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The Onion's Finest News Reporting

Scott Dikkers,Robert Siegel
The Onion s Finest News Reporting Book PDF

Author : Scott Dikkers,Robert Siegel
Publisher : Crown
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2000
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780609804636

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The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor. Now The Onion returns with Volume One of the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including: --Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable --Jesus Christ Returns to NBA --Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes --I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret

Our Dumb Century

Scott Dikkers
Our Dumb Century Book PDF

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2007-09-25
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 9780307393579

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Our Dumb Century by Scott Dikkers Pdf

The staff of The Onion presents a satirical collection of mock headlines and news stories, including an account of the Pentagon's development of an A-bomb-resistant desk for schoolchildren.

Our Dumb Century

Scott Dikkers
Our Dumb Century Book PDF

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Crown
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780609804612

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Our Dumb Century by Scott Dikkers Pdf

The Onion has quickly become the world's most popular humor publication, misinforming half a million readers a week with one-of-a-kind social satire both in print (on newsstands nationwide) and online from its remote office in Madison, Wisconsin. Witness the march of history as Editor-in-Chief Scott Dikkers and The Onion's award-winning writing staff present the twentieth century like you've never seen it before.

Dispatches from the Tenth Circle

Robert Siegel
Dispatches from the Tenth Circle Book PDF

Author : Robert Siegel
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2001
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 9780609808344

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Dispatches from the Tenth Circle by Robert Siegel Pdf

"The Onion is laugh-out-loud, go-tell-your-friends, get-angry-you-didn't-think-of-it funny." -Conan O'Brien "Outside of maybe Dario Fo, an Italian who few are sure exists, the Onion people make the most consistently perfect and excoriating social commentary we currently have. But will those Nobel bastards honor them, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows." -Dave Eggers "The funniest publication in the United States." -The New Yorker "This publication is tasteless and destructive to our shared values. Read it for yourself and you'll see what I mean. Seriously, what else could make me laugh-much less laugh uproariously-while being offended week after week after week?" -Al Gore "The Onion is the funniest thing in news since Dan Rather's spooky stare." -Matt Groening "Brutal satire that rushes into the far reaches of race, class, sexuality, and culture where many publications-and critics-fear to tread." -Chicago Tribune "The Onion, unlike any other entity in our media culture, offers a refreshingly honest look at our complicated life." -Ken Burns

The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed

The Onion Staff
The Onion Presents Christmas Exposed Book PDF

Author : The Onion Staff
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2011-10-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781594745423

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The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed by The Onion Staff Pdf

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem, dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more.

Our Dumb World

The Onion, Inc.
Our Dumb World Book PDF

Author : The Onion, Inc.
Publisher : Little, Brown
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2008-10-27
Category : Current Events
ISBN : 0316018430

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Our Dumb World by The Onion, Inc. Pdf

OUR DUMB WORLD is the world's most comprehensive fake atlas: a repository of all known information about the planet Earth (except where covered by clouds). In late 2007 the hardcover edition became one of the hottest books of the holiday season, entertaining and offending hundreds of thousands of readers around the globe. This new, easy-to-carry paperback edition is perfect for the intrepid traveler to any of the world's exotic locales--from Afghanistan, "Allah's Cat Box," to Ukraine, "the Bridebasket of Europe," to the USA's own Nevada, "Where Everyone's a Loser." Packed with beautiful full-color maps and framed with inaccurate essays about all the world's peoples and places, OUR DUMB WORLD is a gut-busting send-up in which no nation escapes unscathed. "Bottom line: laughed my head off." --Deirdre Donahue, USA Today

Our Front Pages

The Onion,Brian Williams
Our Front Pages Book PDF

Author : The Onion,Brian Williams
Publisher : Scribner
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2009-11-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1439156921

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Our Front Pages by The Onion,Brian Williams Pdf

From The Birth Of A Nation To The Death Of Journalism Since its founding by a bloodthirsty tyrant in 1756, The Onion has not merely changed the way we think about the news -- it has changed whether we think about the news at all. As the first decade of this new millennium draws to a close, Our Front Pages shows us the first thing that presidents, kings, prime ministers, and popes saw when they opened their eyes each morning for the last 21 years. Now you, the common reader and citizen, can see what they saw and be as informed as they were with this important retrospective of the past two decades. You, too, will realize what generations before have realized and generations yet unborn will some day realize in turn: The Onion is not merely the chronicle of America. The Onion is America.

