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The Zen of Zombie

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2015-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781634509503

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While you may struggle to get out of bed each morning, swaying lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, and murmuring unintelligibly, take at heart that you are not alone. While many people feel this way, most of those staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life! Zen of Zombie will teach you their secrets to happiness, by learning how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable. With this recent update, you will learn more about the inner workings of the living dead, and why they do the things they’re known so well for doing . . .including why they always have that glazed over look on their faces. Follow the genius of Scott Kenemore as he leads you through the world that only a zombie could properly understand. Having peace and tranquility in life is the key to success and happiness. Now, with this book by your side, you will be able to not only find spiritual relaxation and chi, but you’ll also be taught how to think less and relax more . . . as zombies have no use for their brains.

The Zen of Zombie

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Page : 273 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2007-10-17
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781602391871

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The Zen of Zombie: The Card Set

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Skyhorse
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2012-09-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1616086513

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The Zen of Zombie: The Card Set by Scott Kenemore Pdf

This fun card set provides a whole new way to enjoy learning the lessons of Scott Kenemore’s bestselling The Zen of Zombie. Each card features ghoulish graphics and morbidly humorous tips on better living through the undead. It turns out that zombies can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And with this handy set of cards, you can learn all of their secrets to happiness: - Slow down and move at your own pace - Succeed with strength in numbers - Reject stereotypes - Become your own boss - Let go of material possessions - And just devour those irritating people who get in your way With this deck of fifty cards, you can now take undead wisdom with you in your bag, in your car, and everywhere you go! It also makes a great gift for all the zombie-enthusiasts among your friends. Zombies aren’t afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living the undead way, with the help of The Zen of Zombie: The Card Set!

The Zen of Zombie

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 263 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2010
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 1435125002

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"Reanimate yourself for success with advice on life, love, and work from the undead! Zombies aren't afraid of life so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through the Zen of Zombie!" --Jacket flap.

Zombies Vs. Nazis

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Page : 273 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2011-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781616082505

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Zombies Vs. Nazis by Scott Kenemore Pdf

It s zombies against Nazis in a fight for the secrets of the walking...

The Complete History of The Return of the Living Dead

Author : Christian Sellers,Gary Smart
Publisher : Plexus Publishing
Page : 851 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2017-10-01
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9780859658874

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The Complete History of The Return of the Living Dead by Christian Sellers,Gary Smart Pdf

The Return of the Living Dead film series has become one of the most successful zombie movie franchises of all time, gaining cult status across the world and inspiring movies such as 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, and Zombieland. For the first time in 25 years, the cast and crew of all five films in this franchise reveal the stories behind the movies, offering their own opinions and details about life on the sets of some of the most fraught productions in cinema history. Supported by dozens of cast and crew members, The Complete History of the Return of the Living Dead features hundreds of previously unreleased behind-the-scenes photographs and exclusive artwork. This eye-catching, comprehensive book is the ultimate celebration of The Return of the Living Dead franchise and all those who contributed to its creation.

So Now You're a Zombie

Author : John Austin
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
Page : 161 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2010-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781613742860

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So Now You're a Zombie by John Austin Pdf

All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

Rot & Ruin: Warrior Smart

Author : Jonathan Maberry
Publisher : IDW Publishing
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2015-05-13
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN : 9781623027650

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Rot & Ruin: Warrior Smart by Jonathan Maberry Pdf

An all-new story continuing the events from the award-winning series of novels. Meet Benny, Nix, Lilah, and Chong as they stay one step ahead of the zombie hordes.

Knit Your Own Zombie

Author : Fiona Goble
Publisher : Adams Media
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2012-12-18
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN : 1440557160

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Knit Your Own Zombie by Fiona Goble Pdf

Join the legions of The Crafting Dead! From your traditional living-dead moaners to the hard-partying Zombie Rock Star and deliciously evil Zombie Chef, each one of these creatures is easy to knit and hard to kill. Best of all, every piece of every zombie is held together with Velcro strips and snap fasteners, so there are endless variations of Undead legions to discover. We've included some mashup pages to get you started (including a deadly Zen Yoga Zombie and a Mother of the Bride who would stop any groom dead in his tracks), but once you've got the hang of it, you'll find that making your own mashups is even more fun than knitting the originals.

The Making of Zombie Wars

Author : Aleksandar Hemon
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Page : 321 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2015-05-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780374712532

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The Making of Zombie Wars by Aleksandar Hemon Pdf

The seriously, seriously funny roller-coaster ride of sex and violence that Aleksandar Hemon has long promised Script idea #142: Aliens undercover as cabbies abduct the fiancée of the main character, who has to find a way to a remote planet to save her. Title: Love Trek. Script idea #185: Teenager discovers his girlfriend's beloved grandfather was a guard in a Nazi death camp. The boy's grandparents are survivors, but he's tantalizingly close to achieving deflowerment, so when a Nazi hunter arrives in town in pursuit of Grandpa, he has to distract him long enough to get laid. A riotous Holocaust comedy. Title: The Righteous Love. Script idea #196: Rock star high out of his mind freaks out during a show, runs offstage, and is lost in streets crowded with his hallucinations. The teenage fan who finds him keeps the rock star for himself for the night. Mishaps and adventures follow. This one could be a musical: Singin' in the Brain. Josh Levin is an aspiring screenwriter teaching ESL classes in Chicago. His laptop is full of ideas, but the only one to really take root is Zombie Wars. When Josh comes home to discover his landlord, an unhinged army vet, rifling through his dirty laundry, he decides to move in with his girlfriend, Kimmy. It's domestic bliss for a moment, but Josh becomes entangled with a student, a Bosnian woman named Ana, whose husband is jealous and violent. Disaster ensues, and as Josh's choices move from silly to profoundly absurd, The Making of Zombie Wars takes on real consequence.

