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The Little Book of Farting

Alec Bromcie
The Little Book of Farting Book PDF

Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Pub
Page : 95 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0740727133

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From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!

The Little Book of Farts

Summersdale
The Little Book of Farts Book PDF

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2019-09-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1786855666

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The Little Book of Farts by Summersdale Pdf

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savor in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!

A Little Fart

Maëlle Lemaître
A Little Fart Book PDF

Author : Maëlle Lemaître
Publisher : B.E.S. Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : Animals
ISBN : 0764163663

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A Little Fart by Maëlle Lemaître Pdf

"One running rabbit...two little pigs...three tiny birds...They're all running toward their potties!"--Cover back.

The Complete Book of Farts

Alec Bromcie
The Complete Book of Farts Book PDF

Author : Alec Bromcie
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2011-10-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781101547571

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The Complete Book of Farts by Alec Bromcie Pdf

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

The History of Farting

Benjamin Bart
The History of Farting Book PDF

Author : Benjamin Bart
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2013-04-26
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782431411

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The History of Farting by Benjamin Bart Pdf

This is a collection of papers from the Bart Collection on the history of farting. The collection was started by Benjamin Bart on discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, and are available with the help of the Australian Literature Council. The book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts. Also included are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge, and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favourite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically-minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.

The Day My Fart Followed Me Home

Ben Jackson,Sam Lawrence
The Day My Fart Followed Me Home Book PDF

Author : Ben Jackson,Sam Lawrence
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2016-09-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0995234035

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The Day My Fart Followed Me Home by Ben Jackson,Sam Lawrence Pdf

If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this! The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend! If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home! Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!

No One Likes a Fart

Zoe Foster Blake
No One Likes a Fart Book PDF

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2020-01-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781524791902

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No One Likes a Fart by Zoe Foster Blake Pdf

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey

Sam Lawrence,Ben Jackson
The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey Book PDF

Author : Sam Lawrence,Ben Jackson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2016-10-19
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0995234027

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The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey by Sam Lawrence,Ben Jackson Pdf

The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.

The Little Book of Farts

Summersdale Publishers
The Little Book of Farts Book PDF

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1786859203

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The Little Book of Farts by Summersdale Publishers Pdf

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts.

Little Lord Farting Boy

Scootchie Turdlow
Little Lord Farting Boy Book PDF

Author : Scootchie Turdlow
Publisher : Frog Books
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 9781583941133

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Little Lord Farting Boy by Scootchie Turdlow Pdf

Putting a modern twist on "Little Lord Fauntleroy," this story about a little bear who is the butt of constant jokes encourages children to stand up to bullying and not take teasing too personally. Full color.

Ninja Farts

J. B. O'Neil
Ninja Farts Book PDF

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2017-10-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781510724372

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Ninja Farts by J. B. O'Neil Pdf

Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

The Big Book of Farts

James Carlisle
The Big Book of Farts Book PDF

Author : James Carlisle
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2016-11-21
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1684182018

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The Big Book of Farts by James Carlisle Pdf

This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

The Little Book of Farts

Summersdale Publishers
The Little Book of Farts Book PDF

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Summersdale
Page : 124 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2018-10-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781786859211

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The Little Book of Farts by Summersdale Publishers Pdf

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there’s a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you’ll realise you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!

Farts: A Spotter's Guide

Crai S. Bower
Farts A Spotter s Guide Book PDF

Author : Crai S. Bower
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2008-10-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0811866092

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Farts: A Spotter's Guide by Crai S. Bower Pdf

Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Jane Bexley
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts Book PDF

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2020-11-24
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798571030588

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Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by Jane Bexley Pdf

Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)