Dog Poems For Kids Rhyming Books For Children Dog Unicorn Jerks

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 42,8 Mb
Release : 2014-02-23
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781631876202

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Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Dog Jokes and these funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn and dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and unicorns. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses and doggys at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this Just Really Big Jerk book now...

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : CreateSpace
Page : 86 pages
File Size : 43,6 Mb
Release : 2014-02
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1496066316

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Dog Humor/Cat Humor by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Cat Jokes and these funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!"explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and cats. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these soggy, lazy, fickle, pesky and perky jerks as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 127 pages
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Release : 2014-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781631876172

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Funny Dog & Cat Poems For Kids & Rhyming Books For Children (Dog & Cat Jerks) by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 70 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2014-02-21
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781631876219

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Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! by Timmie Guzzmann Pdf

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! This is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustrations. Dog lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and of these egocentric dogs. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these fickle, perky and pesky egomaniacs as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more...

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 408 pages
File Size : 40,6 Mb
Release : 2014-08-07
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781634288507

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Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Picture Book - Frog Picture Book - Humor Unicorns - Funny Cat Book For Kids Dog Humor by Kate Cruise Pdf

Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? more... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth much more... Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Book 4: Inside you'll find jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Book 5: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Egocentric Pesky Perks * A Jerk's Agenda * Soggy Doggy * Proud Peeing Moments * Barking Without A Spark * The Flirt-SchooledLord Of Misrule & much more... Get this 5 In 1 box set compilation today because buying the 4 in 1 box set compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually. If your kid loves frogs, toads, snakes and hilariously funny dogs, cats and unicorns this box set compilation will give you an awesome value and makes your child smiling longer!

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 371 pages
File Size : 52,6 Mb
Release : 2014-08-07
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781635016536

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Box Set Children's Books: Horse Picture Books For Kids - Frog Picture Book - Dog Humor & Dog Cartoon by Kate Cruise Pdf

The compilation includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets (Snake Books For Kids with Intriguing & Curious Snake Secrets, Stories, Myths About Snakes) Book 3: Book: Humor Dogs: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? * Some Ultimate Answers To The Question Why Do Frogs Rock? * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Frogs more... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * What Is A Snake's Defense Tactic? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth * Snakes As Pets * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Snakes * Myths & Truths About Snakes much more... Did you know that in captivity, many of the snake species can live for surprisingly very long times. The average is somewhere between 18-20 years! You and your child will learn lots more of such curious snake facts. Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Egocentric Pesky Perks * A Jerk's Agenda * Soggy Doggy * Proud Peeing Moments * Barking Without A Spark * The Flirt-SchooledLord Of Misrule & much more...

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 148 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2014-09-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635016598

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Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts & Comic Illustrations - Comic Pictures & Audiobook For Children + Dog Humor Books by El Ninjo Pdf

This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Vol. 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud ... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 293 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2014-08-08
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781680328813

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Box Set Funny Animal Books For Kids: Sea Turtle Pictures & Sea Turtle Fact Book For Kids - Weird Snake Facts & Snake Picture Book For Kids & Funny Dog Humor & Dog Cartoons by Kate Cruise Pdf

This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting snake & sea turtle fact book for kids plus LOL funny dog humor book. The compilation includes: Book 1: Frog Discovery Book Book 2: Snake Discovery Book Book 3: Dog Humor Book Book 1: Inside the frog discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? * Some Ultimate Answers To The Question Why Do Frogs Rock? * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Frogs Book 2: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird snake moments like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * What Is A Snake's Defense Tactic? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth * Snakes As Pets * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Snakes * Myths & Truths About Snakes and lots more... Book 3: Inside you'll find LOL funny, weird & jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more...

Author : Kate Cruise & Timmie
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 336 pages
File Size : 49,7 Mb
Release : 2014-07-22
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781634281898

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Frog Books Kids - Snake Pictures Book - Dog Jokes by Kate Cruise & Timmie Pdf

This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style dog jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious dogrhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets Book 3: Book: Humor Dogs: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? * Which Are The Most Poisonous Frogs On Earth? * The Weirdest Looking Toads & Frogs * The Absolute Most Bizarre & Weirdest Frogs On Earth * Do All Frogs Sound The Same? * Some Ultimate Answers To The Question Why Do Frogs Rock? * Curious & Intriguing Facts lots more... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the snake discovery book you'll learn: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * What Is A Snake's Defense Tactic? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth * Snakes As Pets Lots More... Book 3: Inside you'll find jerky dog moments like: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Egocentric Pesky Perks * A Jerk's Agenda * Soggy Doggy * Proud Peeing Moments * Barking Without A Spark * The Flirt-SchooledLord Of Misrule & much more... Lots More... Get this 3 In 1 box set compilation today because buying this kid book compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually.

