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They Call Me Mr. Ummmm

Author : Bill Buxton
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2019-03-30
Category : Education
ISBN : 9780359379231

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A bit irreverent yet, kind and truthful, this book is for substitutes, teachers, and administrators. It describes the work-life of an experienced substitute teacher through the lenses of ""best practices."" It begins with the need for education: Axiom (1) ""Teaching is a prerequisite for human evolution"" to Axiom (11) ""Do not take anything personally"", even when the students say you are ""the best sub they ever had."" For grades K-12, this book helps with classroom management techniques to keeping track of multiple assignments. All you need is a tolerance for ambiguity (everyday is different), a healthy lunch, and perhaps ear plugs for rainy day recesses. Author: Bill Buxton (MA, MBA, TESOL) has been a ""mostly friendly"" substitute for about five years for grades four through twelve in various socioeconomic districts. He believes the primary goal of a substitute teacher is to support the professional teacher by following the sub plans, with some discretion, of course.

The Jethro Sirius Experiment

Author : Trevor Mason
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 193 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2011-01-31
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781450272926

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Jethro Sirius is Star Wars meets Harry Potter meets The Rolling Stones all rolled into one big, giant, intergalactic space burrito! DARCY G. O F THE DARCY G. SHOW! When their parents, who happen to be in one of the biggest rock bands in the known universe, go missing while on an inter-galactic tour, four young aliens decide to pick up where their parents left off and form their own band, The Jethro Sirius Experiment. Left to their own devices including a Space Bus equipped with its own water park and aided by the ships computer, Libby, the band sets out on an epic adventure of universal proportions. Having decided to masquerade as their parents band and continue on with the tour while at the same time searching for their missing parents, the young alien rockers soon find out that the Universe is both a wonderful and dangerous place full of giant Space Slugs, plant people, bounty hunters, Monsturds, slave traders, space goblins and an evil maniacal ego obsessed villain that looks like a furry pink bunny rabbit. Jethro Sirius is a wildly amusing sci-fi adventure story that will engage your inner rockstar and leave you wishing you had a guitar in your hands.

The Dragon Lantern

Author : Alan Gratz
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2015-06-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781466838512

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The Dragon Lantern is the second action-packed, steampunk adventure in the League of Seven series by the acclaimed author of Samurai Shortstop, Alan Gratz. Archie Dent is convinced that he and his friends Hachi and Fergus are the first three members of a new League of Seven: a group of heroes who come together to fight the Mangleborn whenever the monsters arise to destroy humanity. His belief is put to the test when they are forced to undertake separate missions. Archie and his faithful Tik-Tok servant Mr. Rivets pursue a shapeshifting girl who has stolen the Dragon Lantern, an ancient artifact with mysterious powers. And Hachi and Fergus travel to New Orleans to find Madame Blavatsky, the only person who knows the circumstances surrounding the death of Hachi's father. In the course of their adventures the three heroes meet potential candidates to join their League. At the same time, they learn deep-rooted secrets that could destroy the League forever.... At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Flight of the Gazebo

Author : Kent Silverhill
Publisher : Mirke Books
Page : 371 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2024-06-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780995607002

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Flight of the Gazebo by Kent Silverhill Pdf

It isn’t easy when you find yourself lost and alone in a strange place. It’s even trickier when that place is a different world, and you have no idea how you got there. Drome’s top priority isn’t to figure that out. It’s to avoid getting himself killed. But his talent for making enemies as he flees the villainous courtiers who took him hostage, really isn’t helping. He’s in an unfamiliar city, in a bizarre hollow world, and he only has one friend. Well, that’s if he can call a snarky living skeleton with a penchant for stealing royal jewels a friend. What with every palace guard and a crazed assassin after the pair, the odds are stacked against them. Running out of time, luck, and options, it’s touch-and-go whether they’ll make it to Drome’s village and warn them of the horror coming their way. And then there’s the wizard. If only Drome hadn’t angered him too… So, is Drome in trouble? Yup. He’s screwed. If you like Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and Joe Abercrombie, you won't be able to put down the addictive Hollow series.

