The Quotable Poker Player Funny Poker Quotes From Stud To Hold Em

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2010-11
Category : Games
ISBN : 1907338055

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The Quotable Poker Player - Funny Poker Quotes from Stud to Hold Em by Anonim Pdf

A Comic Collection of 1500 Humorous Poker Quotations from Five Card Stud to No Limit Texas Hold 'em, from the World Series of Poker (WSOP) to the European Poker Tour (EPT), from 'The Cincinnati Kid' to the Poker Brat, from Phil Ivey to Gus Hansen, from Victoria Coren to the Hendon Mob, from Online Poker to Home Games, from 'Aces & Eights' to 'Rounders'. The Quotable Poker Player includes the funniest poker-based sayings and quotations from professional players, poker celebrities, authors, humorists and journalists, as well as a selection from literary sources and film & TV characters. It especially celebrates the fun-side of poker encompassing a transatlantic theme across both American and European views of the game. A special chapter Poker Media covers humorous reviews and comments about Poker Books, Poker Movies, Poker TV Shows and Poker Songs. "The Quotable Poker Player is a thorough compilation of over 1500 poker quotes from pro players, celebrities, films, historical figures, etc. With over 1500 references, there's a lot of exhaustively researched material packed between the pages. Overall, this is a great flip-through book that makes for an interesting browse. What I was particularly impressed with was the eclectic nature of the quotations. The special treat was the movie quotes and lines that related to poker, as well as music lyrics, etc. There are some really, really funny quotes in here! And given the recent publication date, it's pretty up-to-date with 2009 and 2010 references." Book Review by ANDREW KICAK on SmokePoker.com

Author : Mason Malmuth
Publisher : Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
Page : 300 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 1996-05
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 1880685094

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Poker Essays by Mason Malmuth Pdf

Poker is an extremely complicated game, especially if you play Texas hold 'em or seven-card stud. In addition, the typical opponent has gotten tougher as more good information has become available. As a result, those of you who just play tightly (also known as playing ABC) are able to win only at the lower limits. To win at higher limits requires not only numerous skills, but also a lot of thinking about the game. This text contains essays written before 1991, most of which originally appeared in "Card Player magazine. Topics covered include general concepts, technical ideas, structure, strategic ideas, image, tournament notes, in the cardrooms, and poker quizzes. In addition, advice is offered on jackpot games, handling pressure, why you lose, fluctuations, bankroll requirements, differences between stud and hold 'em, too many bad players, limit versus no-limit, thinking fast, weak-tight opponents, the best hold 'em seat, playing short-handed, playing loose or tight, appropriate image, being an alternate in tournaments, taking advantage of tight play in tournaments, behaving professionally, the future of poker, and much more.

Author : Mark Andrew Cochran
Publisher : Gatekeeper Press
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2016-11-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781619845633

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Friendly Poker by Mark Andrew Cochran Pdf

How to play real poker with your friends - without creating enemies! The definitive guide to the classic, dealer’s choice, “friendly poker” game played and loved by tens of millions of Americans for the camaraderie, thrill and raucous good times it produces. This is not a book on how to calculate odds or win money from strangers. It is a book on how you make your friendly game more enjoyable and entertaining as you play with your gang of regular poker buddies through the years. • Practical guidelines for establishing the best atmosphere for the game. Recommendations for types and numbers of players, degree of formality, size of the stakes, table talk, pacing of the game, furniture, equipment, music, lighting, distractions, food and drink, invitations, scheduling and many other key factors. • Big-picture discussions of what poker is all about (bragging rights, not money), why poker is worthy of our time and attention, the unique attributes of the game, and how poker skills beneficially translate the “real world.” • Introduction of several amazingly good games that have never been previously published. Respectable, no wild-card, skill-oriented poker games proven to reward skill and create real challenge. • Descriptions of over fifty of the best and most popular dealer’s choice games, classified by skill level, size of pot, complexity, and good starting and ending cards. And a summary chart of the games and ratings to help you choose what to deal next. • A full set of clear, consistent and well-tested “House Rules” with explanations to allow you to make informed choices as you establish your own “House Rules.” • Introduction of a sophisticated new “Poverty Poker” or loss-limitation system for the group, proven to keep a regular poker game both ruthlessly competitive and completely friendly. • A summary of basic poker strategies and skill levels that can be used to teach the inexperienced players to effectively compete, thereby raising the challenge and enjoyment for your whole group. • A collection of wise, funny, and informative quotes from the 200 years of poker in America.

