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Author : Munty C Pepin
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 22 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2020-08-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1777225108
Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party! Hardcover Edition.
Author : Aja Mulford
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 36 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2020-11-24
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781646040858
Discover the heartwarming story of Danny, a young mini excavator struggling to find his place in the busy winter city construction site, who is about to get the most important job of all—saving Christmas. The perfect stocking stuffer for any kid who loves excavators, backhoe loaders, trenchers, cranes, and mixers, Danny the Digger Saves Christmas follows the story of a mini excavator working alongside his family in a big-city construction site. With a cold, cold winter in full swing, Danny’s little shovel can’t dig a thing, and he’s left collecting cones and holding work lamps. But when a mysterious flying object crash lands in the frozen pond of a nearby park, little Danny is the only vehicle light and quick enough to save the day. Will Danny become the one who saves Christmas? This children's holiday book is the perfect gift for anyone who loves construction sites, big vehicles, fire trucks, and more, while teaching kids the value and joy of always doing their best and helping those in need.
Author : Doogie Horner
Publisher : Insight Editions
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 45,5 Mb
Release : 2017-10-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781608879762
A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas! The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. *Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.
Author : Joey Acker
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 128 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2019-03-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1951046099
OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Author : Munty C Pepin
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 22 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2020-08-31
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1777225124
Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.
Author : Chuck Sambuchino
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 53,6 Mb
Release : 2010-09-07
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781580084635
Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
Author : Mark Thunder
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 26 pages
File Size : 55,9 Mb
Release : 2015-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1515326764
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Author : Isla Wynter
Publisher : Peryton Press
Page : 37 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2018-12-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 8210379456XXX
Lila the llama has never heard about Christmas before! She travels far and wide to discover what this strange festival is all about and makes some new friends along the way. A picture book about friendship for children aged 2 to 6, perfect as a bedtime story. Also available as paperback and audiobook. The Little Llama's Adventures The Little Llama Meets a Unicorn The Little Llama Gets a Cat The Little Llama Dreams of Space The Little Llama Learns About Christmas
Author : Paula Cohen
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2022-03
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781646141470
In the new country, Shirley and her family all have big dreams. Take the family store: Shirley has great ideas about how to make it more modern! Prettier! More profitable! She even thinks she can sell the one specialty no one seems to want to try: Mama's homemade gefilte fish. But her parents think she's too young to help. And anyway they didn't come to America for their little girl to work. "Go play with the cat!" they urge. This doesn't stop Shirley's ideas, of course. And one day, when the rest of the family has to rush out leaving her in the store with sleepy Mrs. Gottlieb...Shirley seizes her chance!
Author : Bimisi Tayanita,Matt Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2016-12-01
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1946178047
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author : Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 43 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2020-11-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781728239262
A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup
Author : Elina Brahmandam
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2020-12-15
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798579775900
Join little Cassie on her quest to change the rules of Christmas gifting this year. BUT WHAT? AND HOW? Find out more in this perfect Christmas gift for your child - written by a child!
Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Canongate Books
Page : 39 pages
File Size : 42,6 Mb
Release : 2014-11-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781782116370
From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.
Author : Christopher Cifaldi,Matthew Cifaldi
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 55,7 Mb
Release : 2012-11-12
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 098594871X
Author : Lee Pong Wong
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 28 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2018-12-16
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 199934832X
A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old