The Day I Clean My Last Toilet

Author : J.R. Warnet
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Page : 248 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2020-11-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781643506593

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The Day I Clean My Last Toilet by J.R. Warnet Pdf

Have you ever worked at a job you hate? Some place you’ve spent years toiling away only to realize you’re stuck with no place to go? Then you can relate to some of the things in this book. With over twenty years’ experience in the public school system, a janitor can tell you some stories. Dirty situations, limitless bosses, insane coworkers, all told through the eyes of a mop jockey. With colorful characters leading the way, The Day I Clean My Last Toilet will make you laugh, cry, and ponder your current work situation.

The Marcos Tapes

Author : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Foreign Affairs. Subcommittee on Asian and Pacific Affairs
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 1987
Category : Philippines
ISBN : UCR:31210015720236

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I'm Ready for My Movie Contract

Author : Darby Conley
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2007-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740769221

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I'm Ready for My Movie Contract by Darby Conley Pdf

Satchel, the ever-hapless Shar-pei-Lab mix in the "Get Fuzzy" gang, is the star of this book, inspired by his hero, Wonder Mutt. Rounding out this not-so-warm-and-fuzzy cast is Rob Wilco, a single, mild-mannered ad exec, and Bucky Katt, a high strung, bucktoothed Siamese.

The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery

Author : Kyril Bonfiglioli
Publisher : Penguin UK
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2014-10-02
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780241970300

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The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery by Kyril Bonfiglioli Pdf

The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery - the fourth Charlie Mortdecai novel, soon to be a major film starring Johnny Depp 'Deliciously nasty ... An adventurously off-piste whodunit' Observer 'She was a Fellow and Tutor of Scone College and the world must learn that Fellows and Tutors of Scone College shall not be done to death with impunity.' The Hon. Charlie Mortdecai (and his intrepid moustache) is invited to Oxford to investigate the cruel and most definitely unusual death of a don who collided with an omnibus. Though her death appears accidental, one or two things don't add up - such as two pairs of thugs who'd been following her just before her death. With more spies than you could shoe horn into a stretch limo and the solving of the odd murder along the way, The Great Mortdecai Moustache Mystery is a criminally comic delight. 'Gloriously, infectiously funny' Guardian 'The result of stewing together PG Wodehouse and Raymond Chandler, lightly seasoned with Ian Fleming and Damon Runyon, then adding a jigger of Groucho Marx and a dash of the Marquis de Sade' Mail on Sunday 'A delightfully black comedy thriller - and it will tell you everything you need to know about onanism in fourth-century China' Observer 'Blissfully funny' Independent Kyril Bonfiglioli was born on the south coast of England in 1928 of an English mother and Italo-Slovene father. After studying at Oxford and five years in the army, he took up a career as an art dealer, like his eccentric creation Charlie Mortdecai. He lived in Oxford, Lancashire, Ireland and Jersey, where he died in 1985. He wrote four Charlie Mortdecai novels, and a fifth historical Mortdecai novel (about a distinguished ancestor).

I didn't know my daughter was a ninja

Author : Raxiel Liz
Publisher : Raxiel Liz
Page : 138 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2019-07-29
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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I didn't know my daughter was a ninja by Raxiel Liz Pdf

My daughter is an amazing kid! She is full of life, love and most of all curiosity. Her imagination is amazing and one of a kind. She is very smart, focused and loves Kung fu flicks. Latley she has been acting really strange. I believe it’s due to us moving to a new city and her new school. I like to think we have a good bond and I know just about everything going on in her life. Her grades, her feelings, her dreams.... But, one thing I didn’t know for sure was that my daughter was here to save us all from destruction. With that being said.............

Catwalk

Author : Deborah Gregory
Publisher : Laurel Leaf
Page : 930 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780385739306

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Catwalk by Deborah Gregory Pdf

Presents three novels featuring Pashmina, Felinez, Angora, and Aphra, four best friends at Manhattan's Fashion International High School who are about to enter the Catwalk competition in hopes of winning a trip to Florence, Italy.

