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Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 137 pages
File Size : 54,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295567

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Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 153 pages
File Size : 48,5 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649452

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Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

Never Do Anything, Ever

Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton

Author : Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 40,7 Mb
Release : 2005-11
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN : 1417677872

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Never Do Anything, Ever by Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her search for inner beauty, her fund raising efforts for the Juvenile Optometry Federation, and her practice strategy for the Jump-Rope-A-Thon.

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 48,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545308465

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That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 43,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295581

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Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7) by Jim Benton Pdf

Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .

The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545347587

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The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.

Let's Pretend this Never Happened

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 0439951038

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Let's Pretend this Never Happened by Jim Benton Pdf

Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's most irritatingly perfect girl and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad?

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2016-06-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545932936

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Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold by Jim Benton Pdf

Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic
Page : 167 pages
File Size : 49,5 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545456166

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Me! (Just Like You, Only Better) by Jim Benton Pdf

Middle schooler Jamie Kelly returns with another dumb diary: “You’ll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say.” —Knight Ridder Tribune Dear Dumb Diary, I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It’s true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline’s flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she’s lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline’s failure to not be perfect. Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don’t tell her . . . Praise for New York Times–bestselling author Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

The Healing Spell

Kimberley Griffiths Little

Author : Kimberley Griffiths Little
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 371 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2012-02-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545388412

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The Healing Spell by Kimberley Griffiths Little Pdf

Set in the lush bayou of Louisiana, critically acclaimed Kimberley Griffiths Little's lyrical and heartfelt story, THE HEALING SPELL, is now in paperback!Twelve-year-old Livie is living with a secret and it's crushing her. She knows she is responsible for her mother's coma, but she can't tell anyone. It's up to her to find a way to wake her mamma up. Stuck in the middle of three sisters, hiding a forbidden pet alligator, and afraid to disappoint her daddy, whom she loves more than anyone else, Livie struggles to find her place within her own family as she learns about the powers of faith and redemption. Livie's powerful, emotional, and sometimes humorous story will stay with readers long after the last line is read.

The Sense of an Ending

Julian Barnes

Author : Julian Barnes
Publisher : Vintage
Page : 158 pages
File Size : 42,7 Mb
Release : 2011-10-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9780307957337

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The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes Pdf

BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.

My Pants are Haunted

Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly

Author : Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,7 Mb
Release : 2023
Category : Diaries
ISBN : OCLC:1381685203

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My Pants are Haunted by Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

Our Dumb Diary

Jim Benton

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Diaries
ISBN : 0439879817

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Our Dumb Diary by Jim Benton Pdf

A diary to share between friends.