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Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader for Kids Only

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Uncle John s Top Secret Bathroom Reader for Kids Only Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Curiosities and wonders
ISBN : 1592232310

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Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader for Kids Only by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is TOP SECRET and it's FOR KIDS ONLY! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it's just the kids, we'll let the cat out of the bag: This book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It's also got weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. Andentomophagy. (What's that? It's the practice of eating worms.) But there's more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You'll be briefed in . . . * How to make your own secret code * Where the "Jolly Roger" pirate flag came from * Mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings * The original alchemist and the search for the Philosopher's Stone * TheCaptain Underpants story * A secret recipe for edible glass * Sneakers of the future And a whole bunch more!

Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

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Uncle John s Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only Collectible Edition Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2014-04-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626862944

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Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same top-secret mix of fun and illustrations. Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is TOP SECRET and it’s FOR KIDS ONLY! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it’s just the kids, we’ll let the cat out of the bag: This book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It’s also got weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What’s that? It’s the practice of eating worms.) But there’s more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You’ll be briefed in . . . * How to make your own secret code * Where the “Jolly Roger” pirate flag came from * Mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings * The original alchemist and the search for the Philosopher’s Stone * The Captain Underpants story * A secret recipe for edible glass * Sneakers of the future And a whole bunch more!

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

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Uncle John s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only Collectible Edition Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2014-04-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626862937

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same jaw-dropping mix of fun and information. Now is your chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous "running feet"--those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Kids will read about… * Who was Dr. Seuss? * Baseball superstitions * The birth of The Simpsons * How carnival games are rigged * Dining on scorpions and tarantulas * Shocking truths about thunder and lightning * Disgusting bodily functions like ear wax and digestion ( and why they're important) * Uncle John's all-time favorite elephant joke: Q: How do you get an elephant up an oak tree? A: Plant an acorn underneath him and wait 50 years! ...And much, much more!

Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader

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Uncle John s Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 504 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2012-11-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781607106692

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Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Our first all-new edition to top 500 pages, this was the Bathroom Reader that made the publishing world stand up and take notice—these guys are here to stay. Also appearing for the first time in Giant 10th Anniversary is our famous “Extended Sitting Section,” a series of extra-long articles for those truly leg-numbing experiences. There are also plenty of short and medium articles covering a whole host of topics, including little-known history, pop science, myth-conceptions, celebrity rumors, comedian quotes, and, of course, really dumb crooks. Read about… * The anatomy of laughter * Is your name your destiny? * The history of the electric guitar * What really happened at Roswell * The Politically Correct quiz * The secret of Nancy Drew * Legendary TV flops * Why you itch And much, much more!

Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

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Uncle John s Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only Collectible Edition Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 288 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2014-04-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781626862920

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Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Collectible hardcover edition! All new illustrations! Same electrifying mix of fun and information. Collect your very own copy of this Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only in a newly illustrated hardcover edition!The shocking truth is that Uncle John’s For Kids Only! books are nearly as popular as the big editions--and Electrifying is so awesome it’ll make kids’ hair stand on end. Illustrated and easy to read, this book is full of fascinating articles, fun games, forgotten history, silly science, myths and legends, jokes, weird sports, and more. And at the bottom of each page--288 in all--are Uncle John’s famous “running feet” facts, like this one: Bald eagle nests can weigh up to two tons--more than a compact car. What else is in here? Lots of great short articles! For example: * The history of the @ sign * Real-life X-men * The mysterious goings-on in the Bermuda Triangle * How not to get struck by lightning * Real-life X-men * Test your phobia IQ * Royal slobs * Decoding Harry Potter * Flying octopi at pro hockey games * Newspaper boys from a century ago who went on strike . . . and won And much, much more! Testimonials: "The Bathroom Readers are the most interesting and coolest things around..." -- Jennifer S. "I'm not big into reading long and boring books. Ever since I have discovered your book, I cannot put it down! It's perfect for people like me!" -- Raelyn H., age 14

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV

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Uncle John s Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 504 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2012-06-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781607106531

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Uncle John channel-surfs through America’s favorite pastime: television. What does Homer Simpson call “friend…mother…secret lover?” Television, you meathead! Here comes your wacky neighbor Uncle John to present TV the way only he can. From test patterns to Top Chef, from My Three Sons to Mad Men, as well as TV news, advertising, scandals, sitcoms, dramas, reality shows, and yadda yadda yadda, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV is “dy-no-mite!” Read about… * Gilligan’s seven deadly sins * The inside story of TV’s first commercial * What goes on behind the scenes of Jeopardy! * The most incredibly bizarre shows from around the world * Why Gene Roddenberry tried to beam the original Star Trek cast into space * What reality show producers don’t want you to know * How the King of Late Night crushed his competition * What really went down on the island of LOST * Unexpected sitcom fatalities * TV’s greatest chimps And much, much more!

Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader

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Uncle John s Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 540 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2012-06-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781607106500

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Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

It's here! The 23rd annual edition in the popular Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series. The big brains at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have come up with 544 all-new pages full of incredible facts, hilarious articles, and a whole bunch of other ways to, er, pass the time. With topics ranging from history and science to pop culture, wordplay, and modern mythology, Heavy Duty is sure to amaze and entertain the loyal legions of throne sitters. Read about… * Sideshow secrets * The worst movie ever made * The hidden dangers of watching the Super Bowl * The father of the shopping mall * The physics of breakfast cereal * How to speak dog, and how to crack a safe * The unluckiest train ride of all time * The origins of casino games * Powering your car with pee * Keith Moon, bathroom bomber And much, much more!

