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Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Tammie Painter
Page : 354 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2021-02-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1386977675
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 353 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 2021-02-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798568526032
Work at a funeral home can be mundane. Until you accidentally start bringing the dead back to life. "...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe" --Sarah Angleton, author of Gentleman of Misfortune Cassie Black works at a funeral home. She's used to all manner of dead bodies. What she's not used to is them waking up. Which they seem to be doing on a disturbingly regular basis lately. Just when Cassie believes she has the problem under control, the recently-deceased Busby Tenpenny insists he's been murdered and claims Cassie might be responsible thanks to a wicked brand of magic she's been exposed to. The only way for Cassie to get her life back to normal is to tame her magic and uncover Mr. Tenpenny's true killer. Simple right? Of course not. Because while Cassie works on getting her newly-acquired magic sorted, she's blowing up kitchens, angering an entire magical community, and discovering her past is more closely tied to Busby Tenpenny than she could have ever imagined. If you like contemporary fantasy with snarky humor, unforgettable characters, and paranormal mystery such as Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London series, you'll find it hard to pry yourself away from this first book of the Cassie Black Trilogy. Selected as one of Apple's Most Anticipated Books of 2021 Winner of the Novel Excerpt Prize from the League of American PEN Women Finalist in the Yeah You Write Novel Contest The Cassie Black Trilogy is a fish-out-of-water tale that takes you from the streets of Portland to the Tower of London. It's got magic and mystery, pastries and zombies, sentient gnomes and an evil wizard...because there's always an evil wizard, isn't there?
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 358 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2021-02-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Work at a funeral home can be mundane. Until you accidentally start bringing the dead back to life. "...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe" --Sarah Angleton, author of Gentleman of Misfortune Cassie Black works at a funeral home. She's used to all manner of dead bodies. What she's not used to is them waking up. Which they seem to be doing on a disturbingly regular basis lately. Just when Cassie believes she has the problem under control, the recently-deceased Busby Tenpenny insists he's been murdered and claims Cassie might be responsible thanks to a wicked brand of magic she's been exposed to. The only way for Cassie to get her life back to normal is to tame her magic and uncover Mr. Tenpenny's true killer. Simple right? Of course not. Because while Cassie works on getting her newly-acquired magic sorted, she's blowing up kitchens, angering an entire magical community, and discovering her past is more closely tied to Busby Tenpenny than she could have ever imagined. If you like contemporary fantasy with snarky humor, unforgettable characters, and paranormal mystery such as Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London series and Wilkie Martin's Inspector Hobbes, you'll find it hard to pry yourself away from this first book of the Cassie Black Trilogy. *Selected as one of Apple's Most Anticipated Books of 2021 *Winner of the Novel Excerpt Prize from the League of American PEN Women *Finalist in the Yeah You Write! Novel Contest The Cassie Black Trilogy is a giggle-inducing fish-out-of-water tale that takes you from the streets of Portland to the Tower of London. It's got magic and mystery, pastries and zombies, sentient gnomes and an evil wizard...because there's always an evil wizard, isn't there? Note: While this book delivers plenty of wry giggles and a few hexes, it's fairly clean with only an itty-bitty bit of light cursing, one fight scene, and no hanky panky or sexual situations.
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 355 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2021-04-13
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
There's nothing like an evil wizard to ruin a perfectly good trip to London. Ever have one of those weeks? You've taken an overdose of magic, you've just melted a twelve-year old girl, and Magic HQ has sent a letter "requesting" you come by to discuss your magic control issues. No? Just me then? I don't want to go. After all, I've got a boss in a wheelchair (my fault), a zombie cat who demands his treats on schedule, and no interest in sorting out the quirks of another magical community. But when someone slips me information tying my parents' disappearance to HQ, I can't pack my bags quickly enough. I'm soon destroying historical displays, befriending befuddled ghosts, and focusing more on uncovering the truth about my past than on learning how to rein in my magic. Which, since HQ has a test for me that if I fail… Well, best not to think about that. This second book of the Cassie Black Trilogy squeezes you through a magic portal, lodges you in a hidden corner of the Tower of London, and plunges you into a tale of mysterious mishaps, peculiar ravens, and TV-binging trolls. If you like contemporary comic fantasy with unforgettable characters, snarky humor, and a touch of paranormal mystery -- or if you've ever wondered what those garden gnomes are really up to -- you'll find it hard to pry yourself away from The Uncanny Raven Winston. What readers are saying about the series so far... * Wow and wow again! I absolutely loved this book! You get such a feel for the characters and the story is so fast paced you don't want to put it down. * ...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe... * …suffused with dark humor and witty dialogue…a fun read for anyone who enjoys fast-paced, somewhat snarky, somewhat twisted, fantasy adventures. * I was unable to put this down when I started reading it. The author combines humour with a fast paced murder mystery all packed into a funeral home.
