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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Dial Books
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : UOM:39076002635402

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? by Anonim Pdf

Top illustrators present their answers to the classic question about why the chicken crossed the road.

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

Author : David Macaulay
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 35 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 1991-04-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780547346533

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Why the Chicken Crossed the Road by David Macaulay Pdf

A rollicking investigation of cause and effect by the Caldecott medalist.

Why the Chickens Crossed the Road

Author : Mark D'Arcy,Jeff Moores
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 30 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Chickens
ISBN : 1869438140

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Why the Chickens Crossed the Road by Mark D'Arcy,Jeff Moores Pdf

Hector and Harriet were very silly chickens. In fact, they were so silly, they didn't even know they were chickens. Suggested level: junior, primary.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the World?

Author : Andrew Lawler
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2014-12-02
Category : History
ISBN : 9781476729916

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the World? by Andrew Lawler Pdf

Veteran journalist Andrew Lawler delivers a “fascinating and delightful…globetrotting tour” (Wall Street Journal) with the animal that has been most crucial to the spread of civilization—the chicken. In a masterful combination of historical sleuthing and journalistic adventure, veteran reporter Andrew Lawler “opens a window on civilization, evolution, capitalism, and ethics” (New York) with a fascinating account of the most successful of all cross-species relationships—the partnership between human and chicken. This “splendid book full of obsessive travel and research in history” (Kirkus Reviews) explores how people through the ages embraced the chicken as a messenger of the gods, an all-purpose medicine, an emblem of resurrection, a powerful sex symbol, a gambling aid, a handy research tool, an inspiration for bravery, the epitome of evil, and, of course, the star of the world’s most famous joke. Queen Victoria was obsessed with the chicken. Socrates’s last words embraced it. Charles Darwin and Louis Pasteur used it for scientific breakthroughs. Religious leaders of all stripes have praised it. Now neuroscientists are uncovering signs of a deep intelligence that offers insights into human behavior. Trekking from the jungles of southeast Asia through the Middle East and beyond, Lawler discovers the secrets behind the fowl’s transformation from a shy, wild bird into an animal of astonishing versatility, capable of serving our species’ changing needs more than the horse, cow, or dog. The natural history of the chicken, and its role in entertainment, food history, and food politics, as well as the debate raging over animal welfare, comes to light in this “witty, conversational” (Booklist) volume.

Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road?

Author : Paul Schwartz
Publisher : Mascot Books
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2020-12-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1645434117

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Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road? by Paul Schwartz Pdf

Chicken wants to cross the road. His friends on the other side eat popsicles for lunch, play Duck Duck Goose and invite him to join the fun. But Chicken's fears hold him back, fears that are magnified by his parents, who screech and cluck their warnings about the hazards of crossing. Will Chicken overcome his fears? In the end, his pluck and ingenuity take the story to a smart and satisfying free-range conclusion.

Chickens May Not Cross the Road and Other Crazy(But True) Laws

Author : Kathi Linz
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2007-12-28
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780547349879

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Chickens May Not Cross the Road and Other Crazy(But True) Laws by Kathi Linz Pdf

It is against the law in Brooklyn, New York, for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs. In Idaho you are not allowed to fish while sitting on a giraffe. In California you must not keep slugs as pets. Yes, it’s the law—says so right on the state or city books. Some of the most ludicrous laws in the history of our country come to light in this funny and fascinating book for young citizens . . . citizens who have a special appreciation for the tyranny of silly rules.

Poultrygeist

Author : Eric Geron
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2021-08-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781536225570

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Poultrygeist by Eric Geron Pdf

From a debut picture-book author and a #1 New York Times best-selling illustrator, a wry take on "Why did the chicken cross the road?” that gives a whole new meaning to “the Other Side.” Cock-a-doodle-BOO! It’s punny. It’s spooky. It’s a meta picture book that puts a fresh spin on an old joke and elevates chicken comedy to ghastly new levels. A little spring chicken crosses the road but quickly gets flattened under a semitruck. The barnyard beasts who’ve gone before break the news: now that Chicken’s fried—dispatched to the Other Side—Chicken has a job, an unwanted job, as a noisy troublemaking ghost. This fowl may be weak in the beak, but Chicken knows that scaring people isn’t nice. There is such a thing as a friendly ghost, after all—isn’t there? Loaded with laughs and shivers, this Halloween-ready treat features ghoulishly funny art by the illustrator of the #1 New York Times best-selling Bad Seed series. Let the haunting begin! No chickens were harmed in the making of this book.