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge

The Onion
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Book PDF

Author : The Onion
Publisher : Little, Brown
Page : 259 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2012-10-23
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780316133234

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The Onion Book of Known Knowledge by The Onion Pdf

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

The Onion Presents Homeland Insecurity

Scott Dikkers,Carol Kolb
The Onion Presents Homeland Insecurity Book PDF

Author : Scott Dikkers,Carol Kolb
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 9780307339843

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The Onion Presents Homeland Insecurity by Scott Dikkers,Carol Kolb Pdf

Hot off the reprint presses! Onion fans hear this! Homeland Insecurity is the largest collection of award-winning journalism from America's Finest News Source ever released, and that means you must buy it! Featuring every brilliantly biting article printed in The Onion between November 2004 and December 2005, a time in our country's history ripe for further examination by America's Finest News Source, Homeland Insecurity collects all the news reporting you were too lazy to read when it first appeared, now delivered in a handy single volume that will fit perfectly on the bookshelf of your dorm, ward, or cell. Homeland Insecurity is Volume 17 in the always bestselling and always entertaining Onion series. The Onion is the world's most popular humor publication, with more than 3.8 million weekly visitors to its website (theonion.com) and a print circulation of more than 500,000. More than a million copies of its various books have been sold to date, beginning with Our Dumb Century, which was a #1 New York Times bestseller and winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor.

The Ecstasy of Defeat

Editors of The Onion
The Ecstasy of Defeat Book PDF

Author : Editors of The Onion
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2011-12-20
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781401304492

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The Ecstasy of Defeat by Editors of The Onion Pdf

The Sports Page As You've Never Seen It Before From painfully obvious steroid revelations to sex scandals and superstars who announce trades in over-the-top TV specials, the wide world of sports can often seem too ridiculous for words. Well, attention sports fans: In The Ecstasy of Defeat, the editors of The Onion offer the laugh-out-loud funny and long overdue lampoon of sports culture you've been waiting for. Filled with the very best of The Onion's bench-clearing sports coverage, this book includes such classics as: Lip-Reading BCS Computer Kills Officials Who Want To Shut It Down Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball. Report: Cheap Chinese NBA Players Falling Apart After A Few Seasons. Barbaro's Doctors: "A Horse This Good You Don't Eat All At Once." Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad. No topic escapes the satirical slap of America's Finest News Source, and the book covers not only mainstream sports--such as baseball, basketball, and football--but also lesser sports, sports culture, and special events like the World Cup and the Olympics. Featuring all the players, teams, and sports we love--and love to hate--The Ecstasy of Defeat is a must-read for sports nuts and Onion fans alike.

The Onion Ad Nauseam

Robert Siegel
The Onion Ad Nauseam Book PDF

Author : Robert Siegel
Publisher : Three Rivers Press (CA)
Page : 273 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400047246

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The Onion Ad Nauseam by Robert Siegel Pdf

An anthology encompassing hundreds of articles from September 2000 through September 2001 includes "No Jennifer Lopez News Today" and such post-September 11 works as "Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell."

The Onion Ad Nauseam

Robert Siegel
The Onion Ad Nauseam Book PDF

Author : Robert Siegel
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 264 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 0752225464

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The Onion Ad Nauseam by Robert Siegel Pdf

Part of the 'Onion Ad Nauseam' series, this book includes every news story, opinion piece, news-in-brief, horoscope - in fact, every last word published in 'The Onion' between October 2002 and October 2003.

Our Dumb Century

Scott Dikkers
Our Dumb Century Book PDF

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Three Rivers Press
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 1999-04
Category : United states - History
ISBN : 0609899007

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Our Dumb Century by Scott Dikkers Pdf

The Onion has quickly become the world's most popular humor publication, misinforming half a million readers a week with one-of-a-kind social satire both in print (on newsstands nationwide) and online from its remote office in Madison, Wisconsin. Witness the march of history as Editor-in-Chief Scott Dikkers and The Onion's award-winning writing staff present the twentieth century like you've never seen it before.

The Onion Field

Joseph Wambaugh
The Onion Field Book PDF

Author : Joseph Wambaugh
Publisher : Delta
Page : 514 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2007-08-28
Category : True Crime
ISBN : 9780385341592

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The Onion Field by Joseph Wambaugh Pdf

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating account of a double tragedy: one physical, the other psychological.”—Truman Capote This is the frighteningly true story of two young cops and two young robbers whose separate destinies fatally cross one March night in a bizarre execution in a deserted Los Angeles field. “A complex story of tragic proportions . . . more ambitious than In Cold Blood and equally compelling!”—The New York Times “Once the action begins it is difficult to put the book down. . . . Wambaugh’s compelling account of this true story is destined for the bestseller lists.”—Library Journal

The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell

Chris Colfer
The Land of Stories The Wishing Spell Book PDF

Author : Chris Colfer
Publisher : Little Brown Bks Young Readers
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2012-07-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781405517911

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The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell by Chris Colfer Pdf

Alex and Conner Bailey's world is about to change. When the twins' grandmother gives them a treasured fairy-tale book, they have no idea they're about to enter a land beyond all imagining: the Land of Stories, where fairy tales are real. But as Alex and Conner soon discover, the stories they know so well haven't ended in this magical land - Goldilocks is now a wanted fugitive, Red Riding Hood has her own kingdom, and Queen Cinderella is about to become a mother! The twins know they must get back home somehow. But with the legendary Evil Queen hot on their trail, will they ever find the way? The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell brings readers on a thrilling quest filled with magic spells, laugh-out-loud humour and page-turning adventure.