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A farmer thinks he is getting a bargain when he buys a farm for one dollar, until he finds that all the animals are mixed up about what they are supposed to do.
A farmer thinks he is getting a bargain when he buys a farm for one dollar, until he finds that all the animals are mixed up about what they are supposed to do.
An inspiring and moving memoir of the author's turbulent life with 600 rescue animals. Laurie Zaleski never aspired to run an animal rescue; that was her mother Annie’s dream. But from girlhood, Laurie was determined to make the dream come true. Thirty years later as a successful businesswoman, she did it, buying a 15-acre farm deep in the Pinelands of South Jersey. She was planning to relocate Annie and her caravan of ragtag rescues—horses and goats, dogs and cats, chickens and pigs—when Annie died, just two weeks before moving day. In her heartbreak, Laurie resolved to make her mother's dream her own. In 2001, she established the Funny Farm Animal Rescue outside Mays Landing, New Jersey. Today, she carries on Annie’s mission to save abused and neglected animals. Funny Farm is Laurie’s story: of promises kept, dreams fulfilled, and animals lost and found. It’s the story of Annie McNulty, who fled a nightmarish marriage with few skills, no money and no resources, dragging three kids behind her, and accumulating hundreds of cast-off animals on the way. And lastly, it's the story of the brave, incredible, and adorable animals that were rescued. Although there are some sad parts (as life always is), there are lots of laughs.
Author : G. Brian Karas Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) Page : 40 pages File Size : 53,8 Mb Release : 2016-04-05 Category : Juvenile Fiction ISBN : 9781250116512
On the farm, workers pick vegetables, collect eggs, and make cheese. At the market the next day, the workers set up their stands and prepare for shoppers to arrive. Amy, the baker at the Busy Bee Café, has a very special meal in mind-and, of course, all the farmers show up at the café to enjoy the results of their hard work. This informative book introduces children to both local and urban greenmarkets and paints a warm picture of a strong, interconnected community.
The Fun on the Farm Joke Book by Sean Connolly Pdf
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
In Charles Stross's novel The Atrocity Archive and its sequels, the "Laundry" is a secret British agency responsible for keeping dark interdimensional entitities from destroying the cosmos and, not incidentally, the human race. The battles with creatures from beyond time are dangerous; however, it's the subsequent bureaucratic paperwork that actually breaks men's souls. Now, in "Down on the Farm," Laundry veteran Bob Howard must investigate strange doings at another obscure, moth-eaten government agency—evidently a rest home for Laundry agents whose minds have snapped... Charles Stross is the Hugo-winning author of some of the most acclaimed novels and stories of the last ten years, including Singularity Sky, Accelerando, Halting State, the "Merchant Princes" series beginning with The Family Trade, and the story collections Toast and Wireless. In 2010, his Laundry story "Overtime," published on Tor.com, is a finalist for science fiction's Hugo Award. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Donna S. Vance lives on a farm in east Texas and writes funny stories about life "Down on the Funny Farm." She gives personalities to her farm animals and interacts with them as people.
DOWN ON THE FARM - "What's this" series by Aaron Adams Down on the farm there is always lots to see. Come on everybody just follow me. We are going to have fun and play a game. Can you tell me which animal is not the same? ... Professional illustrations with cute animals and different colors. Life skills for children's Short interesting rhyming stories and objects for your child to search for. "Down on the Farm" is the perfect book for young readers from one to three years. It has large colorful illustrations throughout, short interesting rhyming stories and objects for your child to search for. "Down on the Farm" has everything that is necessary for the development of speech, perseverance and care of your child. What awaits you under the cover: A fascinating and entertaining find and show book from the series "What's this" for the little ones. Each turn of a page reveals a separate task on the topic "Farm". Your child must become acquainted with the animals and find them in different parts of the farm. In the bird's yard, in the hen-house, in the stable, in the pasture and in the garden. "Down on the Farm" has all the essential elements to delight your child, from the illustrations and short interesting stories to the exciting game of searching for the animals. It will help to develop the speech, diligence and attentiveness of your child. A magnificent gift for boys and girls from one to three years. What people saying about my kid's books: Dr. Grace LaJoy Henderson "Creatively written. This story is great for helping young children learn how to recognize various animals." Teacher, Miami, Florida "Nice for beginning rhyming stories & cheerfully illustrated. A very charming story for children. And nice for the complementary material." Susana "What a wonderful illustrated colorful book this is! I am buying it for my kids. It is a very positive, beautiful color and illustrations. My six year old is going to love this. If you would like your child to read a very cute story with little words that they can pronounce and rhyme this is i! Beautiful job." Amazon Customer "Cute book, I think the poems are sweet and funny. The graphics are so colorful and appropriate - great job of illustrations." WARNING! Limited time low price for first time selling on Amazon! Need a book for reading to a child? What are you waiting for? Scroll up and press "buy now"!
In Maryrose Wood's stunning middle-grade novel, Alice's Farm, a brave young rabbit must work with her natural predators to save her farmland home and secretly help the farm’s earnest but incompetent new owners. When a new family moves into Prune Street Farm, Alice and the other cottontails are cautious. The new owners are from the city; the family and their dog are not at all what the rabbits expect, and soon Alice is making new friends and doing things no rabbit has done before. When she overhears a plan by a developer to run the family off and bulldoze the farm, Alice comes up with a plan, helped by the farmer’s son, and other animals, including a majestic bald eagle. Here is a stunning celebration of life, the bitter and the sweet. Alice is some rabbit—a character readers will love for generations to come.
In this collection, Alex starts her freshman year at MIT, Granny D reluctantly comes to live with Mike and Kim in Seattle, Mark and Chase's relationship falls apart, Uncle Duke becomes a lobbyist, and B.D. starts group therapy.
A singing cow and a horse who tells jokes? What a crazy, funny farm this is! Every one of these delightfully silly photos of farm animals will send toddlers into nonstop giggles. They’ll simply adore turning the pages of the sturdy board book to look at the pushy hens, shaggy sheep, smiling hog in a pen, and very nosey donkey over and over again.
A wholly original take on this beloved American anthem from renowned watercolor master, Gris Grimly--with a surprise twist ending bound to delight! Celebrated creator Gris Grimly, widely known for his gothic style illustrations, turns over a new creative leaf in his glorious interpretation of this beloved preschool anthem. Inspired by his son's love for Old MacDonald and his own family's farming history, and with stunning, sweeping watercolor illustrations, and a surprise twist ending that kids will relish, Gris brings this beloved song to glorious new life. Young children will love reading and singing along as they join our nimble footed Farmer on his morning jaunt across the farmyard and he greets each of his farm animals and beckons them to join his parade. Little ones will delight when the parade culminates in an unexpected e twist ending as Farmer opens the big red barn doors...and GASP...there's a BEAR hidden inside! With a moving artists' note from Gris explaining the history of this song, and his personal connection to it, this delightful retelling has all the makings of a classic.