101 Creepy Canadian Jokes

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Page : 97 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2011-09
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781443107716

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101 Creepy Canadian Jokes by Stella Partheniou Grasso Pdf

These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso,Chrissy Bozik,Erin O'Connor,Howard Hershkowitz,Kara Woodburn
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Page : 386 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2017-04-25
Category : Canadian wit and humor
ISBN : 9781443128865

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Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes by Stella Partheniou Grasso,Chrissy Bozik,Erin O'Connor,Howard Hershkowitz,Kara Woodburn Pdf

What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.

Author : Howard Hershkowitz,Bill Dickson
Publisher : Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited
Page : 93 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Canadian wit and humor (English)
ISBN : 0439961084

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101 Canadian Jokes by Howard Hershkowitz,Bill Dickson Pdf

101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!

Author : Erin O'Connor,O'Connor, Erin, 1968 Sept. 21-
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Page : 97 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780439952057

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101 Cool Canadian Jokes by Erin O'Connor,O'Connor, Erin, 1968 Sept. 21- Pdf

The gut-busting sequel to the best-selling 101 Canadian Jokes! This hilarious sequel to the wildly popular 101 Canadian Jokes has been compiled for the coolest Canadian kids! With funny black and white illustrations, this book is sure to bring lots of smiles and moans, giggles and groans to kids from coast to coast.

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2012
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781443113748

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Over at the Rink by Stella Partheniou Grasso Pdf

Who will you meet over at the rink!Over at the rinkWhere the anthem's sung,The whole town gatheredFor some hockey fun.Set to the catchy rhythm of the traditional counting song "Over in the Meadow", Over at the Rink describes a delightful jaunt to the local ice rink. The story of the game is counted up to ten, when the players finally hoot, "Let's play again!"Scot Ritchie's expressive, humourous illustrations capture the excitement of the day, perfectly complementing the rhyming story. This is one title that will have young readers yelling, "Let's read it again!"

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2014-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781443128858

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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Puck by Stella Partheniou Grasso Pdf

Hipoint Text Input EditorA quintessentially Canadian take on the old lady who swallows everything! There was an old lady who swallowed a puck. What rotten luck! She swallowed a puck.And now it's stuck.So down goes a goalie to save the puck, followed by a mask, two gloves, a stick, a net, the rink, some fans, the Cup, a ref, and some players. Soon, the old lady's belly is swaying and shaking with the hockey game she's just swallowed!The rhyming text, over-the-top silliness, and hockey action will make this book a favourite to be read aloud again and again.

Author : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2015-10
Category : Animals
ISBN : 9781443133869

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Five Busy Beavers by Stella Partheniou Grasso Pdf

Join five little beavers and their playful friends in this countdown to fun! Five busy beavers building up a dam, closing up the river where the salmon swam. Gnawing down trees and ferrying the logs. Slapping on the mud that they gathered from the bog. Along came a muskrat who wanted to play, and one little beaver swam away. A catchy rhyme counts down from five until there is only one hardworking beaver left. The others disappeared one by one, called away to play by their animal friends --a muskrat, a heron, a frog and a turtle. When the fifth tired beaver finally heads back to the lodge he finds a big surprise! The bouncy story is rounded out with a facts page at the back, along with information about each animal featured in the book.

Author : John Robert Colombo,Peter Whalley
Publisher : Cobalt, Ont. : Highway Book Shop
Page : 93 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 1981
Category : Canada
ISBN : 0889542309

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222 Canadian Jokes by John Robert Colombo,Peter Whalley Pdf

Author : John Robert Colombo
Publisher : Penguin Books Canada
Page : 508 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2001
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0141006633

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The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes by John Robert Colombo Pdf

A recent poll conducted by Ipsos Reid for the Comedy Network showed that 99 per cent of Canadians believe laughter is good for the health. That only confirms what we suspected all along - The Penguin Book of Jokes is the ultimate feel-good book of the year! There has long been a rumour going around that Canadians aren't funny. Well, John Robert Columbo has assembled a comprehensive collection of Canadian humour that is sure to dispel this rumour for once and for all. At once scandalous, subversive and hilarious, The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes includes a wide range of riddles, puns, and side-splitting anecdotes from the world of history, politics and culture (er, hockey). All those jokes that you share around the water cooler, that delight you in your morning e-mail and that crack you up over your morning paper - they're all here, together for the first time in one handy and hilarious volume.

Author : John Robert Colombo
Publisher : Penguin Books Canada
Page : 492 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0143014900

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The Penguin Book of More Canadian Jokes by John Robert Colombo Pdf

All vital matters are up for ridicule in The Penguin Book of More Canadian Jokes, master gatherer John Robert Colombo's companion to the popular The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes. In this second hilarious collection of jokes, riddles, puns, anecdotes, and lore, you'll find popular pokes at all things Canadian, including politics, multiculturalism, small-town life, sexual habits, our favourite national pastime -- weather watching -- and much more. This assortment is a rich, tickle-me addition to our national inventory of wit. The added kicker is the appendix of two dozen ripe classics: the jokes and anecdotes that -- though weathered -- have "laughed us" through the ages. Book jacket.

Author : John Robert Colombo
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 1996-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1896308201

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666 Canadian Jokes by John Robert Colombo Pdf

Author : Glen Warner
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 224 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2009-04
Category : Canada
ISBN : 1894864808

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The Great Canadian Joke Book by Glen Warner Pdf

The world will end at midnight tonight -- 12:30 in Newfoundland. From poking fun at our regional differences and our cultural mosaic to joking wryly about our political culture, Canadians have a special brand of humour: * Q: How are Canadian politicians l

Author : Jack Goldstein
Publisher : Andrews UK Limited
Page : 27 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2013-03-11
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781782347774

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101 Amazing Spooky Jokes by Jack Goldstein Pdf

This side-splitting collection of 101 of the spookiest jokes you have ever heard is scarily funny! Jack Goldstein drops his Hilarity-bomb on children of all ages with this amazing book containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories such as mummies, skeletons and witches so you have a spooky joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. Why don't skeletons play music in church? They have no organs...

Author : Jaco Jacobs
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
Page : 21 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2023-04-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780637001625

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101 Spooky jokes by Jaco Jacobs Pdf

Giggle, groan and guffaw with Jaco Jacob’s new humorous series of 101 Jokes books, now available in English! Each book contains tons of jokes that will have you and your friends in stitches.

Author : Gerd De Ley
Publisher : Hatherleigh Press
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2019-11-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781578267217

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Canadian Wit, Wisdom & Humour by Gerd De Ley Pdf

Canadian Wit, Wisdom & Humour collects the very best of humorous quotes, witty observations and funny one-liners from famous--and not-so-famous--Canadians. Collecting over 1000 of the wittiest remarks, deepest thoughts and side-splitting one-liners ever attributed to a Canuck, Canadian Wit, Wisdom & Humour features those writers, actors, comedians, politicians, and personalities that best represent the nation of Canada, including Margaret Atwood, Pierre Légaré, O.A. Battista, Norm McDonald, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and many, many more!