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Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 520 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2008-07-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612433738
A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : Michael Lewis
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
Page : 257 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2005-03-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781603762090
Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Featuring classic stories and wisecracks along with brand-new jokes, A Guy Walks Into a Bar will reduce you, your friends, and your family to tears of laughter. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes and the teetotalers who drive them home, the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic "bartoons" at the opening of each chapter, A Guy Walks Into a Bar is the perfect party takealong or barside companion, deserving pride of place next to your cocktail shaker and jar of olives.
Author : Billy Brownless
Publisher : ReadHowYouWant.com
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 43,9 Mb
Release : 2011-03-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781459613119
A man walks into a bar ... Ouch! Everyone has their own favourite man-walks-into-a-bar joke. This is a collection of the best: the old favourites, the most stupid, the funniest, the brain benders, the politically incorrect, the great puns and the really, really bad puns.
Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Random House
Page : 576 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2011-03-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781446458785
Man Walks Into A Bar 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular and hilariously funny joke book series. A one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down, this book can service you with every joke you'll ever need. Including such gems as the following: Why have elephants got big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. A magic tractor is driving down a country road and turns into a field. An amnesiac walks into a bar. 'Do I come here often?' I went to a book shop and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. How do you know when you're a pirate? You just arrrrrggghh.
Author : Stephen Arnott,Mike Haskins
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 653 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2007-08-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612433721
A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 54,8 Mb
Release : 2021-08-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9798200759408
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Samuel Kaplan,Phoebe Bronstein,Keith Riegert
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2009-11-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781569758014
CAN YOU SURVIVE A NINJA ATTACK? It will come without warning. It will be silent, ruthless and over in seconds. But will it be your end? When the barrage of razor-sharp ninja stars flies and the sword-wielding assassin charges, the secret ninja-killing techniques in this book will allow you to turn certain death into glorious victory. When Ninjas Attack is a comprehensive guide to defeating these black-clad warriors: •How to spot a ninja before it’s too late •Elite counter-assassination techniques •Booby traps to ninja-proof your home •Deadly weapons for dispatching an assailant •Secrets of ninja training and mind control •Infiltrating the world-wide network of ryus
Author : Lisa F. Smith
Publisher : SelectBooks, Inc.
Page : 219 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2016-06-07
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 9781590793121
Lisa Smith was a bright, young lawyer at a prestigious firm in NYC in the early nineties when alcoholism started to take over her life. What was once a way of escaping her insecurity and negativity became a means of coping with the anxiety and stress of an impossible workload. Girl Walks Out of a Bar is Smith's darkly comic and wrenchingly honest story of her formative years, the decade of alcohol and drug abuse, divorce, and her road to recovery. Smith describes how her spiraling circumstances conspired with her predisposition to depression and self-medication, nurturing an environment ripe for addiction to flourish. Girl Walks Out of a Bar is a candid portrait of alcoholism through the lens of gritty New York realism. Beneath the façade of success lies the reality of addiction.
Author : Steven Gimbel
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 196 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2017-06-26
Category : Philosophy
ISBN : 9781351622615
Isn’t That Clever provides a new account of the nature of humor – the cleverness account – according to which humor is intentional conspicuous acts of playful cleverness. By defining humor in this way, answers can be found to longstanding questions about humor ethics (Are there jokes that are wrong to tell? Are there jokes that can only be told by certain people?) and humor aesthetics (What makes for a good joke? Is humor subjective?). In addition to humor in general, Isn’t That Clever asks questions about comedy as an art form such as whether there are limits to what can be said in dealing with a heckler and how do we determine whether one comedian has stolen jokes from another.
Author : Evan C Thomas
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2014-07-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781440576973
Presents a collection of miscellaneous jokes, divided into such categories as marriage, politics, sports, health, animals, and everyday life.
Author : Jonathan Culler
Publisher : Harvard University Press
Page : 405 pages
File Size : 52,8 Mb
Release : 2015-06-08
Category : Literary Criticism
ISBN : 9780674425804
What sort of thing is a lyric poem? An intense expression of subjective experience? The fictive speech of a specifiable persona? Examining ancient and modern poems from Sappho to Ashbery, Jonathan Culler reveals the limitations of these two models—the Romantic and the modern—and challenges the assumption that poems exist to be interpreted.
Author : Ricciardi / Nugent
Publisher : Lulu.com
Page : 161 pages
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Release : 2024-07-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9781329849266
Author : Nigel Cawthorne
Publisher : Ulysses Press
Page : 338 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2007-01-25
Category : Psychology
ISBN : 9781569755785
The best of the best. The most interesting serial killer cases of all time presented chapter by chapter.
Author : Robert H Gass,John S Seiter
Publisher : Routledge
Page : 665 pages
File Size : 51,8 Mb
Release : 2015-07-17
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN : 9781317348375
First Published in 2015. Routledge is an imprint of Taylor & Francis, an Informa company.
Author : Lisa Reardon
Publisher : Catapult
Page : 267 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2005-09-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781582433370
From a fierce voice in American literature, a psychological drama that combines gripping suspense and unforgettable characters in a story of murder, love, violent passion, and moral responsibility. Seventy years old, ill, and bent by the ravages of time and loss of self-respect, Old Jerry wants to die. Charlie Simpkins, Old Jerry's grandson, is a petty crook with a taste for trouble, alcohol, and the wrong sort of women; his older brother, P. T., is sweetly naive and very troubled and could just possibly be convinced that such a death would be a kindness. But when Old Jerry fails to show up for his birthday party and later turns up dead, Charlie wants to deflect attention from P. T. serves in Vietnam to avoid prison time. Several years later, Charlie returns, angry and dangerous with a new wife and lingering nightmares from the war. He finds that his brother is living happily in a half-way house, his ex-girlfriend is gone, and another friend is married. But family harmony eludes Charlie--he is torn between living straight with his new wife and returning to the familiar comfort and excitement of his criminal friends. this is one crime he had nothing to do with. his friends for the murder when he learns that, yet again, all evidence points to P.T.A small and isolated world-a world where laws and taboos are broken on a daily basis, and family loyalty replaces moral accountability. Lisa Reardon's new novel is a deeply involving and satisfying story that illustrates just how far fear can drive us, and where love can sometime send us.