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 347 pages
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Release : 2014-09-15
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635016581

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Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Comic Illustrations: Perfect Ninja Books For Boys - Kid Ninjas - Dog Humor Books by El Ninjo Pdf

Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult lots more... You'll find 62 pant ripping stories inide... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 371 pages
File Size : 55,8 Mb
Release : 2014-07-21
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781634281676

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Box Set Set Children's Books: Snake Pictures - Frogs Facts About Frogs & Toads - Cat Vs Human Chew On This Cat Humor - Dog Humor & Poems By Dogs by Kate Cruise Pdf

This 4 In 1 Box Set includes intriguing & interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The box set includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets (Snake Books For Kids with Intriguing & Curious Snake Secrets, Stories, Myths About Snakes) Book 3: Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1 & 2: Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? ... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? ... Did you know that in captivity, many of the snake species can live for surprisingly very long times. The average is between 18-20 years! You and your child will learn lots more of such curious snake facts. Stimulation of thought & contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. ON the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. Book 3: Inside you'll find hilarious jerky cat moments like * Stinky Pink * Mean Latrine lots more... Book 4: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Soggy Doggy ... Lots More...

Author : El Ninjo & Timmie Gu
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 51,9 Mb
Release : 2014-09-13
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781635016888

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Superpower Children Comic Books For Kids - Comic Illustrations - Books For Boys Age 6 by El Ninjo & Timmie Gu Pdf

Volume 1 Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger!: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbour Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes The list of fart sport activities Vol. 2: The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride How To Jump Higher How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts The 18th Hole Trick and many more steamy bean blowing stories... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda Lots More... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this Fart kids books compilation with 44 short stories and illustrations right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very fun jokes all by themselves and even without reading the fart stories that come with each illustration. Purchase this LOL compilation of the Fart Book series right & see you inside where the pant ripping fun begins...

Author : Kate Cruise
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 185 pages
File Size : 54,9 Mb
Release : 2014-08-09
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781680328776

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Box Set Children's Books: Horse Picture Book - Horse Facts & Unicorns Are Jerks by Kate Cruise Pdf

This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting horse fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style unicorn jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious unicorn rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Horse Discovery Book Book 2: Humor Unicorns: Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Does your child love beautiful horses? Inside the horse discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Evolution Of Horses Until Today * Home Of Horses * Senses Of Horses * Cute Horse Babies * Beautiful Golden Horses * Most Rare Horse Breeds In The World * Horses Relation With Donkeys * Horses & Humans * The Most Amazing, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Horses and other surprises that you did not know about horses... This book will take your child through a journey of fun facts, amazing discoveries, curious and intriguing stories about horses, and beautiful & amazing pictures of horses. You will find some interesting revelations and secrets you probably never heard about horses. Some myths and truths, and other curious stuff about horses that children just find cool and groovy to know are also included. Did you know that no two horses are identical! Inside you will find out the most amazing stuff about horses that there is to know about! Stimulation of thought and contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. On the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. This book is suitable for children ages 5+ Book 2: Inside you'll find unicorn jerk dog moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads ...

Author : Roderick Williams
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 54 pages
File Size : 54,5 Mb
Release : 2002
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 0958053200

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Frogs and Dogs and Kids by Roderick Williams Pdf

Author : Johan Harmenberg
Publisher : Ska Swordplay Books
Page : 171 pages
File Size : 49,6 Mb
Release : 2007
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0978902211

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Epee 2.0 by Johan Harmenberg Pdf

Johan Harmenberg had left his native Sweden because he had "given up" on serious competitive fencing. But when he came to MIT, he met an innovative coach - the late Eric Sollee. Scribbling on a napkin in a Cambridge bar, Eric, Johan, and the other MIT fencers sketched the "Three Conjectures" of a new fencing paradigm" - a way to force a more skillful opponent to play your game. On his return to Sweden, Johan developed it into an art and a science, then put it into effect with a vengeance. Despite being snubbed by the Swedish authorities because of his unorthodox style, he won the World Championship in 1977 and the Olympic Gold Medal in 1980. In this groundbreaking book, Johan reveals his methods, showing how to can neutralize the superior technique of even the best classical fencers. Plus Olympic Silver Medalist Bjorne Vaggoe adds his personal application of the new paradigm and Geoff Pingree tells how it was applied with stunning success at MIT.