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Author : Johnny Nelson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2021
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1989971121
Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns?
Author : Johnny Nelson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2020-12-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1989971105
Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy dad jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly dad joke is the hallmark of every fun dad. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny dad jokes? In 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny dad jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only dads can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous fathers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity dads And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on dad jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder dads have stubbornly kept dad jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible dad jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.
Author : David C. Davis
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 98 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2021-05-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1637335733
Father's Day 2021 is right around the corner - snag this funny gift with 1001 Jokes for your beloved father, your family and have a Tik Tok dad joke "don't laugh" challenge with your best friends. This Dad Jokes Book includes: l Jokes Galore―The pages are packed with 1001 of wonderfully lame jokes, including pitifully corny puns, knee-slappin' knock-knocks, mic drop one-liners, and so much more. Includes knee-slappers like: ―Why don't eggs tell jokes? ―They'd crack each other up. l Giftable Fun―A collection of clean dad jokes make this the perfect present for any dad or dude. l Young and Old Safe―Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages. Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!! Put a smile on your Dads face.
Author : Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon
Publisher : Rockridge Press
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1641526556
A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, "Dad, can you please just use a sponge?" Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan--and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (a.k.a. "Dude Dad") offer enough of their top-quality, best-worst puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes: So bad, they're good--Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they're awful. That's what makes them awesome. Keep 'em coming--Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors... Family friendly--These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all--the good, the dad, and the ugly. Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes!
Author : M. C. Jepsen
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 103 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2020-05-07
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798643899914
Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they're hill areas. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Garbage collectors don't need formal education to get hired. They pick it up as they go along. That awkward silence that left you longing for an awkward joke - make the moment less awkward. That one coworker that rattles off knee slappers with a breeze - now you can be her! It's your turn to give the jokers in your life (friends, dads, moms, uncles, aunts, siblings, spouses, neighbors) their own embarrassingly cringey eye roll. Maybe you need a chuckle. Or your friend does. Your friend definitely does. Yep, and your dad. Father's Day is coming up. Get them a copy! From groans to trombones we've collected, created, and curated the best dad jokes. 1001 of them to be exact (technically a lot more). And... edited for content! (One of our editors had a perfect score on the GMAT writing portion and creates content professionally got your eyes rolling already). We wanted a great dad joke book and read critical reviews and thought - why not make our own! We took notes, removed duplicates, and leaned on grammar sticklers. We also tried to tone down the religion/politics/drugs/sex stuff - but kept some edge (watch for uncle jokes book). Still not ready to buy? You don't want to commit. That's cool. Click on the author link by the title and check out our Express Edition for just a dollar/euro/pound. Or, check out all of the jokes in each of four sections for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription! Wait, who are you again? So, yeah. Years ago, the genesis of the jokes... We didn't know, but a cascade of events would take us from devilishly charming unbridled singles to diaper changing, tantrum calming, homework assisting, bug killing dads (and moms). Somehow we got from cruising the late night bar/club/festival scene to towing babies/toddlers/kids to happy hours with our supportive partners before rushing home to crash (hopefully after the kids). Along the way, corny (successful!) pickup lines morphed into dad jokes as we picked up a few responsibilities, lost a little hair, and added a few pounds/kilos. Really, though, our jokes are for everyone. You don't have to be a dad (or mom) or even like kids (sometimes we don't!) to enjoy, obvs. We hope a bit of humour will brighten your days...
Author : Jim Chuckles
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 166 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2020-09-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798690185084
Cringe-worthy, corny and ABSOLUTELY hilarious! Dads everywhere have been known to let out a wisecrack that sends embarrassed kids scrambling for the door. The best dad jokes get a laugh from empathizing adults and groans from kids. Here are 1,001 crazy dad jokes - from corny quips to witty one-liners to nerdy puns. This is the ultimate handbook for wise-cracking dads to expand their repertoire. These clean dad jokes are great for kids too. This book is the perfect gift for dad to brush up on his compendium of corniness. Everyone can benefit from the light-hearted humor found in this dad joke book.
Author : Evan Ramsey
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2019-12-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1673236960
The Best Dad Jokes Book! Get ready to laugh and make some groans! 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is the best dad jokes book for any dad who just loves delivering funny dad jokes and puns to unsuspecting victimes. Funny Jokes and Puns You Can't Live Without! Being a dad means many things and the most important thing is being able to tell a good dad joke. Make sure your dad is equipped with the best jokes. 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is a superb collection of funny dad jokes, hilarious one-liners and the best punny dad puns around. This joke book makes the best gift idea for dad! Your book includes: Classic dad jokes that never get old. Jokes for the whole family. So many funny Punny Puns! Great one-liners you don't want to be without. Groan-inducing humor. This makes a great gift not only for dads but for grandpa, uncle, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone with a dad with a sense of humor! Help dad keep the laughs coming with this great joke book. Purchase today!
Author : Th Leatherman
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2020-11-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1735399019
Author : Kidsville Books,Old Chap Entertainment
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 70 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2020-05-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798645050993
**Father's Day Special Edition!** What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groanworthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Author : Hayden Fox
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 164 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2019-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1999094409
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment!
Author : Juicy Quotes
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 2019-12-13
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1674883811
This Bad Dad Joke Book is the perfect gift for any dad who loves jokes and making everyone around him laugh. There are over 400 jokes that fathers will love sharing all of them as they are all clean family jokes. Great to present for new dads, dads birthday, Fathers Day and Christmas. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Author : Old Chap Entertainment
Publisher : Humour
Page : 74 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2020-10-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1989777880
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Author : Sandy Silverthorne
Publisher : Baker Books
Page : 144 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2022-05-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781493436392
When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . I don't have a dad bod; I have a father figure. I saw a sign that said Watch for Children. That sounded like a good trade to me. and of course . . . When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan. And hey, it's only downhill from there.
Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452184135
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
Author : Charles Chuckle,Fathers Dad Gifts Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,9 Mb
Release : 2023-05-22
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1960398903
Gifts For Dad Looking to make your dad's day with a gift that will leave him in stitches this Father's Day? Look no further than "Fathers Day Gifts: Dad Jokes"! This laugh-out-loud book is packed with 201 cringeworthy puns, one-liners, and riddles that will have your dad rolling on the floor with laughter. With over 200 cheesy-but-grate jokes that are sure to make even the most embarrassing of dads proud, this book is a must-have for father experts, new dads, and fathers-to-be alike. It's the perfect funny gift from daughters, sons, wives, partners, friends, or coworkers who appreciate the terrible goodness of dad jokes. From classic dad jokes to modern quips, "Dad Jokes" covers all bases, ensuring there's something for every type of dad. Whether it's the timeless "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!" or the clever "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!", this book will keep the laughter flowing. Not only is this Dad Jokes a source of endless entertainment, but it's also a meaningful way to show your dad how much you appreciate him. Whether you present it on Father's Day or any other occasion throughout the year, this book is guaranteed to bring a smile to his face and make him proud to be your dad. Features: A fantastic collection of 201 hilarious jokes, groan-worthy one-liners, and puns Clean and family-safe jokes suitable for kids and adults of all ages The perfect funny gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any special occasion Make your dad's Father's Day memorable with "Dad Jokes" - the ultimate source of laughter and appreciation.