You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News

Author : Cracked.com
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 291 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2010-12-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101478158

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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by Cracked.com Pdf

From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE… You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are. If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 235 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2011
Category : Curiosities and wonders
ISBN : 1101469811

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You Might be a Zombie and Other Bad News by Anonim Pdf

A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures, and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons.

Author : Cracked.com
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 295 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2010-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0452296390

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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by Cracked.com Pdf

A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons. Original.

Author : The Editors of Cracked
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
Page : 302 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2014-10-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782433309

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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by The Editors of Cracked Pdf

Alexander Fleming was not the first person to discover penicillin. The adorable-looking duck-billed platypus is actually a poisonous killer. We don't really swallow eight spiders a year in our sleep. And a zombie apocalypse could happen. From the extremely popular humour website Cracked.com, these punchy articles, written with its typical irreverent humour, will enlighten, fascinate and terrify you in equal measure. Packed with a huge range of intriguing facts about horrifying bugs, mythological beasts, illegal cheeses and deadly trampolines, You Might Be a Zombie will make you question what you thought you knew and fill you in on the facts that were too disturbing to teach you in school. This witty collection of trivia is perfect for those who hate to be wrong and love to shock their friends with their knowledge of hilarious and astounding facts.

Author : Cracked Magazine Staff
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2014-10-02
Category : Common fallacies
ISBN : 1782433201

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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by Cracked Magazine Staff Pdf

With over 300 million hits a month, cracked.com is one of the world's most popular humour websites. The New York Times best seller blows the lid off dozens of absurd fallacies and unearths scores of highly entertaining ironies. With urban myths that are actually true, cute animals that could destroy you, five Hollywood adaptations that totally missed the point and the five most ridiculous lies you were taught in history class, this wealth of incredible facts makes for irresistible reading. Also includes new articles never published on the website, alongside laugh-out-loud illustrations.

Author : Jennifer Bromann-Bender
Publisher : Scarecrow Press
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2013-12-20
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9780810888098

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Booktalking Nonfiction by Jennifer Bromann-Bender Pdf

Booktalking Nonfiction: 200 Surefire Winners for Middle and High School Readers will provide an introduction to selecting and writing booktalks for nonfiction books with a focus on unique informational texts and biographies and autobiographies. The Common Core Standards Initiative, which most states have adopted, requires that 70% of the materials students read be from the category of informational texts it is especially important to focus on nonfiction when sharing books with students. Bromann-Bender provides everything you need to do just that.

Author : Daniel O'Brien
Publisher : Crown
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2014-03-18
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780385347570

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How to Fight Presidents by Daniel O'Brien Pdf

Make no mistake: Our founding fathers were more bandanas-and-muscles than powdered-wigs-and-tea. As a prisoner of war, Andrew Jackson walked several miles barefoot across state lines while suffering from smallpox and a serious head wound received when he refused to polish the boots of the soldiers who had taken him captive. He was thirteen years old. A few decades later, he became the first popularly elected president and served the nation, pausing briefly only to beat a would-be assassin with a cane to within an inch of his life. Theodore Roosevelt had asthma, was blind in one eye, survived multiple gunshot wounds, had only one regret (that there were no wars to fight under his presidency), and was the first U.S. president to win the Medal of Honor, which he did after he died. Faced with the choice, George Washington actually preferred the sound of bullets whizzing by his head in battle over the sound of silence. And now these men—these hallowed leaders of the free world—want to kick your ass. Plenty of historians can tell you which president had the most effective economic strategies, and which president helped shape our current political parties, but can any of them tell you what to do if you encounter Chester A. Arthur in a bare-knuckled boxing fight? This book will teach you how to be better, stronger, faster, and more deadly than the most powerful (and craziest) men in history. You’re welcome.

Author : Jorge Sanchez
Publisher : Deadbreak
Page : 342 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2018-12-28
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1792828373

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Deadbreak by Jorge Sanchez Pdf

It's been three long years since Deadbreak. That's what everyone's calling it - the day the dead rose. Every day since then Jeremiah Reid has had one goal: to make his way to his daughter. It's a new world out there and no one is safe. People are meaner, cities are in ruin, supplies are scarce. If he's going to have a chance he'll need his wits, a little bit of luck, and lots of ammo.

Author : Mark Tufo
Publisher : DevilDog Press
Page : 356 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2011-09-29
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Zombie Fallout 4 The End Has Come and Gone by Mark Tufo Pdf

She is coming for you....

Author : Cracked.com,
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 225 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2013-10-29
Category : Reference
ISBN : 9780698161528

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The De-Textbook by Cracked.com, Pdf

You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck! But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

Author : John Austin
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
Page : 161 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2010-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781613742860

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So Now You're a Zombie by John Austin Pdf

All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

Author : Angela Misri
Publisher : DCB
Page : 131 pages
File Size : 47,8 Mb
Release : 2021-02-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781770865976

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Trip of the Dead by Angela Misri Pdf

Every zombie apocalypse needs a hero. And that hero should be a raccoon. Trip, the clumsy but streetwise raccoon, has managed to survive the zombie apocalypse with the help of animal friends and a few kind humans. But he can’t help but notice one thing: he’s the only raccoon in his crew. In fact, he’s the only raccoon he’s seen in ages. Where have all the raccoons gone? The answer to that question is scarier than any zombie horde. People have discovered that raccoons are more than just rodents who knock over their garbage bins; they might be a tool for ending zombie-ism. And that is bad news for raccoons.

Author : Mark Tufo
Publisher : DevilDog Press
Page : 341 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2013-12-03
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX

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Zombie Fallout 2: A Plague Upon Your Family by Mark Tufo Pdf

Author : Adam Selzer
Publisher : Delacorte Press
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2010-01-26
Category : Young Adult Fiction
ISBN : 9780375896675

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I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It by Adam Selzer Pdf

Algonquin “Ali” Rhodes, the high school newspaper’s music critic, meets an intriguing singer, Doug, while reviewing a gig. He’s a weird-looking guy—goth, but he seems sincere about it, like maybe he was into it back before it was cool. She introduces herself after the set, asking if he lives in Cornersville, and he replies, in his slow, quiet murmur, “Well, I don’t really live there, exactly. . . .” When Ali and Doug start dating, Ali is falling so hard she doesn’t notice a few odd signs: he never changes clothes, his head is a funny shape, and he says practically nothing out loud. Finally Marie, the school paper’s fashion editor, points out the obvious: Doug isn’t just a really sincere goth. He’s a zombie. Horrified that her feelings could have allowed her to overlook such a flaw, Ali breaks up with Doug, but learns that zombies are awfully hard to get rid of—at the same time she learns that vampires, a group as tightly-knit as the mafia, don’t think much of music critics who make fun of vampires in reviews. . . .

Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 308 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2011-09-13
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9781451641578

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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies by Matt Mogk Pdf

In one indispensable volume, Matt Mogk, founder and head of the Zombie Research Society, busts popular myths and answers all your raging questions about the living dead.