imagined. For who Jimmy Tock is and what he must accomplish on the five days when his world turns is a mystery as dangerous as it is wondrous—a struggle against an evil so dark and pervasive, only the most extraordinary of human spirits can shine through. This ebook edition contains an excerpt of Dean Koontz’s The Silent Corner.

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2015-12-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1522857427

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An Inspirational Quote a Day by M. Prefontaine Pdf

Optimism is a Happiness Magnet Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you.Mary Lou Retton This is a book of some of the greatest inspirational quotes to help motivate the reader to be more positive about life and gain greater success and happiness as a result. Words have a power and the thoughts encapsulated succinctly can be inspirational and motivate individuals to change their lives. This book has one quote for every day of the year and I hope will prove useful, insightful and the quotes will resonate with you. It may be that one of these quotations will enable you to change your life for the better.

Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 65 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2015-01-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780553508413

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Seuss-isms! A Guide to Life for Those Just Starting Out...and Those Already on Their Way by Dr. Seuss Pdf

A New York Times bestseller, this collection of quotes from Dr. Seuss makes a perfect gift for graduation! The one and only Dr. Seuss dispenses invaluable advice about life in this collection of his most memorable quotes. With over sixty pages of cherished Seuss art and quotes from such classics as The Cat in the Hat, Horton Hatches the Egg, Green Eggs and Ham, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, and many more, this humorous and inspiring collection is, indeed, perfect for those just starting out . . . or those who are already on their way!

Author : Alex Michaelides
Publisher : Celadon Books
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2019-02-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781250301710

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The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides Pdf

**THE INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER** "An unforgettable—and Hollywood-bound—new thriller... A mix of Hitchcockian suspense, Agatha Christie plotting, and Greek tragedy." —Entertainment Weekly The Silent Patient is a shocking psychological thriller of a woman’s act of violence against her husband—and of the therapist obsessed with uncovering her motive. Alicia Berenson’s life is seemingly perfect. A famous painter married to an in-demand fashion photographer, she lives in a grand house with big windows overlooking a park in one of London’s most desirable areas. One evening her husband Gabriel returns home late from a fashion shoot, and Alicia shoots him five times in the face, and then never speaks another word. Alicia’s refusal to talk, or give any kind of explanation, turns a domestic tragedy into something far grander, a mystery that captures the public imagination and casts Alicia into notoriety. The price of her art skyrockets, and she, the silent patient, is hidden away from the tabloids and spotlight at the Grove, a secure forensic unit in North London. Theo Faber is a criminal psychotherapist who has waited a long time for the opportunity to work with Alicia. His determination to get her to talk and unravel the mystery of why she shot her husband takes him down a twisting path into his own motivations—a search for the truth that threatens to consume him....