The Funny Life Of Pets

Author : James Campbell
Publisher : Bloomsbury Children's Books
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2018-06-14
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781408889947

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The Funny Life of Pets by James Campbell Pdf

Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need!

Author : James Campbell
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-02
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781526614308

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The Funny Life of Pets by James Campbell Pdf

A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.

Author : Stephane Lapuss'
Publisher : Titan Comics
Page : 27 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2019-11-20
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781787732537

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The Secret Life of Pets #2.2 by Stephane Lapuss' Pdf

Author : James Campbell
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
Page : 208 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-02
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781526613288

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The Funny Life of Teachers by James Campbell Pdf

Uncover the ridiculously funny life of teachers (and some things that have nothing to do with teachers but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. Ever wondered what teachers do when they're not in the classroom? Are they undercover detectives, champion roller-blade dancers or do they spend their evenings playing with their 576 cats? This face-achingly funny book will also teach you why you should carry an emergency banana with you at all times, how to fart in class silently without anyone knowing it was you and how to catapult yourself to school by building a medieval style catapult in your back garden! Whether you love or loathe your teachers, want to become one when you grow up or don't give two figs about your teacher but simply love a HILARIOUS read, this book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Teachers. But be warned – this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. Whichever way you read it, look no further for fantastic real-life teacher facts, incredibly funny illustrations, imaginary stories and an impossibly silly read!

Author : David Lewman
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2016-07-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780399554933

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The Secret Life of Pets: The Junior Novelization by David Lewman Pdf

The Secret Life of Pets: The Junior Novelization is a retelling of Illumination Entertainment and Universal Pictures’ The Secret Life of Pets, a comedy about the lives our pets lead after we leave for work or school each day. This ebook edition features full-color scenes from the movie, and is great for boys and girls 8 and up.

Author : David Lewman
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 111 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2019-06-11
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781984849939

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The Secret Life of Pets 2 Junior Novelization (The Secret Life of Pets 2) by David Lewman Pdf

Reexperience the whole story of The Secret Life of Pets 2--in theaters June 7, 2019--with The Secret Life of Pets 2: The Junior Novelization! The Secret Life of Pets 2: The Junior Novelization retells the whole story of Max, Gidget, Duke, and all of the pet co-stars. This paperback edition features eight pages of full-color images from the movie, and is a great read for boys and girls ages 8 and up. The Secret Life of Pets 2 picks up where the summer 2016 blockbuster--about the lives our pets lead after we leave for work or school each day--left off. The film will see the return of writer Brian Lynch (Minions) and director Chris Renaud (The Secret Life of Pets, Despicable Me series, Dr. Seuss' The Lorax).

Author : Leigh Rubin
Publisher : CompanionHouse Books
Page : 68 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Art
ISBN : 1889540994

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Wild Life of Pets by Leigh Rubin Pdf

Ever wonder about the secret lives of pets? Or what pets think about people? Do pets even think? This compilation of 104 cartoons offers a hilarious and warped look at the world through a pet's eyes.

Author : Caroline Paul
Publisher : A&C Black
Page : 173 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2013-01-01
Category : Cats
ISBN : 9781408835579

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Lost Cat by Caroline Paul Pdf

What do our pets do when they're not with us? Caroline Paul and Wendy MacNaughton used GPS, cat cameras, psychics, and the web to track the adventures of their beloved cat Tibia.

Author : Angela DiTerlizzi
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2016-08-23
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781481444026

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Some Pets by Angela DiTerlizzi Pdf

"At the pet show, there are so many different types of pets. With dogs and cats, horses and chickens, hamsters and chinchillas--and many, many more--this book celebrates animal companions of all shapes and sizes"--

Author : Clive D. L. Wynne
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin
Page : 277 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2019
Category : Pets
ISBN : 9781328543967

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Dog Is Love by Clive D. L. Wynne Pdf

A pioneering canine behaviorist draws on cutting-edge research to show that a single, simple trait--the capacity to love--is what makes dogs such perfect companions for humans, and to explain how we can better reciprocate their affection.