The Way I Heard It

Author : Mike Rowe
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2021-10-19
Category : History
ISBN : 9781982131470

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Emmy-award winning gadfly Rowe presents a ridiculously entertaining, seriously fascinating collection of his favorite episodes from America's #1 short-form podcast, The Way I Heard It, along with a host of memories, ruminations, illustrations, and insights.

Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road?

Author : Brooke Herter James
Publisher : Sleeping Bear Press
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2017-03-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781634723985

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Why Did the Farmer Cross the Road? by Brooke Herter James Pdf

Farmer would just like to sleep in but his early morning slumbers are disturbed by his faithful companion, Donkey. And Donkey isn't there to bid Farmer a good morning. As it turns out, the prospect of fun and food has lured the farm's livestock to a local fair. Now it's up to Farmer and Donkey to go round up the wayward critters before they can get into too much trouble. Or is it too late? Young readers will laugh out loud at the antics of the farmer's chickens, goats, pigs, and one anxious cow in this quirky take on the traditional knock-knock joke.

The Professor Is In

Author : Karen Kelsky
Publisher : Crown
Page : 450 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2015-08-04
Category : Education
ISBN : 9780553419429

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The definitive career guide for grad students, adjuncts, post-docs and anyone else eager to get tenure or turn their Ph.D. into their ideal job Each year tens of thousands of students will, after years of hard work and enormous amounts of money, earn their Ph.D. And each year only a small percentage of them will land a job that justifies and rewards their investment. For every comfortably tenured professor or well-paid former academic, there are countless underpaid and overworked adjuncts, and many more who simply give up in frustration. Those who do make it share an important asset that separates them from the pack: they have a plan. They understand exactly what they need to do to set themselves up for success. They know what really moves the needle in academic job searches, how to avoid the all-too-common mistakes that sink so many of their peers, and how to decide when to point their Ph.D. toward other, non-academic options. Karen Kelsky has made it her mission to help readers join the select few who get the most out of their Ph.D. As a former tenured professor and department head who oversaw numerous academic job searches, she knows from experience exactly what gets an academic applicant a job. And as the creator of the popular and widely respected advice site The Professor is In, she has helped countless Ph.D.’s turn themselves into stronger applicants and land their dream careers. Now, for the first time ever, Karen has poured all her best advice into a single handy guide that addresses the most important issues facing any Ph.D., including: -When, where, and what to publish -Writing a foolproof grant application -Cultivating references and crafting the perfect CV -Acing the job talk and campus interview -Avoiding the adjunct trap -Making the leap to nonacademic work, when the time is right The Professor Is In addresses all of these issues, and many more.

Chickens in the Road

Author : Suzanne McMinn
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 284 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2013-10-08
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780062223722

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Chickens in the Road by Suzanne McMinn Pdf

Suzanne McMinn, a former romance writer and founder of the popular blog chickensintheroad.com, shares the story of her search to lead a life of ordinary splendor in Chickens in the Road, her inspiring and funny memoir. Craving a life that would connect her to the earth and her family roots, McMinn packed up her three kids, left her husband and her sterile suburban existence behind, and moved to rural West Virginia. Amid the rough landscape and beauty of this rural mountain country, she pursues a natural lifestyle filled with chickens, goats, sheep—and no pizza delivery. With her new life comes an unexpected new love—"52," a man as beguiling and enigmatic as his nickname—a turbulent romance that reminds her that peace and fulfillment can be found in the wake of heartbreak. Coping with formidable challenges, including raising a trio of teenagers, milking stubborn cows, being snowed in with no heat, and making her own butter, McMinn realizes that she’s living a forty-something’s coming-of-age story. As she dares to become self-reliant and embrace her independence, she reminds us that life is a bold adventure—if we’re willing to live it. Chickens in the Road includes more than 20 recipes, craft projects, and McMinn’s photography, and features a special two-color design.

