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Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit

Author : Andy Rooney
Publisher : PublicAffairs
Page : 320 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2009-04-30
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780786746224

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Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit by Andy Rooney Pdf

Chairs. Neat people. Ugliness. War. Over six decades of intrepid reporting and elegant essays, Andy Rooney has proven a shrewd cultural analyst—unafraid to question the sometimes ridiculous, often surprising facts of our lives. Rooney's great gift is telling it straight, without a hint of sugar coating, but with more than a grain of truth and humor. His take on America? “It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.” On food? “There's more dependable mediocrity than there used to be.” Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit brings together the best of more than a half-century of work (including long-out-of-print pieces from his early years) in an unforgettable celebration of one of America's funniest men. Like Mark Twain, Finley Peter Dunne (Mister Dooley) and Will Rogers, Andy Rooney is a classic chronicler of America, a writer for the ages.

Andy Rooney

Author : Andrew A. Rooney
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 518 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2009
Category : American wit and humor
ISBN : 1615238417

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Andy Rooney by Andrew A. Rooney Pdf

The "60 Minutes" commentator brings together his greatest pieces of writing spanning a half-century.

Andy Rooney

Author : Charlie Charlie,Andrew A. Rooney
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
Page : 434 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2010-10
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781458759603

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Andy Rooney by Charlie Charlie,Andrew A. Rooney Pdf

Chairs. Neat people. Ugliness. War. Over six decades of intrepid reporting and elegant essays, Andy Rooney has proven a shrewd cultural analyst - unafraid to question the sometimes ridiculous, often surprising facts of our lives. Rooney's great gift is telling it straight, without a hint of sugar coating, but with more than a grain of truth and humor. His take on America? ''It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.'' On food? ''there's more dependable mediocrity than there used to be.''

Out of My Mind

Author : Andy Rooney
Publisher : PublicAffairs
Page : 368 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2007-03-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781586485306

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Out of My Mind by Andy Rooney Pdf

Every Sunday evening, millions of viewers tune in to 60 Minutes to hear Andy Rooney riff on everything from coffee percolators to the state of the union. Millions more read his weekly newspaper column. Why? Because Rooney tells it like it is. But Rooney fans have never seen him quite like this. Andy Rooney is plain frustrated by what's going on in America and the world. Why can't Americans—let alone our president—speak English anymore? How do we expect to fight a terrorist enemy that we can't even locate? And when did capitalism go so terribly wrong? This book isn't all heady stuff, though. Readers will also get the familiar—and hysterical—Rooney gripes about everyday foibles, such as the impossibility of physically locating your driver's registration, of purchasing a genuinely healthy breakfast cereal, or of enjoying a college reunion—unless everyone ends up in their nighties, that is. PublicAffairs is pleased to present its fifth collaboration with Andy Rooney. Loyal Rooney fans and anyone who enjoys a good laugh at life's absurdities will be thrilled to add it to the bookshelf during the holidays.

Common Nonsense

Author : Andy Rooney
Publisher : PublicAffairs
Page : 352 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2007-10-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781586486174

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"Andy Rooney's Sunday evening observations on 60 Minutes are an American institution, shaping the way people see everything from coffee percolators to the state of the nation. Rooney's books, most rece"

The Most of Andy Rooney

Author : Andrew A. Rooney
Publisher : BBS Publishing Corporation
Page : 796 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 1990
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0883657651

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The Most of Andy Rooney by Andrew A. Rooney Pdf

This collection includes: A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney, And More by Andy Rooney, and Pieces of My Mind. America's favorite commentator and humorist, explores the joys and frustrations of everyday life. Here are more than 250 essays taken from the best of his television special, 60 Minutes appearances, and nationally syndicated newspaper column.

Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself

Author : Lewis Grizzard
Publisher : NewSouth Books
Page : 258 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2011-08-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781603060837

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Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself by Lewis Grizzard Pdf

The 1950s were simple times to grow up. For Lewis Grizzard and his buddies, gallivanting meant hanging out at the local store, eating Zagnut candy bars and drinking "Big Orange bellywashers." About the worst thing a kid ever did was smoke rabbit tobacco rolled in paper torn from a brown grocery sack, or maybe slick back his hair into a ducktail and try gyrating his hips like Elvis. But then assassinations, war, civil rights, free love, and drugs rocked the old order. And as they did, Grizzard frequently felt lost and confused. In place of Elvis, the Pied Piper of his generation, Grizzard now found wormy-looking, long-haired English kids who performed either half-naked or dressed like Zasu Pitts. Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself is the witty, satiric, nostalgic account of Grizzard's efforts to survive in a changing world. Sex, music, clothes, entertainment, and life itself receive the Grizzard treatment. In this, his sixth book, Grizzard was never funnier or more in tune with his readers. He might not have felt so good himself, but his social commentary and humor can still make the rest of us feel just fine.

The Socialite Who Killed a Nazi with Her Bare Hands and 143 Other Fascinating People Who Died This Past Year

Author : William McDonald
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 401 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2012-10-30
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9780761175063

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The Socialite Who Killed a Nazi with Her Bare Hands and 143 Other Fascinating People Who Died This Past Year by William McDonald Pdf

Returning for its second year but reimagined in a new impulse format, with a new title, new cover, new mission, and new sensibility, here is The Socialite Who Killed a Nazi with Her Bare Hands, a pithier, quirkier collection of the 164 best page-turning obituaries from The New York Times. Written by top journalists, each story is a gem of a bio, a full life in miniature. There’s the famous: Steve Jobs, including the story of how he was reunited with a sister he never knew, the novelist Mona Simpson. And the almost famous: Ruth Stone, a poet who worked in relative obscurity until she won the National Book Award at the age of 87. The behind-the-scenes, like Arch West, inventor of the Dorito, who pulled America’s snacks out of the 1950s doldrums and created a $5-billion-a-year product, and the out-there, like self-styled anarchist and maverick artist (and real estate mogul and museum director) Bob Cassilly, who died at the controls of his bulldozer while building “Cementland” in St. Louis. And because of the chronological organization of the book, the stories, one next to the other, make for an addictive-as-salted-peanuts book: Mark O. Hatfield, the celebrated antiwar Republican senator from Oregon, next to Nancy Wake of the title, the impoverished New Zealander who grew up to become a high-society hostess and heroine of the French Resistance—the socialite who did, indeed, kill a Nazi with her bare hands.

My War

Author : Andy Rooney
Publisher : Public Affairs
Page : 358 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2000-10-25
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1586480103

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My War by Andy Rooney Pdf

The author recounts his experiences as a young reporter to "Stars and Stripes," the American forces' daily newspaper in Europe, including his personal account of the liberation and entry into Buchenwald.

Not That You Asked...

Author : Andy Rooney
Publisher : Random House
Page : 363 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2012-07-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307822215

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Not That You Asked... by Andy Rooney Pdf

Andy Rooney's syndicated newspaper columns and cantankerous "60 Minutes" essays have made him one of the best known curmudgeons in America. Rooney writes about almost everything, boasting in the introduction to Not That You Asked . . . : "There's something in this book that will irritate almost everyone." Andy Rooney once again proves why he is one of America’s favorite curmudgeons. Writing at the top of his form, Rooney covers a plethora of subjects, from getting rid of leftovers to the worst job in the world, from travel tips for the travel industry to the best hotel room he ever had. Andy Rooney has an opinion on everything, and in his inimitably irreverent and crotchety style he voices here those things we’ve always wanted to say but never thought we could get away with. You’ll find yourself smiling and frowning and involuntarily bobbing your head in agreement. Praise for Not That You Asked . . . “As television watchers know, Andrew A. Rooney is a very funny fellow. He can be even funnier in print, as Not That You Asked . . . amply demonstrates.”—The Associated Press “The greatest thing about Andy is that he makes everyone uncomfortable—especially me.”—Don Hewitt, Executive Producer, 60 Minutes “The best of Rooney’s collections of columns so far . . . irreverent and warmhearted, thoughtful and provocative.”—The Orlando Sentinel

Sincerely, Andy Rooney

Author : Andy Rooney
Publisher : PublicAffairs
Page : 346 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 1999-11-04
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 1891620347

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Sincerely, Andy Rooney by Andy Rooney Pdf

