The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Dating And Sex

Author : David Borgenicht,Joshua Piven,Jennifer Worick
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2011-04-29
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780811873246

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex by David Borgenicht,Joshua Piven,Jennifer Worick Pdf

The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are back—and they've brought a date. Whatever your own dating nightmares are, take it from the professionals, things can get worse. Just in time for Valentine's Day, here are dozens of scenarios covering every phase of the romantic—or not so romantic—turn of events. Learn how to remove stubborn articles of clothing, slip away from a blind date, and get rid of unsightly stains. Discover the secrets of dealing with a bad kisser and of surviving a meeting with your date's parents. Hands-on, step-by-step illustrated instructions help guide you through these and many more perils d'amor. Tasteful and useful, and with an appendix of great pickup lines, breakup lines, and all-purpose excuses, this is the book you need when you wake up next to someone whose name you can't remember.

Author : David Borgenicht,Ben H. Winters
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 415 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2013
Category : Dating (Social customs)
ISBN : OCLC:1148584683

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The Complete Worst-case Scenario Survival Handbook by David Borgenicht,Ben H. Winters Pdf

Author : Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht,Ben H. Winters
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 423 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2013-03-05
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781452116952

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex by Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht,Ben H. Winters Pdf

This deluxe desk reference includes a hardbound volume of the most popular scenarios from all 11 "Worst-Case Scenario" handbooks, plus the entire contents of all the books on a fully searchable CD.

Author : Jennifer Worick
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Address books
ISBN : 0811835308

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Worst Case Dating Sex Address B by Jennifer Worick Pdf

Author : Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2006-09
Category : Reference
ISBN : 0740761765

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The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival by Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht Pdf

Based on the best-selling WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, with more than six million copies in print, this handy pocket-size version prepares you for life's unexpected perils. Would you know what to do if the worst actually happened? How would you survive an earthquake? Would you know what to do if you had to deliver a baby in a taxicab? Step-by-step survival instructions for these scenarios and many more are provided in The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival: * How to Identify a Mail Bomb * How to Survive in the Line of Fire * How to Fend Off an Alligator Carry this pocket-size volume with you at all times, because you just never know when you'll need it. Published under license from Chronicle Books, LLC. Worst-Case Scenario and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are trademarks of Quirk Productions, Inc. The little books are based on the books The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, 1999 by Quirk Productions, Inc., and The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex, 2001 by Quirk Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California, USA.

Author : David Borgenicht,Joshua Piven
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 289 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2010-07-01
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9780811873574

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The Worst-Case Scenario Book of Survival Questions by David Borgenicht,Joshua Piven Pdf

The authors of the phenomenally best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival series have taught millions to prepare for the worst—but how can readers be sure they're really ready? The Worst-Case Scenario Book of Survival Questions collects hundreds of survival dilemmas and questions designed to test true survival skill and daring. Fifty percent longer than the handbooks, this challenging, interactive, and informative book is packed with survival trivia, expert tips, adventurous situations, and illustrations. Your car is careening toward a 20-foot drop into a river: do you leap from the car immediately, or wait to swim free once it begins to sink? Is it worse to be lost in the jungle during the day or in the desert at night? If you had to perform an emergency tracheotomy, where would you make the incision? In hundreds of multiple-choice quizzes, story problems, and questions, The Worst-Case Scenario Book of Survival Questions provides need-to-know answers to life's unexpected turns for the worst. Also included is a Worst-Case Scenario Aptitude Test (WCSAT), which can be scored at home to ensure optimum readiness. Don't wait until it's too late!

Author : Alexander Stadler,Jennifer Worick
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1931686521

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Mr Alexander's Four Steps to Love by Alexander Stadler,Jennifer Worick Pdf

True love is just four steps away! Put your best foot forward with Mr. Alexander's Four Steps to Love, a simple program for finding the soul mate you deserve. In just four easy steps, you'll learn how to visualize your perfect partner, show off your best features, meet 2,000 new people, and find the dream companion who lives within. Mr. Alexander's whimsical illustrations and handwritten instructions guide you through visualization exercises, motivational rituals, take-charge activities, and more. These techniques have already helped people around the world find their partners in life--and now they can help you. We can't change our fate--but we can improve our odds. Mr. Alexander shows us how.

Author : Jennifer Worick,Joe Borgenicht
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2011-12-13
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781594745867

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The Action Heroine's Handbook by Jennifer Worick,Joe Borgenicht Pdf

For the would-be Wonder Woman or Charlie’s Angel: an empowering how-to guide for conquering life’s toughest challenges—and saving the world one baddie at a time For every woman who wants to be as tough as Lara Croft, as nimble as the Bionic Woman, and as babe-a-licious as Charlie’s Angels, The Action Heroine’s Handbook shows you the essential skills you’ll need to conquer the bad guys and save the day without breaking a sweat. Find out how the real action heroines do it, directly from a host of experts, including stuntwomen, jujitsu instructors, helicopter pilots, detectives, forensic psychologists, survivalists, primatologists, and many others. Learn to: • Profile a serial killer • Outwit a band of home intruders • Navigate white water rapids • Go undercover as a beauty queen • Outrun a fireball And dozens of other Tough Chick Skills, Beauty Skills, Brain Skills, Brawn Skills, and Escape Skills. Special sections and appendices feature the top action heroine hairdos, handbag essentials, and the best footwear for every action situation. With step-by-step instructions and easy-to-follow illustrations, The Action Heroine’s Handbook will prepare you to save the world, one baddie at a time.

Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2013-09-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780385372084

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Oh, the Places You'll Go! Read & Listen Edition by Dr. Seuss Pdf

A perennial favorite, Dr. Seuss’s wonderfully wise graduation speech is the perfect send-off for children starting out in the world, be they nursery school, high school, or college grads! From soaring to high heights and seeing great sights to being left in a Lurch on a prickle-ly perch, Dr. Seuss addresses life’s ups and downs with his trademark humorous verse and illustrations, while encouraging readers to find the success that lies within. In a starred review, Booklist notes: “Seuss’s message is simple but never sappy: life may be a ‘Great Balancing Act,’ but through it all ‘There’s fun to be done.’” This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

Author : Joshua Piven
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 79 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2006-09
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780740761775

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The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Dating by Joshua Piven Pdf

What's scarier than dating? The potential nightmare scenarios are endless. The guy you can't get rid of, the girl who has had too much to drink, the obsessed ex-lover who shows up . . . you get the picture. The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Dating includes step-by-step instructions for getting out of numerous dating disasters. From Defensive Dating to Bedroom Survival Skills, you'll learn more than how to give a good kiss, such as: * How to Determine If Your Date Is a Con Artist * How to Escape from a Bad Date * How to Remove Difficult Clothing Also included are Useful Excuses and Pickup Lines to Avoid. Whether you are dating or just starting a serious relationship, keep this pocket-size copy with you at all times . . . because you just never know. There are ten other books in the best-selling WORST-CASE SCENARIO series, as well as calendars, sticky notes, and address books. Published under license from Chronicle Books, LLC. Worst-Case Scenario and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are trademarks of Quirk Productions, Inc. The little books are based on the books The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, 1999 by Quirk Productions, Inc., and The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex, 2001 by Quirk Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California, USA.

Author : Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2006-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0740757164

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The Worst-Case Scenario Sex Kit by Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht Pdf

Be prepared for love's sudden turns with the help of The Worst-Case Scenario Sex Kit! Based on the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex, this kit comes with instructions for tackling every bedroom catastrophe-from removing a shirt caught in a zipper to dealing with body odor-all printed on 15 portable, two-sided cards for quick and easy reference when you need it the most. The kit also includes one sheet of glow-in-the-dark stickers guaranteed to liven up even the most boring bedroom encounter, and an in case of an emergency vial of massage oil cleverly hidden in a reusable secret-compartment keychain.Published under license from Chronicle Books, LLC. Worst-Case Scenario(R) and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook(TM) are trademarks of Quirk Productions, Inc. The kits are based on the books The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook(TM), (c) 1999 by Quirk Productions, Inc., and The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook(TM): Dating & Sex, (c) 2001 by Quirk Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California, USA.

Author : David Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 52,7 Mb
Release : 2011-12-13
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781594745850

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The Action Hero's Handbook by David Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht Pdf

Filled with action movie-inspired advice, this hilarious guide is the ultimate gag gift or stocking stuffer for anyone who wants to ‘keep up with the Indiana Joneses’ For everyone who’s ever wanted to be as smooth as James Bond, as clever as Captain Kirk, or as tough as Charlie’s Angels, The Action Hero’s Handbook is the ultimate guide to the essential skills every action hero needs to survive and thrive in this dangerous but exciting world. This book features dozens of real-life action hero techniques, directly from experts in the subjects at hand: FBI agents, sexologists, stuntmen, hypnotists, karate masters, criminologists, detectives, and many others. Learn how to: • Catch a great white shark • Deliver the Vulcan Nerve Pinch • Spyproof your hotel room • Win a fight when outnumbered • Climb down Mount Rushmore National Monument And dozens of other Good Guy Skills, Paranormal Skills, Fighting Skills, and Escape Skills. With meticulously researched step-by-step instructions and easy-to-follow illustrations, The Action Hero’s Handbook will get you ready for anything. Good luck—we’re all counting on you.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Prospect Park Books
Page : 136 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2015-08-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781938849572

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Things I Want to Punch in the Face by Anonim Pdf

"Anger is like an essential vitamin, and Jen has given me even more reasons to be angry. I couldn't be happier or healthier."—Lewis Black, stand-up comedian, actor, author, and regular on The Daily Show The second edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face brings humor writer Jennifer Worick's newest and most popular diatribes about the most annoying things in everyday life and modern American society, including: Cold-Pressed Coffee TED Talks Evites Cosplay Polar Bear Clubs Family Car Stickers Mixologists Scrabble Yoga Pants #blessed And there's more, so much more. From nail art to Hobbits, passwords to auto-tune, Worick takes aim at the copious bounty of annoyances that irk her shit. And ours. Jennifer Worick has written two dozen books on pop culture, humor, and crafts, including two Worst Case Scenario books (Chronicle), the hit Nancy Drew's Guide to Life (Running Press), and the successful first edition of Things I Want to Punch in the Face (Prospect Park Books). She has toured the nation delivering a hilarious slide show on dating and sex to college students; she co-runs The Business of Books; she writes two blogs; and she has more than twenty-two thousand Twitter followers. Jen lives in Seattle, Washington.

Author : David Borgenicht,James Grace
Publisher : Quirk Books
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1594740739

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How to Con Your Kid by David Borgenicht,James Grace Pdf

Children bring boundless love, unbridled joy and overwhelming happiness into our lives. They also bring temper tantrums, stubborn moods and strong wills. To deal with these obstinate emotions, parents often have to turn into hustlers, tricking their kid into doing things that he or she refuses to do, such as getting dressed, holding still, trying new foods or going to sleep.How to Con Your Kid gives parents tools to easily trick their little one, from short, one-line cons to longer step-by-step scams. There are loads of tricks for keeping kids clean, fed, clothed and happy--even when they'd rather be dirty, hungry, naked and bored.

Author : Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht,Jennifer Worick
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Courtship
ISBN : 9621425433

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逃出生天 by Joshua Piven,David Borgenicht,Jennifer Worick Pdf