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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning: The Short-Lived Edition

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2012-05-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0062206044

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning: The Short-Lived Edition by Lemony Snicket Pdf

Dear Reader, The book you are holding in your hands is a short-lived edition of a book that will likely make your life shorter as well. The tale of three Baudelaire children, who find themselves thrown into an unhappy situation containing a treacherous villain with an evil scheme and bad manners, becomes more and more dreadful on each page, and everyone so foolhardy as to read it will find themselves weeping and moaning by the end of the book. This book is offered at an introductory price, but it introduces the reader to such unpleasantries as a disastrous fire, itchy clothing, a baby trapped in a cage, a plot to steal an enormous fortune, and dusty curtains. I made a solemn promise to write down these wretched tales, but you have no such promise, and if I were you I would put down a book this terrible, no matter how reasonably priced. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket

A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2009-03-17
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780061757099

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket Pdf

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted. Never before has a tale of three likeable and unfortunate children been quite so enchanting, or quite so uproariously unhappy. Are you made fainthearted by death? Does fire unnerve you? Is a villain something that might crop up in future nightmares of yours? Are you thrilled by nefarious plots? Is cold porridge upsetting to you? Vicious threats? Hooks? Uncomfortable clothing? It is likely that your answers will reveal A Series of Unfortunate Events to be ill-suited for your personal use. A librarian, bookseller, or acquaintance should be able to suggest books more appropriate for your fragile temperament. But to the rarest of readers we say, "Proceed, but cautiously."

A Series of Unfortunate Events 01. The Bad Beginning

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Egmont Books (UK)
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2012-09-01
Category : Baudelaire, Klaus (Fictitious character)
ISBN : 1405266066

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A Series of Unfortunate Events 01. The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket Pdf

There is nothing to be found in the pages of A Series of Unfortunate Events but misery and despair. You still have time to choose another international best-seller to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on . . . In The Bad Beginning the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast. Then again, why trouble yourself with the unfortunate resolutions? With 5 million copies sold in the UK alone, one might consider Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events to make him one of the most successful children’s authors of the past decade. We, however, consider these miserable so-called adventure stories and the Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey that accompanied the books for children as nothing more than a dreadful mistake.

Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Rare Edition Enhanced

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2012-06-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780062202871

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Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Rare Edition Enhanced by Lemony Snicket Pdf

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Are you made fainthearted by death? Does fire unnerve you? Is a villain something that might crop up in future nightmares of yours? Are you thrilled by nefarious plots? Is cold porridge upsetting to you? Vicious threats? Hooks? Uncomfortable clothing? It is likely that your answers will reveal A Series of Unfortunate Events to be ill-suited for your personal use. A librarian, bookseller, or acquaintance should be able to suggest books more appropriate for your fragile temperament. But to the rarest of readers we say, "Proceed, but cautiously."

A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Private Library Edition

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : HarperColl
Page : 176 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0060837462

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Private Library Edition by Lemony Snicket Pdf

After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children must depend on each other and their wits when it turns out that the distant relative who is appointed their guardian is determined to use any means necessary to get their fortune. Illustrations.

The Bad Beginning

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 163 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : Brothers and sisters
ISBN : 1428747230

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The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket Pdf

After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children must depend on each other and their wits when it turns out that the distant relative who is appointed their guardian is determined to use any means necessary to get their fortune. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky. Imagine tales so terrible that as many as fifty million innocents have been ruined by them-tales so indelibly horrid that the New York Times bestseller list has been unable to rid itself of them for seven years. Now imagine if this scourge suddenly became available in a shameful new edition so sensational, so irresistible, so riddled with lurid new pictures that even a common urchin would wish for it. Who among us would be safe? -- Publisher description.

The Bad Beginning

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 162 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 1999
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0062659952

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The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket Pdf

After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children must depend on each other and their wits when it turns out that the distant relative who is appointed their guardian is determined to use any means necessary to get their fortune.

The Bad Beginning

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2007-05-08
Category : Brothers and sisters
ISBN : 1417788402

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The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket Pdf

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky. After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children

A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Rare Edition

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2003-09-23
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0060518286

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Rare Edition by Lemony Snicket Pdf

Imagine tales so terrible that as many as fifty million innocents have been ruined by them – tales so indelibly horrid that the New York Times bestseller list has been unable to rid itself of them for seven years. Now imagine if this scourge suddenly became available in a shameful new edition so sensational, so irresistible, so riddled with lurid new pictures that even a common urchin would wish for it. Who among us would be safe? Begin at the beginning – evenif it is a bad one – with the first in A Series of Unfortunate Events, now even more disposable in paperback!

A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: the Bad Beginning [Netflix Tie-In Edition]

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2017-11-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 146075588X

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: the Bad Beginning [Netflix Tie-In Edition] by Lemony Snicket Pdf

In this short book alone, the three young Baudelaire siblings encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, a pile of rocks, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and boiled strong beans.

A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Netflix Tie-in

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 46,8 Mb
Release : 2017-10-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 006279602X

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning Netflix Tie-in by Lemony Snicket Pdf

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky. In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odor. In the tradition of great storytellers, from Dickens to Dahl, comes an exquisitely dark comedy that is both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted. Never before has a tale of three likeable and unfortunate children been quite so enchanting, or quite so uproariously unhappy.

Bedtime for Bear

Author : Brett Helquist
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 42,9 Mb
Release : 2010-12-21
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780060502058

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Bedtime for Bear by Brett Helquist Pdf

Wintertime is here, and that means it is bedtime for Bear. But Bear's friends don't think so. They want Bear to come and play outside in the snow. Bear can hear his friends calling. He hears them laughing and playing. Bear can't sleep. But it's bedtime! What is a bear to do?

The Bad Beginning

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2005
Category : Brothers and sisters
ISBN : OCLC:939671188

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The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket Pdf

The Baudelaire children, Violet, Klaus and baby Sunny are exceedingly unlucky. Their parents had been killed and they are forced to go and stay with Uncle Olaf. It soon turns out that Olaf has evil plans for the children.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 4-6

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : Harper Collins
Page : 219 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2012-06-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780062224972

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A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 4-6 by Lemony Snicket Pdf

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES A Warning from the Publisher: Imagine you are wearing a bandage that needs to be removed. Are you the sort of person who tears the bandage right off, causing an enormous amount of pain in a short instance? Or do you prefer to spread your pain out over a longer period of time, by slowly unpeeling the bandage from your injury? If you are the first type of person, then this three-book electronic collection might be for you. All of the misery and woe available in three Lemony Snicket volumes—The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator—have been joined into one compactly miserable package, so readers foolish enough to read about the Baudelaire orphans can be unnerved in a slightly more economical fashion. If you are the second type of person, then volumes four through six in A Series of Unfortunate Events might be for you. Even if you unwisely choose to read them at a more leisurely pace, you will encounter such atrocities as poorly paid employees, a hypnotist, an evil scheme, a gym teacher, dripping fungus, another evil scheme, a fake accent, three mysterious consonants, a red herring, and at least one more evil scheme. Of course, most people would prefer not to be injured at all. We salute these sensible people, who will doubtless not purchase any books by Lemony Snicket, no matter how conveniently bundled.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Box: The Situation Worsens (Books 4-6)

Author : Lemony Snicket
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,9 Mb
Release : 2002-10-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0060095563

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A Series of Unfortunate Events Box: The Situation Worsens (Books 4-6) by Lemony Snicket Pdf

What could be worse than a book by Lemony Snicket? Three books by Lemony Snicket—all in one foul package. This second Box of Unfortunate Events, contains The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator.