All Hat No Horse

Author : Willy Clement
Publisher : Argenta Press
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2012-10-25
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0986654663

Get Book

All Hat, No Horse by Willy Clement Pdf

Howdy pard'ner! You might think us cowboys to be serious folk, but after a hard day's work there ain't nothin' better than relaxin' by the fire with a sarsaparilla and havin' a good laugh. And believe me when I tell you a cowboy could tell you a million stories that would have you splitting your sides. I took some time to scribble some of them jokes down for y'all, and I hope you enjoy them. Some of 'em are even true! Like the time this young whipper snapper was twirlin' his gun about and flappin' his chin about how tough he was and that if that famous outlaw was right beside him now he would shoot him dead between the eyes. Well, wouldn't you know it, that tough, old outlaw happened to show up, and that little greenhorn dang near peed his pants. If you like that, I got way more fer ya! If 'n there's one thing we cowboys love to talk about and have plenty to say on, it's the critters. We probably spend more time around them beasts than people. Horses especially, and they can impart wisdom to your life. Ya know what? A horse ain't trying to be polite when he comes to a fence and allows you to go over first! And when we ain't got no more stories, the classic one-liner always keeps us laughing. Try these: What's the nearest thing to silver? The Lone Ranger's bum. Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle on? In case he caught any nightMARES! And my favorite (cause it's true): What's the last thing you hear before a cowboy dies? "Hey y'all! Watch this!"

Author : Sharon Shipley
Publisher : The Wild Rose Press Inc
Page : 346 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2017-04-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781509213467

Get Book

Sary's Diamonds by Sharon Shipley Pdf

Sarabande Swinford has lost her fortune, swindled by an expert con man from whom she gained in return only a handful of worthless paper and a questionable—and partial—treasure map. Taking ship to Cape Town with her lover Tommy and her son Jude, she pursues more of the map as well as its promised treasure, but encounters potential death in many forms. She is separated from her family by plague-fearing mobs, and so goes alone in search of the diamonds the con man suggested the map would give her. Lost, she wanders across Africa’s vast, merciless Great Karroo Desert, accompanied by two men—one a stone-cold killer, the other an enigmatic, charismatic adventurer (but can she trust him?)—and must fight not only for her honor but for her very life.

Author : Texas Bix Bender
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1586851918

Get Book

Hats and the Cowboys Who Wear Them by Texas Bix Bender Pdf

$6.95 paper · 1-58685-191-8 4˘ x 6 ◊ in, 96 pp, Line Illustrations Throughout, Rights: W, Western Humor A western humor classic is back! Hats & the Cowboys Who Wear Them, by celebrated western humorist Texas Bix Bender, reveals in hilarious detail the personality profiles of the cowfolk underneath their hats. In fact, Bender cautions, choosing a cowboy hat should be done with much care because it tells just exactly who you are. The manwho wears a Cattleman's style, for instance, "likes to sing in the shower, in his truck and under women's balconies. He hopes to get a recordin' contract. After all, George Strait wears a Cattleman, and look what it did for him." Bender covers forty other traditional cowboy hat designs, imparting similar jewels of western-tinged wisdom for each. He also takes care to rope in all the trimmings, addressing hatbands, feathers, and the dangers of "hat hair" in this laugh-out-loud little book. Revised with all-new illustrations, Hats & the Cowboys Who Wear Them is one more uproarious volume from a sure-selling humorist. Texas Bix Bender is the author of Gibbs Smith, Publisher's "Don't Squat . . ." series of books. Now a million-selling author, he has worked as a writer for television. He lives just outside Nashville, Tennessee.

Author : Ahri's Printing Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1097612449

Get Book

Don't Be All Hat & No Horse by Ahri's Printing Publishing Pdf

This 6" x 9" journal with 120 lined blank pages makes a beautiful gift for any cowboys on birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, Christmas, any other gift giving celebration. It is also great as a stocking filler or a quality "Secret Santa" present for under 10 dollars and makes a great alternative to a card. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Lined paper with date line on each page Blank book Soft glossy cover 6 x 9 inches 120 pages Grab this amazing journal gift now!

