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Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

Dave Barry
Dave Barry s Complete Guide to Guys Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 270 pages
File Size : 45,8 Mb
Release : 2010-07-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307758743

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"Dave Barry is one funny human." --San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: Scratching The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children The Noogie Gene Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate And much, much more "Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you." --USA Today

Dave Barry's Guide to Life

Dave Barry
Dave Barry s Guide to Life Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Random House Value Publishing
Page : 396 pages
File Size : 44,5 Mb
Release : 1991
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0517064863

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Dave Barry's Guide to Life by Dave Barry Pdf

Contains the complete and unabridged texts of: Dave Barry's guide to marriage and/or sex, Babies and other hazards of sex, Stay fit and healthy until you're dead, and Claw your way to the top.

Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

Dave Barry
Dave Barry s Only Travel Guide You ll Ever Need Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 48,9 Mb
Release : 2010-07-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307758767

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Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need by Dave Barry Pdf

TAKE YOUR TRAVEL TIPS FROM DAVE BARRY, A GUY WHO IS REALLY GONE! Complete with maps, histories, quaint local facts (France's National Underwear Changing Day is March 12), song lyrics, helpful hints on how to get through Customs (all insects must be spayed), and tidbits from Dave Barry's own fond vacation nightmares, DAVE BARRY'S ONLY TRAVEL GUIDE YOU'LL EVER NEED is just that. You'll find everything you need to know in this incredibly comprehensive reference, including: - Air Travel (Or: Why Birds Never Look Truly Relaxed) - Traveling as a Family (Or: No, We Are NOT There Yet) - Traveling in Europe ("Excuse me! Where is the Big Mona Lisa?") - Camping: Nature's Way of Promoting the Motel Industry

Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex

Dave Barry
Dave Barry s Guide to Marriage and or Sex Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Rodale Books
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 47,7 Mb
Release : 2000-01-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0878577254

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Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex by Dave Barry Pdf

No book can guarantee you a long and happy relationship, even if the author didn't know about your secret hygiene problem. But the cover of a book is no place to discuss that. In Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex, one of America's most beloved writers turns his keen, if somewhat rheumy, eye to the institution of marriage. Dating. "These are nonstereotypical times we live in, by which I mean that it is the responsibility of the woman to think up excuses that get progressively more obvious until the man figures out that the woman would rather chew on a rat pancreas." Sex. "I'm afraid that we must talk here about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding, and also we want to sell as many books as possible to adolescent boys." Marriage. "Most squabbles start with money. For example, you want to buy food, while your spouse wants to buy a thoroughbred racehorse. It's important, in these situations, for both of you to be willing to sit down and try to achieve a workable compromise. In this case, you could buy a thoroughbred racehorse and eat it."

Lessons From Lucy

Dave Barry
Lessons From Lucy Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Simon & Schuster
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2020-11-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781501161162

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Lessons From Lucy by Dave Barry Pdf

In this “little gem” (Washington Independent Review of Books), Pulitzer Prize–winning columnist and New York Times bestselling author Dave Barry learns how to age happily from his old but joyful dog, Lucy. As Dave Barry turns seventy—not happily—he realizes that his dog, Lucy, is dealing with old age far better than he is. She has more friends, fewer worries, and way more fun. So Dave decides to figure out how Lucy manages to stay so happy, to see if he can make his own life happier by doing the things she does (except for drinking from the toilet). He reconnects with old friends and tries to make new ones—which turns out to be a struggle, because Lucy likes people a lot more than he does. And he gets back in touch with two ridiculous but fun groups from his past: the Lawn Rangers, a group of guys who march in parades pushing lawnmowers and twirling brooms (alcohol is involved), and the Rock Bottom Remainders, the world’s oldest and least-talented all-author band. With each new lesson, Dave riffs hilariously on dogs, people, and life in general, while also pondering Deep Questions, such as when it’s okay to lie. (Answer: when scallops are involved.) Lessons From Lucy shows readers a new side to Dave Barry that’s “touching and sentimental, but there’s still a laugh on every page” (The Sacramento Bee). The master humorist has written a witty and affable guide to joyous living at any age.