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 358 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2021-05-18
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Sometimes taking an overdose of magic is the least of your problems. Cassie Black has just lost two people through a magic portal. Her archenemy, the Mauvais, is threatening to destroy city after city if Magic HeadQuarters doesn't hand her over to him. And HQ isn't exactly saying no to that offer. As the Magic higher ups debate her fate, Cassie refuses to sit by and watch the grass grow between the toes of the surveillance gnomes. Biting back her life rule to never get involved, she knows the only way to stop the Mauvais is to go after him herself. Which is exactly what he wants. Because the instant Cassie falls into his hands, the Mauvais will gain the unlimited power he’s always craved. So don't get captured, right? Easy for you to say. Trouble is, there's a traitor within HQ who's proving to be more devious, more powerful, and to have more tricks up the sleeve than anyone could have ever guessed. In this page-turning conclusion of the Cassie Black Trilogy, the curses are flying, the pastries are plentiful, the bookworms are slithering, and the magical batteries are charged to capacity. If you like contemporary fantasy with unforgettable characters, snarky humor, and a touch of paranormal mystery, you’ll love what’s behind the cover of The Untangled Cassie Black.
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 1048 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2024-06-19
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
“I just blew up something with magic!” “That was NOT the point.” This collection includes the first three books from the Cassie Black Trilogy. Yes, the “first” three, because trilogies, like trolls and sourdough starters, refuse to be tamed! So what’s inside besides over 1000 pages of laugh-snort comic fantasy, unforgettable characters, and magic-filled mystery? * The Undead Mr Tenpenny - Cassie Black works at a funeral home. She's used to all manner of dead bodies. What she's not used to is them waking up. Which they seem to be doing on a disturbingly regular basis lately. * The Uncanny Raven Winston - Ever have one of those weeks? You've taken an overdose of magic, you've just melted a twelve-year old girl, and Magic HQ has sent a letter "requesting" you come by to discuss your magic control issues. No? Just me then? * The Untangled Cassie Black - Cassie Black has just lost two people through a magic portal. Her archenemy, the Mauvais, is threatening to destroy city after city if Magic HQ doesn't hand her over to him… And HQ isn't exactly saying no to that offer. If you like contemporary fantasy filled with wry humor, paranormal mystery, piles of pastries, and TV-binging trolls, you'll find it hard to pry yourself away from the Cassie Black Trilogy. The Cassie Black Trilogy continues with The Unusual Mayor Marheart... heading your way this July!