Author : Zachariah Frederick Smith
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 896 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 1895
Category : Kentucky
ISBN : HARVARD:HX2YYT

Get Book

The History of Kentucky by Zachariah Frederick Smith Pdf

Author : Robert V. Jones
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Page : 184 pages
File Size : 40,9 Mb
Release : 2013-03-08
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781479784097

Get Book

The Hat by Robert V. Jones Pdf

, The Hat. A wonderful tale about a grandfather and his grandson, this book goes back to the American Civil War and the Indian Wars, blending fiction with history to create an entertaining story that will appeal to readers both young and old. Tommy is having a vacation in his grandfather’s ranch. It is a tradition they do every summer. This time, his father is needed at work so it’s only him and his mother. He is glad to get away from school where the other children bully him and the unpleasant teachers giving him a hard time. He is having the time of his life, and not only because he gets to help around the farm. His grandfather is telling him stories. He found how interesting those stories are. Tommy can’t wait to hear all of them, as he is clearly fascinated by the characters and the events that unfold as his grandfather tell it to him. He learned about his family’s past, getting to know his ancestors from his great-great grandfather and onwards. Those stories talks about the war between the Yankees and the Southerners, the era of bounty hunting, the fight between the Whites and the Indians and the time when people settle down on farms and ranches where rustling is a common occurrence. Tommy wishes those stories need not end. His grandfather introduced him to the important people who made up their family tree, and he has this unquenchable thirst to know them all. Compelling and often humorous, The Hat sweeps the readers into an extraordinary story within a story, treating them with a taste of history and fiction that will surely capture their hearts and keep them asking for more.

Author : Alistair Dunbar
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 25 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2020-05-26
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798648331334

Get Book

Every Horse Needs a Hat by Alistair Dunbar Pdf

Follow Jill and Joey the horses around the world, as they try on different magic hats that take them around the world from country to country...Suitable to read to all ages, reading 6+

Author : Brad Smith
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2013-10-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781466855557

Get Book

All Hat by Brad Smith Pdf

A novel about hope, redemption, and getting even, not necessarily in that order Just out of prison for attacking the man who assaulted his sister, Ray Dokes heads back to the small Canadian town where he was raised. Vowing to lie low, he moves in with Pete Culpepper, a Texas cowboy who has always been a grounding influence on Ray, but whose debts are growing faster than his corn. Between roofing houses and watching Pete's nine-year-old gelding at the races, Ray soon crosses paths with just about everyone in town, including Pete's new jockey, Chrissie, a tough young woman whose ease with horses is equaled only by her mistrust of people, and Ray's former lover Etta, who views him with more skepticism than ever. Then there are the hired hands of the Stanton Stables: Dean, a wise guy who embodies the phrase "all hat and no cattle," and his sidekick, Paulie, a simple-hearted man who has a way with animals. And last but not least, there's Sonny Stanton, the vicious, violent, and spoiled heir of his father's electronics fortune-and the man Ray spent two years in jail for nearly killing. When the opportunity arises to con Sonny out of some ill-gained wealth-and protect themselves and their homes in the process-everyone's willing to band together and take a gamble. Surprisingly poignant yet laugh-out-loud funny, All Hat tells a classic story of little guys fighting big guys and reaffirming the meaning of honesty and friendship-and second chances-in the process.

Author : Ahri's Printing Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 122 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2019-05-09
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 109761221X

Get Book

Don't Be All Hat & No Cattle by Ahri's Printing Publishing Pdf

This 6" x 9" journal with 120 lined blank pages makes a beautiful gift for any cowboys on birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, Christmas, any other gift giving celebration. It is also great as a stocking filler or a quality "Secret Santa" present for under 10 dollars and makes a great alternative to a card. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Lined paper with date line on each page Blank book Soft glossy cover 6 x 9 inches 120 pages Grab this amazing journal gift now!

Author : Mark Lemon,Henry Mayhew,Tom Taylor,Shirley Brooks,Francis Cowley Burnand,Owen Seaman
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 590 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 1872
Category : Caricatures and cartoons
ISBN : STANFORD:36105012267204

Get Book

Punch by Mark Lemon,Henry Mayhew,Tom Taylor,Shirley Brooks,Francis Cowley Burnand,Owen Seaman Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 1260 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 1863
Category : English literature
ISBN : UCSC:32106014328485

Get Book

All the Year Round by Anonim Pdf

Author : Anonim
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 344 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 1890
Category : Explorers
ISBN : WISC:89060403086

Get Book

Pioneer Life in the West by Anonim Pdf

Author : George Reichart
Publisher : David R. Godine Publisher
Page : 160 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2004
Category : Chinese Americans
ISBN : 1567922783

Get Book

A Bag of Lucky Rice by George Reichart Pdf

Rusty, an old prospector, and Lo Fat and Lee, a Chinese father and son living in the small mining town of Rhyolite, Nevada, become friends and share the excitement of finding gold in the Amargosa Desert.

Author : William Shakespeare
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 580 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 1793
Category : Electronic
ISBN : HARVARD:HXKENF

Get Book

As you like it ; All's well that ends well ; Taming of the shrew by William Shakespeare Pdf

Author : Dan F. Hahn
Publisher : Strata Publishing
Page : 312 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 1998
Category : Political Science
ISBN : IND:30000063937290

Get Book

Political Communication by Dan F. Hahn Pdf