A Married Man S Guide To Christmas

Author : Robert Henry
Publisher : BelleBooks
Page : 117 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2011-11-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781611940763

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A Married Man's Guide To Christmas by Robert Henry Pdf

In the great tradition of guy-humor everywhere, here comes humorist Robert Henry's growling, good-hearted rant about holiday madness, A MARRIED MAN'S GUIDE TO CHRISTMAS. Henry reveals the truth about Christmas through the eyes of a typical married man. "Remember, it's not how you celebrate the joyous season. It's whether you are still alive, married, sleeping indoors, with a healthy prostate, and without a rap sheet on January 4th that counts." Husbands will laugh out loud. Dads will slap their knees and keel over (have CPR ready). Wives, daughters, sisters, mothers, aunts, female co-workers and sales clerks who dread seeing men mumble and mutter their way through the Christmas section at BIG BOX DISCOUNT WAREHOUSE will nod in recognition at the syndrome best described as "CAN I SURVIVE UNTIL NEW YEAR'S?" A Married Man's Guide To Christmas is a must for every guy who wants the women in his life to understand why he'd rather buy them gift certificates than brave the treacherous online world of lingerie catalogs. Why have just a joyous season, when you can have a Christmas filled with laughs that don't include finding pictures of Uncle Herbert in a teddy? Irreverent, honest, and biodegradable, Robert Henry has captured the essence of the holiday season for all men in A Married Man's Guide To Christmas. So grab it today for all the beleaguered males on your Xmas list and all the long-suffering females who just want the lights strung on the front porch by Christmas Eve, the honey-do list completed before Aunt Sookie arrives with her flatulent Pekinese, and that expensive bottle of Scotch left mostly full until the tinsel is hung, the presents are wrapped, and the home owner's association has accepted your apology for spelling out a less-than-jolly greeting in solar-powered candy canes on your front lawn.

Author : Eve Golden
Publisher : University Press of Kentucky
Page : 466 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2021-06-29
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780813180984

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Jayne Mansfield by Eve Golden Pdf

Jayne Mansfield (19331967) was driven not just to be an actress but to be a star. One of the most influential sex symbols of her time, she was known for her platinum blonde hair, hourglass figure, outrageously low necklines, and flamboyant lifestyle. Hardworking and ambitious, Mansfield proved early in her career that she was adept in both comic and dramatic roles, but her tenacious search for the spotlight and her risqué promotional stunts caused her to be increasingly snubbed in Hollywood. In the first definitive biography of Mansfield, Eve Golden offers a joyful account of the star Andy Warhol called "the poet of publicity," revealing the smart, determined woman behind the persona. While she always had her sights set on the silver screen, Mansfield got her start as Rita Marlowe in the Broadway show Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?. She made her film debut in the low-budget drama Female Jungle (1955) before landing the starring role in The Girl Can't Help It (1956). Mansfield followed this success with a dramatic role in The Wayward Bus (1957), winning a Golden Globe for New Star of the Year, and starred alongside Cary Grant in Kiss Them for Me (1957). Despite her popularity, her appearance as the first celebrity in Playboy and her nude scene in Promises! Promises! (1963) cemented her reputation as an outsider. By the 1960s, Mansfield's film career had declined, but she remained very popular with the public. She capitalized on that popularity through in-person and TV appearances, nightclub appearances, and stage productions. Her larger-than-life life ended sadly when she passed away at age thirty-four in a car accident. Golden looks beyond Mansfield's flashy public image and tragic death to fully explore her life and legacy. She discusses Mansfield's childhood, her many loves—including her famous on-again, off-again relationship with Miklós "Mickey" Hargitay—her struggles with alcohol, and her sometimes tumultuous family relationships. She also considers Mansfield's enduring contributions to American popular culture and celebrity culture. This funny, engaging biography offers a nuanced portrait of a fascinating woman who loved every minute of life and lived each one to the fullest.

Author : Joseph Greene
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 404 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2012-08-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781105756627

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The ComMANdments; The Official Guide Book to Man Rules, King-Size Edition by Joseph Greene Pdf

{The KING-SIZE EDITION CONTAINS ALL MAN RULES FROM VOLUMES 1-5.} It is said that there are unwritten MAN RULES, which all Men abide by. Now these rules are written in one guidebook which clarifies what those rules are. The ComMANdments tells all the do's and don'ts Men need to know in basic life situations. For example, is it alright to sing in a public restroom? Can a Man hug another Man? Does the toilet seat go up or down? What is a wingman and what are his responsibilities? When can you call Shot-gun? The answers to these questions can be found in this Man Rule Guide Book along with Personal Space guidelines, Appearance and Hygiene, The Road Trip Man Rules, the Man Rules that will apply to the typical "Guy's Night Out," and many other Man Rules dealing with situations Men come across during their daily routine and situation yet to come like the Zombie Apocalypse. This KING-SIZE EDITION is what every Man needs in order to complete his quest to become a better Man!

Author : Gale, Cengage Learning
Publisher : Gale, Cengage Learning
Page : 15 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2015-09-15
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9781410320377

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A Study Guide for Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections by Gale, Cengage Learning Pdf

A Study Guide for Jonathan Franzen's "The Corrections," excerpted from Gale's acclaimed Novels for Students.This concise study guide includes plot summary; character analysis; author biography; study questions; historical context; suggestions for further reading; and much more. For any literature project, trust Novels for Students for all of your research needs.

Author : Big Boom
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2007-06-26
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781416559474

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If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs by Big Boom Pdf

NATIONAL ESSENCE BESTSELLER Want to find real, committed love? The bodyguard for women's hearts reveals the minds of men in this tough-love guide to relationships. After decades of preying on women as a pimp and a hustler, Big Boom knows all the games men play. He's now given up his player card, exposing the motivations of men and providing women with down-to-earth advice on how to create a fulfilling, loving relationship. From sex with the ex to first dates, from the first look to the morning after, Boom leaves nothing out. His straight-talking advice exposes women's weaknesses and is invaluable to any woman determined to avoid common mistakes that lead to heartbreak. This unique guide will show women not only how to find true love with Mr. Right, but also how to avoid Mr. Never-Gonna-Happen, Mr. Infidelity, and a variety of other Mr. Wrongs.

Author : Everett Aaker
Publisher : McFarland
Page : 488 pages
File Size : 53,7 Mb
Release : 2017-05-16
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 9781476628561

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Television Western Players, 1960-1975 by Everett Aaker Pdf

This biographical encyclopedia covers every actor and actress who had a regular role in a Western series on American television from 1960 through 1975, with analyses of key players. The entries provide birth and death dates, family information, and accounts of each player’s career, with a cross-referenced videography. An appendix gives details about all Western series, network or syndicated, 1960–1975. The book is fully indexed.

Author : Rosemary O'Connor
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 200 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2015-09-08
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781616496241

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A Sober Mom's Guide to Recovery by Rosemary O'Connor Pdf

Rosemary O’Connor brings her many years of experience working with women in recovery to addressing the key life issues mothers face at all stages of their recovery path. Recovering from an addiction is tough enough, but when you throw in the tremendous responsibilities of motherhood, resisting cravings and remaining abstinent—much less enjoying the rewards of sobriety—can seem like an impossible challenge.Rosemary O’Connor brings her many years of experience working with women in recovery to addressing the key life issues mothers face at all stages of their recovery path. At once affirming, engaging, and practical, A Sober Mom’s Guide to Recovery combines down-to-earth advice with the inspiring stories of recovering moms, including the author’s, to offer guidance on over fifty vital topics, including stress, relapse, relationships, sex and intimacy, spirituality, shame, gratitude, dating, and, of course, parenting. The result is an inspirational and practical handbook, not just for getting through the day, but for building a sense of well-being that radiates outward, allowing you to be present with your kids and loved ones, and find hope for the future.

Author : Clifford L. Penner,Joyce J. Penner
Publisher : NavPress
Page : 177 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2017-09-05
Category : Religion
ISBN : 9781684280360

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The Married Guy's Guide to Great Sex by Clifford L. Penner,Joyce J. Penner Pdf

Keep the sizzle in your marriage. Sex matters in a marriage—a lot! Yet many men secretly wonder: Is she really satisfied? What do we do when our desires don’t match? How can we get back the passion we used to feel? The Married Guy’s Guide to Great Sex will tell you what you really want to know: how to make sex meaningful to your wife, build desire, get past sexual problems, and enjoy guilt-free sex. Noted sex therapists Clifford and Joyce Penner also unveil the mystery of “what women want” and how simple it is to boost your love life by letting your wife lead. Their candid, clear style will encourage you to make great sex happen—or happen more often—in your marriage. This title is a repackage of The Way to Love Your Wife, and is a companion to the new title Enjoy: God’s Gift of Sexual Pleasure for Women, also by the Penners.