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 919 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2019-11-12
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Destiny isn’t given by the gods, it’s made by defying them. "The plot was phenomenal!...a tragedy that will break your heart over and over again..." "So much political intrigue, betrayal and backstabbing that I just HAD to keep on reading." "I'm loving this story!...a unique and imaginative work.." "...a satisfying mix of fantasy and history." Domna: The Complete Series includes all six parts of this "highly recommended..." novel, plus exclusive bonus content. Sofia Domna has her future planned. She will follow in her father’s footsteps and lead the Temple of Apollo. She’ll marry her childhood love, Papinias. She’ll have respect, status, and power. But when her father bitterly forces her betrothal to a stranger and orders her from the life she’s always known, Sofia is thrown into a new world where any wrong move could mean her demise. Thrown into a world of full of political turmoil, violent ambition, and dangerous temptation, Sofia discovers her only chance of survival is to stay one step ahead of her enemies, but in Osteria new perils lurk around every corner and plots don’t always strike down their intended victims. As Sofia's life moves through the trials of a forced marriage, motherhood, and yearning temptation, she learns that destiny isn't given; it's made by cunning, endurance, and, at times, bloodshed. With every option having dire consequences to those closest to her, when it comes down to the choice between love and power, which will win out? If you like the political intrigue, adventure, and love triangles of historical fiction by Philippa Gregory and Bernard Cornwell, and the mythological world-building of fantasy fiction by Madeline Miller and Simon Scarrow, you‘ll love Domna. Grab your copy of Domna: The Complete Series to lose yourself in this epic tale of passion, ambition, and betrayal today. Domna: The Complete Series includes all six parts of the serialized novel in one volume, plus several bonus features: * Part One: The Sun God's Daughter * Part Two: The Solon's Son * Part Three: The Centaur's Gamble * Part Four: The Regent's Edict * Part Five: The Forgotten Heir * Part Six: The Solon's Wife * Four bonus glimpses into the creation of Domna * An invitation to take a free tour of Sofia's world
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2023-02-14
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Wills often contain unexpected surprises. This one especially so. Reggie and Enton Bookman have just inherited their grandfather's bookshop. The place is profitable, well-loved by the community, and situated in a lively shopping district. But the Bookman brothers want nothing to do with it. After all, who in the world would want to waste their time around books when they could sell the place, pocket a few million, and experience VIP airport lounges and first-class flights? With such a hot property, selling it should be easy, right? Not when every scheme the brothers come up with to rid themselves of the shop hits obstacle after obstacle. And the more time Enton spends in the shop, the more he starts to believe it's not just bad luck thwarting their efforts. If you believe in the magic of books and enjoy a dash of humor with your magical realism, you'll love the exploits of the Bookman brothers.
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 374 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2023-05-11
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
It's not paranoia if it's real. "If you want a thrilling read with some solid creepy elements, this book is for you!" --Jonathan Pongratz, author of Reaper '...the storyline had me on the edge of my seat -- really hard to put down. You need to read it!" --Bookbub Reviewer "...keeps the reader engaged wanting to see where this will lead. But still...not wanting it to end." --Bookbub Reviewer At first, Moire’s sleepwalking incidents don’t faze her. She’s never had them before, so surely they’ll pass. When further troubling events and coincidences begin plaguing Moire’s sleeping and waking world, her paranoia mounts. Paranoia her husband Neil insists is a clear sign that Moire needs help. Moire struggles to get a grip, telling herself what she believes is too crazy to be true. But when people close to her start disappearing, she realizes what’s been happening is more disturbing than she could have ever imagined. And that she’s in a fight for her mind and her body. If you’re captivated byThe X-Files and The Handmaid’s Tale, if you enjoy peeling back the layers of an otherworldly mystery, or if you’ve ever doubted what you’ve been told is true, you’ll find yourself gripped by Day Sixteen, a modern day thriller with light supernatural elements. Grab your copy of Day Sixteen today to discover what happens when everything they told you was crazy, turns out to be true. Note on trigger warnings: This book doesn’t have explicit sex scenes, but there is mention of forced sex. There is also a small amount of cursing and talk of abortion. If you feel any of this will upset or offend you, this may not be the book for you.
