The Musician S Joke Book

Author : Jim Green
Publisher : Omnibus Press
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2010-06-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780857123695

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The Musician's Joke Book by Jim Green Pdf

A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music. Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, "...it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities." So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair... Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy! Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo? A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. Q: What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist? A: His amp. Q: Why was the clarinetist staring at the orange juice bottle? A: Because the label said "concentrate." "I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." Elvis Presley

Author : Kevin M. Mitchell
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0972070222

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The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book by Kevin M. Mitchell Pdf

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Author : Nancy Groce
Publisher : Macmillan Reference USA
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 1996-01-01
Category : Music
ISBN : 0028603141

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The Musician's Joke Book by Nancy Groce Pdf

This authoritative collection of music jokes covers classical, pop, jazz, and folk--and everything from the truly stupid to the musically complex joke. Illustrated with 19th and 20th century prints and photos, it includes one-liners, narrative jokes, bad puns, sick jokes, and all-time classics. This work will amuse everyone from amateur musicians to serious connoisseurs.

Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2016-06-20
Category : Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN : 1534718664

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Music Jokes by Johnny B. Laughing Pdf

Funny Jokes About Music! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious music jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest jokes about music and musicians in the world. Including 100+ jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy about music and musicians. These jokes are for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains a ton of laugh out loud jokes! WARNING: You will laugh a lot! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! HAHA! Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music. LOL! Q: Why did they arrest the musician? A: He got into treble. HAHA! Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. LOL! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bagpipe recital. HAHA! Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Funny and hilarious music and musician jokes! Your musician friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of musical jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about music and musicians will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Author : Nancy Groce
Publisher : Schirmer Trade Books
Page : 138 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 1996
Category : Music
ISBN : UCSD:31822025831686

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The Musician's Joke Book by Nancy Groce Pdf

This authoritative collection of music jokes covers classical, pop, jazz, and folk--and everything from the truly stupid to the musically complex joke. Illustrated with 19th and 20th century prints and photos, it includes one-liners, narrative jokes, bad puns, sick jokes, and all-time classics. This work will amuse everyone from amateur musicians to serious connoisseurs.

Author : Daniel George Theaker,Mike Freen
Publisher : Sound & Vision Publishing
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 1997
Category : Humor
ISBN : 092015123X

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A Working Musician's Joke Book by Daniel George Theaker,Mike Freen Pdf

Daniel Theaker's A Working Musician's Joke Book is a compilation of the funniest and most popular music jokes today. From groaners to gut busters, these jokes really reflect the attitudes and personalities of people who make music for a living.

Author : BRUNO KASSEL
Publisher : Mel Bay Publications
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2010-10-07
Category : Music
ISBN : 9781609745806

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The Best Musicians' Jokes by BRUNO KASSEL Pdf

Contains more than 400 hilarious jokes about all musicians' and their respective genres; foreword written by the famous drummer Pete York.

Author : Tim Fielder
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 291 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2021-01-19
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9780063067882

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Infinitum by Tim Fielder Pdf

Afrofuturism, a movement that began in the Black community during the early 20th Century as an escape from racial hostility, economic turmoil, and aggressive policing, is enjoying a renaissance witnessed by the record-breaking success of creative projects, including the Oscar-winning Marvel Studios film, Black Panther; Regina King’s Emmy-winning HBO superhero tale, Watchmen; Janelle Monae’s hit album, Dirty Computer; Jordan Peele’s provocative feature Get Out; Octavia Butler’s famed science fiction novel, Kindred; and Beyonce’s visual album Black Is King. Now comes Afrofuturist Tim Fielder’s beautifully written and rendered INFINITUM. In INFINITUM, King Aja Ọba and Queen Lewa are revered across the African continent for their impressive political and military skills. Yet the future of their kingdom is in jeopardy, for the royal couple do not have an heir of their own. When the King kidnaps his son born to a concubine, Obinrin, she curses Ọba with the “gift” of immortality. After enjoying long, wonderful lives both, Queen Lewa and the crown prince die naturally, leaving the ageless bereaved King Ọba heartbroken and alone. Taking advantage of Ọba’s vulnerability, enemy nations rise to power and kill the king – or so they think. King Aja Ọba survives the fatal attack, finally realizing the bitter fruit of Obinrin’s curse. For millennia, the immortal Ọba wanders the earth, mourning his lost subjects and searching for a new kingdom. His journey leads him across time, allowing him to witness the trans-Atlantic slave trade, the New World, and the American Civil Rights Movement. The expansion of global technology brings about intergalactic travel, first contact with an alien species, and conflicts within and ultimately outside the known universe. Thrust into these seminal events, Ọba, now known by many as “John,” faces harrowing decisions that will determine mankind’s physical and spiritual trajectory. In 280 plus stunningly emotional and evocative full-color images, INFINITUM presents a unique cosmic experience, addressing issues of racism, classism, gender inequity, the encroachment of technology and the spiritual cost of war, while exposing the history behind ancient mysteries.

Author : N. J. Groce
Publisher : Omnibus Press
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 1996-10-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781783234356

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The Musician's Joke Book: Knowing the Score by N. J. Groce Pdf

The authoritative collection of music jokes, covering classical, pop, jazz, and folk, including everything from the truly stupid to the musically complex joke.

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781684120079

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Dad Jokes by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2012-07-16
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1478118814

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The Best Ever Book of Musician Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young Pdf

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Musician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Musician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Musician Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Musician joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Musician jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Musicians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Musician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Musician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Musician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Musicians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Dave Marsh,Kathi K. Goldmark
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 1997-09-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0312168594

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The Great Rock 'N' Roll Joke Book by Dave Marsh,Kathi K. Goldmark Pdf

How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him. What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers. Here it is the dirty, the absurd, the witty side of rock and roll as it turns 50. The love of young America's music in its purest form: The Joke.

Author : Susan L. Nigro
Publisher : R & E Pub
Page : 73 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 1992-01-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0882479210

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Laffs from the Bottom of the Pit by Susan L. Nigro Pdf

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 90 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2016-05-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626866133

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The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Author : Joseph Rosenbloom
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Page : 260 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 1978
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0806975148

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The Gigantic Joke Book by Joseph Rosenbloom Pdf

Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.