Author : Paul Simpson
Publisher : Rough Guides
Page : 292 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 1843531429

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The Rough Guide to James Bond by Paul Simpson Pdf

Author : Stefan Bechtel
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,5 Mb
Release : 1998-10-01
Category : Health & Fitness
ISBN : 9780425165805

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Sex: a Man's Guide by Stefan Bechtel Pdf

The first comprehensive book about sex written entirely for men, Sex: A Man's Guide includes expert advice on more than 130 topics, as well as questions, concerns, and tips from men...for men.

Author : Rough Guides
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2012-02-01
Category : Foreign Language Study
ISBN : 9781405390613

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Rough Guide Phrasebook: Swahili by Rough Guides Pdf

The Rough Guide Swahili Phrasebook is the definitive phrasebook to help you make the most of your time in Eastern Africa. Whether you want to book a hotel room, ask what time the train leaves or buy a drink from the bar, this new phrasebook has a dictionary of over 5,000 words and will help you communicate with the locals in no time. The free audio downloads, recorded by native Swahili speakers, can be downloaded to your computer or MP3, allowing you to listen to the correct pronunciation of essential dialogues, ideal for practicing before you go or while you're there. There's even a regional pronunciation guide and Rough Guide travel tips, so wherever you are you can get around and speak the lingo. The Rough Guide Swahili Phrasebook has an extensive two-way dictionary packed with vocabulary and a helpful menu and drinks list reader, perfect for choosing the right dish in any restaurant. With this phrasebook you'll never run out of things to say! Make the most of your trip to Eastern Africa with The Rough Guide Swahili Phrasebook.

Author : Ashleigh Slater
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2014
Category : Marriage
ISBN : 0802411797

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Team Us by Ashleigh Slater Pdf

What are you agreeing to when you say "I do"? When a couple promises "I do," they agree to more than just a shared last name, a joint bank account, and no more dateless nights. This husband and wife duo forms a new team. "Life together" becomes their mantra. Nothing can come between them. At least, that's the plan. But then real life sets in, bringing with it disappointments and frustrations. If the couple isn't intentional in their day-to-day interactions, that once enthusiastic "we" can slowly revert to "you" and "me." Before long, the couple's left wondering what happened to their team spirit. Team Us offers couples practical ways to cultivate and strengthen unity in their marriages. Author Ashleigh Slater shares from her own marriage as she presents couples with realistic ideas on how to foster cooperation, deepen commitment, and exercise grace on a daily basis.

Author : O. Goldstein-Gidoni
Publisher : Springer
Page : 442 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2012-06-04
Category : Social Science
ISBN : 9781137079626

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Housewives of Japan by O. Goldstein-Gidoni Pdf

Drawing on a unique ethnographic inquiry, Ofra Goldstein-Gidoni explores the complexities of the relationship between socially and culturally constructed roles bestowed on Japanese women by a variety of state agents, including the market and the media, and the 'real' lives of these women.

Author : Tamara R. Neal
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
Page : 93 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2011-12
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 9781426958793

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The World's Top Ten Worst Men for Women Guide by Tamara R. Neal Pdf

There are many books out there telling women how to meet men, but the truth is there are some men that women don't want to meet. This book is designed to help women to quickly identify the tell tale traits of a man that you should quickly walk away from and if at all possible run. Each chapter will identify the warning signs that a women should be on the look out for before she enters into a serious relationship and if she is already involved with someone that displays some or all of these characteristics may offer some advice on how or why she should exit the relationship before she finds herself living a life that some compare to hell.

Author : Iain Stewart
Publisher : Rough Guides
Page : 412 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2003
Category : Travel
ISBN : 1843530635

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The Rough Guide to Ibiza and Formentera by Iain Stewart Pdf

This pocket guide to Ibiza and Formentera provides coverage of all the sights from historic Dalt Vila in Ibiza Town to isolated cove beaches. It includes an insider's guide to the clubs and music scene, as well as critical listings of the best places to eat, drink and sleep. Away from the nightlife, there are details of coastal walks and forest hills and complete historical and cultural background to both islands.