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Black Rabbit Publishing
Page : 156 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2019-05-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
When your destiny has been stolen, it's up to you to make a new one. But first you have to survive the marriage you've been forced into. Having been warned by her guard, Macrinus, that her life depends on being faithful to her new husband, Sofia Domna enters the grand city-state of Vancuse to begin her arranged marriage to Sirius Verus. But when she discovers her former lover serves in her new household, Sofia's resolve is tested at every turn. When she becomes pregnant, Sofia's fidelity is immediately questioned even as Sirius's secrets unravel. Secrets that will turn Sofia's world on its head. With a backdrop of political and marital instability, and Sirius's once-great status quickly on the decline, can Sofia withstand threats, shame, and temptation to guide her husband to the highest role in the realm? Set in a world of violent ambition, Domna is a six-part serialized novel that tells the story of Sofia Domna. As Sofia's life moves through the trials of a forced marriage, motherhood, and yearning temptation, she learns that destiny isn't given; it's made by cunning, endurance, and, at times, bloodshed. If you like the political intrigue, adventure, and love triangles of historical fiction by Philippa Gregory and Bernard Cornwell, and the mythological world-building of fantasy fiction by Madeline Miller and Simon Scarrow, you'll love Domna. Grab your copy of Domna, Part Two: The Solon's Son to continue this epic tale of fidelity, intrigue, and deception today. Domna is a six-part serialized novel. The titles include: * Part One: The Sun God's Daughter * Part Two: The Solon's Son * Part Three: The Centaur's Gamble * Part Four: The Regent's Edict * Part Five: The Forgotten Heir * Part Six: The Solon's Wife
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 2436 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2024-06-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Myths and heroes may be reborn, but the whims of the gods never change. For the first time, all six books of this "highly-recommended" historical fantasy adventure are now available in a single boxset. This complete collection includes (brief descriptions below)… * The Trials of Hercules * The Voyage of Heroes * The Maze of Minos * The Bonds of Osteria * The Battle of Ares * The Return of Odysseus * Plus a never-before-released short story from Osteria (A Feast for Sight) and loads of exclusive bonus content to take you even deeper into the creation of the series. If you crave the mythological adventure of Clash of the Titans and can’t get enough of the blend of history and fantasy in Games of Thrones as well as books by S.J.A Turney, Bernard Cornwell, and Madeline Miller, you’ll love this six-book set of the gripping series in which the myths, gods, and heroes of Ancient Greece come to life as you've never seen them before. Heroism, vengeance, and adventure are waiting. Grab this captivating collection and escape into the richly detailed and unforgettable world of The Osteria Chronicles today! What readers are saying about the series... "If you like Greek mythology you’ll love Tammie Painter’s twist on the original stories!" "I strongly recommend this series..." "…kept me turning pages the whole way through like any guilty pleasure" "…satisfying, from beginning to end." "The interactions of the gods and mortals was inspired. Seeing the gods behaving badly was a treat." This complete boxset includes… The Trials of Hercules: In a world where mortals contend with the gods' vengeful whims, one man must ask himself if he will risk his life to defend the goddess who has done everything to destroy him. The Voyage of Heroes: In a dangerous game that pits god against god, and family against one another, trust proves to be the deadliest weapon. The Maze of Minos: With the gods as your allies, your life, your world, and your sanity have never been in more danger. Adventure, betrayal, and passion are waiting. The Bonds of Osteria: The titans gather. The gods plot against one another. And the mortals of Osteria become locked in a battle against nature, monsters, and one other. Former heroes prove themselves unable to protect Osteria, and new heroes are forged as the bonds of family, friendship, and marriage are challenged at every turn. The Battle of Ares: The war that could destroy Osteria has begun. And it’s not just the mortals whose lives are at risk.The Battle of Ares sees Osteria at its most vulnerable. It’s a time of life-shattering power struggles, shifting alliances, and characters going against their nature to protect their realm and those they love. The Return of Odysseus: The war may be over, but the fight for Osteria’s future has just begun. The Return of Odysseus takes you on a journey of mythic proportions in which allegiances are tested, relationships are challenged, and the true meaning of leadership is called into question. Exclusive Bonus Content: Including a never-before-released short story from the world of Osteria, glimpses into the myths that inspired the books, a tour of Osteria, the clumsy creation of the series, deleted scenes, and more. Trigger warning: These books contain violence and fictional situations that may be disturbing to sensitive readers
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 402 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2018-05-30
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
In a fierce clash for power, titans rise, heroes fall, and the gods find themselves on the brink of destruction. The titans gather. The gods plot against one another. And the mortals of Osteria become locked in a battle against nature, monsters, and one other. When internal and external struggles push them too far, former heroes prove themselves unable to protect Osteria, and new heroes are forged as the bonds of family, friendship, and marriage are challenged at every turn. But will their valor be enough in a world where even love can lead to war amidst the gods’ battle for supremacy? If you like the mythological adventure of Clash of the Titans or the blend of history and fantasy in books by S.J.A Turney, Bernard Cornwell, and Madeline Miller, you'll love this captivating tale where love battles cruel deception, and honor struggles against blind ambition. Get captured in The Bonds of Osteria by grabbing your copy today!
