The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 117 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2011-05-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101514818

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The Last Stand of Chuck Norris by Ian Spector Pdf

The reign of terror continues...Chuck Norris is back in the New York Times bestselling humor series. Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains 400 all-new, kick-ass facts about the book's indomitable namesake, including: ? Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. ? When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. ? Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down. ? Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He is already following you. ? Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2012-11-06
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101600467

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Chuck Norris: Longer and Harder by Ian Spector Pdf

The ultimate collection of 1,500 facts about the world’s toughest and most awesome man. Finally, the wait is over. The most comprehensive collection of Chuck Norris facts from the New York Times bestselling series by Ian Spector is ready to blow your mind. Only the manliest of men will be able to handle this bind-up of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, and over one hundred new facts. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from these 1,500 facts about the man so powerful we quake when uttering his name: Chuck Norris.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2008-11-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101175064

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Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T by Ian Spector Pdf

In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified).... Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as: ? There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris. ? King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won. ? The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. ? The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder. ? Chuck Norris is a man?s man?s man. ? Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse. A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
Page : 98 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2010-06-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781742530871

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Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped by Ian Spector Pdf

The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth. This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as: * Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter. * The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first. * When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys. * A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris. * Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from. * A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him. Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
Page : 290 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2012-11-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781742537030

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Chuck Norris: Longer & Harder by Ian Spector Pdf

A concept so magnificent that mere mortals cannot fathom its depths is now a reality: the ultimate collection of facts about the world's most kick-ass man. Double up on birth control and locate your nearest bomb shelter for this epic collection of all Chuck Norris facts found in The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, The Last Stand of Chuck Norris, on the walls of the Great Pyramid of Giza, in the unpublished works of Shakespeare, and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. This volume includes one hundred Chuck facts that human eyes have never seen and more roundhouse kicks than the Bible. This massive bulging volume throbs with 1,500 pieces of truth about the world's deadliest, sexiest, and beardiest man such as: Chuck Norris once ran for Senate in Texas and won both seats. Bigfoot is a piece of Chuck Norris's beard that gained sentience and escaped. Work records are just things that Chuck Norris has not yet attempted. Chuck Norris can create enough wind power with one roundhouse kick power Sri Lanka for forty days. The 2011 Tea Party Convention was held entirely within Chuck Norris's beard. If you hold Chuck Norris's cowboys boot to your ear, you can hear the riff from 'Rock You Like a Hurricane.' Chuck Norris is where babies come from. The most important historical document since the Magna Carta, Longer and Harder is the only fitting paean to the man whose name we quake to speak: Chuck Norris

Author : Ian Spector
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2007-12-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781742531250

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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World's Greatest Human by Ian Spector Pdf

The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world's consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck. Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as: • A cobra once bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. • Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard. • When an episode of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. • Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur. • Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands. • Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym. A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time.

Author : Alex Harris,Brett Harris
Publisher : Multnomah
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2016-04-19
Category : Young Adult Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781601428295

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Do Hard Things by Alex Harris,Brett Harris Pdf

ECPA BESTSELLER • Discover a movement of Christian young people who are rebelling against the low expectations of their culture by choosing to “do hard things” for the glory of God. Foreword by Chuck Norris • “One of the most life-changing, family-changing, church-changing, and culture-changing books of this generation.”—Randy Alcorn, bestselling author of Heaven Combating the idea of adolescence as a vacation from responsibility, Alex and Brett Harris weave together biblical insights, history, and modern examples to redefine the teen years as the launching pad of life and map a clear trajectory for long-term fulfillment and eternal impact. Written by teens for teens, Do Hard Things is packed with humorous personal anecdotes, practical examples, and stories of real-life rebelutionaries in action. This rallying cry from the heart of revolution already in progress challenges you to lay claim to a brighter future, starting today. Now featuring a conversation guide, 100 real-life examples of hard things tackled by other young people, and stories of young men and women who have taken the book’s charge to heart, Do Hard Things will inspire a new generation of rebelutionaries.

Author : Maz Jobrani
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2016-02-16
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781476749990

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I'm Not a Terrorist, But I've Played One On TV by Maz Jobrani Pdf

Previously published in hardcover: 2015.

Author : Chuck Norris,Todd DuBord
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Page : 314 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781414334493

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The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book by Chuck Norris,Todd DuBord Pdf

For the first time, Norris gives readers not only his favorite "facts about himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which he lives his life.

Author : Chuck Norris,Ken Abraham,Aaron Norris,Tim Grayem
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2008
Category : Large print books
ISBN : 0786289112

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The Justice Riders by Chuck Norris,Ken Abraham,Aaron Norris,Tim Grayem Pdf

In 1860s America West, dangerous outlaws pursue dreams of fortune in gold and silver mines, but when men of faith venture west to tame the wild frontier, they must bring justice to places that had none.

Author : Dave Smeds
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1435888170

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Chuck Norris by Dave Smeds Pdf

A biography of the martial arts expert and actor, Chuck Norris.

Author : John Green
Publisher : A&C Black
Page : 321 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781408848180

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Paper Towns by John Green Pdf

Quentin Jacobson has spent a lifetime loving Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs into his life - dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge - he follows. After their all-nighter ends, Q arrives at school to discover that Margo has disappeared.

Author : Colm A. Kelleher,George Knapp
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2005-12-06
Category : Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN : 1416526935

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Hunt for the Skinwalker by Colm A. Kelleher,George Knapp Pdf

The author of the controversial bestseller Brain Trust brings his scientific expertise to the chilling true story of unexplained phenomena on Utah's Skinwalker Ranch -- and challenges us with a new vision of reality. For more than fifty years, the bizarre events at a remote Utah ranch have ranged from the perplexing to the wholly terrifying. Vanishing and mutilated cattle. Unidentified Flying Objects. The appearance of huge, otherworldly creatures. Invisible objects emitting magnetic fields with the power to spark a cattle stampede. Flying orbs of light with dazzling maneuverability and lethal consequences. For one family, life on the Skinwalker Ranch had become a life under siege by an unknown enemy or enemies. Nothing else could explain the horrors that surrounded them -- perhaps science could. Leading a first-class team of research scientists on a disturbing odyssey into the unknown, Colm Kelleher spent hundreds of days and nights on the Skinwalker property and experienced firsthand many of its haunting mysteries. With investigative reporter George Knapp -- the only journalist allowed to witness and document the team's work -- Kelleher chronicles in superb detail the spectacular happenings the team observed personally, and the theories of modern physics behind the phenomena. Far from the coldly detached findings one might expect, their conclusions are utterly hair-raising in their implications. Opening a door to the unseen world around us, Hunt for the Skinwalker is a clarion call to expand our vision far beyond what we know.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 161 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2007
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1436207193

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The Truth about Chuck Norris by Anonim Pdf

Author : Chuck Norris
Publisher : B&H Publishing Group
Page : 298 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2009-12
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9780805464368

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Black Belt Patriotism by Chuck Norris Pdf

The "New York Times" bestseller by actor, activist, and martial arts expert Norris urges Americans to recapture a national spirit of faith, freedom, and respect for tradition, history, and human life.