Brenda S Beaver Needs A Barber

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2016-12-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178047

Get Book

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 194617808X

Get Book

Brenda's Beaver Plays a Round by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

"It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do."--Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women's beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2016-12-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178039

Get Book

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2016-12-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178004

Get Book

Suzy Likes to Look at Balls by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

Suzy likes to look at balls and if you play a sport, chances are before too long she'll take a look at yours. This book she wrote for you and me just to clue us in, on all the balls that Suzy's seen and where those balls have been.Suzy Likes to Look at Balls is the first of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 40,5 Mb
Release : 2011-06-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781453271025

Get Book

Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach Pdf

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Author : Papa Moose
Publisher : Papa Moose Books
Page : 18 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2023-11-11
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781790372829

Get Book

Bucky the Sweet-Toothed Beaver by Papa Moose Pdf

The perfect children's book for anyone struggling with sugar! Bucky the beaver was perfectly happy working at his construction job and eating his bark and grass. But that was before a crate marked "CANDY" rolled up to his door. Now it's up to Bucky and his best friend Bert to kick his sugar habit before the rainy season begins. A story full of warmth, adventure and humor, Bucky the Sweet-Toothed Beaver is a tale about friendship and self-control that is sure to delight children, parents and children alike.

Author : Craig Smith
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2018-09-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781338547368

Get Book

The Wonky Donkey by Craig Smith Pdf

Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey!

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2016-12-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178020

Get Book

Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

Spank the Monkey will never expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind...He will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance.Inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don't bother with books 4 and 5...maybe this isn't for you. We can part ways now and still be friends.Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course...you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2016-12-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178012

Get Book

Come Swing with Us! by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.Come Swing with Us! is the second of five books that make up season one.

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 48,6 Mb
Release : 2020-10-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 194617811X

Get Book

Peter Pitched a Tent by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

"Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.

Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2020-10-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178071

Get Book

Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse? by Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams Pdf

"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic

Author : Mark Thunder
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2015-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1515326764

Get Book

Dee's Big Nuts by Mark Thunder Pdf

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.

Author : R. Swanson
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 48,8 Mb
Release : 2016-03-30
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0692636757

Get Book

Nobody Likes a Cockblock by R. Swanson Pdf

Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

Author : Munty C Pepin
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 22 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2020-08-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1777225108

Get Book

Hookers and Blow Save Christmas by Munty C Pepin Pdf

Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party! Hardcover Edition.

Author : Christopher Cifaldi,Matthew Cifaldi
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 44,9 Mb
Release : 2012-11-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 098594871X

Get Book

Do You Want to Play with My Balls? by Christopher Cifaldi,Matthew Cifaldi Pdf