What I Thought Of Ain T Funny

Author : Caroljean Gavin
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-31
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0998171050

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What I Thought of Ain't Funny by Caroljean Gavin Pdf

Comedian Mitch Hedberg's creative legacy is celebrated in this collection of seventeen short stories inspired by his most loved jokes. An acid trip, a quest to reclaim the sesame seed, an underground association of sandwich enthusiasts, the first ever suburban koala infestation, a Nyquil-tipsy priest, a view from inside the parade, a very, very hungry diner, a girlfriend who isn't, and an apartment where every few feet is a bedroom, the seventeen stories in this anthology "yes, and" the jokes of late comedian Mitch Hedberg. At turns hilarious, poignant, silly, haunting, and rife with word play, What I Thought of Ain't Funny, an anthology of short fiction based on the jokes of Mitch Hedberg pays tribute to the imaginative ingenuity and the writing genius of Mitch Hedberg, opening up the ridiculous of this world, and hanging out with the complicated human beings who live inside it. With stories by: Hal Ackerman Janelle Bassett Dan Bern Jon Dunbar Allison Fradkin TJ Fuller Chisto Healy Maggie Nerz Iribarne Gracie Beaver-Kairis Marco Kaye Veronica Klash Bethany Marcel Jon Chaiim McConnell Katie Runde Jenn Stroud Rossman Amy Stuber Jennifer Wortman

Author : Heather Land
Publisher : Howard Books
Page : 256 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2020-02-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781982104108

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I Ain't Doin' It by Heather Land Pdf

Social media comedian and southern sweetheart Heather Land delivers her hilarious and unfiltered wisdom on the frustrating everyday moments that drive us crazy. Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” Now, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it! Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin’ It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

Author : Lucy Adams
Publisher : Sales Gravy Press
Page : 181 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2007-12
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9780979441639

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If Mama Don't Laugh, It Ain't Funny by Lucy Adams Pdf

Syndicated columnist Adams humorously dissects and revels in the absurdity and chaos of modern family life in her debut book.

Author : Bernita Putham
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 151 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2011-12-07
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781465310521

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Today Just Ain't My Day by Bernita Putham Pdf

My book comes from life experiences and the joy of having girls which was, and still is, a challenge as you watch them grow both spiritually and mentally. My home life was grounded. My parents believed in discipline and old-time beatings. Living in warm surroundings with grandparents who were in our lives, and aunts and uncles who also watched over us when we were younger has taught us that life is, and always will be, about family first. As you read in my book, you will see that every day started out with either a Scripture or just a simple prayer to say Thank you, Lord for bringing me through.

Author : Joan Hess
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 218 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2016-06-07
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781504037198

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Much Ado in Maggody by Joan Hess Pdf

A hilarious police procedural set in the strangest town in the Ozarks, where whip-smart sheriff Arly Hanks does everything she can to keep the peace. Nothing ever happens in Maggody, Arkansas, population 755. Aside from handling the occasional barroom brawl or exploding still, Chief of Police Arly Hanks spends her days sipping coffee and squashing flies. She returned to Maggody two years ago, licking her wounds after a bad Manhattan divorce, and she fell backward into the role of sheriff. From Hizzoner the Moron—also know as Jim Bob Buchanon, the pettily corrupt mayor—to Ruby Bee Hanks—Arly’s mother and the town’s foremost gossip—the people of Maggody are all crazy in their own ways, and that craziness is about to turn deadly. When Joanna Mae Nookim returns to work after giving birth, the bank manager bumps her down to minimum wage as punishment for taking time off. It’s outrageous, but there’s nothing Arly can do. But when the bank burns to the ground and the head teller is found dead, Maggody threatens to burst into an all-out revolution for the sake of women’s rights. Fans of comic mysteries have known for years that no small town is quite like Maggody. With its wild cast of characters and its no-nonsense female detective, Much Ado in Maggody is evidence of master of cozy mysteries Joan Hess at her best. Much Ado in Maggody is the 3rd book in the Arly Hanks Mysteries, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.

