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Our Dumb Diary

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Diaries
ISBN : 0439879817

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A diary to share between friends.

Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2016-06-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545932936

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Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold by Jim Benton Pdf

Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic
Page : 167 pages
File Size : 52,5 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545456166

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Me! (Just Like You, Only Better) by Jim Benton Pdf

Middle schooler Jamie Kelly returns with another dumb diary: “You’ll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say.” —Knight Ridder Tribune Dear Dumb Diary, I went five whole days without seeing or hearing from Angeline. I was beginning to get used to it. It’s true that I have learned to overlook many of Angeline’s flaws, like her flawlessness, but she can still be difficult to be around. Like when she’s lit perfectly, for example. To my extreme credit, I have learned to pretend to ignore Angeline’s failure to not be perfect. Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don’t tell her . . . Praise for New York Times–bestselling author Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews

Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 153 pages
File Size : 46,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649452

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Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary #4) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?

The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545347587

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The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.

Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 169 pages
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545649445

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Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary #3) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

My Pants are Haunted

Author : Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2023
Category : Diaries
ISBN : OCLC:1381685203

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My Pants are Haunted by Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

Never Do Anything, Ever

Author : Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 44,6 Mb
Release : 2005-11
Category : JUVENILE FICTION
ISBN : 1417677872

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Never Do Anything, Ever by Jamie Kelly,Jim Benton Pdf

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her search for inner beauty, her fund raising efforts for the Juvenile Optometry Federation, and her practice strategy for the Jump-Rope-A-Thon.

What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 146 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2013-06-25
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545606943

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What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me (Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #4) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jim Benton is back, continuing a new spin on a favorite series! Dear Dumb Diary, Just when I was pretty sure we could let the Student Awareness Committee quietly die a dignified death like some majestic old elephant or the Square Dancing Club, Angeline has to be aware of something. Great.And, of course, it couldn't be something interesting like nail polish or why maybe there should be a special class in nail polish and how to get it out of your beagle's ear. (Mom, if you're reading this, I'm not admitting anything. Somebody else could have painted a heart in his ear.)Angeline just had to be aware of one of those THINGS THAT ADULTS LIKE.

Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 137 pages
File Size : 50,5 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295567

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Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary #5) by Jim Benton Pdf

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic
Page : 166 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545655231

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Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly has been keeping diaries for years . . . and each one just gets funnier! But she has no idea that anyone is reading them. So please, please, please don't tell her.Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.And there's only one logical explanation --- superpowers.

That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 152 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545308465

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That's What Friends Aren't For (Dear Dumb Diary #9) by Jim Benton Pdf

Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.Dear Dumb Diary,So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is automatic friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to go be locked up in an old dirty insane asylum for years and years, and Stinker's puppies could grow up not knowing both their parents --- and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy.

Let's Pretend this Never Happened

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2006
Category : Children's stories
ISBN : 0439951038

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Let's Pretend this Never Happened by Jim Benton Pdf

Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's most irritatingly perfect girl and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad?

Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7)

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 168 pages
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Release : 2013-08-27
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780545295581

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Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary #7) by Jim Benton Pdf

Sneak a peek inside the NY Times bestselling diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,Isabella is probably right. She almost always is.When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're all strawberry-scented, too, but I think that's just her conditioner -- although her body might actually secrete its own strawberry scent.)But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest. . . .

Totally Not Boring School Planner

Author : Jim Benton
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Page : 193 pages
File Size : 54,7 Mb
Release : 2010-07
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780545242073

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Totally Not Boring School Planner by Jim Benton Pdf

Organization is for people who are just too lazy to spend two hours looking for something. Get organized with this laugh-out-loud funny school planner, full of snark, wit . . . and stickers! This cool trifold format is packed with laughs! Jamie Kelly brings DDD fans a school planner with two sheets of stickers, a pen, and three interactive books: Glamorously Important Notes, All About Me, and Addresses of People I Don't Hate (Mostly). Complete with fill-ins, prompts, extra places to jot down assignments, and some brand-new full color art, this is one school planner everyone will want! After all, PLANNING to put something off until the day before it's due is a totally legitimate kind of planning.