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Author : Adam Stevenson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2018-02-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1980318875
A book for a twat. The ideal gift for a twat in your life. Contains inspirational quotes reminding them, that they are indeed, a twat.
Author : Anoushka Warden
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2018-01-08
Category : Drama
ISBN : 9781786824080
Have you ever tried to sustain a relationship with a twat? It's hard work and you need to be completely not a twat yourself if you want any success in this. Which is really hard when you've just started being a teenager. (As if growing up wasn't hard enough already...) I remember thinking if you were 'the chosen' one, why does that mean your dress sense has to be so shit? A celebration of teenage rebellion and resilience. Anoushka Warden's debut play was directed by Royal Court Artistic Director Vicky Featherstone and Jude Christian.
Author : Zoe McCarthy
Publisher : Friday Project
Page : 243 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2007
Category : Man-woman relationships
ISBN : 1905548583
Sensibly categorised and filled with observations and recommendations, this is the ultimate field guide to that most irritating of the species, the Twat.
Author : Richard Thwaite
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2018-06-27
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 172193555X
Do you know a massive TWAT? Of course you do. Why not buy them this diary so they can write down all of their twatty behaviour instead of telling you about it? This is the perfect gift for the perfect TWAT!
Author : G. Levis
Publisher : Eros Comics
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 1997-03-18
Category : Erotic comic books, strips, etc
ISBN : 1560972181
Our heroines are in a series of erotic entaglements ranging from voyeurism to a weekend in the country.
Author : Keith Hooper
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2015-06-29
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1507888910
Like pissing in the wind, it might not be advisable, but sometimes you've just got to give it a try. TWAT! It's a pregnant fish is an adventure comedy where three guys experience trauma in their lives, coming together to face their fears under the supervision and guidance of the eccentric and outrageous Professor Jebsworth. As an alternative approach to counselling, the group travel the world: building bonds, breaking hearts and learning about their inner selves in the process. Best not to mention the sexual deviancies here... Follow the journey of a sex obsessed idiot, a drug addicted genius, a gentleman blinded from love by his innocence and an outrageously pompous Cambridge Don across Europe, Asia and North America. Not for the faint hearted, this novel combines twisted-romance, personal-adventure, self-exploration and cultural-appreciation filled with laughs along the way. Expect to be entertained, astounded and in places, highly offended as you join this unlikely bunch on their personal mission to self-actualise.
Author : Adam Stevenson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 46,9 Mb
Release : 2018-03-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1980633231
A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.
Author : V. Musk
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2018-01-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1983724513
In a small American town, alien plants are taking over ladies' twats, and now they're hot, souped up ... and hungry. When Dr. Boener first begins to hear patients' stories about transformed vaginas and outrageous sex with their partners, he is intrigued. But when he eventually experiences it himself, and a patient shows up bleeding from a horrific pussy attack, he knows something much more sinister is afoot. An erotic sci-fi alien invasion thriller, with oral, lunchmeat, tentacle, girl-on-girl, and vaginal superpower action. For fans of Chuck Tingle and Carlton Mellick III.
Author : Curse Crew Press
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 41,8 Mb
Release : 2019-09-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1692088211
A funny, sweary gift for anyone who loves creative cursing. Makes a hilarious gag gift, white elephant or yankee swap gift. Give as a gift or card replacement to celebrate a birthday, holiday, or retirement to your hilarious and profane friend or family member. Size: 6x9 Pages: 100 Cover: Matte Paperback This lined, notebook is perfect for any potty mouth person. It is great for taking notes, writing to do lists, journaling, organizing, or brainstorming. Notebooks & journals are a fun gift for adults, teens or kids for any gift giving occasion!
Author : Bs Adult Humor Journals
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 112 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2019-10-11
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1699062838
Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer
Author : Claudia Versailles
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 188 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2013-04
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0989167208
Why did you stop following me on Twitter? Why does she keep posting comments on your timeline and LIKING all of your photos? Why didn't he return any of my text or email messages? Is this photo too explicit to send? In this electronic-driven world, it's almost impossible not to hear or ask some of the questions listed above. In Tweet for Twat, Claudia Versailles brings attention to the issues, effects and impact social networks, technology, and pop culture have on relationships. A slap in the face wake-up call- bringing recognition to the necessity of going back to the basics - with real life perspectives and testimonials. The table of contents alone is enough to jolt you out of the matrix. This book ultimately shows you how to unplug from society and conformity and reconnect with the people and things that matter the most.
Author : Matt Shaw
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2018-07-13
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1722884320
We all know that one person who is a massive cunt. We try and explain to them why they're a cunt but - they just don't get it. Sometimes it is easier to explain things with pictures... And that's the whole reason for this book... A simple picture guide to show people the many ways in which they can perceived to be a bit of a cunt... Save your breath, buy the book and pass it to the cunts. Maybe they'll learn their lesson and stop being so cunty?
Author : Carolyn Hobdey
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 372 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2021-01-18
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1913623335
All The Tw*ts I Met Along The Way tells the tales of crappy boyfriends, sickening sexual encounters, manipulative men, love triangles, unsupportive and unsupported medical diagnoses... and that's just in the first few pages.
Author : Adam Stevenson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2018-02-17
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1980319243
This book is an ideal novelty gift for the dickhead in your life. Contains inspirational quotes to remind them that they are a dickhead.
Author : Jonathan Sharp
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 268 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2018-06-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1983161314
On the 28th September 2016 the author, Jonathan Sharp was celebrating his 39th birthday. Sitting pretty with a successful business complete with all the trappings of a half decent lifestyle. Fast forward one year to his 40th birthday and he finds himself living penniless on the streets of Bogota, Colombia. How? Why? Cocaine of course. Prize Tw*t is a dark comedy/memoir about one man's struggle through life with the four big addictions - sex, drugs, booze and gambling. The book is a very honest and open account of one's life except for one important factor, there is no struggle in life. He's a lucky bastard who has pretty much loved and embraced every single second of his chaotic life. From the first high of the the first joint at the age of eleven and through a lifetime of depraved adventure, he has done it all. Right up to the point of losing the plot entirely, defrauding and stealing from his own company whilst high on crack cocaine and fleeing to South America just to buy yet more drugs. The book is a journey that covers many topics including graphic details of drug addiction, excessive drinking, prostitution, theft, euthanasia, mental illness, domestic violence, sexual abuse, marriage breakdown, fatherhood, gambling and all the fun and games that go along with such a crazy lifestyle. A true rags to riches story where one man can work his way out of the poverty stricken South Wales Valleys to find himself jet setting around the world getting paid to have a truly great time. Ultimately, his search for utopia and incessant hunt for booze, cocaine and women will always get the better of him. Whether that is getting fired from work, being ripped off by prostitutes, arrested by the cops or worse. This is a tale about a man who has been through it all. The book is a collection of stories brought together from nearly thirty years of excess, hooking readers in on a journey around the globe. Busting with content, most will be able to relate to many of the tales and say, "How embarrassing, I've done that". Others will want the author imprisoned for an eternity, or even longer. Either way, the book is happy, the book is sad but it hopes to assist and warn others that maybe it just might be the right time to slow down and take account of their actions before it's too late. Prize Tw*t goes to show that you can only ride your luck for so long. One can make a series of poor decisions and prove you can lose everything that is important to you in the blink of an eye - your children, your freedom and your life as you know it.