Author : YeoYs Poker Mind
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2019-04-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1093225815

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May The Flop Be With You by YeoYs Poker Mind Pdf

May The Flop Be With You Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Poker Joke Novelty: This Cool Casino Lover Men Women design would make an incredible gift for Card Players And Poker Night fans. Amazing May The Flop Be With You illustrative work with Science Fiction Style. Act now & get your new favorite Poker Joke artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets,...

Author : YeoYs Poker Mind
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2019-04-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1093226927

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I Don't Even Fold My Laundry by YeoYs Poker Mind Pdf

I Don't Even Fold My Laundry Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Poker Joke Novelty: This Cool Distressed Poker Humour Quote Men Women design would make an incredible gift for Card Players And Poker Night fans. Amazing I Don't Even Fold My Laundry illustrative work with Original Distressed Spades. Act now & get your new favorite Poker Joke artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets,...

Author : Mike Caro
Publisher : Cardoza Publishing
Page : 308 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2024-06-01
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9781580424608

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Caro's Book of Poker Tells by Mike Caro Pdf

One of the ten greatest books written on poker, this must-have book should be in every player's library. If you're serious about winning, you'll realize that most of the profit comes from being able to read your opponents. Caro reveals the the secrets of interpreting tells-physical reactions that reveal information about a player's cards-such as shrugs, sighs, shaky hands, eye contact, and many more. Learn when opponents are bluffing, when they aren't and why-based solely on their mannerisms. Over 170 photos of players in action and play-by-play examples show the actual tells. These powerful ideas will give you the decisive edge.

Author : Mark Harlan,Chris Derossi
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
Page : 266 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2005-02-04
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 9780764578335

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Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies by Mark Harlan,Chris Derossi Pdf

Take poker online the fun and easy way! Five years ago, 50 million people were playing poker recreationally or professionally. Now that number is more than 100 million, including a huge influx of young people. Online betting is up nearly four-fold over the past year, with total wagers running over $30 billion. Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies provides the lowdown on the hottest game around, highlighting the best sites and virtual games and showing how to make secure online bets. The book covers setting up an account, securing funds, navigating a basic online poker game, using Internet abbreviations and lingo, observing online poker etiquette, playing popular online poker games such as Texas Hold 'Em and Omaha, devising a winning strategy, and participating in tournaments.

Author : Richard D. Harroch,Lou Krieger
Publisher : For Dummies
Page : 340 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2000-05-26
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 0764552325

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Poker For Dummies by Richard D. Harroch,Lou Krieger Pdf

Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em Poker is America’s national card game, and its popularity continues to grow. Nationwide, you can find a game in progress everywhere. If you want to play, you can find poker games on replicas of 19th century riverboats or on Native American tribal lands. You can play poker at home with the family or online with opponents from around the world. Like bowling and billiards before it, poker has moved out from under the seedier side of its roots and is flowering in the sunshine. Maybe you’ve never played poker before and you don’t even know what a full house is. Poker For Dummies covers the basics. Or perhaps you've played for years, but you just don’t know how to win. This handy guide will help you walk away from the poker table with winnings, not lint, in your pockets. If you’re a poker expert, you still can benefit – some of the suggestions may surprise you, and you can certainly learn from the anecdotes from professional players like T.J. Cloutier and Stu Unger. Know what it takes to start winning hand after hand by exploring strategy; getting to know antes and betting structure; knowing your opponents, and understanding the odds. Poker For Dummies also covers the following topics and more: Poker games such as Seven-Card Stud, Omaha, and Texas Hold'em Setting up a game at home Playing in a casino: Do's and don'ts Improving your play with Internet and video poker Deciphering poker sayings and slang Ten ways to read your opponent's body language Playing in poker tournaments Money management and recordkeeping Knowing when and how to bluff Poker looks like such a simple game. Anyone, it seems, can play it well – but that's far from the truth. Learning the rules can be quick work, but becoming a winning player takes considerably longer. Still, anyone willing to make the effort can become a good player. You can succeed in poker the way you succeed in life: by facing it squarely, getting up earlier than the next person, and working harder and smarter than the competition. Foreword by Chris Moneymaker, 2003 World Series of Poker Champion.