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh

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Uncle John s Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada Eh Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2010-05-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1607101009

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

PGW Uncle John's taking the plunge . . . into the Great White North! Raincoast Hey, Canada! Uncle John salutes you! For 25 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has been wildly popular in Canada, so we decided to dedicate an entire edition to our friends in the Great White North--even though much of the continental U.S. is north of Canada’s southernmost point. That misconception--and a whole lot more--is revealed in this loving ode to a friendly nation with a colorful history and some of the most beautiful scenery in the world. Whether you’re a true Canuck, or just always wanted to be one, Yukon count on us to deliver great bathroom reading! Read about… * Stealing the Stanley Cup (literally) * The origins of Tim Hortons and Kraft dinners * Jellied moose nose and other Canadian delicacies * Move over Napa: the story of Canadian “ice wine” * The government’s secret official UFO division * Canada’s homegrown rock ’n’ roll bands * All about those dam beavers * The answer to Canada’s most burning question: Does Santa Claus really have his own postal code? And much, much more!

Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

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Uncle John s The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-13
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1607107848

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Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute. What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE! You’ll find terrifying tales, including… - Revenge of the Meatloaf - The Legend of Peepee Hollow - The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day - The Haunted Outhouse Frightening facts about… - The Curse of Amen-Ra - The Attack of the Cow Lady - Decay-causing Tooth Worms - The FBI’s Body Farm Horrifying things to do like… - Make a Bouncing Eyeball - Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions - Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat - Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)

Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader

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Uncle John s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 468 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2012-06-01
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9781607106135

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Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Grab some quiet time for yourself and enjoy hundreds of pages of the world’s most twisted trivia! The crackpot staff at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has scoured the worlds of pop culture, politics, sports, history, and more to bring you Slightly Irregular, the seventeenth all-new edition in the best-selling series. As always, the articles are divided by length for your sitting convenience. So turn thine eyes away from the shampoo bottle, O bathroom reader, and let Uncle John pepper your brain with these absorbing articles . . . * Women in space * The origin of Kung Fu * The CIA’s secret coup * The great windshield epidemic * Spider eggs in the brain, and other urban legends * What went down at Woodstock * Freedom of McSpeech * How to kill a zombie, and much more!

Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader

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Uncle John s Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 311 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2013-10-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781607109297

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Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is). Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles--such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at… * Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case. * Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. * Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” * Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. * Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.” * Comedian quips: “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” --Zach Galifianakis * Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” --Pat Summerall And much, much more!

Uncle John's Plunges into California

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Uncle John s Plunges into California Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2014-06-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1626860432

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Uncle John's Plunges into California by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

California here we come! Uncle John is taking a full-color plunge into the land of freeways, fun in the sun, cable cars, and movie stars. From the redwood forest to the Mexican border, the Pacific coastline to the Mojave Desert, California is the most populous state in the Union and the eighth-largest economy in the world. And what better way to honor America’s most influential state than by devoting an entire Technicolor compendium to the cause? Inside this book, readers will discover obscure history, learn fascinating facts, and meet the unique people who make California so great. So grab your sunglasses, hold on to your gold-miner’s hat, and plunge into the Golden State!

Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader

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Uncle John s Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
Page : 526 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : Games & Activities
ISBN : 1879682737

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Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Readers of this hilarious series have been laughing their pants off for 11 years and its success is continuing to grow. For two years these books have topped Raincoast's bestseller list - in North America, nearly 2 million people have discovered Uncle John's Bathroom Readers.A light-hearted, easy-to-read format makes this fascinating compendium of cultural lore accessible to all ages. This newest installment will keep fans entertained and on the edge of their seats, with consistently informative and funny chapters on music, monuments, history, science, oddities, quizzes, fads, gossip, pop culture, and much more. Some of this edition's knee-slappers include weird tourist traps, supermarket history, famous for being naked, dumb criminals, the history of the bra, and TV's most famoustoilets. For bathroom convenience, this clever book is organized by content and by length - short, medium, long, and extended. And one-line factoids of the strange and weird add an extra laugh to every page. Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader makes an excellent gift. No bathroom should be without one!

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

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Uncle John s Bathroom Reader Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Macmillan
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 1988-11-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0312026633

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

Presents a collection of brief articles on a wide variety of topics designed especially for bathroom reading.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Fake Facts

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Uncle John s Bathroom Reader Fake Facts Book PDF

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Portable Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 55,5 Mb
Release : 2012-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1607105594

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Fake Facts by Bathroom Readers' Institute Pdf

From the market leader in true facts comes a big book of hilariously false information. The crackpot staff of the Bathroom Readers’ Institute is out of control. After 25 years of laboriously researching facts and verifying them and then verifying them again, Uncle John’s mischievous minions decided to blow off a little steam. The result: Fake Facts. It’s stuff that isn’t even remotely true--we just made it sound real. Why? Because it’s really funny. Fake Facts is 228 pages of origins, facts, weird products, strange diseases, kooky fads, slang terms, historical oddities, and other fascinating bits of information that are too good to be true…because they aren’t true. So put aside your BS detector and settle in to read about: * The ill-fated “Vice President For a Day” for kids program * How the overfishing of dolphins led to the canned tuna industry * “Crumble,” “plaidsy,” “benji,” and other British slang * Abandoned rules of early baseball, and obscure rules of grammar * How early vegetarians gave Boston its “Beantown” nickname * The secret superpowers of twins * James Joyce’s unpublished sci-fi trilogy * Unicorns, wizards, and pirates galore And lots more falsified fun!