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Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

Spiffy McChappy
Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Spiffy McChappy
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 105 pages
File Size : 45,7 Mb
Release : 2019-05-23
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1099879965

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Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes by Spiffy McChappy Pdf

The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Dad Jokes

Frank N Steinz
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Frank N Steinz
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 104 pages
File Size : 52,9 Mb
Release : 2019-11-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1913485021

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DAD Jokes, jokes are so bad they are good! clean jokes for the whole family, a brilliant gift for dad.

The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes

Ian Allen
The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2013-08-08
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781909396098

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The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by Ian Allen Pdf

Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes

Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon
A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon
Publisher : Rockridge Press
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Release : 2019-10-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1641526556

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A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes by Taylor Calmus,Peter L. Harmon Pdf

A dad was washing his car with his son until the son said, "Dad, can you please just use a sponge?" Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with 365 jokes to make you groan--and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (a.k.a. "Dude Dad") offer enough of their top-quality, best-worst puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes includes: So bad, they're good--Nobody ever said dad jokes were good. Seriously, they're awful. That's what makes them awesome. Keep 'em coming--Day after day, drop new witticisms on anyone within hearing range: kids, spouses, colleagues, unsuspecting neighbors... Family friendly--These dad jokes are safe for the bar or breakfast table, so you can share them all--the good, the dad, and the ugly. Why hold back? Give your family and friends their daily dose of dad jokes!

All New Dad Jokes

Dad Says Jokes
All New Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 272 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2019-09-05
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781788402033

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THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

Elias Hill
101 So Bad They re Good Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 50,7 Mb
Release : 2017-07-20
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1973749122

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101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill Pdf

Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame

Andy Herald
Dad Jokes Hall of Shame Book PDF

Author : Andy Herald
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
Page : 194 pages
File Size : 51,5 Mb
Release : 2021-04-27
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781681888064

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Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Hugh Murmie
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book Book PDF

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 108 pages
File Size : 41,7 Mb
Release : 2020-05-10
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 9798644639052

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New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Dad Jokes

Editors of Portable Press
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 254 pages
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781684120079

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Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Dad Jokes

Evan Ramsey
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Evan Ramsey
Publisher : Unknown
Page : 134 pages
File Size : 43,5 Mb
Release : 2019-12-08
Category : Electronic
ISBN : 1673236960

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The Best Dad Jokes Book! Get ready to laugh and make some groans! 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is the best dad jokes book for any dad who just loves delivering funny dad jokes and puns to unsuspecting victimes. Funny Jokes and Puns You Can't Live Without! Being a dad means many things and the most important thing is being able to tell a good dad joke. Make sure your dad is equipped with the best jokes. 250+ Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes is a superb collection of funny dad jokes, hilarious one-liners and the best punny dad puns around. This joke book makes the best gift idea for dad! Your book includes: Classic dad jokes that never get old. Jokes for the whole family. So many funny Punny Puns! Great one-liners you don't want to be without. Groan-inducing humor. This makes a great gift not only for dads but for grandpa, uncle, brothers, fathers, teachers or anyone with a dad with a sense of humor! Help dad keep the laughs coming with this great joke book. Purchase today!

The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes

Thomas Nowak
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 274 pages
File Size : 53,9 Mb
Release : 2020-03-03
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781452184135

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The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Dad Jokes

Jimmy Niro
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 41,6 Mb
Release : 2018
Category : Fatherhood
ISBN : 1492675377

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The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

The Big Book of Dad Jokes

Joe Kerz
The Big Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 389 pages
File Size : 47,9 Mb
Release : 2022-04-19
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781631586651

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Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Gordon Hideaki Nagai
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 118 pages
File Size : 40,8 Mb
Release : 2016-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9781612435909

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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by Gordon Hideaki Nagai Pdf

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Dad Jokes

Dad Says Jokes
Dad Jokes Book PDF

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 50,9 Mb
Release : 2019-05-14
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1788401026

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Dad Jokes by Dad Says Jokes Pdf

A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.