Author : YeoYs Poker Mind
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2019-04-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1093225246

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Kiss My Ace by YeoYs Poker Mind Pdf

Kiss My Ace Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Poker Joke Novelty: This Poker Humor Cards Men Women design would make an incredible gift for Card Players And Casino fans. Amazing Kiss My Ace Poker Pun illustrative work with Golden Glitter Ace. Act now & get your new favorite Poker Joke artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets,...

Author : Peter Thomas Fornatale
Publisher : Broadway
Page : 212 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 0767921844

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The Poker Aficionado by Peter Thomas Fornatale Pdf

Poker has taken the country by storm. This guide includes information as basic as a list of the rank of hands, and as amusing as the most bizarre things used as collateral during a game.

Author : Gary Carson
Publisher : Lyle Stuart
Page : 324 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2001
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 0818406054

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The Complete Book of Hold 'Em Poker by Gary Carson Pdf

For anyone from raw beginner to the advanced player, this book shows how to develop a dynamic poker playing style that can be adapted to varying table conditions. Photos.

Author : YeoYs Poker Mind
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2019-04-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1093224460

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I Am On A Poker Diet I Eat Fish And Their Chips by YeoYs Poker Mind Pdf

I'm On A Poker Diet I Eat Fish And Their Chips Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Poker Joke Novelty: This Cool Casino Lover Men Women design would make an incredible gift for Card Players And Poker Night fans. Amazing I'm On A Poker Diet Fish And Chips illustrative work with Nice Distressed Poker Quote. Act now & get your new favorite Poker Joke artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets,...

Author : Matt Matros
Publisher : Lyle Stuart
Page : 310 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 0818406429

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The Making Of A Poker Player by Matt Matros Pdf

Matros teaches readers his tricks to winning poker through his experiences on the felt. Readers meet eccentric and generous poker players in addition to the cardsharps, angle-shooters and outright cheats that make up this fascinating subculture. This is the first book to teach poker through narrative which means that concepts like pot odds and expected value will seem completely natural because they are used in the context of Matros' stories. The tension and surrealism of Casino poker is vividly recounted and he teaches the knowledge necessary to win excellently.

Author : David Sklansky,Mason Malmuth
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 182 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 1988
Category : Gambling
ISBN : OCLC:20608937

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Hold'em Poker for Advanced Players by David Sklansky,Mason Malmuth Pdf

Author : Richard Tarnas
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 560 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2011-10-19
Category : Philosophy
ISBN : 9780307804525

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Passion of the Western Mind by Richard Tarnas Pdf

"[This] magnificent critical survey, with its inherent respect for both the 'Westt's mainstream high culture' and the 'radically changing world' of the 1990s, offers a new breakthrough for lay and scholarly readers alike....Allows readers to grasp the big picture of Western culture for the first time." SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE Here are the great minds of Western civilization and their pivotal ideas, from Plato to Hegel, from Augustine to Nietzsche, from Copernicus to Freud. Richard Tarnas performs the near-miracle of describing profound philosophical concepts simply but without simplifying them. Ten years in the making and already hailed as a classic, THE PASSION OF THE WESERN MIND is truly a complete liberal education in a single volume.