A Field Guide to the Jewish People

Dave Barry,Adam Mansbach,Alan Zweibel
A Field Guide to the Jewish People Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry,Adam Mansbach,Alan Zweibel
Publisher : Flatiron Books
Page : 304 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2019-09-24
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781250191977

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A Field Guide to the Jewish People by Dave Barry,Adam Mansbach,Alan Zweibel Pdf

From three award-winning and bestselling humor writers comes a hilarious guide to everything you need to know about Jewish history, holidays, and traditions. Why do random Jewish holidays keep springing up unexpectedly? Why are yarmulkes round? Who was the first Jewish comedian? What's "Christian humor" and have you ever even heard of that phrase? Who is "the Golem" and whom do you want it to beat up? These baffling questions and many more are answered by comedy legends Dave Barry, Adam Mansbach, and Alan Zweibel, two-thirds of whom are Jewish. In A Field Guide to the Jewish People the authors dissect every holiday, rite of passage, and tradition, unravel a long and complicated history, and tackle the tough questions that have plagued Jews and non-Jews alike for centuries. Combining the sweetness of an apricot rugelach with the wisdom of a matzoh ball, this is the last book on Judaism that you will ever need. So gather up your chosen ones, open a bottle of Manischewitz, and get ready to laugh as you finally begin to understand the inner-workings of Judaism.

Insane City

Dave Barry
Insane City Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 400 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2013-01-29
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781101609194

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Insane City by Dave Barry Pdf

Seth Weinstein always knew Tina was way, way, way out of his league. Which is why he’s still astonished that he’s on a plane heading for their wedding in Florida. The Groom Posse has already pulled an airport prank on him—and he’s survived! It should be easy going from now on. But Seth has absolutely no idea what he’s about to get into. A simple drink or two with the boys sparks a series of events that will pit Seth and his friends against everything and everyone imaginable, from his very powerful, very disapproving soon-to-be father-in-law to the federal government to a love-struck orangutan. Seth’s hope for smooth sailing is turning into a trip on the Titanic. And the water is getting deeper by the minute…

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex

Dave Barry
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Rodale
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 1984
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0878575103

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A syndicated humorist discusses natural breathing and techniques to endure the ordeal of baby showers

"My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old"

Dave Barry
My Teenage Son s Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3 500 Years Old Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 138 pages
File Size : 53,5 Mb
Release : 2013-02-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740789373

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"My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" by Dave Barry Pdf

The popular humorist shares his hilarious observations and parenting and fatherhood. Dave Barry isn't just funny. His hilarious syndicated newspaper column and numerous best-selling books have sparked the kind of adulation that's often reserved for rock stars or world leaders. His wit cuts right to the core of life’s absurdities. In “My Teenage Son's Greatest Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old” and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, Dave shares his hopes, fears, and insights about his own stint as a father. “Most people make babies out to be very complicated, but the truth is they have only three moods: Mood One: Just about to cry. Mood Two: Crying. Mood Three: Just finished crying.”

Claw Your Way to the Top

Dave Barry
Claw Your Way to the Top Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Rodale
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 44,8 Mb
Release : 1986
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0878576525

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Claw Your Way to the Top by Dave Barry Pdf

A humorous guide with valuable advice and tips for moving up the corporate ladder.

Dave Barry Slept Here

Dave Barry
Dave Barry Slept Here Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 192 pages
File Size : 43,7 Mb
Release : 2010-07-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307758712