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 1172 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2024-06-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
In a fierce clash for power, titans rise, heroes fall, and the gods find themselves on the brink of destruction. If you crave the mythological adventure of Clash of the Titans and enjoy the blend of history and fantasy in Game of Thrones as well as books by S.J.A Turney, Bernard Cornwell, and Madeline Miller, you’ll love this powerful collection of the final three books from the "highly recommended" Osteria Chronicles series. This set includes… The Bonds of Osteria: The titans gather. The gods plot against one another. And the mortals of Osteria become locked in a battle against nature, monsters, and one other. Former heroes prove themselves unable to protect Osteria, and new heroes are forged as the bonds of family, friendship, and marriage are challenged at every turn. The Battle of Ares: The war that could destroy Osteria has begun. And it’s not just the mortals whose lives are at risk.The Battle of Ares sees Osteria at its most vulnerable. It’s a time of life-shattering power struggles, shifting alliances, and characters going against their nature to protect their realm and those they love. The Return of Odysseus: The war may be over, but the fight for Osteria’s future has just begun. The Return of Odysseus takes you on a journey of mythic proportions in which allegiances are tested, relationships are challenged, and the true meaning of leadership is called into question. Exclusive Bonus Content: Including…a nostalgic look back at writing the series, glimpses into the a few of the myths that inspired these final three books, what Gerard Butler has to do with those pesky Areans, peeks into how the Trojan War and The Odyssey compare to Books Five and Six, a snarky snapshot of the dysfunctional family of the Greek gods, and more Vengeance, heroism, and passion are waiting. Discover the emotionally-charged conclusion of The Osteria Chronicles by grabbing this box set today! What Readers are Saying... * If you like Greek mythology you’ll love Tammie Painter’s twist on the original stories! * I strongly recommend this series... * I can't emphasize enough how good this book was and how much I enjoyed reading it. * …kept me turning pages the whole way through like any guilty pleasure * …satisfying, from beginning to end. * The interactions of the gods and mortals was inspired. Seeing the gods behaving badly was a treat.
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 299 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2024-10-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Book burning. Jewel stealing. Vampire hunting. Not exactly what I expected from a day’s work as a detective, but at least things are no longer dull at the agency. Sorry, I should say “a still-unlicensed detective” since the due date for my application went whizzing, since the only clients I have are dead clients, missing clients, and persnickety clients. But, after making good use of my groveling skills, HQ has given me an extension to get my license. Which would be great if the only two cases I have weren’t impossible to solve. I’m also contending with a boyfriend who’s refusing to speak to me, there's a vampire uprising close on the horizon, and more Magics going missing by the day, including my own parents…again. But the worst problem in my life right now? A bubbly new assistant, who not only believes we’re besties, but also thinks hugging is permitted. Seriously, I’ll take the vampire uprising over that. The Unbearable Inspector Oberlin is the second book in the new Cassie Black Trilogy. Or the fifth book in the old Cassie Black Trilogy. How you do the math is entirely your choice. If you like wryly humorous comic fantasy with a touch of mystery, magic gone awry, treasure-stealing ravens, and problematic trips to the British Library, you’ll love this latest installment of the Cassie Black Trilogy.
Author : Tammie Painter
Publisher : Daisy Dog Media
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2023-07-20
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Peculiar pet shops. Troublesome dream homes. And robot vacuums that just want to be free. Looking for a captivating (and quick) escape from reality? These fifteen tales of myth, magic, and whimsy provide just that. Amongst the award-winning words are stories of vacations gone enchantingly wrong, questionable business practices, worrying parental habits, misbehaving reptiles, and Norse gods in a bit of a bind. This second short story collection by Tammie Painter (author of the humor-filled Cassie Black Trilogy and The Circus of Unusual Creatures Mysteries) begins with a brief introduction telling how these stories led to the creation of those fan favorite series. The author then launches each tale with a few words to share the twists and turns of inspiration. The fifteen stories range from beguiling magical realism to laugh-out-loud silliness to dark (but not too dark) fantasy. Some stories have a little violence (nothing gruesome) and mild cursing, but no "on-screen" hanky panky (a giant does have some off-screen fun, but I’ll leave you to discover that one). The stories inside…. The Great Escape Grave Bargains Buttercup: Queen of Death The Drive-Thru Window Testing the Waters The Back Room The Liar of Lilløya Space Walk Moonlight Cruise The Ghost of Arlen Hall A Case of Mamma’s Love Dragon Trouble The Secret Eater A Feast for Sight Champ