Author : Cheryl Robinson
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2005-02-01
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101210222

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If It Ain't One Thing by Cheryl Robinson Pdf

A serious relationship isn’t the main thing on Porter Washington’s mind. At least not after he leaves his girlfriend when he learns her baby isn’t his. Who needs it? He’s a fine Detroit firefighter, and women practically throw themselves at him. But something’s missing in his life. Something that will take a near-fatal beating for Porter to find. The mother of two children by different men, Winona Fairchild has made more than her share of mistakes in life—a fact her father never lets her forget. But now she’s coming home from Texas to try to get things right. She’s got a great new job, her own house, a fledging Tiger Woods in her son—and a devastating secret that could destroy it all. It’s a small world—even in a city as big as Detroit. Can their pain and regret fade into the past and their futures look as bright as day? “A gifted writer, one of the best among contemporary African-American novelists on the scene today.”—Book Remarks

Author : James Sonia
Publisher : World Castle Publishing, LLC
Page : 209 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2024-01-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9798891261235

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Broken Fate by James Sonia Pdf

Terrance O’Hara is a priest with a dark past and a secret. By day, he preaches the good book. By night, he hunts the creatures that stalk the innocent. Haunted by past actions and family sins, he vows to hunt down the demon lord who wronged his ancestors. Teaming up with the unlikely allies of Lucy, a succubus and lawyer by trade, and Mary, a day-walking vampire, the trio goes on a journey from Boston to New York, quickly falling into a rabbit hole of demonic conspiracy. Can Terry outrun fate and overcome his family curse? Or will Lord Barbatos claim another soul?

Author : Ken Jones
Publisher : Broken Thoughts
Page : 103 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2011-04-21
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 9781456319403

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Broken Thoughts by Ken Jones Pdf

A collection of spoken word poetry.

Author : Elizabeth Spencer
Publisher : Modern Library
Page : 481 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2012-06-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780679604815

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The Southern Woman by Elizabeth Spencer Pdf

Born in rural Carrollton, Mississippi, Elizabeth Spencer has been writing masterly stories and novellas about Southerners for more than half a century. The Southern Woman collects the best of Spencer’s shorter fiction and displays her range of place–the agrarian South, Italy in the decade after the Second World War, the gray-sky North, and the contemporary Sun Belt. In “The Little Brown Girl,” Maybeth discovers the limits of friendship in a racially divided world. In the elegiac “The Cousins,” a group of Southerners roams through Italy, brushing with love and regret and the grip of family. Also included is “The Light in the Piazza,” the novella about an American woman and her daughter in Florence that brought Spencer widespread acclaim and was adapted for both the screen and the Broadway stage. In this capstone collection, Elizabeth Spencer firmly claims her place in the distinguished heritage of the Southern short story.

Author : Jake Brown
Publisher : BenBella Books, Inc.
Page : 337 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2014-09-09
Category : Music
ISBN : 9781940363509

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Nashville Songwriter by Jake Brown Pdf