Satire & The State

Author : Matt Fotis
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2020-03-31
Category : Art
ISBN : 9780429807299

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Satire & The State focuses on performance-based satire, most often seen in sketch comedy, from 1960 to the present, and explores how sketch comedy has shaped the way Americans view the president and themselves. Numerous sketch comedy portrayals of presidents that have seeped into the American consciousness – Chevy Chase’s Gerald Ford, Dana Carvey’s George H.W. Bush, and Will Ferrell’s George W. Bush all worked to shape the actual politician’s public persona. The book analyzes these sketches and many others, illustrating how comedy is at the heart of the health and function of American democracy. At its best, satire aimed at the presidency can work as a populist check on executive power, becoming one of the most important weapons for everyday Americans against tyranny and political corruption. At its worst, satire can reflect and promote racism, misogyny, and homophobia in America. Written for students of Theatre, Performance, Political Science, and Media Studies courses, as well as readers with an interest in political comedy, Satire & The State offers a deeper understanding of the relationship between comedy and the presidency, and the ways in which satire becomes a window into the culture, principles, and beliefs of a country.

Two-Headed Chicken

Author : Tom Angleberger
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2022-09-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781536228823

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Two-Headed Chicken by Tom Angleberger Pdf

In a hilarious, absurdist romp by New York Times best-selling creator Tom Angleberger, a two-headed chicken races across the multiverse to escape a hungry moose. Anything is possible in the multiverse, including a madcap adventure starring a plucky two-headed chicken. But look out—there’s a chicken-hungry moose in pursuit! In this fourth wall–breaking graphic novel, our double-headed hero is chased through dozens of bizarre universes, from an ocean planet with a disturbing mermoose (that you can never unsee) to a world where chickens drive cars, and even to a land covered with . . . pizza sauce? With each BZOOP! of the universe-hopping Astrocap, the only thing to expect is the unexpected. Packed with jokes, quizzes, and games, the two-headed chicken’s wacky escapades will remind readers of such favorites as Dog Man and CatStronauts. Absurdist superstar Tom Angleberger makes his original graphic novel debut with this lightning-fast caper that will have readers laughing out loud and eager for each new page.

The Chicken Chronicles

Author : Alice Walker
Publisher : New Press/ORIM
Page : 115 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2011-05-10
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781595586896

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The Chicken Chronicles by Alice Walker Pdf

A “life-affirmative and eccentrically inspirational” collection from the National Book Award– and Pulitzer Prize–winning author of The Color Purple (Kirkus Reviews). In these glorious, offbeat, and compassionate tales, one of America’s preeminent authors shares her experiences raising and caring for a flock of affectionately named chickens. Walker addresses her “girls” directly, sometimes from the intimate proximity of her yard, other times at a great distance, during her travels to Bali and Dharamsala as an activist for peace and justice. On the way, she invites readers along on a surprising journey of spiritual discovery. Both heartbreaking and uplifting, The Chicken Chronicles lets us see a new and deeply personal side of one of the most captivating writers of our time. In turn, Walker has created a powerful touchstone for anyone seeking a deeper connection with the natural world. “Heartfelt, thought-provoking ruminations on sustenance from perspectives of both giver and receiver.” —Library Journal “Walker’s sage, compassionate memoir is meant to be savored and contemplated.” —Kirkus Reviews

How the Chicken Crossed the World

Author : Andrew Lawler
Publisher : Prelude Books
Page : 347 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2016-06-16
Category : Nature
ISBN : 9780715650264

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How the Chicken Crossed the World by Andrew Lawler Pdf

Queen Victoria was obsessed with it. Socrates' last words were about it. Charles Darwin and Louis Pasteur made their scientific breakthroughs using it. Hailed as a messenger of the gods, powerful sex symbol, gambling aid, all-purpose medicine and handy research tool, the humble chicken has been also cast as the epitome of evil, and the star of the world's most famous joke. Beginning with the recent discovery, that the chicken's unlikely ancestor is the T. Rex, How the Chicken Crossed the World tracks the chicken from its original domestication in the jungles of Southeast Asia some 10,000 years ago to today's Western societies, where it became the most engineered of animals, to the uncertain future of what is now humanity's single most important source of protein. In a masterful combination of historical sleuthing and journalistic exploration on four continents, Lawler reframes the way we feel and think about all domesticated animals and even nature itself.