Author : Peter Brown
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2013-04-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780316247344

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Children Make Terrible Pets by Peter Brown Pdf

Check out this bestselling, rollicking, and humorous twist on the classic "first pet" story about a young bear and her favorite pet boy! When Lucy, a young bear, discovers a boy in the woods, she's absolutely delighted. She brings him home and begs her mom to let her keep him, even though her mom warns, "Children make terrible pets." But mom relents, and Lucy gets to name her new pet Squeaker. Through a series of hilarious and surprising scenes, readers can join Lucy and Squeaker on their day of fun and decide for themselves whether or not children really do make terrible pets.

Author : Laurie Zaleski
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Page : 237 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2022-02-22
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781250272843

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Funny Farm by Laurie Zaleski Pdf

An inspiring and moving memoir of the author's turbulent life with 600 rescue animals. Laurie Zaleski never aspired to run an animal rescue; that was her mother Annie’s dream. But from girlhood, Laurie was determined to make the dream come true. Thirty years later as a successful businesswoman, she did it, buying a 15-acre farm deep in the Pinelands of South Jersey. She was planning to relocate Annie and her caravan of ragtag rescues—horses and goats, dogs and cats, chickens and pigs—when Annie died, just two weeks before moving day. In her heartbreak, Laurie resolved to make her mother's dream her own. In 2001, she established the Funny Farm Animal Rescue outside Mays Landing, New Jersey. Today, she carries on Annie’s mission to save abused and neglected animals. Funny Farm is Laurie’s story: of promises kept, dreams fulfilled, and animals lost and found. It’s the story of Annie McNulty, who fled a nightmarish marriage with few skills, no money and no resources, dragging three kids behind her, and accumulating hundreds of cast-off animals on the way. And lastly, it's the story of the brave, incredible, and adorable animals that were rescued. Although there are some sad parts (as life always is), there are lots of laughs.

Author : James Campbell
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2020-06-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781526625403

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The Funny Life of Sharks by James Campbell Pdf

A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Ever wondered why sharks have such a bad reputation? Are they dangerous, human-munching monsters? Or have we got it all wrong? In fact, only SIX people get attacked by sharks every year across the WHOLE WORLD. And how many sharks are eaten by humans every year? ONE HUNDRED MILLION! So maybe sharks are more afraid of us ... Take a deep dive into the ridiculously funny life of sharks (and some things that have nothing to do with sharks but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. This face-achingly funny book will also teach you about great white sharks, tiger sharks and hammerhead sharks, just how incredibly old sharks are, and why sharks are SO important for the environment and how to look after them. So, whether you're seriously afraid of sharks or love them so much you want to invite a shark to your next birthday party, this HILARIOUS book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Sharks, with side-splittingly funny illustrations from Rob Jones.

Author : Gary Paulsen
Publisher : Yearling
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2009-06-03
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780307538796

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My Life in Dog Years by Gary Paulsen Pdf

Gary Paulsen has owned dozens of unforgettable and amazing dogs, and here are his favorites--one to a chapter. Among them are Snowball, the puppy he owned as a boy in the Philippines; Ike, his mysterious hunting companion; Electric Fred and his best friend, Pig; Dirk, the grim protector; and Josh, one of the remarkable border collies working on Paulsen's ranch today. My Life in Dog Years is a book for every dog lover and every Paulsen fan--a perfect combination that shows vividly the joy and wisdom that come from growing up with man's best friend.

Author : Tracey Corderoy
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2018-02-08
Category : Animal behavior
ISBN : 1848694423

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Fairy Tale Pets by Tracey Corderoy Pdf

Bob has decided to be a pet-sitter. He just can't wait for all the cute hamsters and bunnies to arrive! But when Goldilocks asks him to look after her grumpy baby bear, the fairy tale chaos begins... Spot your favourite characters misbehaving in an all-star cast as the golden goose, three billy goats gruff and - yikes! - a troll arrive at Bob's door. Whatever will he do? A hilarious new picture book from award-winning author Tracey Corderoy (Squish Squash Squeeze!, Now!, Why?, More!) and talent illustrator Jorge Martín. Perfect for anyone who has ever wondered what fairy tale pets get up to in their spare time!