Catwalk: Strike a Pose

Author : Deborah Gregory
Publisher : Delacorte Press
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2009-09-08
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780375893865

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Catwalk: Strike a Pose by Deborah Gregory Pdf

The competition heats up at Fashion International High School. Bring it! Sashay, parlay! The design competition at Fashion International High School heats up as each design house struggles to produce its first—and hopefully award-winning—line. Tensions are cropping up in the House of Pashmina, and it’s not clear whether Pashmina and her best friends will weather the runway. They’d better scramble if they want to win a real shot at a fashion career and an all-expenses-paid trip to Florence! “A high-energy journey through the world of fashion high school as seen through the eyes of several feisty fashionistas. . . . Young readers will dive into Gregory’s vibrant mix of teenage realism, glamour, and fantasy.”—Essence

Sinclair Lewis - Ultimate Collection

Author : Sinclair Lewis
Publisher : Good Press
Page : 7901 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2023-12-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : EAN:8596547787419

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Sinclair Lewis - Ultimate Collection by Sinclair Lewis Pdf

E-artnow presents to you the complete novels and the greatest short stories of the master of his craft and Nobel prize winner, Sinclair Lewis. This edition includes: Novels: Babbitt Free Air Main Street The Trail of the Hawk The Innocents The Job Our Mr. Wrenn Arrowsmith Mantrap Elmer Gantry The Man Who Knew Coolidge Dodsworth Ann Vickers Work of Art It Can't Happen Here The Prodigal Parents Bethel Merriday Gideon Planish Cass Timberlane Kingsblood Royal World So Wide Short Stories: Things Moths in the Arc Light The Willow Walk Nature, Inc. The Cat of the Stars The Ghost Patrol The Kidnaped Memorial Speed Young Man Axelbrod Seven Million Dollars Let's Play King Land A Letter From the Queen The Hack Driver Go East, Young Man Little Bear Bongo...

The Complete Novels of Sinclair Lewis

Author : Sinclair Lewis
Publisher : Good Press
Page : 7428 pages
File Size : 44,7 Mb
Release : 2023-12-23
Category : Fiction
ISBN : EAN:8596547787426

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The Complete Novels of Sinclair Lewis by Sinclair Lewis Pdf

E=artnow presents to you the complete novels by one of the greatest novelists of all time, Sinclair Lewis: Babbitt Free Air Main Street The Trail of the Hawk The Innocents The Job Our Mr. Wrenn Arrowsmith Mantrap Elmer Gantry The Man Who Knew Coolidge Dodsworth Ann Vickers Work of Art It Can't Happen Here The Prodigal Parents Bethel Merriday Gideon Planish Cass Timberlane Kingsblood Royal World So Wide Sinclair Lewis (1885-1951) was an American writer and playwright. In 1930, he became the first writer from the United States to receive the Nobel Prize in Literature. He is best known for his novels Main Street, Babbitt, Arrowsmith, and It Can't Happen Here. His works are known for their critical views of American capitalism and materialism in the interwar period. He is also respected for his strong characterizations of modern working women.

We Cry the Sea

Author : Glenn Quigley
Publisher : NineStar Press
Page : 402 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2021-03-16
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781648902338

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We Cry the Sea by Glenn Quigley Pdf

After the explosive events of The Lion Lies Waiting, life has returned to normal for burly fisherman Robin Shipp. That is until the innkeeper of the ancient Moth & Moon approaches him with a surprising proposal, and an unexpected arrival brings some shocking news that sends Robin on a perilous journey alone. While he’s away, his lover, Edwin, anxiously prepares for the birth of his first child with his friend, Iris. Her wife, Lady Eva, must travel to Blackrabbit Island for a showdown over the future of the family business. Meanwhile, Duncan nurses an injured man back to health but as the two grow close, the island’s new schoolmaster makes his amorous intentions clear. Robin’s search for answers to the questions that have haunted his entire life will take him away from everyone he knows, across a dangerous ocean, and into the very heart of a floating pirate stronghold. Pushed to his limits, Robin’s one last chance at finding the truth will cost him more than he ever imagined.