Zen and the Art of Cannibalism

Author : Daniel Younger
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2015-05-14
Category : Cannibalism
ISBN : 1511794070

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Zen and the Art of Cannibalism by Daniel Younger Pdf

When a harebrained scheme to swipe forty pounds of pot from Russian mobsters goes awry, the Wizard thinks he's got problems. But when a giant evil talking dog shows up and starts raising the dead, things get a little more complicated.As the end grows nigh, it's up to Wiz and his ragtag cohorts (along with a binge-drinking voodoo god) to fend off the hungry horde. Will they make it? Or will everything go up in smoke?A hilarious, gut-busting, skull-crunching homage to B-movies everywhere. Funnier than The Illyad... Scarier than Brokeback Mountain... Dumber than Breakfast of Champions... Significantly shorter than Dune... It's Zen and the Art of Cannibalism.

Zombie, Ohio

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 379 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2011-02-10
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781626366671

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Zombie, Ohio by Scott Kenemore Pdf

When rural Ohio college professor Peter Mellor dies in an automobile accident during a zombie outbreak, he is reborn as a highly intelligent (yet somewhat amnesiac) member of the living dead. With society crumbling around him and violence escalating into daily life, Peter quickly learns that being a zombie isn’t all fun and brains. Humans—unsympathetic, generally, to his new proclivities—try to kill him at nearly every opportunity. His old friends are loath to associate with him. And he finds himself inconveniently addicted to the gooey stuff inside of people’s heads. As if all this weren’t bad enough, Peter soon learns that his automobile accident was no accident at all. Faced with the harrowing mystery of his death, Peter resolves to use his strange zombie “afterlife” to solve his own murder. Skillfully combining the genres of horror, humor, and film noir, Zombie, Ohio weaves an enthralling and innovative tale that any fan of the current zombie craze is sure to relish. Followers of detective and horror fiction alike will find something to love about Zombie, Ohio—a tale of murder, mystery, and the walking dead.

The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 313 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2015-09-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781632201638

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The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival by Scott Kenemore Pdf

The Gory Guide to the Walking Dead While most people know what zombies look like, do they actually know how they act? What they do during their spare time? What their work ethic is? Probably not. Enter The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival. From bestselling zombie author Scott Kenemore, learn all the tricks to the living dead trade. Whether you’re fighting the zombies or are a zombie yourself, this collection is all that you need to survive on your own. Included in this book are excerpts and illustrations from such helpful handbooks as: The Code of the Zombie Pirate The Art of Zombie Warfare Z.E.O. The Zen of Zombie Zombies vs. Nazis The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival is a one-stop shop for everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the world of zombies. Whether you’re the undead seeking to make it in the business industry, fine-tune your martial arts, master your swashbuckling, or move on up the corporate ladder, this compendium is just for you. With gory full-color illustrations and insightful knowledge from the man who knows zombies better than they know themselves, The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival will scare, teach, and prepare you for everything you’ve ever needed to know about zombies. Skyhorse Publishing, under our Night Shade and Talos imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of titles for readers interested in science fiction (space opera, time travel, hard SF, alien invasion, near-future dystopia), fantasy (grimdark, sword and sorcery, contemporary urban fantasy, steampunk, alternative history), and horror (zombies, vampires, and the occult and supernatural), and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller, a national bestseller, or a Hugo or Nebula award-winner, we are committed to publishing quality books from a diverse group of authors.

The Transatlantic Zombie

Author : Sarah J. Lauro
Publisher : Rutgers University Press
Page : 284 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2015-07-15
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9780813575643

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The Transatlantic Zombie by Sarah J. Lauro Pdf

Our most modern monster and perhaps our most American, the zombie that is so prevalent in popular culture today has its roots in African soul capture mythologies. The Transatlantic Zombie provides a more complete history of the zombie than has ever been told, explaining how the myth’s migration to the New World was facilitated by the transatlantic slave trade, and reveals the real-world import of storytelling, reminding us of the power of myths and mythmaking, and the high stakes of appropriation and homage. Beginning with an account of a probable ancestor of the zombie found in the Kongolese and Angolan regions of seventeenth-century Africa and ending with a description of the way, in contemporary culture, new media are used to facilitate zombie-themed events, Sarah Juliet Lauro plots the zombie’s cultural significance through Caribbean literature, Haitian folklore, and American literature, film, and the visual arts. The zombie entered US consciousness through the American occupation of Haiti, the site of an eighteenth-century slave rebellion that became a war for independence, thus making the figuration of living death inseparable from its resonances with both slavery and rebellion. Lauro bridges African mythology and US mainstream culture by articulating the ethical complications of the zombie’s invocation as a cultural conquest that was rebranded for the American cinema. As The Transatlantic Zombie shows, the zombie is not merely a bogeyman representing the ills of modern society, but a battleground over which a cultural war has been fought between the imperial urge to absorb exotic, threatening elements, and the originary, Afro-disaporic culture’s preservation through a strategy of mythic combat.

The Art of Zombie Warfare

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2010-08-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781628730692

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The Art of Zombie Warfare by Scott Kenemore Pdf

Sun Tzu meets George Romero in Scott Kenemore’s third zombie book. 40 color illustrations