This is an assemblage of Rooney's innumerable and thoughtfully (mostly) sassy (always) letters responding to government and business folk, viewers of 60 Minutes, organizations asking him for a speaking engagement, lawyers, friends, those interested in religious matters, and others. And the letters are arranged into sections according to the type of recipient. Letters that prompted Mr. Rooney's replies are not listed (though Rooney's style allows one to easily understand the original letter's gist). No notes or index, but there seems little need for either. Annotation copyrighted by Book News, Inc., Portland, OR

The iPINIONS Journal

Author : Anthony Livingston Hall
Publisher : iUniverse
Page : 733 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2017-04-04
Category : Political Science
ISBN : 9781532017247

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The iPINIONS Journal by Anthony Livingston Hall Pdf

ANTHONY L. HALL takes aim at the global events of 2016 with a unique and refreshing perspective. Here are some topics in this twelfth volume of his writings: Hillary Calling Half of Trump’s Supporters a “Basket of Deplorables” “Hillary was only half right ... But the most troubling thing is not how deplorable they are; it’s how willing they are to elect an even more deplorable man as president of the United Sates. The latter is what I find incomprehensible ... unforgivable.” Brexit “The irony seems lost on both sides in this Brexit debate that Britain poses a far greater threat to the EU if it remains. After all, Britain planted the seeds of disintegration years ago, when it began negotiating all kinds of ‘opt-outs’ from EU legislation and treaties.” Brazilians Protesting Cost of Rio Olympics “Brazilians need only point to the poisoned chalice Athens 2004 turned out to be for the Greeks. After all, the debt hangover from those Games not only triggered the EU financial crisis of 2010, but austerity measures to service that debt have many once-proud, middle-class Greeks now living like favela-dwelling Brazilians.” Report on College Coaches Raking in Millions “These salaries only validate my longstanding contention that college coaches are using the free labor of student-athletes to live like plantation owners. The only precedent for this is the Founding Fathers, many of whom were in fact plantation owners, preaching about all men being created equal while owning slaves.” VP-Elect Pence Hailing Trump for Accusing the FBI of Corruption “Nothing could be more foreboding than the willingness of no less an establishmentarian than Pence sacrificing democratic institutions and political norms at the altar of Trump’s ego, affecting that constipated countenance of sincerity as he does so.” J.K. Rowling merchandising Harry Potter like Mickey Mouse “I admired her because she helped millions of kids discover the love of reading. But my admiration waned when she started exploiting that love like a drug dealer exploiting a junkie’s addiction.”

Monkey Mind

Author : Daniel Smith
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 216 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2013-06-11
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781439177310

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Monkey Mind by Daniel Smith Pdf

Shares the author's personal experiences with anxiety, describing its painful coherence and absurdities while sharing the stories of other sufferers to illustrate anxiety's intellectual history and influence.

Chicken Soup for the Soul: The Wonder of Christmas

Author : Newmark
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2018-10-16
Category : Self-Help
ISBN : 9781611592825

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Chicken Soup for the Soul: The Wonder of Christmas by Newmark Pdf

Anyone who loves this joyous time of year will love these heartwarming and entertaining stories of family bonding, holiday hijinks, community spirit, and family and religious traditions. A fantastic holiday gift and a great way to start the season! Christmas is a merry and joyful time of year, full of family, friends, and traditions. You’ll delight in reading these 101 holiday tales of inspiration, love, and wonder. Many will make you laugh out loud; others will make you tear up a little. And all the stories are “Santa safe” so they can keep the magic alive for the whole family!

What Would Jesus Buy?

Author : Rev. Billy Talen
Publisher : PublicAffairs
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2009-04-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780786733897

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What Would Jesus Buy? by Rev. Billy Talen Pdf

Reverend Billy's revival tour across America is the subject of the upcoming Morgan Spurlock film What Would Jesus Buy?, his first movie since the national hit Super Size Me! The book is an inspiring—love-a-lujah!—compendium of the reverend in full flow, from his exhortations from the pulpit to his reflections on why lesbian marriage will save the Spotted Owl. Reverend Billy believes big box brainless consumerism is destroying our culture and our planet. Reverend Billy first began preaching in Times Square and has since been incessantly spreading the word at major retail stores from San Francisco to New York City. He has been regularly featured in the national media, most recently in the New York Times, and was arrested with great panache as he led prayers against consumerism in Disneyland. What Would Jesus Buy? will entertain, convince, convert, and give readers actions they can take to become a member of the Church of Stop Shopping.