You've heard them on the radio, listened to them on repeat for days, and sang along at the top of your lungs—but have you ever wondered about the real stories behind all your favorite country songs? Nashville Songwriter gives readers the first completely authorized collection of the true stories that inspired hits by the biggest multi-platinum country superstars of the last half century—recounted by the songwriters themselves. Award-winning music biographer Jake Brown gives readers an unprecedented, intimate glimpse inside the world of country music songwriting. Featuring exclusive commentary from country superstars and chapter-length interviews with today's biggest hit-writers on Music Row, this book chronicles the stories behind smash hits such as: Willie Nelson's "Always on My Mind" Tim McGraw's "Live Like You Were Dying," "Southern Voice," and "Real Good Man" George Jones's "Tennessee Whiskey" Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take the Wheel" and "Cowboy Casanova" Brooks & Dunn's "Ain't Nothing 'Bout You" Lady Antebellum's "We Owned the Night" and "Just a Kiss" Brad Paisley's "Mud on the Tires," "We Danced," and "I'm Still a Guy" Luke Bryan's "Play It Again," "Crash My Party," and "That's My Kind of Night" The Oak Ridge Boys's "American Made" George Strait's "Ocean Front Property" and "The Best Day," Rascal Flatts's "Fast Cars and Freedom," and "Take Me There" Kenny Chesney's "Living in Fast Forward" and "When the Sun Goes Down" Ricochet's "Daddy's Money" Montgomery Gentry's "If You Ever Stop Loving Me" The Crickets's "I Fought the Law" Tom T. Hall's "A Week in a County Jail" and "That Song Is Driving Me Crazy" Trace Adkins's "You're Gonna Miss This" David Lee Murphy's "Dust on the Bottle" Jason Aldean's "Big Green Tractor" and "Fly Over States" And many more top country hits over the past 40 years!

Author : Sean Hoade
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 426 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2000-08
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780595095292

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Ain't That America by Sean Hoade Pdf

A thriller for the cynical, the bitter, and the doomed.

Author : Daniel M. Lane
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Pediatricians
ISBN : 9780595316151

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Who's Gonna Change, James? by Daniel M. Lane Pdf

Author : Jonathan Caren
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
Page : 69 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2013-11-25
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9780822229056

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The Recommendation by Jonathan Caren Pdf

Aaron is smart, charming and over-privileged. Iskinder, his new college roommate, comes from a middle-class immigrant family and is under-connected. Aaron takes Iskinder under his wing, sharing his world of favors and fortune. But the safe haven of college only lasts so long. After a chance encounter with an accused felon sets off a chain of events that puts Aaron's life at risk, the two men are forced to rethink the meaning of friendship. THE RECOMMENDATION is a bold and candid look at modern friendship from an exciting new theatrical voice.

Author : Gary Paulsen
Publisher : Yearling
Page : 209 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2011-08-31
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780307803948

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The Haymeadow by Gary Paulsen Pdf

Fourteen-year-old John Barron is asked, like his father and grandfather before him, to spend the summer taking care of their sheep in the haymeadow. Six thousand sheep. John will be alone, except for two horses, four dogs, and all those sheep. John doesn't feel up to the task, but he hopes that if he can accomplish it, he will finally please his father. But John finds that the adage "things just to sheep" is true when the river floods, coyotes attack, and one dog's feet get cut. Through it all he must rely on his own resourcefulness, ingenuity, and talents to survive this summer in the haymeadow.

Author : Thomas E. Simmons
Publisher : Open Road Media
Page : 398 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2022-11-22
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781504079266

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By Accident of Birth by Thomas E. Simmons Pdf

From the Civil War to the Cuban independence movement to WWI, this historical epic follows the incredible life of a woman tragically bound to bloodshed. War brings about many strange events, but none stranger than the bullet that impregnated sixteen-year-old Annielise Quinn at the Battle of Vicksburg in 1863. After passing through the groin of a Confederate soldier, the bullet lodged itself in her pelvis. Such was the portentous beginning of Beverly Bethany Quinn, the “bullet baby” whose life was fated never to escape the perils of war. By 1915, Bethany thinks she has finally found peace, until a call from the British Crown brings a shocking revelation. To aid the Allies in the Great War overseas, England would like to purchase a cache of rifles owned by her family’s sugar mill in Cuba—a cache that Bethany never knew existed. Years ago, Bethany and her uncle Jonathan supplied guns to the Cuban rebels against Spain. Has her uncle doomed her from beyond the grave to take part in slaughter once again? In preparation for the journey of her “special cargo,” Bethany sits down with her mother’s old diary, returning to that fateful day in 1863, and unfolding an epic journey of war, survival, love, and betrayal spanning decades and nations.