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The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Hugh Murmie
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

Thomas Nowak
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452184135

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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes by Thomas Nowak Pdf

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition)

Editors of Cider Mill Press,
The World s Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition Book PDF

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
Page : 287 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2024-06-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781400252244

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The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) by Editors of Cider Mill Press, Pdf

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

Dad Jokes

Editors of Portable Press
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781684120079

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Dad Jokes by Editors of Portable Press Pdf

Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

Ian Allen
The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396098

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The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by Ian Allen Pdf

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Dad Jokes for Kids

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes for Kids Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 84 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-05
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781728205274

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Dad Jokes for Kids by Jimmy Niro Pdf

Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Gordon Hideaki Nagai
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2016-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435909

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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by Gordon Hideaki Nagai Pdf

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

All New Dad Jokes

Dad Says Jokes
All New Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2019-09-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781788402033

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All New Dad Jokes by Dad Says Jokes Pdf

THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes

Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon
A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon
Publisher : Rockridge Press
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 55,6 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1641526556

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A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes by Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon Pdf

A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, "Dad, can you please just use a sponge?" Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan--and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (a.k.a. "Dude Dad") offer enough of their top-quality, best-worst puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes: So bad, they're good--Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they're awful. That's what makes them awesome. Keep 'em coming--Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors... Family friendly--These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all--the good, the dad, and the ugly. Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes!

Dad Jokes

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Fatherhood
ISBN : 1492675377

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Dad Jokes by Jimmy Niro Pdf

The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Anonim
The Big Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Devela Publishing
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-14
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 191335766X

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The Big Book of Dad Jokes by Anonim Pdf

Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.

My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad!

Jacob Eckeberger
My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad Book PDF

Author : Jacob Eckeberger
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2021-05-21
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1737180502

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My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! by Jacob Eckeberger Pdf

A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Share The Love Gifts
Dad Jokes Terribly Good Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Share The Love Gifts
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2020-01-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798606571963

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Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts Pdf

Featuring "From:__________ " on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etcQ.What does a spy wear on his feet?A.Sneakers. :PEveryone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of ...

Dad Jokes

Joke Books for Kids
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Joke Books for Kids
Publisher : Joke Books for Kids
Page : 48 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2018-05-29
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 198487716X

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Dad Jokes by Joke Books for Kids Pdf

This Father's Day, give Dad a taste of his own bad medicine with Dad Jokes, the joke book you'll hate to love! Over 100 hilarious knock knock jokes, puns, and silly punchlines about all of Dad's favorite things will have the whole family laughing. Q: What did the daddy volcano say to his son? A: I lava you. Q: What does the Sourdough daddy do at night? A: Tells breadtime stories.

The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Joe Kerz
The Big Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 389 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2022-04-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781631586651

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The Big Book of Dad Jokes by Joe Kerz Pdf

Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.