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“What caused the American Revolution? This is indeed a rhetorical question that for many years historians have begun chapters with. As well they should. For the American Revolution is without a doubt the single most important historical event to occur in this nation except of course for Super Bowl III (Jets 16. Colts 7. This historian won $35).” So goes the skewed sensibility, the muddied mind, the bent pen of one of America's funniest writers, Dave Barry. This time his subject is U.S. history, the way it's never been told before. Every single momentous event and crucial moment is covered, including . . . • The Birthing Contractions of a Nation • Kicking Some British Butt • Barging Westward • The Forging of a Large, Wasteful Bureaucracy • Deep Economic Doo-doo • The Fifties: Peace, Prosperity, Brain Death . . . and right up through the scintillating Reagan-Bush years, during which, Mr. Barry notes, America is steadfastly Napping Toward Glory. If you love to laugh, if you love your country, if you are unaware that “the Sixth Amendment states that if you are accused of a crime, you have a right to a trial before a jury of people too stupid to get out of jury duty,” Dave Barry Slept Here is the book you've been waiting for since 1776. Or at least since Super Bowl III. Praise for Dave Barry Slept Here “A dazzling performance . . . Barry is brilliant.”—The Washington Post Book World “[Dave] Barry turns his formidable wit to the subject of American history, with a result reminiscent of the Reduced Shakespeare Company: The better you know the original, the funnier it gets.”—Los Angeles Times “I fear that Mr. Barry's dream of making millions of dollars through mass sales of his book to a captive audience of innocent schoolchildren will not be realized, and he will have to be content with making readers laugh a lot, as this one did.”—The New York Times Book Review

Dave Barry Talks Back

Dave Barry
Dave Barry Talks Back Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Crown Archetype
Page : 306 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2010-12-29
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307758729

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Dave Barry Talks Back by Dave Barry Pdf

Yet another collection of Barry wit and wisdom by the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and the author of Dave Barry Turns 40.

Homes and Other Black Holes

Dave Barry
Homes and Other Black Holes Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 153 pages
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Release : 2010-07-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307758828

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"Mr. Barry is the funniest man in America and we should encourage him." --The New York Times Book Review THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME--EXCEPT IN A SELLER'S MARKET At long last, Dave Barry, the dean of everything, lets you in on the deepest, darkest mysteries of life and answers your hysterical home purchase questions like they've never been answered before: What's the best way to determine a realistic price range? Take your total family income, including coins that have fallen behind the bureau, and any projected future revenue you have been notified about via personalized letters from Mr. Ed McMahon stating that you may already have won 14 million dollars. Then, multiply by something other than six. Can you recommend a good mortgage? There are several kinds: Fixed Rate, Variable Rate, and the bank's secret weapons, the Party Hat Mortgage and the Mortgage of the Living Dead. How can I avoid spending money on do-it-yourself homeowner's projects? Find a contractor. Their silent motto is "We Never Show Up." The Romans lived among the ruins. You must too. Is there a secret to having a beautiful lawn? Yes and no. If you fail to feed, fertilize, and water your lawn, it will die. However, if you feed, fertilize, and water your lawn, it will die.

You Can Date Boys When You're Forty

Dave Barry
You Can Date Boys When You re Forty Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 240 pages
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Release : 2014-03-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781101631492

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You Can Date Boys When You're Forty by Dave Barry Pdf

A brilliantly funny exploration of the twin mysteries of parenthood and families from the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times–bestselling author of Insane City. In his New York Times–bestselling I’ll Mature When I’m Dead, Dave Barry embarked on the treacherous seas of adulthood, to hilarious results. What comes next? Parenthood, of course, and families. In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (he’s serious about that title: “When my daughter can legally commence dating—February 24, 2040—I intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceased”) to funeral instructions (“I would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatner”), the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a father’s ultimate sacrifice: accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert (“It turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgers”). Let’s face it: families not only enrich our lives every day, they drive us completely around the bend. Thank goodness we have Dave Barry as our guide!

Dave Barry Does Japan

Dave Barry
Dave Barry Does Japan Book PDF

Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
Page : 222 pages
File Size : 50,6 Mb
Release : 2010-07-28
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780307758675

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Dave Barry Does Japan by Dave Barry Pdf

"One of the funniest peole ever to tap tap on a PC." PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER Not since George Bush's memorable dinner with the Japanese prime minister has the Land of the Rising Sun seen the likes of a goodwill ambassador like Dave Barry. Join him as he belts out oldies in a karaoke bar, marries a geriatric geisha girl, takes his first bath in public, bows to just about everyone, and explores culture shock in all its numerous humorous forms, including: Failing to Learn Japanese in Only Five Minutes (Or: "Very Much Good Morning, Sir!") ; Humor in Japan (Take My Tofu, Please!); Sports in Japan ("Yo, Batter! Loudly Make it Fly!"), and more.